You literally have no excuses for being single

You literally have no excuses for being single

I do have an excuse. I'm not fat

This guy looks like he is deep in the friendzone... not in a relationship

I am infatuated with a girl. I met her two months ago. I'm making a move on Friday. Wish me luck.

Those are his sisters.

Good luck user

I chose to be single cause hoes is bitches and visa versa

Thanks. I don't meet girls often, and when I do I hate them. But this one is amazing in every way.

i fall in here to, fat but not really noticeable, other than that, i just seem to suck at advancing lately... idk man maybe i just need to keep practicing meting new women out in the real world

I'm agoraphobic and can't afford a gf anyway

>agoraphobic
nigga grow the fuck up, we aint in north africa

What if I'm dead and currently a skeleton? Is that a good enough excuse?

im not happy single so why would i be happy with someone?

Hold on, being in a relationship is something people want?

>like a girl
>she rejected me,actually lesbian
>okay.jpg
>move on
>fucking can't
I don't look at other girls the same way so yeah

Agoraphobic
Haven't been outside for 4 years

>how do i greentext

No you are single because you can't speak properly

Work/alcohol -ism
>Lonely road

I feel you. It's hard to meet girls once you're out of school, let alone girls you actually are into. Good luck, man.

It's okay Ben Affleck, at least you're Batman now

what a faggot kys

I'm not. But I used to be.

I had an excellent excuse. I was a socially awkward dork and women didn't want me.

Thanks man. Made my day. Just a little act of kindness is all I need

But I work and go to school six days of the week, and the day I do get off (Sunday) I just want to chill with friends or play vidya