>Be 26 >Lose virginity tonight >Take girlfriend way out of town to look at the stars >Goto a lake and lay blanket down by the water >Start making out passionately >She unbuttons my pants while we kiss >Gets out my dick and starts rubbing it >I start pulling her pants down >She takes off her pants and underwear and gets on top of me >She's soaking wet, and slides my dick inside of her >Starts riding me >All I could think was "This seriously doesn't feel as good as it looks in porn..." >Start to get soft while she rides me because disappointed that sex doesn't feel as good as I thought >Start thinking about porn scenes >Get really hard again >She continues to ride me >Be afraid that I might accidentally cum inside of her >"Get off! I'm about to cum!" >She gets off and starts rubbing my dick >Cum after about a 5 minute hand job while laying there >She's sweaty, and I cum all over her hands >We then sit and look at the water while my arm is around her >She kisses me and hugs me and says "I love you." >We've dated for 7 months, and I felt it was a good time to respond with "I love you too." So I did. >"Are you positive you love me, user? *tear rolls down her face*" >"Babe, I'm not just positive..." >"..." >"I'm HIV Positive." >"YOU'RE WHAT?" >"You know, didn't you see that South Park episode??" >"NO user I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN SOUTH PARK" >"You haven't? Oh, well, it's a joke from South Park!" >"HOW IS THAT FUNNY user?" >"It's funny! Come on! That's funny, right?" >"ARE YOU REALLY HIV POSITIVE?" >She pushes me away and never got the joke >Awkward car ride back to her house.
Hunter Hughes
Kek
Dominic Russell
thats what you get for laying out a shitty old blanket instead of fucking her on the floor like a man.
Daniel Cox
Wtf?
David Perry
Oh man, my sides! Thank you OP.
Hunter Adams
So any other pics?
Gabriel Williams
girl on top, especially riding without humping, never feels good. you on top, her legs above your shoulders and fucking her hard, thats what feels like a porno.
never do stupid jokes when it comes to love, girls are sensitiv in this moments.
pic related?
Jack James
I jokingly said that An ingrown hair on my chest was an aids sore. My gf laughed, stopped, said not funny, then laughed as we continued to fuck. Get a bitch with a sense of humor.
Nathan Smith
You dun goofed
Jackson Wright
sex is not the same like a love confession dickhead
Justin Garcia
she's fucking stupid, tell her she's fucking stupid.
Jace Collins
Random girl I used to talk too from tinder
Isaiah Ross
Really? I always explode in that position, me doing the work takes a lot longer. I guess I'm just a lazy fuck who gets off from not having to do shit.
Caleb Rivera
This is proof that if people like you can lose there virginity anyone can, most Cred Forumstards just arent trying hard enough
Liam Martin
OP, you did nothing wrong, apart from make a shitty joke.
All you need to do is sit her down and tell her that it was a stupid joke made in the heat of the moment, you're not really HIV positive, if she wants you'll do tests and everything, and tell her that you really do love her.
Fuck, I'm lonely now.
Anthony Peterson
True. That's the first time she said it? Maybe shouldn't have joked then friend. Congrats on the sex regardless
Parker King
That's actually funny as shit OP, gg, your gf is dumb as bricks
William Martinez
>doesn't feel as good as it looks in porn Must suck being a cutfag
Ethan Sanchez
I've had it work out great, but mostly it doesn't feel that good and I lose my hard on. I wonder if women feel the same when we're on top?
Kayden Lewis
Or... OOORRRRR start fucking her in the ass, make her bleed, (it's easy with anal) let her know she's bleeding, retell the joke and hold on for dear life.
Owen Nguyen
this tbh fam
Landon Hernandez
top kek good job user >mutualrespect.gif
Juan Reyes
>Be me, 21yo virgin >Sailor in merchant navy, visit many countries >Find putana house in Valencia >Get excided to lose virginity >Starting fucking, no feeling at all because condom >Time over, didn't even cum, got soft after 5min
Time to be a hero Cred Forums?
Carter Stewart
Holy fuck just kill yourself. You don't deserve to ever get pussy again.