Rekt thread

Rekt thread

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Op is a dick tbh

Get kicked in the dick fag

I hope a mean ass rooster like that attacks you.

When you get a spur to the leg, you'll see.

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Da fuq is that

Love

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h͕͕̫̬̯̞̝͓̮̄ͯ͢a̷̡͓̟̟̘̹̻ͪ̓͋̕,̴̖̲̬̖̲̉̈́̿̅͛̍̈̐ ̞͇̼̫̞̱̝͚̝̈́͂̈ͭ̑ͦ̄̀a̧̗̤̔ͯ̋ͧͧ͘n̺͎̣͕͎̫̖ͪ̌ͬḓ̸̀̇̅͛͒̚ ̛̪̰̐ͮ͛̒h̅͒ͪ͏̬̖͔͟͡e̶͕̗̭ͤ͂̎ ̃ͫ̑̇͊̿ͣͨ͏̜̟t̨̯̫͎͙̉͆̂͒̒͗͒ͤ́h͕̭͉̻̲ͣ̈́̈̌̅ͅo̞͔̟̩̯͇̮͙͆̉͊̊̋̿̀͢ų̻̺ͪ̃g͕̭͙̗̦͔ͨ̔̂̿̔ͯͦ̓ͧ͢h̵͙̼̩͍̖̗̰̆ţ̛̬̫̿̒̾̽̚̚͠ ̡̐̓̓̏͊҉̤̻s̷͎̝͚̝͚̫̀͋ͯͩͬ̽̽ͮ͌̀h̸̢̛̻̪͍̹͙̐ͭ̋̍ͦe̩̜̠͈̙̰̺͍̤͐ ̖̳̊̐͌̃̆̌ͦ̄́͞c̢̛͉͉̎ͨ̎͒͐o̩̳̞̍̐u̸̦͓̰͈̍͘ͅͅl̴̻͚̩̟ͬ̊̊ͯ͋͗͌d͈̬́ ̸̬̰̉͛͜b̫͍̗͎̩̳̘̊ͧͦ̔ͯ̓̿ē̛̲͙̜̣̮ͯ ̛̗̗ͧ͗̿͌ͦ̈́̏̚s͎̘̪͉̪͕͓̓̇ͭ͋ͩͧ́n̶̴̖̗̠̺̗͔͎̰̈͆ͧ́ĕ̵̖̮̹͇̹̭͎͖ͯ͐̂̀a̵͖̥͓̹͓͎̦͗̍ͬ͐̾̆̽ͅk̻̘̪̦̻͖̻̓̏̒͘y̼̙̻̠̠ͣ̃́̐̿͑͛̚͡ ̨̰̗͔̥͇̺͚ͩ̉̌̈́̒͒j̦͔ͣ̃̓ͦͧ̓͐a̓͏̀҉̤͔͙̜͖ͅc͓͙̣̰̎̾ͮ̈́k̞̼̤̦̼̫̝̭̽ͬ̎i̱͚̙̥̦̠̖͉͋͊̋̃͑̀͆̈ṅ̡͎̩̦ͦ̆̎͗̍͟gͦ̐͛͆̃ͣ̂̐҉͓͡ ̧̮̪͚͗̀ĥ̛̭̫̫̕i̸͕͈͓̣̠̥̺̪̊̊͌̂̂̂͑͊s͕̈ͫ̇ͯ̀ ̶̬̠͇̭͕̭͎͐ͯ͗͛͟d̘͚̓̅ͬͣ́̊̇͌i̩̲̞͕͑̀ͫ̊ͪͣͫc̪͍̥̺̝̥͙̫̱̆ͦͨ̇̿͆̀͢͠͠k̶̬͎̞ͯ͊ͣ!̴̴͕̪̰̳͍̗͔̭͛ͧ̌̀ͅ

even only looking into rekt every other months, content stays same.
where to get good new content?

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Fuck

1. Go out and make your own OC.
2. Upload to this shithole of the Internet
3. ??????
4. Profit

not living in shithole country. hard to find good oc here

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is even going on in this picture?

I've heard that it was torture.
Also heard it was some person suffering from a birth defect who should have died at birth but was kept alive somehow.

looks like some crappy horror movie clip to me

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it's hereeeee

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Was there nerve gas on that train?

Faggot

what the actual fuck happened?

dumbass thinks he's cool. dumbass gets his neck broken by some object attached to the deathtrain.

Something was sticking off the train. He's probably dead now.

story? wtf is going on

Jesus fucking christ user, i'm desensitized to 99% of gore but JESUS FUCK.

here ya go you group of pussies

This machine he's hooked onto relieves pain from his spasms or some shit like that.

you asked for it

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Ching chang country

Wtf is this shit

CROSSFIT!

NICOLAS IS THAT YOU?!

Suck my äss

rplye

When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit!

Ghost rider

niggers cant have anything nice

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That was a nice grab.

and that nigger has a nice fastbike

and probably a bigger dick than OP

he literally did nothing

everyone has a bigger dick than OP

how do u know i mean he is a nignogger maybe he stole the bike

true

he dindunuffin - nigger

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>Hundreds of videos of blacks being niggers are made every day
>Media only care about when cops shoot them

This is really pissing me off. I just saw my news in Australia do a story about some black getting shot by white cops and they acted super biased against the cops. Meanwhile shit like pic related is happening every fucking day and no one wants to admit that blacks have a problem.

It ALWAYS seems like someone gets fucked up on jet skis

Its Pilates.

Blacks ARE the problem.

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user must have seen this one thousand times, but still make user giggle like schoolgirl

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did she die?

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nerve gas

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HEY IDIOTS
I was in a rekt thread and this webm was posted, some of you fucktards actually believe its real.
Its fake dipshits:
1. If you get with shot with a shotgun at close range the back of your head does not stay intact it would blow apart like a grenade went off in his head
2. His face turns to a jelly like substance when he is hit. Not an expert but I'm pretty sure skin does not turn to jello. It is obviously a mask of some type (movie set type quality)
3. Your eyes will not pop out of your head like some Looney tunes cartoon. They are enclosed in the orbital bones.

That is all, just had to get that off my chest. Now stop posting this fake shit.

i always lose my shit when the damn thing tries to nuzzle it's innards back.

Thaks Doogggoooo

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cant believe they managed to get my bike back

poor family in asia made this homemade set-up for their adult son, who was born with severe spina bifida or something like that. This was the least painful position for him and one where he couldn't injure himself.

kek at the pushups

Did he shit himself?

Damn, thats some gory shit

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lol wtf

why just 3 chine-shit?
Must had ran over at least an entire classroom

1. Most shotgun blasts (depending on shells I would assume) do not have enough power to blow out the back of our skull. It's surprisingly hardy.

2. Again, depending on the shells he got shot with.

3. This is just stupid.

I've come to the conclusion that you are a moron.

Kek

Kek

Top keks..funny ass shit..what a fag the way his eyes pop out..gay to the end , i suppose.

Playing with trains.. sort of a no brainer.. dumb shitskin.

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mega faggots engorge their genitalia with saline fluid. with practice their urethras become large enough to achieve the unholy grail of faggotry: getting fucked in the dick

then why the dogleggs

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How do I make my webms stop looking like traffic cones?

do not click on that.

Mostly blank stooopeeeds visit this site, which manifests itself by them being unable to create new things, just reposting what other people created.

tl;d: normal distribution of creativity in humans

I didnt know they were making another borat movie.

chekt
and you are a pussy

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kek

this hit that ice cold michelle pfeifer that white gold

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Request picture of sandnigger with rpg in arm that hasn't exploded.

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He got a slug to the head, it pretty much acted accordingly. Your eyes will bug out as the pressure is looking for ways to get out

can we have a slomo, look how his head went through kek

Is that a drone or an actual airplane?

Amateur. Use the base of the saw you fucking idiot.

Fucking China... that place would be scary, on a world level, if they could stop doing stuff like that for a week.

But why?

>never fired a shotgun in his life

bitch are you retarded?

Finally

not funny
I saw that guy in the papers

Ayyyyyyy.

god fucking damnit fcking cancer

Stops from what you're cutting from kicking it back.

I know you hate Isis but that doesn't make the video any less real.

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FU

>fleeing a scene
hur durr black lives matter

thanks papa doge

Wish I had photos of the guy who blew himself up while we were on patrol. Stay tuned for them eventually. I'll say something like "ragheads in their natural habitat" or some shit and refer back.

kek - it was funny.

All that was left was a hat slowly drifting to the ground.

legit go kill yourself

I'll bump with the story and use it when I get the pictures. Two sources. One livesin Dallas but his shit is in Houston so following second lead.

>Army on patrol coming back from Afghan station
>walking back at the same time of day for the last week
>retarded commander
>get close to base and here explosion
>take cover and scan, all clear
>we get close to our COP and see a line of matvs and cougars stopped
>motorcycle and body parts everywhere
>only person hurt is a kid who is taken to the hospital
>biggest damage is to other Army fags backpack on the outside of truck
>pull guard until commander arrives
>has us go finds his hands so we can finger print him to see if he's a terrorist
>terrorist confirmed.

FUCKING RRREEEKKKTTT!!!

>"so we can finger print him to see if he's a terrorist"
>third world country
>No fingerprint database

Bats and hydes system. Put all known terrorists that are encountered or suspected of affiliation into it but it matches with 50 people because its shitty government equipment

pretty shure it was an inside job...

thx doggo

For reference.

That's cause they are always rented to people with little to no experience operating water vehicles. Shits different than driving.

Not complaining though, makes for some quality content

story?

wtf, story?

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For when I deliver. Will accept faggot status because I have not delivered byt hopefully will redeem myself if I can deliver. May be a day, a week or a month but surely, it will happen.

Gets better with everytime you watch

Electroboom on youtube.

This guy is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

>this fucking guy

Why is this mother dying trying to come around again it's so fucking old. Either you all are a weak try hard posers or some lame stupid kid.

Thanks doggo!!!

explosion in china in 2015

More like this?

Anyone have the gif/webm of a guy punching some other guys punch and his hand fucking explodes? Its obviously fake from some movie but its still funny

Praise based doggo

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THIS!!!!

It was a thing in like 2005, who the actual FUCK belives this bit of fucking text has anything to do with anything...
Superstitious people are fucking retarded

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Anybody got that hd double rifle shooting assasination from isis?

Fucking dumbass. Gets back in the car thinking that's the best option

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Tesla autopilot test?

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KEK he falls like when Mario dies in a game

Nice jpeg faggit

what game?

hahahahah gg

Learn to convert video to webm, scour liveleak for easy clips, upload to an anonymous board that will bitch about your work by the second repost of it.

Or just save and spew out the same shit over and over again.

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Knew that was coming.

Fresh enough OC for me.
Tasty!

Taijin is a beautiful city in this time, sad for the media blackout tho..

Playing beyblade in parking lot

Top kek!

African conflict, private army doing someones dirty work.

that one guy on the left who danced that close out of the way.

yes

Fuck that avocado looks taste!

yo wtf

Kek

can't argue with that

When it is literally easier for them to kill a person than do special effects why would they go through the effort?

But why?

Just one brain cell is enough to know, this will happen.

Don't know, why they didn't see it?!

Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

kek, i was thinking the same thing

Would like to hear the guy file an insurance claim

There are easier ways to take your clothes off

whut

hot

Pmsl

SWIM wants to know why user is talking in third person

Thx doggo. Rest easy in my dank pix folder

thx dog O

this is REKT not YLYL

easier yes, faster no

fuker

Kys

he kill?

plane, 2 or 3 people died, saw it in the news a month or two back

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right click and 0.5 play speed you faggot

jiiuwe

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thanks doggo

Ooga booga booga

He deserved that so bad

ok

Was going to say this

Eh not really i guess they have nothing else to do they? gotta know they can die doing it though

> here Explosion

No wonder why u had to join the military

You can install measures to help make sure cops don't shoot and kill people. You can't just get criminals to stop doing bad things. That's why people get pissed about one and not the other

Looks fake as fuck

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No he was trying to look bad ass

Kek

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Thats horrible, delete this

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did not even crash

First video I kek'ed. good thread

Fuck that got me

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Get fucked

South African mercenaries dealing with Ugandan warlords.

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I still don't get what is happening. What kind of machine is that?

Should have photoshooped the shadow aswell

Top kek

lol

nice webm

jk

pls

I'm on Cred Forums I'm already dead inside

Looked like he started seizing right at the end.

Checked and kekd

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Why should I not kill my self 4 chan?

Hope you like this webm!

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Ya like dags?

What did he do?

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How did you guys like that hardcore Henry movie?

Thanks doggo, have this in return.

monkeys

>already wearing a weed leaf flat bill
>attempts back flip land right on head

this guy can't afford the fucking brain cells

who are cosmo and Wanda trying to fool in the background

l
lol

Don't listen to the haters that say you can't. I believe in you user you could totally kill yourself if you wanted to

mmmmmmmm dem thighs

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Full video?

Great when you're high.

stop posting this

High on nervegas

Eat shit you cunt

MY FUCKING SIDES

Thank you doggo

If he survived that, he would have had the best hair.

Uruk-hai hazing.

>standbyme.jpg

I prefer anthrax

Damn

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But what if by chance of destiny you are born black but with the same personality you have now.
Would you like being shot because of prejudice?

i watched this shit like a 100 times because it is in every rekt thread ....

not sure if you are a newfag or pussy

Why would you do that?!

nerve gas

socks are fo' yo' feet silly

i've seen this so many times,but i have no idea what is going on in it

fuck sake...

lol

this isnt bluelight faggot swiy should fuck off

thanks bro!

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it's a lot more funny when it's not a third world shit hole.

Hate this shit

Bruh

fuck off

Farcry 2 gameplay

ty ol pupper

this some weak shit nigga, I'd show this to my 3 year old daughter, some weak ass shit

y tho

sauce?

>the way he catches her
This is the birth of a superhero right here.

rekt: zerocensorship.com/uncensored/isis/execution-by-beheading-gunfire-crushing-head-with-a-rock-video-268778

fuck

thanks supreme puper

OP faggot

i didn't know this was a ylyl thread.

This has been proven a fake rekt. He grabs onto all the wires at the beginning without getting shocked. At the end he touches the same wire and gets shocked. The way he falls is fake. The way the sparks and fire shoots out is pixelated.

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rip pepe

k

fuck

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fuck off

Holy jesus

ahahahahah

That's a gif format.

Mmmmm delicious pasta

Underrated comment.

Poor frog.

There are a lot of videos with rifles that they made....

thx

ty doggo!