New Zealand Thread /nzg/

This would horrify me.

>having only 2 plies between myself and literal shit

>Business
It's a free convention, they're making no money off of it, quit bitching

Dunedin, George St, right opposite the westpac.

>implying i dont wash my hands after a shit

Sup cunt nuggets, based uncle Winnie here. I started playing PoE again, It got cooler. Patching is still a shit though.

>Christchurch

Wan sum fuk

Well you got me there

Tokoroa tokin up

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dont be so fucking salty, wouldnt have killed them to have comfy chairs and not literal old school chairs. Ill have to go in and look some time tho, didnt know it was free.

sup ben

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>looked up an article of this place
>dude looks like he could be a Cred Forums user
Clinton where you at

fuck off n8

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I miss you Clinton, how's the wrangling going.

Think it's the same building. Go for the retro gaming, go back in six to twelve months for the back pain.

Its free and youre still complaining about niggly things. No ones got a gun to your head forcing you to go.

can the 'southland is the south islands northland' meme finally be put to rest?

n8's from the south not toke.

hook it up fams sharing is caring

>say chairs look uncomfy
calm down Clinton

names?

mmm love that self-mut

hey again

but it's true

i will literally cuck you

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>no pickles

I'm glad you live in tokoroa

>double quarter pounder
>no pickles
>yes bacon
I like your fucking style.

Anyone have the pics of Ruth Whelan?

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wtf

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I'm curious as to how many anons remember me sharing these, and if any of you saved them?

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Don't remember but would like more. Where she from?

When I met the cheating cow, it was in auckland as far as I know shes originally from some shit hole outside of Hamilton?

Anonnz found

i have frogs

you have autism

it would only be autism if i collected only frogs

+1 gbp

Tits? and does the cheating cow have a name

anyone got tips for rnv this new years? never been before, are they pretty tight on searching for alcohol?

This will lead back to me and her ex after me will most likely get a laugh as he scrolls here too.

Protip: Don't go

and why not

I aint no magic conch

Fuck off with ya questions

its like a night after a thai hooker

Your mouth is dry, you're groggy and you can't figure out why your butt hurts

why even try initiate conversation with a reply then you shitposting fat retard

seens

>initiate conversation

This aint fagbook

Righto, happy to keep seeing photos

what should i do first when i get to dunedin

leave

get a load of this cunt

come hang out with us.

Other user here. Been to RnV multiple times, that ship has sailed.

They have tried to make it 'family' friendly now and thats boring as fuck.

If you want the atmosphere of what RnV used to be like head up to northern-bass in mangawhai.

there's a whole 20+ only section at rnv

Get bungholio turned into jedi gussling sarlacc pic

hilarious dude, fagbook?! how do you come up with this stuff haha maybe you should kill yourself?

Cred Forumsro I'd share the whole set but most of it is her face kek

kek m8

Been there, done that. I'm telling you if you want some shitty ass new years go to RnV, they have become nazi as fuck.

Northern-bass is the place to go now if you want the atmosphere which RnV was a couple of years back.

Wanganui.....
...nothing goes on here....

Last one before I shoot off to bed, can't be fucked with today.

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Rotofag reporting in again..

that sucks was gonna go northern bass with brother. already got rnv tickets with friends, im sure i can manage a good time anyway

does this vid make you gay, at least a little bit

youtube.com/watch?v=GMO5nZcTk8c

Yes

where in nz can i get euphoric mdma

post your auckland girls

i want to ravage her asshole with my huge white penis while slapping her then pull out and cum down her throat

kek i know that tattoo

See, I just want to take that money off her with my hands. But then I'm not a lesbian.

Wellington

Kenwood toasted sandwich maker

every fucking thread

int.user-ib.ru/nz post nudes here anons

thanks user!

failing university because i'm sad

everyones sad
>get over it your not special

dont be sad be happy

have you tried being less of a faggot?

university is for beta faggots who just do what they're told anyway

most people have friends though

spoken like someone on the dole

Fuck another bitch

what did he mean by this

ill knock you out CUNT

Oh I assumed it was a girl problem. Guys are worse than women when it comes to us. Either I'm an exception but I've never had to deal with so much pussy ass bitch dudes til now and i feel sad for them. Not even like ad, sad. Like I can't respect them and it makes me pity them.

im sad to bro.

shut up curry

And in relation to my last post

quercy post gash

fuckoff, go to bed

tits out for the boys

tits out for the boys

Fucking museum nerd went and erased it, hope they pay you enough to be a buzzkill you prick.

Dunnaz
Drunk and miserable on a wednesday edition

Need a hug?

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE PUSSY ASS MALE WHO I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO RESPECT

tfw no booze so cant get drunk and stumble to night n day

minus the drunk part, gonna go cook some sausage sizzles
i think im out of tomato sauce

Dunners
Got no booze left
Got no tom sauce left either

OI
dont drink and fry

YOU SHOULD RESPECT ALL MALES YOU STUPID CUNT

Had an oxy binge yesterday, now I need to find some more or something else. I have some buds but I am too lazy to smoke them, because all I have is a little pipe with a shitty sized conepiece that makes me mad with how many times I have to repack it.

mate im not drunk, im fuckin set
what a miserable existence we live

Dunners reporting, shit surf today.

Speaking of anyone in the tron wanna get high? if you have other stuff to offer in return

>implying you get dudes who give a fuck beyond peeling back your skunk mut

NOT WHEN THEY GO SOBBING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

i DON'T GET GUYS WHO CARE YOU'RE RIGHT. THEY STILL CLINGY PUSSIES THOUGH.

Even when they don't seem like it at first.

sup

still surprising

Are those supposed to be G's? Fucking retarded font man

>guy cares about you

Fucking looser pussy

>guy doesnt care about you

neglectful unloving asshole

woman logic here people

Nah I get guys who are a mix of both, they tilt more towards the latter and what they care about is blowjobs.

>skunk mut
>implying guys care about more than that with any bitch

Best get sucking fams unless you want to die alone

CURSIVE YOU TROG

check em for truth my niggers

WILL DO

how many are you sucking per week at the moment? 5-6?

Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhttttt
youtube.com/watch?v=uTGQdSfL8tg

Currently none because no cunt is loyal

>loyal

No man is loyal, some dont get caught. fact

wait are you in wellington?

Exactly.

>loyal
>blowjobs

not even necessary

yes...

>wellytits

know your attention whores

Is that a recommendation?

tj foster

woah seems everyone knows you lol

Only if they're an anglo untermensch.

how...how would that be a recommendation?

Surprising since i haven't left my house in 3 months

>anglo untermensch

this autist

NEW QUEEN OF /NZG/

whatever lol you haven't even lived in your house 3 months

That I should sup instead of surf in shitty Dunners weather?

>hambeast

nty

pretty sure i have a good idea who you are haha

who's the king of nzg?

POST FB

faggot

vag pics

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Forever IDbro

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be about 3 months now, yeah

IDbro

damn hope you've had visitors

fuck off. shits cringey

I meant sup as in whats up. you can sup if you want, but you should really soup.

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Go back to your tinder hookups and crying over how the members of the opposite sex are complete shit, buddo.

Go to bed anonnz.

Yum, initials?

Is it possible that these threads have a king, as such?
Don't know how you could distinguish who the king was and when the king is posting, with it being anonymous and all.
But I guess if someone had a nickname they used or a particular style of posting it might work.
Reckon you'd have a hard time stopping others from pretending to be the king though, just impersonating him for the fame.
Oh, fuck. What do I write for the last line?

:^)

4/5

Soz but i take a sadistic pleasure in watching you make a fool of yourself

not me btw

lads where do i meet white girls
this uni is full of pajeets and chinks

what uni?

Niceu

Whats everyone doing?
Im hittin the bong

It's sure a helluva lotta fun

AUT
its not really a uni though

ikr?
btw who's this

Not even on Tinder anymore lmao but whatever, only you would be cut about that

Buckies up in here

lol Vic is where the white girls at, still a fuck load of gooks though

The fool

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Ey my boy

Good on you.

dont get it

>saying gooks like we're in 'nam

>wake up from nap
>feel dizzy, hungry, and tired
heeeeeeelp

kek

i went to wellington a few weeks ago
the amount of white people and hot white girls was amazing
auckland is like tokyo in comparison

IT AINT ME

I need these cats with the evil eyes:
post 'em .
have some chill in return.
youtube.com/watch?v=JGzzHGiYolU&list=PLAVKyw8qBKtziEYOUamFHLDR5dPto7PhR
youtube.com/watch?v=rf9xh8F69Iw&list=PLDBF66FE5347157AF
>1 ply because poor
how expensive can t.p. be?

club life here is topnotch too

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how?

Yet another dunedin cunt in the rundown coro flats. Saving my piss for saturday as I just got stuck with a fucking ambo bill from breaking 2 of my ribs during day 2 of a 4 day bender. And yes I fucking completed the bender. Was downing diesel and southern gold as soon as I was discharged.

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This is my Wednesday.

>diesel
fuck off mate its mavericks or get out

>Yet another dunedin cunt
WE OUT HERE

>№704823235

TJ?

yep

nice

nope

My Wednesday was shit. I'm trash at programming and awful at playing music. I want to kill myself.

dw fams i wrecked it loose as fuck

You'd better not be who I think you are

pics or it didn't happen

Who am I?

McCauley Culkin

nyt fgts

Didn't all the coro flats get renovated or somethin?
Topkek desu

Sarah Conner?

Kek

reported CP

Doubt it kek

I was with her 8 years, i wrecked it, my son fell out, then i wrecked it some more.

ok nyt foreals this time

I dunno. Who am I if I'm asking?

lol u tell em also next time you wanna post dick do it when your boss is not online faggot

hahahah lawd

see you at 7!

cmu

Everyone saw it hard.

Like money?
My butt is as clenched as a Jewish wallet.

I'm just a faggot looking for scopolamine so I can properly listen to aphex twin

you kids and yer cellphones

>I'm just a faggot with dubs
Not the person I was thinking you were, but sorry to hear all the same.
Aphex is pretty dope though, bump that shit.

dunedin based user?

I didn't :/

I saw it for 8 fucking years, no one could compete.

I got dubs, my life is complete. Yeah Aphex Twin is great.

I live in Tauranga

Praise from the ex?

is there more reliable testimony?

ok now i have to sleep

pics or didn't happen

Ask them for pics

They'll deliver on singles it seems

I wonder when they'll stop sending each other nudies over Cred Forums and get back together

r u high

NEVER

If it's not timestamped like this then it's not nzg approved

Seriously, it's been a year and you still can't get it up?

How many other dicks have you had?

I wish i had a dick to anonymously post.

post feet

fuck off Grace Neilan and idbro are queen and king of this dump.

not many

Better get sucking then, eh?

Got to sleep, grace

if any

uh huh, uh huh

Grace mentioning IDbro again.....

fuck that tbh

I dont blow anybody ~

zooboo

hi grace

my toenails arent trimmed no ty

Grace and IDbro are the /nzg/ power couple tbh

hands then

didn't know ghetto boot grace was into necrophilia..

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You didn't assume so by the aesthetic?

Not the same person

My point remains the same

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cute, now maybe just a little bit more. Show some thumb?

im saving that for marriage

Where da Ghetto booty Grace nudes at?

prude

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