Alright fuckers it's story time

Alright fuckers it's story time

ITT: Otherkin experiences

>Be me
>Be neurodivergent (Not gonna specify you nosy fucks)
>It's not that severe but severe enough for some therapy
>There's a meetup for "People like me" every Friday at the local community center
>It's a thing where you share your personal little victories of the week and complain about your first world problems, it's pretty chill actually
>A few weeks into this a new kid arrives
>Apparently she was too old for the last group (There are several groups, hosted by the same people but with different age categories)
>She's all timid and shy and shit, probably riddled with social anxiety
>But somehow she manages to have enough confidence to wear a collar and cat ears
>No one thinks much of it but I see what's going on
>When she gets to talk she goes all out on this shit
>"People are bullying me on social media", "People don't understand that therianism is a real thing", "I'm a fucking delusional idiot who is $100% a cat"
>Everyone in the room just stares at her
>The ADHD patients stop bouncing their legs, the chew necklaces of the people with autism are falling out of their mouths
>jesusfuckingchrist.jpg
>Therapists think nothing of it though
>They're just like "Oh yeah I can see why you're having trouble with that"
>Reminder: These guys are medical professionals
>After the meetup I go up to her
>"Hey, those ears are pretty cute, where'd you get them?"
>"I got them at the local Japanese store, I go there pretty often."
>Notice how she said "Got" instead of "Bought"
>"Sounds cool. How much were they?"
>"Oh! I, uh... I... Don't remember...! haha..."
>This bitch is mighty suspicious
>See, Tumblr hosts two things, along with the usual crazy nutfucks: Shoplifters and otherkin (mostly ape and feline otherkin) who think they have amazing shoplifting abilities due to their kintype
>So from that day onward, I make sure to drive by that shop at least once a day

cont. because it's too long

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Part 2

>After two days I see her standing in the candy aisle through the store window
>Time to strike
>Go in there, look at the shelf full of weeb manga
>I pretend to just notice her
>”Hey, you’re from the ND meetup, right?”
>”Oh, yeah!”
>”What are you buying?”
>”Nothing…”
>She looks around, obviously looking for cameras
>”Hey, could you move just a little bit to the… left?”
>I do so, not even sure why to be honest
>She grabs a handful of little individually wrapped pieces of candy, and tops it off with some pocky and one of those diy things
>She looks at me and puts her finger on her mouth like a fucking toddler
>We make our way out of there
>I stop in front of the counter
>”Hey, just a heads up, she was going to steal at least fifteen dollars worth of candy and she’s already stolen some other stuff.”
>The guy behind the counter gets angry, walks up to her
>She freezes
>I get out of there to watch from a safe distance
>Counter guy is trying to stay calm but is obviously pissed
>He yanks the cat ears off her head
>ohshit.jpg
>She’s fucking shaking
>Counter guy realizes what he has done
>She shouts at him like a fucking retard
>”HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY IDENTITY, I AM A MINOR AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME” etc.
>She claws him in the face
>Her nails are apparently filed into points
>It looks pretty bad too, the guy is bleeding a little but at least remembered to shut his eyes
>She immediately freaks out and apologizes
>The guy isn’t having any of it though
>He calls the police and they arrive after a few minutes
>All the while she’s apologizing profusely
>She gets charged for physical and verbal assault

Cool

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this is gold.. plz go on OP

That was it. She gets charged, probably has to do some community service at best, and she was never seen at the meetup again.

any more stories to tell ?

I def have some more stories from the meetup thing, but sadly a lot less Tumblr-related ones.

Is thr cont. OP?

daww i'll read them anyway !!

Show us a pic of her

Thats pretty good

Actually there's a little more and it has to do with the friendly neighborhood pedophile

keep bumping for me while I type this out

Bumpy

Bump

Interested

Bump

thx fam

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Hugh Mungus what?!

It's not as good as the last story but fuck it you guys wanted a cont

>So she doesn't attend the next because she got sent to a higher level of therapy
>Most people are relieved
>One guy though
>He was upsetti
>See, the cat girl just turned 18, so she's barely legal
>However, her body hasn't turned 18 yet
>She looked really young, I'd say around 15 if I didn't know her age
>So of course the pedo was getting his rocks off at just the thought of her
>Pedo gets to talk and he says some bullshit about losing contact with "His potential lover"
>Even the tards knew what he was talking about
>The therapists though, they didn't give a shit
>"Hm yeah and how does that make you feel", usual therapist shit
>I speak up like a faggot
>"How do you guys seriously not know what he's talking about?"
>"What is he talking about according to you, user?"
>"He obviously wants to rape that cat girl from last week"
>"Hey, hey! I never said anything about rape!"
>Are you fucking serious
>"Look I know what you fuckers are like it's pretty much inevitable."
>He starts to cry
>A grown man
>Sobbing
>At a meetup for the mentally ill
>whatthefuck.jpg
>I get kicked out because fuck me right
>Get banned from the next meeting
>There's no cont. after this because this happened last week

Hugh.
Mungus.

nice move
But this obviously reveals there is a problem in our society nowadays, we need a policing force composed completely of retar- I mean mentally handicapped individuals, those that fully understand and relate to the issues of people who are left in these situations and are charged due to the normies not understanding

I call for a 'special' policing force to be composed fully of the people who have seen this thread

We will be appropriately dubbed: The Cred Forumstards

nice

>potential lover

Way to go OP. You had a fresh 18 year old right in your lap and you snitched on her.

im pretty sure she wasnt worth the trouble

Dude I'm pretty sure she's some sort of graysexual transromantic demigirl or whatever the fuck Tumblr comes up with these days

What trouble?
I'm assuming the meetings are first names only and you know nothing about each other apart from what you divulge.

Well with her being a hardcore Tumblrina and most Tumblrinas being radical feminists I'm pretty sure that she wouldn't just have sex with a grown man after two dates.

Why are there never any slugkin or naked mole ratkin?

I'm sure that if you look far enough you could find one or two.

Also there is at least one fruitfly kin to my knowledge so there's that.

God people are retarded

Found their blog crt-fruit-fly.tumblr.com/

I'd fuck ur mom but she's raggin it.

So let me get this straight.
First you actively stalk and fuck with a kid you know is unstable, because you don't like her particular kind of crazy. Because it's edgy to troll them on the internet.
Then you get butthurt because a dude with one of the most tragic disorders desperately clung to hopes about the absolutely legal chick.
Also you feel crying in therapy is inappropriate and therapists asking inquisitive question is unprofessional.

On the off chance that any of this shit is real, you might want to face the fact that you are an asshole and that is the reason you aren't getting anywhere.

Well you just fucked their blog over completely.

I'd just like to remind everyone to not send hate to this person, they don't deserve any.

What the fuck are you doing on Cred Forums if you get triggered this easily jfc

Was she cute, OP?


It sounds more like some vigilante justice. He disliked her because she's a shoplifter in addition to what he probably thinks is a made up illness. The pedo thing is neither here nor there, guy sounded like he might've been creepin' on her/would've been if shit hadn't happened.


......If Kitty was cute though, I'd probably have gone for it. Could even try and talk her out of some of the crazy.

Someone screen cap this

Her being a legal loli makes her at least 70% cuter but even then she's a borderline 6. I think she's way past the level where talking her out of it is still effective, though.

What a faggot

Could've cut down on the shoplifting, at least. Besides, she'd obviously try to be like a cat in bed. All flexible and licking and shit...


Also, you never know. Just be as anime cliche as possible and she might choose you over the ears.

You're probably right. Then again, I'll probably have to deal with a bunch of weird Tumblr shit. For example, her "alters", hour long rants about feminism and SJW shit, etc.