NON-PORN WEBM THREAD

Union shit in a somalia. Basically they hire homeless cause you can pay them all of jack shit and the homeless recently learned what a union was. Second they're hired they technically are part of a union which means they HAVE to work to get paid and occasionally a rep in disguise will do a walk by to see if they are in fact working. If the union says they didn't work then legally they don't have to pay.
Basically if there's people watching they "work" and if they aren't they smoke/sell crack.
They stopped and watched the dude cause he might have made eye contact and they thought he might be buying OR that he was an undercover union rep doing a walk by.
The guy kept walking so he's
A. A rep
or
B. A normal guy
Either way best to "work" just in case.

I'm not even sure what I'm posting. Just posting random ones I've got.

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holy shit
story?

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How do you know this

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No clue

>story
Slavs being slavs.
Yes they're drunk. How do i know? Slavs.

And what stupid fuck ever thought they'd make good slaves.
For fucks sake.

My job requires i show that blacks are niggers regardless of nationality or subgroup of negroid.

kek file name

I'd post the RPG version if the board supported sound

post it on /wsg/ and then link it here.

Gee, user. Thats like, one extra step more than i was expecting to have to do which makes this sound a LOT like work.

FUCKING LOST

what's your sand doin' in Bosses pile?

nigger suck and should be deported back to africa

"Good day my fellow brethren"

"Hello fine sir!"

"What are you fine negro gentlemen upto today?"

"Well my good cracker, today we are hunting these lovely plains to acquire ourselves some wealth"

"Well my dear lads, I must say I have myself acquired some wealth within this region"

"Oh is that so sir? Well I must say I find that quite fascinating, may I ask how much wealth have you acquired?"

"Well my fine chaps I must say quite a few pennies, my allowance was due the week of last and I must say I am very much enjoying the current position I am in"

"Well my good sir I must challenge you to a duel, for you see I am in the mood to take the wealth of others, rather than earn it myself"

"Well ok then my good negro gentlemen, have at thee!"

"To my side my negro brethren!"

Pretty annoying on mobile, but here

kek

Bump

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wonderfully lost

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KEK!

Its to messure a certain amount of sand to mix with cement or some other shit.

Are you hiring?

amazing work
the oscars is urs

kek

bumping

bump

Nope. That'd cut my travel account in half and fuck that.

anons
meet the future

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Empty, just like I was always expecting

BURN IT DOWN FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
(also applies for the middle east)

Or they could just be measuring sand for mixing with cement, you fucking retards.

ITT: Underage faggots who have never worked in construction.

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yes mom

nice dubz

have some kittens

have more kittens

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more!!

Justice boner achieved

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rot in hell user

you don't need to do that to measure sand bruh

Working construction is for dropouts and neanderthals.

that guy leveled up

Yo sauce for the girl?

witchhunt this mofo

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Son of a bitch I was eating

Kaley

story please

since when was this a MMA thread

whats her name please?

he is the sand carrier! oh no!

Kaley

just google'd that shit

Abigail Spenser

kaley what?

women empowerment

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I want one that rolls joints too

chickens really do that?

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That's a man, man.

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=69os9jzKF14

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> also ylyl

What did you just see lisa

This is why Mexicans steal your blue collar jobs, they're not lazy niggers and actually work hard

whats this suppose to mean?

Kek

Holy shit, that was trippy. Wish I'd been high while watching. Saved.

well done user
u got me

excellent fucking form

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This is how you control a newly drilled well.
After that, you bring the equipment to control and extract the oil/gas.

It also maintains freedom eagles away. Too much heat.

Damn, chickens are crazy kek

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Wow, I'm glad 40 year old housewives are posting on Cred Forums

Very funny, Carol.

filename

best fans

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That knife is really sharp.

oh fuck yes!

whats that

>filename
kek
also damn, that nigga is ded!

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ah ok, is like "you are fired"

The story of a foreign business man going to japan

Top Kek

kek

LOST, FUCKING LOST

kek

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terrible form!

mount a gopro on a chicken's head for extra stable footage

nailed it

top kek

will this ever be funny?

OMG best

Ah... south africa at its finest. I live here and the only thing shocking is they are actually doing something and not assleep under a tree. They deserve a raise

i didnt do 3 so fuck off

why did it take him so many hits to get her down
I bet he was still holding back

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goat empowerment

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Holy shit fucking legend

- chicken approx 10$
- professional gyro stabilizer ~200$
chicken under drone with gopro on head will look like professional footage

Good memories of that thread

start a business with me senpai

i ejac'd

Kek'd Great idea

hahaha what is this from?

story user?

Series name anyone?

>justice boner

the guy got locked up for 3 years after and she got nothing

i keked

Wow you are of the lowest level of stupidity if you think this is any firm of measurement for mixing concrete. ie you're too retarded to even be a builder's labourer. If anyone on my site tried to mix concrete in this way, they'd be offsite before they knew what happened. Source: I'm a builder.

Whos the dude on the right?

Builder and president of Sperglords local 3.14.

>she got nothing
well, except for beat the fuck up

I'll be she's gonna think twice now before hitting anyone

>he doesn't know how to make homemade guacamole

Nice drop sionagi

Fucking tank!

Yeah mate what ever make you happy

God dammit I lost

How the fuck did you miss the Abigail Spencer Fappening leaks?!! Are you 12?!

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iowa was honestly filled with the stupidest people i have ever met in my life

i am from washington dc metro area so we are privileged here to have good schools
i never understood why niggers from other countries said that americans were fat and dumb

then i moved to iowa for six months...

im back here on the east coast now
fuck that place LOL

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god damn right

LOST!

Lost it.

The Strain season 2 episode 11

go fuck yourself user

oi you nice guy, oi very very very nice guy, mr. i really really really love this webm, topkek your cool, plox never ever an hero oi

>Cred Forums meetup 2016

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lulz

kek
she could have just closed the window

Did she died?

i think someone did that

blanks?

Definitely not a race thing

filename
wtf

no

amazing.

It looks like that penguin has been shat on like 34 time that day

Gotta give it to her.
She might be a total cunt who punches people on the sole basis of thinking that a man is not allowed to hit back, but she can definitely take a punch.

is she hurt?

Where's this from?

Average shitty local news report until the ex partner of the reporter turns up with his own camera and shoots them down live on TV, then uploads his footage to youtube

That was amazing

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youre kidding right?

no, she's dead
And I don't think it was from a heart attack

Don't pester the Vester

>was expecting 'reply or your mother dies'

2 U's on a keyboard..

>poopie babeh belongs in da poopie pile

I was expecting a your mom is so fat joke.

He fell for like 8 seconds

You lose Cred Forums

the last 'u' was his teeth u Cred Forumstard

Would be true if our sun was a star, it's actually a ball of lava idiot

This is always satisfying to watch

Why do you keep posting that everywhere? Do you literally have autism?

It's not even good or anything.

Nigger used machete strike
Not very effective

Reminds me of that boss in Resident Evil 4

whats this video about?

youtube.com/watch?v=69S0-W4VCxg&feature=youtu.be&a=

wow.

underated post.

I dunno, man.

It's just nice to watch.

totally blanks

bitch would have dropped after shot #2

Nope the dude really killed her forgot the YouTube vid I saw talking about the story but I believe Rob Dyke had made a video on it a while ago

ha!

>skipped to the end
>no punchline/surprise ending
glad I didn't sit through that whole webm

Author is Lee Hardcastle.
Good stuff

Justice was not served

Fuck yeah! Adam Jones.

is she his carer?

ugh...

this time i will use the cancer move.

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>Stoopid fucking machi- oh shit nice.

Lost on the first one.

i lost to thanks

I'm getting 36. We should check our math.

you really just use Cred Forumstard as an insult?

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/virginia-tv-reporters-shot-dead-6324200

I concur. Texas is pretty bad too. EVERYONE there is a fucking hick

Fuckin' amazing.

RIP Epke :(

your absolutely right. People really think our sun is a fucking star. it's a fucking gas cloud. Have you ever seen stars is in the sky? they're tiny

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that's the aussie's woman football captain Cred Forumsro

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florian hambüchen?

This trips me out

You're a builder? Hahahaha - you low class piece of shit.

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She flipped it around so casually like this happens all the time with that dumbass.

shut up, naziscum

cheeky nastard

>keeping your hand in pocket around nigs

damn this son of a cuckold liberal kid got served.

Perfection

u win

what demonry is this australia?

its from movie "there will be blood"

They dindu nuthin

this is the most american thing I've ever watched.

this vid with sound is so satisfying to watch

but why?

fucking lost.

This needs the Popeye The Sailor rally music

>all that head

fucking disgusting

buahaha I'm pissing myself laughing already!

The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma

The file name fucking killed me

Are those the things that lived in the house of the totoro movie?

At first I thought it was plastic
Why has no one done this before (as far as I know)
It's glass
ahhhhhh

Sand niggers?

This happened near my home town in Virginia, USA. The reporter died shortly after. The guy who killed her was a disgruntled reporter who claimed he had been denied employment because of race (or some shit).

I don't think it's a far stretch to imagine that if a person gets shot (even in the heart) that that person might be physically capable of sprinting away or fighting back for several seconds until they bleed out or go into shock.

This...totally nailed me

no not really

ive met people from texas that are pretty cool

its just the middle of the country

the "heartland" that is bad

the people in the states that are on the coasts and the borders are always the best youre going to find

Star Lord got his ass kicked!

this webm doesnt do aunty donna justice... saw them live a couple months back so fucking funny

Use your tear duct nigger

it's even better with sound

youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y

kill yourself

You took the time to write all that, the leasy I can do is say Bravo.

gr8 webm

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Plastic hard hat - There Will Be Blood

Erm, no

this is a pretty good representation of the kind of people I deal with every day. Iowa is pretty fucking stupid.

How come Uranus isn't in the video?
Is that the joke

ancient chinese lore says that black people are ghosts

Kek and lol

lol no its not faggot

Justiceboner killed

Well if were going to post YouTube videos...

youtube.com/watch?v=IzUoe-9bKa0

its not even the same scene

fucking dildo

unlike muslims these spiders are harmless

This

You dont measure like that, you add until you see the texture is good

And anyway you need a container

I am a software developer now and i have worked as a teen in construction as a labourer a lot

ITT: kids that never worked in their lives

>african americanism is a peaceful religion )':

kitty no liek cheese?

German engineering

Everyone remembers this. The media failed to report this as a hate crime, which it obviously was. Fucking niggers.

Hah, this happened outside my work in Melton, Australia. Kid was egging them on with his scooter friends. Brutal but not as brutal when you have the whole story.

user, you rocks.

I'd defile her jewish body with my goy cock.

LOST HARD

Think this is that same guy that took on like six cops while naked.

you play too many videogames faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=wrw1VMRNFUg

That's the joke you fucking retard

ABC of death 2 if I recall corectly

lol what?
got vid?

What the fuck? Why are their heads so big? Why is that one obviously a dude? What is this?

wouldn't be on TV if so.

yeah Cyriak's pretty cool shit

kek

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whats he digging for ?

itz rio 2016 dude...

Good!

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Kek. No they do this all the time in South Africa, they do the most retarded shit then get fired. Once fired they take to the ccma court for a couple of months pay without working because muh racism.

Underage faggot who has never been in South Africa.

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This is really satisfying

Sorry I actually went out and got a job that requires some intelligence and allows me to work 9-5 in a climate controlled office. But have fun getting paid to lift stuff in the rain and baking sun. Although 80% of the time you fuckers are just standing around jacking off anyway so I guess it's not too bad

The only blank here is you.

that got me

how did you do this

nice filename

niggers gonna nig.

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Rosie O'Donnells belly button

This is why you simply don't kill big spiders anywhere near your house.
You never know if its a mom or not.

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That's actually a good size head for a dark ale, now fuck off

fuck off britbong

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I want one that kills junkies like you.

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It's not from that one, saw it like a week ago and that was not in it.

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to anyone who still doesnt know

no theyre not blanks
she died on the spot
the camera man died on the spot
the guy shooting got caught leaving town
he was mad that he got laid off and she took the job or some shit but everyone at the network said he was a dick

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LOL!!! Goddamn I love Penguins. Why can't we as human beings do this to people? I mean really... someone pisses you off? Just aim your asshole at their face and proceed to spray shit all over their face. God, life would be awesome if we could do this.

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my friend ate a toothpaste oreo when he was like 9yo and now he still wont eat oreos, hes almost 30 now

Nerve gas?

Fuck. This is so goddamn old, but I still laugh every time.

It wasnt personal against her. He had worked at the station and was a disgruntled nigger who got fired. So he came back to get revenge against the whites.

Fuck yes. Give that bitch a good serving of equality

hot as fuck

That wouldn't work. Not enough air in the pack to allow the ketchup to be sucked up.

The Strain. Good Series.

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>how to pour beer perfectly

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Is there not a single good barber in the states?

Fucking shit tier haircuts the lot of them!

my man, me to

That's because that was what he was supposed to do. It's the only reason they were filming. To make it look like he was falling funny, but it was totally planned.

anyone got the full video?
saw it yesterday
also nice dubs