Remember me, my friends? Good morning Cred Forumstards

Man you got that doll high as fuck dude

oh god its crazy doll guy

Are you shilling? I think you are.

Does it have fuckable pussy?

how was the sex last night?

And of what age is your friend?

It's a sex toy?

what's her name? How old is she?

This is pretty random.

Tits or gtfo

Alright I got my cock out ready for fappage. Hurry up and fuck the doll.

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So what did you name her?
Did you sleep with her?
Did you fuck her?

Kills yourself seriously. Go to a bar, get a easy slut. Not this shit

Do you post on xhamster?
Lots of doll fuckers there.

Oh geez

lol yea the eyes get fucked up

no?

yes, a very small very tight one, feels amazing

i blew my load so hard

its a doll fuckwit it has no age

yes

ah man, dont ruin the build up

dont have a name yet, thinking Alicia? any thoughts or ideas? I dont sleep with her, I do fuck her

Want!

None of my friends are trolls or sickfucks, so, no, we are not friends.

Does this count as creepy?

why not the real thing OP?

first time visiting Cred Forums, newfriend?

seriously man, it feels amazing

Because holy trips, I am asexual

Just remember you get caught with you, you go to prison for cp.

I got a few if I had kids. All kinda weebish like Arin, Silvia, and May to name a few.
Alicia just seems like its a nigger.

Why don't you sleep with her? Isn't that one one the pros of being a lolifucker?

Also, get some clothes. Your lolidoll looks cold

How do you shop for it? Do you buy kids panties? The check out stands!

I think you're misunderstanding what 'asexual' is.

Not if you get a decent lawyer

it fits in to 3-4t size clothing. and yes, i just buy it clothes at the store... big fucking deal about the checkout stand, I'm an adult, I can buy shit in a store and no one actually thinks about it lol

i knew a cute blonde french girl named Alicia, that's one reason I like it

not op

lol no

what's the best way to make webm's?

Sharpie in pooper with timestamp!

>what's the best way to make webm's?

Someone help this man please

amazingly you're the first person to ask for either lol.... give me a minute

For what?! A sex aide? It's nothing more than formed plastic!!!!
You're a classic - girl in bikini - CP!!!

I am adicted to this what do to not be adicct please tell me

-rakesh

Oh, and I meant the doll, not you!

So why not real thing then? Much more fun imo. Have you never felt the spasms of a similarly sized/aged girl around your hard throbbing cock? One that actually wants and enjoys it? (tho I think your doll is a little too small/young based)

On the contrary, I just don't associate trolls and sickfucks as part of my life or people who I would consider as friends.

ready for it?

Please make a xhamster profile so I can add you as a friend.

This is the weirdest buildup for sharpie in pooper

post more! considering buying 1
is that the only 1 you have?

Well done user. No pooper on the doll? Sharpie in pussy then.

I think OP made it onto The List when he bought that. Atleast he's not fucking actual children i guess.
Still a sick fuck.

Do they have nigger loli dolls?

morning. your doll looks high

What if someone finds it?

So? nothing will happen its a doll

Yo op you think you could make a video fucking it. Hard to find vids of dolls like that

While you're fucking the doll, listen to something from link below. You're welcome!

chirbit.com/Zantosa

yes, its the only one

you love it, shut up lol

they do have darker skin ones ,yes

Goddamnit did the fucking Chinese actually send you a doll without an asshole?

already been addressed

so?

i have one but there's no where to upload it

It's a child-sexdoll, not just a doll, the very proof that OP is a pedo who should burn himself.

Well done user! Anther Q, how do you clean it up after you're done with it. I would think it's pretty hard to clean out the hole but I could be wrong.

It'll probably be hard to explaine. that along side the tied up girl...

Anyone got any suggestions on uploading it

Mega, Dropbox, any other shitty temporary uploader

Prefer Dropbox if op can

wrong, it's a mini sex doll because full size ones are like $2,000+ this was 400. it has wide hips and small breast

it has 3 holes good sir

Looks too tight for anyone with a normal sized penis.

its very fucking hard, in fact the first time i used it i tried to pull out, but honestly it felt so great i blew my load on accident haha

they like to ban and delete shit like this

lmao still better than fucking real kids?

i'm like 7.5" long and fairly girthy.... the vagina is fucking TINY but it still fits

refer to they reposted that from my thread yesterday

Does the pussy feel different from the ass?
How so?

Which is why I said temporary. Post it, anons save it, then endless repost it

same doll? don't remember the hair being that long

On a scale of 1 - 10, how close is it to the real thing?

How long do you think it'll last before the hole starts to split? I've use a fleshlight type thing and it only lasted like 6-7 times before it started splitting and was essentially useless.

he wouldn't know.

i cant tell you about a real vagina this small, but i would say it feels real enough to me, if not better

same doll same hair Cred Forumsro

meh

there are different textures, pussy felt bettter IMO not sure how they actually differ as theres no diagram or anything for it

should have got a real fleshlight instead of a knockoff, they last for years

i sure do know

How pathetic do you have to be if you need to fuck a doll...

Beyond that, it's a sex doll. It's closer to loli than CP

can you fuck her mouth?

Id try anything once

Im not pathetic at all, really. I have a girlfriend and have a successful job... i actually got my shit together lol... i just have a sexual obsession for smaller girls, that's all. what does a sexual fantasy have to do with my success in life? pull you head out yer butt

Kind of want one can you post a link to that exact doll

I wonder what the 3rd hole he is referring to?

Does your girlfriend know about the doll?

I feel you Cred Forumsro same way

Yes, sometimes we have threesomes with it

>thinking op has a girlfriend
Kek

And nice dubs, checked.

You are a pathetic pedofile and you should kill yourself.

Do it.

You'll go to pedo-heaven and get to fuck small girls all day long

correct sir

you can but it makes her face get all fucked up, that's why she was crosseyed earlier

also, it will probably rip soon.. I'm too big for it if anything lol

How often do you fuck it/her?

Where do you usually blow your load?

Haha he doesn't have a girlfriend, that is his "girlfriend"

Post pic of g/f. She a landwhale? Does she roleplay loli?

Kys

kill your self virgin

no, she doesnt lol... to be fair, i bought it recently

i feel bad for repressed people that think exploring facets of sexuality make you a pathetic person... they will never know true happiness

not op

think what you will, I'm not here to impress you

sounds lovely, i'll get right on it!

this is awesome, I'd love to have one like this

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What's a self virgin?

Learn to yourself fagat

Kek

You should have said "you're self" .. You would have sounded less retarded

Does she know about your fascination that led to getting the doll?

i JUST got her the only day, only had the chance to fuck her once so far, i tried to pull out but it felt so great i blew some of my load in her... was impossible to clean out lol

she's 4'11" and average build... she doesnt really do much for sexual play, that's kind of why i got the doll lol, to spice up MY sex life

oh god op please post more webms

Upload video to somewhere so we can save it. One of the crap sites would work

I'll help you out, user. Start by buying her a schoolgirl outfit on ebay(around $20). Put her hair in pigtails, etc. That's the first step. Once she feels comfy being a schoolgirl come back and I'll give you the next step.

>also, post pic of g/f, dammit!

of what?

yes she does, she wears a lot of little girl panties and she has a diaper fetish, which works for me

yea that wasnt me

its only like $540 after shipping

You should cum on her face or her ass cheeks if you can pull out in time

OP I've gotta go to work. Yes or no to uploading to Dropbox?

Are the hands and feet good quality on these things?

Pls post more

> 4"11
wait what?

Tell us, is this 4"11 girlfriend of yours a midget or a child?

if you want to wait i could probably clip up the video i made yesterday of me cumming on her ass,but to warn you, the doll is wearing a diaper in it

i didn't think of that, you fingering it maybe?

>and she has a diaper fetish

the hands are flexible but weak... the feet are bad... cant stand up alone and theres only a thin metal rod in the middle, no flat surface on the bottom of the feet

I like that doll but not sure how does it feel? and how is the smell

Nice trips

Please post Ali link ... I want one!

smells bad, dunno what to do about it lol

look up 100cm.... then choose sex toys... it's the only one that cost $420

Saved it just incase I want one in the future.
aliexpress.com/store/product/100-cm-realistic-sex-dolls-big-ass-sex-toy-foot-fetish-toys-rubber-adult-male-sex/1950094_32723048731.html?spm=2114.8147860.0.133.qNf3V0

is there a anime one? that one looks too realistic

or are you supposed to use makeup on them or something? and dress them up

did everyone loose interest?

Feet pic?

Did you get my link ^ there to Zantosa's chirbit? You're really going to like it OP.

there is but it cost like $1500

this one came with a bit of makeup and fake eyelashes.. i took the eyelashes off and i think im going to file down the fingernails to be shorter, they're too stripper-ish

do you watch anime? yeah, the costumes you can buy are called cosplay.

alright well im gonna go since no one is talking, later guys!

Post feet and hands

Do a webm fucking it's ass in doggy

i have one but shes wearing a diaper,, still want?

yes please

Go for it!

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YES!!
That looks tight man, probably worth the investment.

>ordered it from aliexpress.. came from china.... $420
sheeet

is it fuckable?

So hot! I want one

can you actually get your cock in a hole that small?

you have creepy hands

>is it fuckable?

No.

>open your legs for me babby
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

no u stupid why did u think that?holy shit you are a retard

im 6'4" tall lol

amazingly yes lol

Im fucking her right now btw

austarlia would seize and destroy the dolls: UK is the same: the vids =cp in the UK & probably other jurustictions as well so britfags better clean their machines.
everyones fapping &/or shopping

>austarlia would seize and destroy the dolls
when i last checked aliexpress i saw an aussie flag in the recent reviews tab

ROFL mlp diaper. Fuck that's corny as fuck, user.

Post mouthfucking

Apart from the fact OP's doll disgusts me because it is clearly a pedo doll.
I don't get sex dolls in general, fucking it seems like a lot of effort for what is essentially a wank.

buying a doll to supress your pedophilic feelings.
GG OP kys

nvm, you're probably right. the seller told them to give them a positive feedback and then they refunded them

But how is your gf 4'11 though, unless it's a child

you are such a loser that you are fingering a doll in an anonymous forum.

let that sink in.

And you're actually shitposting in an anonymous forum. Crazy right? Fuck off back to tumblr, newfag!

And you're right here with him you fucking idiot.

Long live OP.

You're not from the UK! You can't tell us britbongs what to do. Just your luck I agree though. OP is a cheese pizza eating cunt and should kill himself.

My wife is a 1/2 Japanese / 1/2 white and barely makes 4' 10" she's 45 and looks 25. There's lots of petite women.

mmm fuck what a tight hole.

No way are you 7.5 inches, if you are then mine must be 10 inches!

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maan she looks stoned

why thank you sir

lol right? i'm the oldest of the old fags (been here all summer! XD) no but seriously... I'm an ancientfag

oh noooo! you dont approve of what I do on the internet! my life is meaningless now senpai!

eh its a'ight

yea i wouldnt even bother in AUS

she's short?.... and she's 22 so she's not a child, idiot

anyways, i blew my load, need to get to work now

you are one creepy mother fucker OP

It's girthy and I'm 6'4" tall... sadly, it looks small compared to the rest of my body haha

>Has Chinese mail order bride
>Refers logic to pedo doll fuckers
You're as bad as each other, TBH.

You might be the oldfag you claim to be, but why are you thinking this makes you less of a retard who should kill himself? It doesn't mean shit. Kill yourself.

9000 times this.

OP could you maybe put a diaper on the doll please?

Is this actually legal in the US?

Put one of those amazon echo things inside her.
Make a playlist of daddy/daughter sex talk, with just the daughter of course.

Start fucking it.
Echo are you daddys little girl?
I love daddy, fuck me harder daddy.

win.

>not just saving $2k to get a 140cm doll with tits and ass

Dont get me wrong, sometimes it feels like im fucking a 13 year old, but at least this 13 year old has big ass titties, a fat jiggly ass like an adult woman, and doesnt resemble a toddler. smdh OP.

Old time stamp is old bc Im at work.

What do you win?

What kind of lube do you use OP?

Ye it looks girthy while you're fucking that tiny ass doll! So would a pencil dick look girthy fucking that thing! Be fair now, you bought that thing to satisfy your pedo tendencies, you can try and make it sound all fancy by saying you just like small women, if that was the case your 4'11 gf would be sufficient! Your not pulling the wool over anyone's eyes here dude, your a pedo!

awesome orgasms

do you ever kiss her

Im off for the day sorry

Yes, in a fashion... made it through customs just fine

Lol nah im ok

KYS

>on Cred Forums
> I just don't associate trolls and sickfucks

Doubt it.

$420

put it there slugger

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*You're

where do i find the onse that dont have such big fucking tits. i want a fucking lolidoll

gip

I got one of these things from j-list. Feels good man. Dont mind how dirty it looks on the outside, im a mechanic

Firstly, the doll has breasts, so you're actually using pedophile incorrectly. Secondly, I don't understand why anyone would give a single flying fuck?

Personally, I would put on some Daddy CE porn on in the backround or one of Zantosa's scripts and fuck that thing for days!

Ye sure correcting someone on a site full of autistic retards, what a waste of time!

What are they called?

spam Cred Forums with this and say it's CP
>????
>PROFIT!

In this post: an extreme close up of carpet and a kinder egg toy.

pocket pussy

aliexpress my friend, ctrl f it here and you'll see

I do well in life.. I'm kind of a baller

cocolo? i had cocolo and a few others, felt great, this doll is better though

>Doesn't like oppai loli

So a lot of kids don't start getting little titties at a young age? Oh no they just pop out overnight as soon as they hit 18, my bad!

gip? just google it?

Kind of a baller, who fucks little kiddie dolls! Baller fo life fam!!

That thing has seen some shit...

its a goddamn doll
its clearly from an anime so this doll is 400yrs old.
or maybe its an alien doll that looks like a human, who is also 400yrs old.
its a doll.
hes banging a doll.
it was probably made a year ago.

I forget the name, but it had a pic of a loli bride on the box. It was around the $70 mark

*Yea,

LOST

Yeah... No way in hell this is over 7in love, unless you were a 7foot monster. Looks like 6-6.5 at best.

NIGGER PEDOS YOU WILL BE LYNCHED

>stds
>VD
>spending money
>STIS
>theft
>beaten up

I unno I think op has the right idea. Although Ido of picked an older model of sex doll

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"one of her Achilles tendons had begun giving her gyp"
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its over 4" even flaccid... as i said, I'm 6'4" and the girth makes it look shorter than it is, it's all an illusion!

lol ah he mad

one last autistic pic before i go... goodbye everyone! im gonna anhero like the newfags on Cred Forums want me to... or maybe I'll just go to work

My dick is 2inch wide for scale so its a decent size

Common, anyone, i need too know how too find oune of those dolls flatchested! God i need to fuck a lolidoll!

Do none of you fags ever shave/trim on this site. I know your not trying to impress girls but damn.

*fgsfds

>Not making your own

I never do.

STFU dick head!

lol alright dude, whatever you say. You are hardest around when you are cumming and in that webm it looked like your tiny dick was just a bit longer than 1 hand length. Your frame makes you look smaller but the difference in mans' hands isn't very big. It's not like I have a big dick fetish and can actually tell but that's none of my buisness...

aliexpress (dot)
com/item/100-cm-realistic-sex-dolls-big-ass-sex-toy-foot-fetish-toys-rubber-adult-male-sex/32723048731.html

this is the exact one I bought

It'll make your dick look bigger.

Why does your hand look like a foot?

M8. Why soend extra 2K when it can look like child? which is hot hot hot

Then we can fuck the same here on/b/ man. Just imagine the little girl-slut being gangbanged you know!

How easy is it to clean if you were to cum inside it?

Why the fuck would i make more work for myself for no reason? You make it sound like i dont wash

Because of the angle, my palm is in line with my arm instead of being flat against the toy

Weird foot, hand guy detected.

That link didn't work, and yes, I replaced "(dot)" with "." -- still didn't work.

gotta log in?

scroll up

Your BACK

Silly goose, you should just use the . with no exclamation marks or little wavy lines.

If i still had it out i would try to fuck it holding with my feet and take a pic for you but i already cleaned up

Do it with timestamp nigger! Do it now!
Just!
Do it!

damnnn you thick

why you fucking that doll instead of my bp

lol he missed the "A"
>bpa
>Black Protestant Ass

>still 764 USD after tax and customs fees where I live
Sheeeit!

lol thought it was boipussy

What the fuck is this?

That's not what I typed, that was suppose to be a religion burn. Sheeeet

it is boi pussy

WHITE BOI PUSSY

>white
Doesn't matter, it's all brown on the inside.

Its like their pubic region is trying to eat their dicks sometimes..

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

gonna need u to ruler that up as proof

sry mister chopper Plz spray your 30mms all upp in my BP so i can explode from the inside as i feel em all up in my stomach

I'm not Russian chopper?

Just spray your 33mm in my BP ffs!! Or you can lauch your big fat hellfire missiles all over my face!

i will launch all my SAMs deep in your boy cunt

can you make a video of fucking her where the face and legs enter in the picture?

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This. Or the entire torso at the very least.

Eat a bag of shit.

What the absolute fuck am I reading. Something seriously wrong with you

aliexpress.com/item/2016-NEW-163cm-Top-quality-Tan-skin-janpanse-real-doll-full-size-silicone-sex-doll-love/32638603567.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.9.jTBLAW&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_9917_418_10073_9116_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=1244ed07-2019-46c1-96d9-5a7bb329390f

Dude! Fuck her mouth please!

Lol the other tabs

>being this new

I respect your choice, but you should replace your arms with actual missile pods, it's like you're not even trying.

This is coming from an RAH-64 Comanche prototype stealth helicopter, almost completely transitioned, except I still have my brain and my penis nerves, which are now hooked up to my stinger missile pods. I've been longing for an apache to deposit my load into, so step up your game.

FUCK HER MOUTH PLEASE!

Why did they make the pussy look like an asshole and is there no asshole?

this

that is the asshole

THIS

Samefag.

dick in mouth vid

>i feel bad for repressed people that think exploring facets of sexuality make you a pathetic person... they will never know true happiness

So a serial killing child rapist cannibal is not pathetic and is completely normal if he has a job and girlfriend?

Not judging you or anything cause I'm just as degenerate as you are, but holy shit at least admit it.

and by child rapist cannibal, I meant they rape children then kill and cannibalize them, not someone who eats child rapists.

ARTISTS AND LOLILOVERS PLEASE JOIN US IN THE HILLOLI PROJECT THANKS

boards.plus4chan.net/pco/t210258.html#

do this op

Post a facial or cream pie please

nope

>Dont asociate with trolls and sickfucks
>Lurks on Cred Forums

>muh ideologys
I'd buy one of these for the simple fucking reason, that I don't live in a fucking mansion, so I have no space to stow away a fucking 2 meter tall facsimile of a grown woman when I'm done fucking it.

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I...I wanna see it suck your cock senpai

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163 cm? way too tall

it doesn't look evem remotely like a real one, I'd rather masturbate with my eyes closed imagining I am fucking a child

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>dat diaper

You should seriously just fucking kill yourself OP
You're such a degenerate little man. I bet you got molested when you were a kid

bump for OP delivering nice stuff

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does the doll have nice feet?

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Suggesting he deserves to be molested. fuck you retard. Atleast the guy isn't out raping children. If he was molested it would make sense for him to feel and act the way he does. You sir are the one to worry about. You are the one out raping women your own age. I can tell things about people.

HOLY FUCK WASH YOUR HANDS DUDE.

If it's latex then you can try soaking it in warm water for about 10 hours and that should get rid of some of the smell, perfume might also be an idea.

With latex food products some have weird tastes and the usual advice is to rub lemon juice into them until it goes away, but I expect that might make the latex perish faster and you don't want to ruin your creepy sex doll.

old post is old

Hnnnngg!

I shouldn't want to.. But I do!

For me is a good purchase

this
even if it's expensive, it looks freaking awesome

Well at least he's not out fucking kids. I say it's a little bit strange, but a good purchase.

Nobody even cares about your quadruplets. No one cares about you.

Oh hey look, another Cred Forumstard doll owner. Nice to see I'm not alone.

>looks at hands
You're either a femanon, or a raging faggot.

B-but his hands look like dirty feet.

big boobed migit loli doll ftw

aliexpress.com/item/Silicone-Sex-Dolls-100-CM-japanese-love-doll-oral-lifelike-doll-vagina-real-pussy-life-size/32733258651.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000023.31.qSM2pG

Shits like $1100 USD
>fuck that