G'morning b

g'morning b,
hope you slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

because i have written some of the most ridiculous songs this world has ever seen, and once i record them, play them live, and distribute them enough, i'll be one of the most famous people that ever lived

Because the concept of mentally not existing over weighs the urge to stop living.

Lurking Cred Forums is less effort

Because I took it upon myself to tell stupid shits like you that they're stupid shits until the stop doing stupid shit.

You stupid shit.

Because I have tried, failed so I said fuck it let's just live and see what's going to happen.
I just cannot deal with the anxiety though as I have panic attacks.

Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosomeless retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow Cred Forumstardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My reguards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.

I feel like that about my songs, but I prolly will be dead before I get to that point. You play the geetar?

i'm gettin seasick

Because seeing the USA become a little bit whiter and safer every week brings me hope for the human race.

hi again ;)

Because my parents went on a cruise, so i moved back home for a week to feed and take care of their doggos. They need me. If i offed myself, my parents would come home to dead dogs and that would be unacceptable

yes i do, suicide is on my mind a lot too, but i really think some of my stuff is good enough that the thought of not releasing the music and potentially becoming huge is more painful than the thought of not committing suicide. you should record your music and play it anyway

I think you're trying to dis user for using Cred Forums for what it was meant, minus posting an image. Also, tldr and terrible attempt at pasta. Follow your own advice, and stop putting Cred Forumstards in the same camp as yourself, the internet hates you.

I've gone to a few open mics that went well, but never recorded anything of good quality. I would have suicided by now if I wasn't worried about my friends finding me. All of my roommates including myself are veterans, so I keep waiting for the right moment, which seems won't come because I'm too pussy to recognize it. I would say you oughtta try open mic if you haven't already, even if you sucked, it's still a good time, and some bars even offer discounted drinks to those who perform.

sauce pls

I think Charles Manson said the same kinda thing

yeah i've done a few open mics and they went really well, one of the venues asked for us to come back regularly. i've just had so much shit in life fuck with my head that i haven't pursued music the way i'd like. your reason for not killing yourself is similar to mine, although it's my brother i'm worried about

I hope you play your music for enough people to realize just how shitty it is.

Holy shit I was going to off my self today but then I saw this!

The girl on the left has fucked up boobs. Ones small the other is big. Hahahahaha thanks for saving my life I realise that the world is a funny place

of course you do, my friend

>Holy shit I was going to off my self today but then I saw this!

glad you are sticking around bro.

Because my helium tank doesn't come in until Friday...

Have a lot of porn to masturbate to

I be smokin out pourin up keep that lean up in my cup

Because I've Gotta work tonight. Then back in the morning. After Friday though I get a three day weekend.
Just got to much sit to do to kill myself

Because I'm the one who creates my meaning in the meaningless world. Well, that and I'm not an Asshole who would leave my wife behind yup deal with all that pain and suffering. If we are checking out of the life hotel, she's checking out with me. I give it 20 years tops.

I'm not a pussy

Life's a game and quitting it is for pussys who can't handle a downtime.
Winning is a mindset, not a direct result and iam not going to loose this early.