*boop*

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thought having all my furry porn on SD card was smart, but as it fell between the cracks on a staircase i kinda understood that usb could be better. post some hot good starter-pack for me?
try to avoid the cliché ones and i'll be super happy :3

Agreed
Also, here's your exchange boop. *boop*

Not so sure about that starte-pack, but this thread will probably be posted full of images, gfur, avatars and cats. There may also be a few badgers, depending.

I have been booped.

yeah what i ment was that i was hoping to have some of the best stuff you guys know posted so i get my new folder started up with some hot and maybe even never or unseen stuff

should I post furry porn

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The butt has been booped
By butt I mean you, not your butt... Depending on how you want to look at it

NOT THAT I HAVE ANY

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Nice arse on that top

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Right, well you're not gonna see anything new from me as I have gathered only a single gfur folder for the sole purpose of posting.

you should post whatever you want to post, bby

I do enjoy boops, regardless of where I am booped.

Good to know!

Multiboops?

well what you have posted so far is great

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whodat

innit

boops are love.

Ok, good, I guess.

me irl

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You don't have green hair though.

testosterone

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tfw want to talk but don't know what to talk about

tfwiktf

you irl

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Sorry?

the feel when I know that feel

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take my d

Cat ladies

I will appreciate that filename for a bit instead.

omg where

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Right in this thread

By the gods...

Yes... It was us. All along.

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My mind cannot comprehend this unexpected turn of events.

yes
YES

hi how u

where my sluts at?

Tired.

aww, need a gentle dicking?

If you live near the wets part of Iowa sure.

Here... I think?
M-MEOW!

I am tired too.

>idaho

Sleep.

Damn.

oh my...

B-but you're not katten!

I'm not about to. If you are though, then goodnight.

Ohright, I forget sometimes
Beep!

Just woke up.
Work in like a hour or 2.

Boop

ew work

does bring in money though

Right, that works too!

someone fixed my empathy without my permission and I'm upset

Yeah, I'm looking at around 500 this week.

You, with empathy?
You must be an imposter Subby.

What's worse is that someone wasn't me.

That's pretty damn nice.

such is life cutie pie

It's probably a vicious lie.

I used to have a lot of it. You weren't around at that time. Then I broke it. Or killed it, depending on your perspective.

I'm fairly certain you weren't responsible, no.

I want to call in today though.
But I doubt I will.

Did you leave for a while and this has helped you regain empathy?

Where the fuck do you keep your gun

I am deeply offended.

You should go get that money.

>

*rapes*

I'm sitting down now. I also have a pen and paper if you need

I am offended too. y u ignore me :c (jk for the record)

I always see these threads, but don't know what to say ;-;

Why would you do such a horrid thing to an innocent rabbit?

Gimme.

I'm kind of in the same boat lately.

because the booty is too dank

oh soz, got too excited when I saw julian.

Usually not when it comes to snappy backtalk though.

cummies :)

Just like me when talking to Katten
So where were we... Oh right, boops are nice too!

You are quite correct about my booty.

Well, that is my job, my raison d'être.

post the booty for all to see! share the booty!

Go for it

Who is Bananders, anyway? I assume there's a name change or something going on.

Nah, my booty doesn't get posted here.

Not recently, anyway.

An interesting choice of paper!

Am I really this freaking new around here? Does this place never get new people?

Thanks. It was the closest thing I had on hand.
Get writing, Bunny

is this your booty?

Sure, it gets new people. They just don't all get names and stay around.

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It got automatically censored by the Internets.

Uhh, nope.

is this your booty?

Ahwell, I got reason to stick around here. It's given me one of the best friends I've ever had (who is Katten, btw)

Nah, my booty is better than that.

Belated welcome and stuff, then.

no, it has nothing to do with this place

sorry dude

Thanks!

so this is your booty?

That's probably for the best.

Nope!
How big is your booty folder?

: ^)
Yes, boops are excellent, in fact.

I've missed it.

He's quite a new guy. Be nice, or not, whichever you're inclined to.

He's kinda cute.

Flat™

Well, you're impossible to stay mad at.

my booty folder could use augmenting, how about yours?

actually the whole empathy issue was only dimly related to Cred Forums in general

but I want it dead again anyway

I know, I find it difficult too

Think I slightly more prefer boopies though, cause it rhymes with booties... I think?

You find something difficult? Surely you jest.

Hmm... Sounds like a cheap spin-off of the original product.

Aw, thanks. Yeah, I just haven't had much interest in posting here in recent months. I need to find new places to post again, I'm getting bored of the place I've been at recently.

I can be nice. I think.

I'm quite happy with the size of my booty folder.
And I'm not into bears.

Why's that?

Fuuck, that came off wrong

Well yeah, it's very hard for me to be negative about myself. There's just so many things to love.

I killed it to begin with because the overexpansive nature of it meant I could never be satisfied with helping people or charitable work, there always had to be more to save. It turned into a sort of cycle of constant depression where I had an unerring urge to save the world (figuratively) juxtaposed with the morose knowledge that to do so was not just impossible for one man, but is impossible in the grand scheme of things regardless. It was depressing.

work called me in from 3-7pm to 11:30-7

post butt

tfw I have to keep interrupting my shitposting with actual work

There's no middle ground with your empathy, then?

Nah.

I wish I was comfy
it is fucking freezing here.

Awful.

yis. buttpost

And what place might that be?

Nice.

Then what were you going for?

Like your towering stature?

Where can I get one?

No, because the middle ground is irrational. If I care about any suffering, it stands to reason that I must care about all of it. It's philosophically overwhelming.

Also I used to cry when I heard about terrible things happening to people and that happened to me again last night.

This batty old woman will not stop asking me stupid questions I answered LITERALLY LAST SEMESTER SEVEN TIMES ALREADY.

I'm very annoyed.

My height is perfect. Being shorter than most white men is great since that's what I'm attracted to but standing above women and most shitskins is optimal.

Why would I want to post my butt here for all people to see?

It was an 8 chan board, but it was turning into a place where everyone was pairing off into relationships and stuff, kinda depressing when you're alone.

I dunno, it's not mine.

It's also unreasonable to feel that you have the ability to fix all the suffering. That's why you set limits and have a middle ground.
You do what you can to help and that's as much as you can reasonably be expected to do.

to show off your butt. why even have one if you don't share it?

That which is a synonym to that which stupidly enough sounds like something that should not be related to the subject at all: Butts

she will understand after the 12th answer.
my mom does the same when she has the wrong answer already in her mind.

My cat won't let me shitpost in peace.

Of course, it's you, after all.

aneki?

Butts, yes.

But it doesn't matter. The suffering I'm capable of resolving is irrelevant compared to the infinity of replicated suffering that perpetuates regardless of my actions. It's a truly existential despair.

No, she absolutely will not. This woman is a magnificent level of dense.

Take your cat for a walk.

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Butts, yesssss

Because sharing with a select lucky few is a thing?

No, I gave up on that at the end of last year, this was a different board.

Then you convince others to also take up the struggle. World poverty isn't going to be fixed by one person, right?

We're all friends here. Pretty pleease?

>nfl lowest ratings since 2009

just spray your cat with water

You don't understand the depth and range of my perspective. World poverty as a concept is a drop in the bucket next to the infinity of agony that exists. Schopenhauer didn't even adequately comprehend the maleficence that is existence.

>We're all friends here
No I kinda want you to kill yourself.

Thanks. I feel a lot better.

I don't even know who you are.

It was merely an example of a wide ranging problem in the world.

we need to inspect your booty for medical reasons.

You seem rather desperate to see my booty.

this batty old bitch just asked me how to rename a file, I showed her how to do it, and then she did it a different way in front of my eyes

she didn't even fucking need me there

holy jesus

glad to help

Right, and the fact that you're thinking in those terms is evidence of the narrowband nature of your perspective.

that is actually kind of hilarious.

Just post it and we stop asking. Willing to listen to reason?

it'd be funny if I hadn't done this fucking song and dance with her a hundred thousand times over the last semester

She can go out when she wants, alone.

yes

Ah, ok.

No, why would I?

Considering I have no compulsion to fix all of the world's ills, I think this serves me well.

>we
I thought it was just one person.

Anyone know the artist? google and the small scribble give me nothing.

take her out anyway

maybe for a run

she could use the exercise

Because you don't have the philosopher's dilemma of hyperrational empathy, yes.

cider.

Checked. There's at least two, myself included.

ciderward.tumblr.com/
he deletes his shit regularly, I've been saving it for a few years tho

Well I'll go get something to eat, don't have too fun without me

no

Many thanks

Which is totally fine by me.

Neither of you is getting my butt.
I'm not even playing hard to get, I'm just not posting it.

And now she's invented a problem that objectively does not exist, and accidentally printed like 300 pages of documents at the same time. I want to put her in a fucking home

Suit yourself

I shall.

Lol, flyover state plebs enjoy chronic mediocrity, if u don't live in NYC, London or LA kys

>londonistan
>chinkhattan
>los angeles, amigo!
Fuck off and suck the cream cheese out of my dick.

t. philly

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Your dick produces cream cheese? You might want to see a doctor about that.

London reporting.

>what is philadelphia cream cheese
it's a joke

also man I wish

Max lives in NYC tho

Yeah, it'd be pretty neat.

He's a jetsetting bunny.

I left Toronto for NYC, gooks here r few and far between comparatively, London and LA yes r slowly being ruined by ragheads and wetbacks respectively I'll concede but still some hope

That she could, but she's stubborn like Russian matuska. It would be impossible to force her to move.

k

I'd just walk around with bagels and get blowjobs.

NYC isn't full of chinks as such, it's more that they own all the fucking property. As well as rich arabs. I'm not sure where you live in the city but there's a reason everything's expensive and it's not natural inflation.

Philly still GOAT.

then carry her outside and raise her above your head, then run around the block screaming

You'd either be a medical marvel or you'd stink.

Aaand there's the same question again.

there's worse things in this world than smelling like cream cheese all the time

Nah.

clearly you hate fun

I don't want to get sick again.

Philly is full of nigs tho like Baltimore and has similar rates of urban exodus, I live in midtown east by Central Park and own my place so all the foreign buyers just drive up the value of my place, but I definitely see how renters get fucked

i wish i was pregnant

why would you get sick?

it's getting gentrified and philly is de facto super segregated. It's kind of the most happening city in the us, tbh.

that's weird

I sometimes wish certain people were pregnant with xenomorphs.

Because I'm still recovering from a sickness I had last week and running around screaming outside won't do my throat very much good.

it would be the perfect life
you'd have sex, and not have to do anything because you have a baby tying you down

How do you manage to become more baffling with every thread?

then don't scream

just pull the cat's tail as you run and she'll scream for you

so you don't want to be pregnant, you just want to be an extremely lazy bottom

imagination

where do i sign up?

I don't think she would like that.

pixely gote

I don't think there's a guild for lazy homosexuals.

Irrelevant.

start one
and then i'll join it.

Can't be done. I'm lazy, you see.

When cats are involved, what they like or don't like is extremely relevant.

Imagine what else you could accomplish with that.

You're human and as such many sizes larger than your cat. You can exert your will all over the damn thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=9fGoOEGojY0

but you gotta

it's helping me in everything i do

We need an incredible mind like that at the institute.

the man in the wheelchair who just came in smells like actual, literal shit

god dammit

YOU want this

i don't work for free

when was the last time you did something for me

I have no desire to, not for such an obscure purpose and a meaningless endeavour.

I could ask you the same question

but it'll be fun, why do you hate fun?

You're not a synth, are you?

Of course. I'm sure a few senior researchers can be dropped to accommodate your fee.

Wrong institute; we don't do robots.

It's not what I consider fun. Fun is what's happening next weekend.

that's gay sex isn't it

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