OMG Cred Forums moments tell us your stories. Pic related

OMG Cred Forums moments tell us your stories. Pic related
>Be me
>browsing Cred Forums
>see picture of fucked up hairy transgender dick pic
>go to text it to my gf to say wtf look at this ugly piece of shit.
> be me
> text it to my mother
>look at my gf other side of the room, did you get the picture i just sent you laughing out loud
> be her No?
> be me wtf look at phone
>be me OMFG what the fuck no no no no no
>now absolutely dying bright red fuck fuck fuck
>see mother replying, argh wtf
>want me to carry on Cred Forumstards?

Continue

Pls

No.

was just looking for the screen shot its coming

here you go b/tards part one here is the original thread i saved the pic from.

here is the edited version of the moment more to come any interest?

She seemed to take it well though

ok continuing
>be me
>thinking omfg what the hell can i say to sending that to my mother.
>so after i pick myself up from the depths of shame and imagining my mothers face.
> i type like a beta fag gender reassignment
> be me thinking shit my mothers eyesight is awful please dont be thinking this is my dick!

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this is kek, continue.

Ok.

Very well
You got a pretty cool mom

>be me sitting back now laughing with my gf but still red faced and dying inside.
> my mother responds
>her response "unbelievable"!
>be me holy fuck what is she now thinking
> i then type the thing is i never meant to send it to you that lol. the lol is a nervous lol like wtf am i sending lol this is not funny
>my gf is not looking at me going oh your poor mother is going to be having a heart attack!
>be me dying still i type we are pissing ourselves here, i am not yet at that stage! believe me b/ro's
> do i continue ?

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Stop being a faggot and post ss and continue, the story is losing keks with your delayed responses. We want the fucking story or we wouldn't be here kyke

oh yeah, i remember that thread, good shit...

>did you cook that

>me sitting staring at phone waiting for my mothers reply
>looking at my gf she is pissing herself by now in a heap rolling on the floor.
>saying omg you sent a dick pic to your mother omfg this is the funniest thing i have seen in years!
>see mother replying again.

Like this was in April screenshot the whole shit and post

i know i was saving it all for you b/

You're wasting time... I have a job to do and my quota is dropping because I'm having to wait for a perfect 5/7 post that's being dragged out longer than it needs to be.

>mother types, well i must say i thought what the hell is this, if it hadnt had your name on the text i would have been having a heart attack by now.
>be me thinking i dont like the sound of that reply.
>i have just sent my mother a dick pic and shes saying it had my name on it so its ok!
>moving along i do not reply, she types some old perv sending that to me.
>sigh a relief god my mother types so slowly it seemed like a hour but was 20 seconds.
>be me type type only i can send that to my mother.

Sorry bro trying to eat as well as typing box meals and typing do not mix.

What's a box meal?

>mother replies again "oh dont i cant stop laughing
>be me total relief my mother has seen the funny side of this monumental fuck up.
>mother is typing again
>it arrives my eyes now omg
>when i show your dad tomorrow.....
> be me arghhh nooooooooooooooo
>she types im going to put my hand over the sender and say look what some bloke sent me last night.
>be me wtf wtf wtf
>i have now become a total beta for once in my life i never liked this feeling one little bit!
> wtf do i type the most beta thing ever
>no its a woman
>mother is replying
>me is cringing to fuck
>yeah he wont know its to good.
>arghhhhhhh

screen shot coming.

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take out KFC bro

this is boring. go to bed teenage boy.

hope you enjoyed it Cred Forums

sorry to bore you bro, i am not teenage i am well into adulthood.

the thread user will never forget for the rest of his life.

ok. But not a big deal imo. if you got a good laugh thats good enough.

When you finished your ?box meal? It went smoothly. Good job user thanks.

it was for me i sent a dick pic to my mother. would it not be a big deal for you b/ro sending that to your mother.

Not the same user, but no. I send my mom dumb shit all the time to make fun of it

actualy. .. nah I can send one right now.. its just a sculpted dick.. But I understand for some it might be stressfull.

These are the kinds of funny stories I come here for. Keep up the good work. Except maybe without a picture of a fireman next time...

Yes, that was a South Park reference

Kek

glad you enjoyed it user OP out to clean up his keyboard after typing and eating junk box meal.

nice to know people are making fun of me for being trans

nah any dick would have done it just happen to be that ugly fucking thing.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MY EYES WTF HOW CAN YOU GET A BONER AND/OR FUCK SOMEBODY WITH IT WTF

>This thread:
>I accidentally sent my mommy a dirty pick
>She thought it was funny
>HERE'S AN EXORBITANT AMOUNT OF PROOF!!! SEE GUYS IT REALLY HAPPENED!!! OMG Cred Forums.

>OMG be you sitting back chill-axing with your spoon and lighter, commenting on Cred Forums.

dubs have spoken

>emojis

Please kill yourself ASAP.

killed

>be me be me be me

Fucking kill yourself faggot, learn English. Saged.