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I've never had anyone cum from anal, or even heard of a real woman such a claim.

Maybe I'm just too thick, but everyone I've done anal with just complained about how much it hurt, and after the first time I was drowning the hog in lube.

So I see these pictures and can only imagine some sexless dumbass drawing them who has never had sex, much less anal, putting idiotic dialogue like "I''M CUMMIING" while they're taking it up the ass with no other stimulation.

Real talk Cred Forums, am I doing it wrong? Should the ladies be cumming from anal? Should I just give up on it?

I've done it a few times. And I've never heard such thing as, it hurts

I, mean rubbing the clit would help.

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forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

English is kill

English is killed

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I've found 3 girls that have cum from anal zero stimulation elsewhere.
2 didn't need finagling really and the 3rd only when i was sort of pounding downward and from behind so maybe some weird internal stimulation of vag that way.
One of the 2 previous ones claims its cause it feels good AND hurts and the other one said it just plain feels good.
Maybe i'm just lucky?

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You've never tried it with the right woman, user. Or your technique sucks. My wife has major anal orgasms. One of the many reasons I love her. Also she tolerates my banjo playing. Great woman.

>no

Favorite pasta

>tolerates
I'm sorry you married poorly, user.

newfag spotted

One good way is to have her lay facing away from you, facing away, with her butt against your cock. Sort of a reverse spoon. Your penis in her ass will hit her G spot very solidly if you get the depth right, and she will squirm like crazy and cum very (very) hard, for as long as you can last with a squirming orgasmic ass wrapped around your dick.

Just post the comic jeez

In my defense, i only started banjo a few months ago, so "playing" is a generous way to describe my banjo practice...

Thats what i did with the 3rd one. Belly down spread eagle and i just sort of jammed my shit at a near right angle till she learned to arch when i pulled back and flatten when i thrusted.

Femanon here. I've gotten off from anal a few times.

There's two parts to it. First, the ring of your ass is a big bundle of nerves. Second, you have to push forward against the wall separating the ass and vagina. It ends up stimulating both. Feels amazing when done right.

You don't need "practice" to play the banjo, user. It's in your heart, and moonshine. Like that guy clark song.

That's the secret, i think, for girls that aren't naturally into anal. The g spot is easier to hit from the ass than the vagina, because you can get a better angle. The wife gets sopping wet now as soon as I start playing with her butt. On3 ofbthese days I'll play "cripple creek" on her clit as I'm doing her ass, maybe I'll get her to pass out from the orgasms.

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That's basically what i assumed it was but its hit or miss and a HUGE miss when that shit just ends up hurting chicks more than it pleases.

Any tips from your point of view?
Best turn out so far was
When she learned to buck properly but i've tried that shit with others and they just sort of clench the fuck up which makes it hurt more.

TITS OR GTFO!

Not really. Haven't done it too much. Just take it slow, take it easy. Don't want to hurt anything back there.

Don't you know why that rule exists? I'm not doing it for attention. I'm mentioning that I'm a woman because it's relevant.

Also, I actually have to go. Ciao!

Funnily enough, I do play much better when i have a couple of belts of knob creek in me. Not moonshine, mind you, but effective nonetheless.

Pic related. It's knob creek rye. Very inspirational.

That's not the rule. But at least you're following the rule by leaving.
GTFO

The rule exists because most posters are male, even when claiming otherwise. Tits with timestamp proves otherwise.

You're leaving as son as tits were demanded? Yeah you're a guy. Enjou your faggotry.

0/0 eh?
>I've turned every gf I had into a butt slut, they initiated sexy times knowing I would never touch their pussies and 3 of those relationships lasted for multiple years

It's basically the worst kept secret in the world that you music, shoot, and play games better when slightly polished.

I'd have to dig it up but they got a few studies out, its something with the heart and brain and actually led to it being labeled a performance enhanced in shooting and video game competitions just like xanax.

>'ve tried that shit with others and they just sort of clench the fuck up which makes it hurt more.
Alcohol helps with that, user. Or remind her how much her dad would hate it if he found out she liked anal.

Best game i ever played was halo 2 drunk, the fight on the elevator with the flood on nightmare mode, and all i had was a plasma sword and i went all ninja. Wife and friend who were dead waiting for respawn were stunned speechless, though i was too drunk to remember much until i saw the replay. Got a really good blowjob that night, though, so she was really impressed.

How to not have a mother in one step.

I'd slap the shit out of you in Halo ;o ;o ;o ;o ;o ;o ;o ;o ;o ;o

Probably. I'm nearly 50yo, the only game console I still have is the Nintendo for Animal Crossing snd Mario Kart.

But my wife loves Animal Crossing. And buttsex, so I think I can cope with the humiliation of my Halo inadequacies.

Damn dawg, that's a future i want.

Fucking solid life goals here tbh

Well played.

Also, I took a half day off today and just finished the flask of knob creek. Feeling no pain. Will have bacon and ice cream for supper. Parents can't say shit, since i'm living in my own house with paid off mortgage, and wife likes bacon too. Being an adult w/ own income and house and one-man DD slut for wife is good. Though homeowners association can die in fire faggot fascists I'll mow my yard when I'm good and ready motherfuckers. Ok time to play banjo now. Fucking third line of wildwod flower here i come.

Holy crap im really dr7nk. Autocorrect cant fix it kinda drink.

Good tomes man,mgood tymes.

This thread got derailed fast.

Found daughter's butt plug starter set.
- she's just like her mother....