Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Cred Forums, this is /kys/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>pls ban this shit
>3D is ALWAYS trash
>Only elitists use retard as an insult
>Most importantly, drink bleach!!

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10/10 op

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youtube.com/watch?v=2p_hudfkY5Q

Good enough

(Drill Loli)
Get a chick's number or something?

What.

>And I'm already friends with Kyoko

That's fucking rude.

I don't have a job because my school schedule is REALLY weird, I'm gonna do it next semester when I have more time/a better schedule.

I am not into chicks.

Oh, yeah, forgot.

my kind of OP :^)

If trips post them lewds.

Claimed.

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hi gardy.

soclose.

You're a natural cutie pie~
We will share one big mug.

Never ever fucking lucky.

I'll get them again one day.

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I guess it works.

Then a guy's number? What happened?

Cute
Want to split a glass of Clorox?

someday.

where is my lewd, you!

just something very nice. that's all the detail I wish to share...for now~

done with homework for today
not to sure what to do with my free evening
how is everyone's day going?

I'm sorry

How gay of you

Mug

You weren't even rolling you nympho!

Is that setsuna?

Only if you post lewds.

>poster of a double cheeseburger

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Reminder that if you are rolling for lewd trips, people can roll for your lewds with trips.

I have all afternoons off but I keep my work schedule thin because I need to focus on school. I work like 3 shifts a week tops

A startling revelation.

it's current year you bigot

yeah but you were impressed and so you must comply. these are the rules, I didn't make 'em

Any damsel that's in distress

Be out of that dress when she see these trips

Tomoko is a disgusting waifu kill yourself

Miho claimed

Tomoko is cute. CUTE.

QOTT: If your waifu were to preform a sexual act upon you, what would you want it to be?

I would want a blowjob, or anal if she were up for it

Its goin pretty good, Madoka is really good so far. I'm feelin pretty cozy right about now.
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That sounds pretty ideal, I'll jump into that when I start work again.

It's a Greek thing

Yeah, we will share one hoodie and one glass of hot cocoa~
was
you? pervy~

Shame.

hey mate. Work had gone well, so good,

now I kind of want a gyro.

Hand-holding.

Yeah. Is a good manga.
Can't wait.

You monster.

You'll just have to drink your own glass of bleach alone then
I just want to cuddle her :(

wow. pervert. holy shit.

Oh dear something sexual or intimate happened

oh it is? i never watched it but people claim a lot from the show
appearently season 2 just got announced so thats a thing
ah thats good to hear, how long do you work a week?

Lots of cozy snuggles.

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the world may never know.

I just had one of those after I finished my shift

Don't worry, it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways

Hugging and pushing my face lightly into her chest

Woah, season 2? Shiet.
But yeah its super cute!
>And deep/dark as hell.

18 this week

What are you up to?

Lots of hugging and snuggles

Kill yourself please.

That was the plan. So you posting them or what?

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was it extra saucy? I love the sauce in those.

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Watching Madoka, its really good ^^

Best type moon claimed.

I don't qualify.

yea mami was really excited about it
perhaps i should watch it as well so i can get on the hype train
>my list is sooo long
oh thats okay, although jugling with school could be annoying
dunno how homework is in vmbo but i couldnt even work for 10 hours a week in highschool
then again i was a lazy fuck

That was lewd though. Head pats are the peak of lewdness don't you know? :^)

I don't have to do anything on school really

>something very nice

I'm looking at you

Sauce? eh I just kind of throw whatever I feel like throwing in there

That's what denial sounds like

nice feet

Are you talking about the new Mahou Magica? I don't think it's a season 2, but rather a whole other series in the same universe

Oh yeah, I love Madoka. Just finished rewatching it actually

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No, hand holding is.

Are you in the mood?

I showed Madoka to another one of my friends who actually likes anime.

At first he was like "Dude, are you making me watch magical girls?"

But then he was like "Dude, fuck QB."

Yeah boiii Its gud.
>Mfw my list is pretty long too, but I've got a bit of downloaded.
I just barely started, kek.

>I'm looking at you

you made it yourself? wow.

can you blame him?~

Can I?

The thread is lewd enough..

I dunno. I can't.

It can always get much lewder.

Check these trips with lewd images.

oh thats pretty amazing
strolling through school is good, did you think about an higher level yet?
eh im not sure
the picture i saw looked like a real s2
but i dont know much about it
so i could be wrong
akutie
whats up?
yea but
but i got no time
i need more summer break

You're in for a ride!

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Trips never ever.

Post tits

No, easy is good.

I don't think I can either.

I'm not a conformist

Fucking faggots

It's not exactly high art, but it's tasty

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You haven't watched it yet? It's like a really bad acid trip dude. I'm surprised Mami hasn't forced you to watch it yet

Kek.
Same, but I can't wait for winter break yo!
I've even got a week for Thanksgiving.
Its already a fucking ride.
>I'm having fun though.

Rolling for a nude of Vigil

Just like you

Is it really?

good!
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wow rood

tasty is all that matters really.

reroll

>Fucking faggots

So rude.

Feeling odd. Kinda like I'm full but I haven't eaten anything today and I'm running on empty

>harassing you is fun~

Roll for vigil lewd

Eat something. Anything. Tiny pot of yoghurt. A sandwich. A bag of dicks.

Post tits you fucking slut

Being rude is my fetish

Good!

Be back later

Lewd.

Alright, seeya later then ^^

>Eru

I tried to but it's making me sick. Even drinking water..

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What are you guys listening to?
youtu.be/zhl-Cs1-sG4?t=111

I agree, Alice is a super cute.

being the target of rudeness is mine.

youtube.com/watch?v=1fbNG3X0O5U
>Alice

yea thats true
but you might regret it in the future, at least, thats what old people say
you up to anything tonight?
oh that sounds fun, i dunno i am on an anime slump lately. I used to binge everything but now i cant even finish mirai nikki in a week
im ashamed
im still on KLK for about 2 weeks now
>Thanksgiving
damn, wish i was that lucky. we get nothing
just an autumn break in about 5 weeks
and thats not even a break because after that i got a shitload of exams
ah that sucks
but that feeling is usually caused by a lot of hunger
kinda have to agree with rori, but dont eat a bag of dicks

youtu.be/e7rnwcRVjlk

youtube.com/watch?v=IvNJCHXva8A

>gropes

Not at all.

Will Kyoko be able to handle your repressed sexual desires?

Not that pic please

You scare me

youtu.be/2kDinXI0bxM

AFK food

Force it down. Seriously. Its making you feel sick because theres nothing there to help digest it. If you cant then see a doctor. I dont know everyones aversion to doctors nowadays.
youtu.be/XSvLTZu8Ejc

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>bullying me in sexual manners.

>repressed

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That she is
Although I'm curious, where is she from?

That's what I thought
Did you start that VN of yours yet?

I get bullied even when I try to be rude

Your first mistake was admitting to being female. Just like Nico.

Both of you need to post tits.

RIP you bro.
>I'm pretty confident in my knowledge for my exams.

You're failing at life.

I like this
People do say that, but i probably won't.
No I'm not doing anything tonight need to work tomorrow, for school. Stage if you kn ow what im saying. So im not making it too late
What the fuck is this shit?
The lyrics really hit me, so deep

>being female

What the fuck is up with you, you fucking mongoloid?
Are you mentally damaged or something?
I'm a guy and you can swallow my dick sown your throat like you would probably love.

Heres tits

and you like it, slut.

How's Gin tama?

I know

Japanese Futurama without Bender

youtube.com/watch?v=dkyCktI-Yec

I decided to figure out whether I still know how a pencil works instead.

Then help me bully Nico into posting tits

Teasing me sexually is bullying!
You have to satisfy me~

Not gonna happen. You're not in the sekrit Skype chat

lmao
idc about her tits

Go read the manga I've told you about. It will surely make you happy.

Faggots

Nicos tits are pretty cute.
No need for you to see them, though.

I don't, bullying is bad

Don't bully

You should figure out how to finish a certain pic.

NOTMN is Death Grips GOAT.

I do girls

Im off to work. See you all in new thread

Bullying is fun when people say they don't care but they do.

I prefer to be bullied anyway.

byebye

Aldino best mon, she was made for marry.

Yeah? You've given some thought about what I told you last night?

So bored. What are you guys up to?

>I prefer to be bullied anyway.
Its like when you say its fun to get raped.
It doesnt work like that. Or did i miss understand you?

I can't bully people

I'm too delicate

I enjoy consensual bullying. it is very fun.

what a wuss.

>Its like when you say its fun to get raped.
>It doesnt work like that.

Hah, take this for your accomplishments.
I actually will eventually.

I don't really have to think a lot about that in itself. I'm endlessly annoyed about not practicing this enough.

I hold the weight of a flower pettal and the bravery of a nun

yeah this amused me too.

for...reasons.

you sound kind of cute right now.

God dammit Chen just let my worship your butt.

But Hats, there are still virgin boys in this thread, don't bully them.

Check these trips I guess.

I guess you pretty much accepted my request then
Working in something in particular there?

Just like you, nothing. Going to sleep in a couple of minutes

>Seras

Post tits, Nico.

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Man I slept almost all day yesterday and the day before. I'm so done with sleep.