YLYL

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kek

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Screamed the stable boy gets me each and every fucking time

hi my name is
what
my name is who
my name is
chicka chicka
slim shady

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DELET THIS

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is there a story to this or just a one off?

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lost

I royally lost

Raged

You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short so I can't wait

Ylyl you fag

lost

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youtube.com/watch?v=l9dEZ0hRlF4&index=21&list=PL_-pOV_x9LgAxeSJvllGH6rW2LAHmIcdC

but that was though

Why is this supposed to be funny

I lose to this every time....

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Kys

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It was sad

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Lost

>pic related

LIFE IS SAD WE ALL DIE GET OVER IT

Maybe I'm not going to die?

tits or gtfo

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thats not how this shit works

I dont get it

furfag accidently sent pic to mom

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>Hi Charlie
wtf, snoopy doesnt talk and no one calls him Charlie

nigga i break the rules, i'll also break you

Ahh, I remember that movie. That wasn't even the only pedo joke in it and the other one was a rape joke as well.

That movie would not get made today, yet was a PG rated comedy back then.

Oh how the times have changed.

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Thats not correct at all

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'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

and niggers wonder why we don't take them seriously. we call them "apes" and "monkeys" because they act like a bunch of savages with no concept of self control.

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There are people that walk around like this.

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i saw one in Greggs last sunday>

>jerking off to furry on my phone
>mom texts that dinner is ready
>save picture to finish later
>mom asks to text her my homework
>finish eating
>remember to text mom my homework
>click on most recent picture and sent
>forgot I saved the picture
>she received it but didn't respond
> I royally fucked up

Why did you delete that it was genuinly funny

Iceland had gay booty sex with Belgium

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i love football now.

There was one at food lion over the summer while I worked there. A old couple thought it was funny and cute.

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They should be euthanized.

i met one in high school.
she was an uptight cunt that couldn't go one day without trying to make herself be different from anyone.
fucking hipster furry. invader zim is a stupid show and your not special for liking it.

kitten du nuffin
kill me

Yeah, an old couple. They surely didn't understand that they do that to advertise to other furfags that they want some cock in the restroom.

ill kill you if you kill me

im fine either way, i've wanted to die for a while

Goddammit

What the fuck did I just watch.

Exactly. Why else would he be sticking his ass out... although some of them may be otherkins.

Fucking lost like never before

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You know dogs genitals retract when they don't use them, right?

The nigger on the far right. You can tell he's going to get shot.

He can't even keep his hands up when he's trying to prove a point. Silly nigger

and he did!

youtube.com/watch?v=Pd67mAz4dYY

1:32

STOP!

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Hammer time!

Do-do-do-doot...do-doot...do-doot...duh duh duh do-do-do-doot...

>Arrest people for doing act A.
>Do act B after work.
>HYPOCRITE

Lost

Maybe snoopy saw some tits in the clouds. You don't know him.

same, but i can't do it yet not with my family still around
for now i just will sleep as its close to dying and i dont i have to deal with shit
Good luck bro

They also don't sleep on top of dog houses and walk on two legs. I'm 60% sure snoopy isn't even really a dog.

youtube.com/watch?v=pBx17Ct_ico

Both A and B are drug used. Except B in this case is alcohol, which is far more dangerous, deadly and a scourge on society than A.

I shouldn't have to explain this to you.

holy shit i just started crying of laughter on the train

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Fucking hell there in the Uk now?
Bloody fur cunts.

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yes, i as well believe that the actions of one man set a standard upon which i can judge all other men that share the same color of skin. My life is made easier by my ability to blame large collectives of people for the actions of one man. I enjoy assuming that all blacks will act exactly like that one black i saw that one time. I think morality and agency are some how affected by skin color. Isn't racism great?

>tfw a piece of your OC starts a YLYL thread

you guys probably aren't going to believe me but I made that thread. The message wasn't real. I took a screenshot of a imessage, sent the screenshot of the furry to myself then cropped out the picture of the chat with my mom and replaced it with the bottom half of the one I sent to myself.

it sounds more complicated than it actually took and yes I did have the picture but I wasn't jerking off to it. I do look at furry porn but I just saved the most random funny one I could find in a thread on here and used it for the joke.

again, nobody has to believe me I'm just pretty satisfied the thread was successful and people thought it was funny. I don't think this is something somebody would proudly proclaim though.

Well fought beaver

One is illegal
One is legal

Oh gawd I was in class with a guy like this, looked almost exactly like you'd expect.

bruh you gotta prepare me for this comedy gold

Well fought beaver

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How much of a newfag can you possibly be? I've only been here a couple of years (and not frequently and with months long breaks a few times) and I've started a least a dozen or more bump limit threads (which this isn't even yet) using OC.

Top kek

BY THE POWER OF MJOLNIR I WILL SMITE THEE!

Explain yourself

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Well fought beaver

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That's the point.

Haha, stoners man. I'm waiting for you to start talking about how it's all natural because it comes from a plant.

Regardless the pic is fucking retarded nothing implies he spent all day trying to arrest pot heads and in my experience cops generally don't give a shit about weed and think its a waste of time to go after

Literally nothing about this is right. It looks like an underage furfag drew it.

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haven't seen this in a while

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no, you misunderstood. I'm not OP. I didn't make this thread. whoever made this thread used my OC from a different thread as the starting pic.

This is retarded, they wouldn't be using sirens
And it doesn't matter if you delete it, they only raid the homes of people they already KNOW committed felonies. As soon as they show up, you are fucked

It doesn't come from a plant it is a fucking plant and alcohol is so much healthier for you right?

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He can understand English perfectly. Just the little things that makes him less dog and more human.

Kek,lost

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See? This guy gets it. ->

Well fought Beaver

Well fought Beaver

Kys

right, they wouldnt use the sirens unless it was an emergency, like if you had grabbed a kid or something. and no magnet is gonna help you get out of that. however, if you didnt understand the joke youre both autistic and retarded

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Oh yeah, I've had that feel too. Pic not related.

Is it hypocritical because one act is illegal and one isn't? Hm

>funny cause of black guy in stands. read caption

kek

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The law is the law, until it is changed. It's called "Life". You don't like it, go cry/beat off into your mattress.

and lost

Well fought beaver

benedict cucumberbatch?

It's a just a joke so hang yourself

It's not hypocrisy on his part though. You could say the law differentiating them is hypocritical but that doesn't make a law abiding citizen a hypocrite because he doesn't do a certain drug.

You fucking stoner go vote.

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bullets dont work in space

>tfw no doe to roll in the crisp leaves of autumn with.

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I mean I jerk off to furries and I also forged a fake conversation with my mom about one.

I think with the recent update to IOS you can't as easily accidently send images but at the time it was pretty fucking easy to send pictures by accident. thats why I didn't save porn to my phone.

for those who haven't seen this you can hear the actual cracks of his skull in the audio

well fought beaver

You ruined it for me. It was mildly funny when you first posted it but now it isn't.

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The law doesn't determine what is right and what is wrong, just what is illegal and what is not.

Reminds me of something bill burr said regarding gold digging whores suing for alimony and saying it's O.K. because "it's the law."

>100 years ago I could have beaten you with a fucking mop handle, but that doesn't make it right!

Takes his wallet like it was a reflex

Well fought Beaver

trips speak the truth

top fucking kek, lost so hard

that's actually cool

What does the law say about the other? Does the policeman have the power to change the law he must enforce?

Always knew Iceland was a top.

>100 years ago, you'd be too busy trying to fucking survive instead of complaining about the actions of the government

>Be lucky you live here today, because 80 percent of the faggots on this board, with the exception of /k/, wouldn't survive the winter.

work

Fuck off, Marley.

True, but it's still legal

to be there when it was unfolding was an honor
lungs hurt for a while after.

this nigga must be trolling

Who enforces him to enforce bad laws? The police's police? Are they invisible? Because I've never seen them.

They let you cracker ass motherfuckers off all the time for violations and even admit to it. When that Jonathon Frost shit went down even many cops were coming out and saying that the cop should had just let him go. Oh, what a surprise, they were all white.

oh god my sides

Well fought Beaver

Good fucking hell. I like that user and his classmates.

Depends of gun, but they do, fucking nigger

Did he died?

well fought beaver

Fucking retard

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Nice, space would act like a silencer. No one would hear a thing!

Captcha: click all squares with street signs
All the signs are on the back of a transport truck!
What do!?

A Cred Forumsro of mine lost his to a furry without knowing

you fucking with me bitch because i swear to god if you fucking with me

top fucking album my dude

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KLM

well it works that way now

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Of course not. Jeez, it's just a hammer! My dick gets as hard as a hammer and I smack women in the face with it all the time.

Well fought Beaver

That gets me every time.

lost

fukken saved

>jewish watermelon

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

The group of retarded kids at my old school wore these but they where yellow and black

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well fought beaver

What're you, fucking gay?

Thats what the jews want you to believe

NOBODY CARES

oh my god i'm dying

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everyone knows you cant fuck a bitch in the pooper if she ant got no legs

yes they do moron

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lurn kung

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pro tip cops dont give a fuck about weed pot if you keep that shit in your house.

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If I added 184 to the last 3 digits that'd be a 420 get man. How sick would that be? I'm gonna inject so much weed tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=funX1EoWipQ

>drugs are the bad
youtube.com/watch?v=IuPQ2Afery4

so why reply

WELL FOUGHT BEAVER

Agreed

well fought beaver

well fought beaver

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Fuck off with that forced shit

and you should be ashamed of your newfaggotry.
Baby's first epic bread, huh?

is this anthony fantano

100 years ago people survived easily as shit. Did you fail history?

not really matey, just a good laugh.
Next time your uncle beats you don't come on here and spoil the fun.

/k/ here, half of us wouldn't survive either.a lot of us are basement dwellers like you, but with guns. the people who would survive are /out/, /an/ and /diy/.

The blackpowder in the bullet actually needs oxygen in order to burn, doesn't it?

>Jonathon Frost
It was Deven Guilford. Frost was the bully cop who was spending all night just trying to start shit with people.

Pulled three people over that night (not including Guillford) for "flashing their brights" at him and you can tell by how much of a dick he is in the video that he was doing it just to be a fucking asshole to people.

If I provoked someone to attack me like that cop did and then had to shoot them, I'd go to fucking prison, which is where that piece of shit cop belongs.

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well fought beaver

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This is on the verge of not longer being a YLYL thread. Good thing it's closing in on the bump limit.

Fucking lost

Well fought, beaver

You couldn't just save the image? You really had to screenshot that?

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I got an angry boner

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screw gravity

Haven't you ever fired a gun in space?

shut up you fucking cuck

WELL FOUGHT BEAVER

Wtf? It's not like this is an anime fan site...
You know what, sure I am.

lol i know satan , say hello to hittler from me

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love that guy

weird how they always quote the funniest bits in these kinds of things

>otherkins
you mis-spelled retarded faggot.

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I would fuck that ass.

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Well fought Beaver

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Also source plz

>The police's police? Are they invisible? Because I've never seen them.
The other police. If they find out that a cop didn't bust some stoners, he'd lose his job or at least get suspended or something.

I don't even know why I replied.

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Well fought beaver

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That comment made sense, you don't belong here.

>one man
kek
deny the obvious

...change laws through democratic process if you want to - but the simple fact is, one is legal and one is not. If you can't handle living in a nation of laws, go join peaceful protesters looting stores and trying to kill Police.

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Blackpowder already contains the oxidizer. Way more than there's oxygen in the air. In fact, if not for it, it would just slowly burn, not explode. Since guns work underwater, they work in space too.

youtube.com/watch?v=69S0-W4VCxg

youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A

Dafuq?

Well fought Beaver

well fought beaver

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fucking lost, also, check 'em

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Diamonds

Well fought Beaver

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Thems still gots to them.

lost m8

Who is this guy?

This thread is reaching the bump limit. Is time to jerk off. Nothing better after a laugh then a good jerk off.

Fucking killed me.

Good Job.

well fought beaver

Fresh OC
youtu.be/ly8Tu-UlT5w

>filename

Amen

The primer contains an oxidizer, without it the gun would never fire. The cartridge itself is sealed well enough that it depends on the remaining oxidizing from the primer to combust the powder.

wtf is with the armbands.

And is hard enough to find 1 trap IRL, how the fuck does he find 3?

Stay on tumblr.

They're shemales, not really traps. Most probably are prostitutes. Was likely arranged to make a porno.

The face she makes when you slip it in the back.

dude weed lmao

Google chrome should be that one gun that's designed to shoot yourself in the face

well correct the record then "user"

Fuck's sake guys
Almost every 10 sluts you post 2 are bound to look lie m y friends
Cant look at them the same way

Fucking lost. That's hilarious.

Fucking lost this early .

>"cheap slavshit rifle"
finnish version of mosin nagant

>"I wish that I could be like the cool kids"

Zack you're a fag lol

People is a generous term.

>KAZOO

your dad

Ted Nugent wears that, and Ted Nugent is a pretty badass guy

haha, lost