Let's start up a classic dick rate thread

Let's start up a classic dick rate thread.

What in the name of all things holy is that thing?

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The head. It's a cum shovel.

a special thing called photoshop

Most horrible shroom ever. Congrats fag !

ew

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kek

What the fuck?!

I need to moisturize my shaft

lost

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he could parachute with that thing

Hammer you mean

Head is a bit small, what about mine, Cred Forums?

Sexy.

Shit looks like a fucking shovel dude wtf

Whenever I see this photo, I imaging him slapping that thing on the counter top and I can hear it going *whack, whack, whack*

END THE FAGGOTRY

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END THIS ATTACK ON Cred Forums

BAN ALL FAGGOTS

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you're cute

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