I work at Mcdonald's Ask me anything

i work at Mcdonald's Ask me anything

Do you masturbate in your food?

How much does it hurt when you put your hands in hot fat? And for that matter, how about skingraphs?

How do you like dem 15 dollars ?

how does it feel to be cucked by BBB (Big Buisness Cocks)

What's really in the special sauce?

it hurts like always

im not that kind of nasty person

do you clean the grease trap?

do you like mudkips?

1⁄2 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons French dressing
4 teaspoons sweet pickle relish
1 tablespoon finely minced white onion
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1 teaspoon sugar
1⁄8 teaspoon salt

>grease trap
no, we usually don't clean them

Did all the time you spent with the fries make you a potato? Or is pic unrelated

no

he looks like an autistic potato alright...

do you steal from the till? If you don't, you should. As an economist let me assure you the moral thing to do.

no

i worked at mcd's in hs, prove yourself OP. what goes on the following sandwiches and how are they put on there, i.e. what mechanism?

>double cheese
>big mac
>quarter pounder


prove yourself legit or fake and gay, you decide!

What shouldn't I eat / touch ?

Can I get a number 2 meal with free fries and a number 8 to go?

what is something that you would eat everytime? You have to chose something even if its bad, what ever is the lesser of the bads?

Can I just get a water cup? Thanks.
*fills cup with Sprite*