Walk in

walk in

see this on couch

wat do???

Grab my fucking sawoff and blow his ass off (36mafia)

get shotgun, shoot the ape

Walk out

Check if my TV is still in there

"get your greasy jeri-curl off my couch, you dumb nignog."

that's not a jeri curl

Tell the nigga to get his Jheri curl ass off my couch before I have to take his ass back to Africa.

If He's cool I make a remake of Coming to America and cast him as the guy who does the Soul Glo commercials.

Is that Dr Who?

huh?

Can't be. No scarf.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

I'd say "Donald, get your Trump ass out of here and take your friend that's on the couch with you".

Make it eat alllll the eggs

Say "this isn't my apartment" and then leave

When the fuck did I get a couch and why is there a nude dude I don't know on top of it?
Did he break in, with a sofa just to wait around for me to find him.
That's a fucking elaborate way of introducing yourself.

Grab gun and shoot.

call police

>360 and walk away

another pic of him

Suck his big black cock

Go find the time machine that jheri-curl nig just crawled out of, so I can take it back to 2005 and buy 10 grand worth of GOLD...

it's not a jheri curl that's his natural hair

Now you're taking selfies in my mirror, what the hell are you doing in my house dude?
Also how did you get that sofa i here by yourself?

I don't care, he could sell Soul Glo if it was real.

Found him, thanks for the fap material OP

Either way, his hair is straight outta 1984...

Fucking THIS.