Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts talking shit to my face about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it.
Punched him right in his aluminum loving face.
I hate aluminum so god damn much.
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Walking home?
Are you poor?
>you deserved it
But aluminum is shiny.
Tungsten is the best metal you fags.
>Aluminum
I don't get how mericans just forgot the second i.
Also kek
Also aluminium ftw
Jesus, you fucks. Platinum.
tungsten master race.
I'd have gone off on him about bismuth
>all these dubs
But Copper is where it's at.
>arguing over aluminium and iron and not the superior titanium
They're both poor.
Tech death is the best metal.
metal? why not carbon fiber?
srs tho, tungsten is the badass of the metals
>Carbon based fuel
>Carbon based emissions
>Carbon based life forms
Jesus you meatbags are so unimaginative.
Do you even gallium? A metal which will become molten in your tea is aw-right.
Y'all is fags. Barium is where the money is
I second this
So you can not only not stir your tea, you can even drink it because there's some molten metal in the cup?
What a terrible material.
Titanium may be strong, but it's really lightweight too. Not good if you need to reinforce something.
why don't you come up with an original story, you fucking faggot?
You're all retarded, calcium is the fuckin god tier you proles
Silver, guys.
I kill all bacteria. Also the most conductive. Try to get on my level.
This is now a dubs thread.
Why not diamond that's a pretty good metal
Probably because it was originally called aluminum, dummy.
1 gram is like 14 grams dude, it's too heavy.
Bismuth is the man
Tell that to the guys who count on their titanium bathtub to keep their balls from getting shot off.
Alloys are the future.
But traveling at 400 miles per iron, it is definitely the superior metal
Iridium is master element. So elite that the only way it even exists on this planet is on a screaming ball of fire from the heavens, and can produce a steel harder than John Cena's abs.
Aaa-loo-min-ee-yum
Led is brutal
gold is heavy but you wouldn't reinforce something with it.
but mercury is only metal liquid under normal circumstances
>titanium bathtub
>Iron
>rebar graphene reinforced armor plating
Fucking normalfag
black metal is only metal
What's an example of something you need weight to reinforce something for?
The only thing i can think of is tanks since their difficulty to blow around is their selling point, but tanks aren't famed on their fuel economy.
>tech death
I like my metal like I like my coffee.
Osmium is densest
therefore osmium is the best
Ceramics are the future.
Wow, really great point. Being lightweight sure is a downside you dumb fucking piece of shit.
It's also poisonous to humans, why do you think the hat makers went mad back in the day?
You're the densest.
Nigger detected
Every metal in existence comes from nuclear fusion.
Except maybe lithium, but most of that too.
Plastics are the future.
That all depends on which normal.
because they couldn't handle the awesome power contained within the mercury
Fuck that, they make dinner plates out of ceramic.
The future is merely a concept of a persons mind, it doesn't actually exist
No, tank armor is constantly being improved upon, mostly to make it more lightweight while still offering protection.
Ah, you got me there
Plastics are already the past, and may prove to be our downfall. I'm sticking with ceramics.
I like pop
At least you faggots are reposting funny shit.
Zinc is the best metal
Guys someone call non-emergency line for police
fuck their shit up
whoops wrong thread
Diamond is the best metal. Cred Forums settled this question a long time ago, newfag.
They make body armor plates out of ceramic.
Ehh, no. Technetium can possibly come from neutron capture, but it can also come from uranium fission and only made synthetically.
low cost and high conduction? cool.
moderate cost and high combustion? magnesium!
Well ok but I dont see any of those guys getting quads.
Silver is the best clearly, that's what they used to slay vampires and shit with
lithium bitches
has a song about it
explodes in water
fuck you
Rhodium
floor tiles, knives, dental implants, surface mount electronic components, automotive brake pads and more
Me
Magnesium is pretty snazzy tbh
It can be made "naturally", it's just it isn't stable enough to be around this many billions of years after earth formed.
plutonium master race you shiny pussies and fags
>WITH THE BASS
>THE MIC
>THE TREBLE
>titanium fag
Titanium needs tungsten just to get hard in the morning.
Lithium doesn't explode in water, it's the least reactive alkali metal.
I hate to admit this ayyyylmao has a point...
Hard? Aww, poor little tungsten fag is trying to come up with nicer ways of saying "brittle"
I almost feel sorry for you.
>2016
>being this new
Ceramics belong in the home, like a woman.
I'm sorry to inform you user but I think your a little potassium deficient...
admantium
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All stupid, diamond 8s the best metal
Fucking silicon man.
I'm using it right now to promote silicon.
This message is being stored using silicon.
You're entire life was spent using silicon.
Problem?
You fucking retards
Diamond is the best metal
I just said that
What about rune, mithril, and addy. Those r my fav metals.
Is diamond 8 like ice VII?
I wonder how irrelevant runite is in runescape now.
Doesn't negate the fact you're a retard, you aluminum loving fuck.
Fake and gay
Can it
gallium > aluminum
No... Wait that's right the meme, yes yes it is!
Oh, so now you're into tin alloys? I knew you were a dirty little slut from the beginning.
Nuh uh nuh uh its real, brah! It's fuckin real
Best metal right here
Bismuth, fuck yeah!
Mmmmkay you're right, just gay then...
Alumiinum? That sounds retarded
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Mercury son
cuz gold is just pure shit right
>egdy
>gay rainbow color
>brittle
>useless
>cheap
Gold squad
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>2013+3
>not silently judging people from within your tungsten fortress
all of you should die in a fire. lead is the best metal of all
There we go
It's aluminium, not aluminum, you dubjacking ferrofag.
thank you for clarifying that senpai
Metal has been made obsolete by carbon nanotubes
You're all stuck in the past
The space age has no room for your excessive weight and un-necessarily large, inefficient molecular structures
Steel is best metal. I have:
> balls of steel
> abs of steel
> Pitsburg steel
> steel beams
Thorium is named after fucking thunder god, suck it other metals
OSMIUM MASTER RACE MOTHERFUCKERS. TOUGHEST DAMN SHIT YOU'LL EVER FIND
You are both degenerates, Titanium is best metal
>2016
Stale pasta is fresh again?
Ruthenium is the god of all metals bow down to it
I just came here to say tin sucks
Aluminum is way too reactive for me, I only use gold
It's not our fault the shit is so fucking versatile. I'm sorry we can't all have your fancy fucking crystal-silicon DNA and your pansy ass non-nitrogenous proteins substitutes.
OSMIUM! OSMIUM! OSMIUM! OSMIUM! (molybdenum is pretty cool too!) OSMIUM! OSMIUM!
You're just jealous my osmium shlong never goes soft like your fucking wimpy tin pecker.
Is there really any debate here? Diamond is the hardest metal. Therefore the best metal. Fucking newfags
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Arsenic is way classier than your liquid bullshit. Obviously arsenic is the superior metalloid.
FUCKING IDIOTS. SUPERCOOLED HYDROGEN IS BEST METAL CONFIRMED.
molybdenum is old and busted, I wouldn't wipe my worse enemies ass with that weak bullshit
M8 you oxidize and crumble into a pile of wimpy shit faster than anybody. Gold is just as conductive but never loses its imperial shine. Take your dull ass and leave before I breathe too hard and you catch fire.
hydrogen is not a metal.
Nice get
hydrogen in solid state would act like a metal
is this bait or are you retarded?
I'm not seeing a yes. Fucking niggers. Supercooled hydrogen and superheated hydrogen will one day rule the earth.
Supercooled hydrogen would be too expensive
We can't all have fucking social anxiety and anger issues like you. You're a one trick pony and you can't handle the pressure of real work without destroying everything. Come back when you've at least made something of yourself other than your one gig in Japan. Uranium and promethium are doing cool shit like making power and medicine and what are you doing? You couldn't even keep your job as a battery for people's hearts because you were too dangerous! You should be ashamed.
Magnesium is god tier.
>throw a bag of grandulated magnesium in a fire pit
>blind everyone.
>act like a metal
exactly, while it may display some metallic properties, it remains not a metal.
One day we will discover that aluminum is actually bad for you and causes neurological disorders
ok, I was gonna agree with you then you had to superheat the hydrogen, god damn piece of faggot cum booger cunt
>implying that iridium and Osmium aren't the best metals.
fucking Aluminium faggot
copper is kind of neat
>carbon
>metal
kek
are you talking about Steel? because that's fucking iron.
Fuck-off metalnigger.
This and Osmium, rarest metal and the densest and highest melting point. also Thorium because most energy dense element.
Because it's Aluminum, not Aluminium you faggotmouth. Learn to be not so fucking retarded you goddamn cockfuck. I should come over there and shove a shovel up you rectumhole you pretentious niggertree. I actually can't think of anything that pisses me off more than when I hear a britfag say Aluminium. Makes me want to wash their cockport with sandpaper and stomach acid. Jesus fucking christ you englandniggers are a fucking disgrace to the English language. I fucking hate you. All of you, with your terrible fucking teeth and your annoying faggotbutt accents. Why don't you just cucking kill yourself you dried up sheet of black-guy cum. It's aluminum
>being this triggered over spelling.
dense=fucking retard
TUNGSTEN CARBIDE
Aluminium.
Where are you from you fucking piece of shit?
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BEst metal is POTATO
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fuck you, spiderman. i do what i want.
Next you're gonna tell me that diamond is a metal.
dense=totally fucking rad
fuck you
Wtf u must be hi to come up with this thread hahahah
because Carbon master race
best element 2016
I only like caesium because it explodes
B-but user, Diamond is the best metal
Diamond is best metal !
you fucken monster
You ever play rock, paper, scissors? Rock beats metal every time.
Titanium AND Aluminum are the best metals.
Newfags...
Space.
no love for uranium?
>used to power shit
>can make bombs out of it
>slowly kills your enemies by simply existing near them
Silicon is the best metal.... fucking retarded nonchemists
Well 2 nukes didn't stop the japs
Good. Fucking stay there you fucking pissmouth. I'll fucking enjoy your cancerous carcass not being here on the same planet as me. The planet that uses the correct spelling for ALUMINUM you piece of goddamn trash.
Iron is the nigger race of all metals.
Everyone knows copper is the best metal. I mean shit, man, fuck it kills germs just by touching them. Name another metal that does that.
>implying silver doesn't
I'm pretty sure it's copper you ignorant pleb
Iron is like niggers and aluminum is like sand niggers
Do you deny the dubs of truth?
metalnigger detected
Old but I approve of the dubs
1 vote for gallium, because who needs to be useful when you can be cool?
>also gallium buttfucks aluminum
yay I got dubs didn't even notice I'm so good at this
god fucking dammit I suck at this
Aluminum a best because it's allomantically inert you queers.
Osmium anyone else
>all these faggots arguing about their shitty weak metals
HARDEST metal coming through
Alright guys, enough with the shit. We all know ruthenium is the superior metal
How was copper wire invented? Two Jews pulling at a penny
Nigger that shit is racist you fucking spic chugger
You like men?
Pb master race reporting in
Get the fuck out
My nigga...
I have acivil materials exam tomorrow. Part of it is aluminum versus steel. Aluminum has a better strength to weight ratio and is resistant to corrosion. The latter is of particular importance for structural applications. Steel wins out because it's stronger per unit area typically, but there's some bridges that use aluminum members.
It's all about the cobalt. Fuck other metals.
My Cred Forumseagle reporting in
i'm with you
Materials Engineerfag reporting, you all are autists
> Be FTW
nice carpet/rug
This.
Modern tank armor is titanium alloy. It's cut with CNC waterjets using garnet dust powder as an abrasive. Very lightweight relative to its strength.
Technically aluminum does 'rust'. While aluminum is one of the most common elements on earth, it is exceptionally rare unoxidized.
The top of the Washington monument is an aluminum pyramid because at the time it was the rarest metal known to man....
Tin master race reporting in
Try to uncap this and we talk again about your mighty calcium
Yes I would, faggot.
It wouldn't work, but I'd do it. Don't try to tell me what I wouldn't do.
Go Helium!!!
please go away
