7 decides what I say to this girl

and now we wait

Don't be faggot OP

Lol

8 decides next

...

Op fucking delivers!!!

Not a damn thing baby, something would be wrong with anyone who doesn't want to eat up your sweet peach booty

Did you know that french toast used to be called german toast?

This thread is already killin it

suck my dick and I'll suck yours

Sent. Awaiting reply now boys.

So what is your relation to this Maggie chick, OP?

2 decides next

I'm retarded forgot pic

2 still decides.

i want to succ my own cucked

I apologize. I don't know what came over me. My little brother sent that or something. Did it hurt?
......when you fell from heaven? ;)

Do this and i'm gonna kill all your family, fucking bitch.

I want to suck my cum out of your ass

i just nutted on ur photo from facebook

She and I are in a few classes together at community college.

niggers ruined this country

i hate niggers

Look, I'm just telling it how it is, Maggie...
Maybe it's the rum and coke... but still.
No need to switch groups or anything.

reroll

nice

Girl, don't be like that... You can't honestly say that you're not interested in me.

Or instead we could smoke some bomb ass weed, how's that sound?

chigga

Would you look at their picture, I wonder where they got it.

google, if i had to take a wild guess

winnah

Deliver

That doesn't keep my eyes off of you

If you switch groups i'm gona have to follow that delicious ass home. You wouldn't want that would you?

Deeeliiivveeerrr

I'll shove my foot so far up your ass if you switch groups.

Maggie. Im just gunna lay all my cards out on the table. I want you to sit on my face. Thats just how it is

I dont want to have to burn your house down , thats not what I wanna do with my day.

How about we just get this over with and move on with our lives?

If you change groups im telling everyone you raped me.

Op delivers

9 decides next. Make it good you guys.

WINRAR

We have a winner

Is it weird that i want to stuff rotten meat into your pussy then scoop it out with my toungue?!?

Sorry, haven't felt well today have the worst diarrhea. Something I ate.

With this pic

Send nudes

Lemme tell you why theoretical physics is bull shit, It only works because the jews at CERN say it works.

Annie is a fucking nigger who talks too much.

This one technically still counts because you hadnt changed the rules yet

Would it offend you if I was masterbating while I type this while thinking about plowing your poop shoot?

I'll jizz in your hair

I heard you have a cute little brother?

roll

This

?? that didnt win

I look at a lot of girls asses at this place

yours is the first one got me like this mags.

Roll

You fucking Chink go fuck yourself.

Don't talk to me anymore, nigger little pleb.

So will you comply? or do I need to force you to comply?

winrar

What's weird about a man with a baby dick wanting to rub it on your bum bum hole

My junk is ripe for you

>Would it offend you if I was masterbating while I type this while thinking about plowing your poop shoot?
Reroll

roll

Let me raw dog you in the back of my mom's van

OPPpPPpPpp

rell

Yeah well Annie is a cunt, just like you and the rest of your ilk

rollin

Annie needs to shuv it where the sun don't shine sweety

rolling for this

winrar

>
>>Would it offend you if I was masterbating while I type this while thinking about plowing your poop shoot?
Reroll

OP here, sending this one

Perfection

Annie doesn't know shit, do you want to go out with me or not.

...

Rollll

Winrarrrr

"I have a bird fetish. Can you stick feathers in your ass for me? ;)

OP Delivers what's best

Now we fucking wait.

SEVEN HAS SPOKEN

*pullsbout katana whilst laughing in a masculine manner* "what did you just say *makes first stab realize that I just killed such a pretty girl* *kill self to be with her*

I'm literally dying right now

>If you change groups im telling everyone you raped me.
Incredible

Good call OP now post dat shyt

raid?¡
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdv1XVQLBr7SyCdCFOa4qw8GMtj2ipt1hwBJzS8M90L2ERxOA/formResponse

what is this?

my keks are charged up OP, HURRY

Send the lyrics to nothin' but a g thang by Dr Dre ft. Snoop Dogg

a confesions page of my college, it's in spic language cos i'm spic

My spanish isnt that great but Ill try.

...

No

make your own thread man

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?

GO BACK TO SPICLAND, EL NIGGER.

kek just send stupid shit, maybe gore pictures

Lol

5 decides now

Send this pic

Fucking do it skank

Just an hero now OP

Since you're screen capping this why not include a picture of your anus. Get wayyyyy deep in there

Tell Annie that she can sit in my face too, I don't want her to be jealous, you know what I'm saying?

If you do, I'll make it look like you photo-shopped this convo. Let's not make hasty decisions Maggie.

...

Just sit on my face baby... i'll eat you out so hard and make you cum. you know it'll feel incredible.

My Confession

"Me masturbo en el dispensador de jabón damas"

English: I jerk off into the ladies soap dispensers

Don't be like that now... I was just kidding with the house thing and the rape accusation thing...

Do whaever the fuck you want, send it to the school board and tell annie to go fuck herself too, I won't stop until I get to lick that moisty butt crack of yours

aw shit win

Annie everything will be fine once you leave it to me and Maggie, you spic

this is exactly what (some other classmate, probably male) said you'd do

Reroll for this

My dad raped me when I was 6. Because of this I lay a nasty watery fart every time I eat cereal

kek

i wont stop, i can't stop i need your PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY PU PU PU PUUUUU SSSSIEEEEEH

If you won't sit on my face...then do you have any pictures from when you were 12 that you can send to me so I can masturbate to them? Please?

Uggg.
Now I have to go shopping for kerosene again and drag my ass over to your house.
Why do you make me do these things?
How hard is it to sit on someones face honestly? Just pretend im a chair.

I'm going to shove my dick inside you, next time I see you. Maybe even when youre home alone. Who knows, depends on my schedule.

Winzip

Girl I just can't get your scrumptious ass out of my head I just want to squeeze the living shit out of it. Send me a pic and I'll stop, I promise.

GO TELL THE POPE FOR ALL I CARE!!!

I identify as gender fluid. The school board can't touch me. Annie's just mad coz I decided to fuck guys for a while instead of her. Tbh I wasn't into her scat fettish

OP HERE. Sent it. Awaiting reply.

I actually feel like i can get in trouble now?

Tell her that yer acoustic cousin took your phone

Dude this was a terrible idea

You're past the realm of in trouble

LMFAO ACOUSTIC COUSIN

I paid your ex for nudes.
Is that how we wanna end this? A burned up ass house and your floppy titiies posted all over the school?

Be sensible annie.

Take a seat.

On my face.

Yeah just act like it wasn't you

That google traductor phrase LOL

Rip group project

Tell them you lost your phone, pretend like someone took it.

This thread is god tier. Let's keep this train rolling OP

Post a bunch of stupid bullshit on your facebook.

Send stupid texts to a couple other people.

Send out group text saying "insert idiot here" stole your phone

Boom. youre fine

This 1000x
You'll be fine, OP

Wait, you're in a group with her? Op has got some brass ones on him

Next tell her: "I'm sorry, my dad raped me several times when I was a child. I have issues. Please forgive me and don't get me in trouble. I will never do this again."

k new thread

raid???

>also

op don't be afraid, you can always an hero if shit hits the fan. op don't be a faggot, keep doing whatcha doin

this is wonderful.

This. Take this chance to send retarded shit to everyone else in your contacts too

make sure you send a stupid text to your mom too.
Then if the schoolboard call her shell say, yeah i got some stupid texts from user too. Unfortunatly that was someone else

Easy

Until she says she will actually get me in trouble I'll keep going because I didn't actually do anything?

8 decides next one.

Root phone download some shady OS download a fake virus remover from some shady site, boom hacked

Its time to send a picture of your dick

Sorry Maggie, my balls are still dry and chapped. Care to help ;)

Also don't use your phone in public for a few days.

K girl.... As a consolation priZe, just touch my doodle.

OP
How hot is she? Does she actually have a nice ass?

Next one:

Call her and tell your acoustic cousin stole your phone, pretend to be acoustic cousin and apologize, don't forget to record the call

I identify as gender fluid. The school board can't touch me. Annie's just mad coz I decided to fuck guys for a while instead of her. Tbh I wasn't into her scat fettish

wanna join me and my mom in a threesome

send dick pic and "What do you think? I wouldn't mind the opinion of a cute girl ;)"

don't you want my shrek sized dick in your face hoe?

Send nudes cunt!

Ballsy move

Reroll

Re-Roll

JESUS HITLER CHRIST ANNIE

Why are you making this so difficult for everybody.

Sit on this face dont spend the rest of your day picking through the ashes of your family home
I dont see the problem here

How about this? I take you to dinner to formally apologize for my drunken stupidity. No strings attached. My way of saying sorry.

send duck pic

roll

If you send anything to the school, I'll make it look like you photo-shopped this convo. Let's not make hasty decisions Maggie.

fsjal

Roll

Do it

WIN

winrar

the school board thinks u hvae a great ass too

Send picture of naked black guy and say this is my homie Jerome let's have a threesome

Do you know how easy it is for me to figure out where you sleep?

WINNER

Just fix the name to Maggie

good shit

Why is your name Maggie?
Are you an accident?
Is infinity equal to infinity?
Drugs are fun.

This is gonna be juicy. we're waiting OP

OP here. I sent it.

Waiting very anxiously now. Fucking annie

Any Annie but this Annie

Bump for interest

Maggie, you're such a bitch. I'm over here giving you compliments and your threatening me with 'the school board' if you don't act like a good girl and come sit on my face I'll tell everyone the truth... You trany hoe

Make sure youre sending stupid texts to at least 5 other people including your parents.

Cover your ass user.

Hot dogs at a Mardi gras parade in yo ass

Lol whatever

4 decides!

Call the police. But just to let you know my mom is a stripper

LOL PRANK'D™

send duck pic

Relax, I'm kidding. I would never burn your house down.

Better check your breaks from now on though.

Dick pic... do it now

Maggie, be reasonable. I'm just tryna lay some pipe. slay some tang. Eat ya cooch. Cum to me babe.

I want to blast you with my rock hard cock. I have black friends so I'm not racist

WINRAR

reroll

Roll for this

God dammit

DO IT OP

WINNARRRRRRRR

user quick turn off your location services.

Duck pic duck pic!

send dick pic

I can't help it, I just want to eat your ass like a real nigga, like I asked for it on death row, yenno?

Maggie , Maggie , Maggie

The police wont save your house, they wont be able to quell this throbbing erection.

The only thing that could save the day , is your sloppy pussy.

On my face.

Ok, forget about the burning house thing. Lets just stick to the part where you sit on my face.

OP here. sending dick pic. awaiting response.

too early?

No fucking way

legend?

No it isn't, no it isn't..

Please be smart enough to send someone else's duck

The myth

The Legend

play of the century

Op you are a boss

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise. I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given. "Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. He is only jealous, jealous of my devotion to Shrek. I call him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to my room. I am crying now, because my face hurts. I go into my bed and it is very cold. I feel a warmth moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I am so happy! he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready for Shrek. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now." Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love, I say. Shrek is life.

Maggie listen, don't fuck with me little bitch, sit the fuck down on my face, or you'd better have a damn fire extuingisher handy
Speaking of handy, I'm armed with the power of thousand suns, I got enough literal fire power to cook your whole family up and you'd think it was an exhibit in a Holocaust museum
Don't fuck with me, put please fuck me

user now you really have to cover your ass. If she's under or you are under18 that shit counts as child pornogrophy

What a fucking boss

Someone start screen capping thus could be great

I want to believe

Post the rest.

They go to college together so they have to be adults, unless if their in some HS dual enrollment program which is unlikely.

Good job op

I Belive, OP!!

On it

And now, we wait

Can someone put this one r/Cred Forums please!????

404
404

i wanna be in the screencap

JUST DO IT!!!

Shut the fuck up

He didn't send shit, op is a faggot

Now may be a good time to start filling your FB with weird shit.

Update damnit. Update

Inb4 OP actually gets that sweet booty planted on his face, or... the piggies come to harass him.

Based op

Hi screencap, bm here.

Kill yourself

Am I racist if I have black friends

This is solid gold

Dammit I should have known

Nice troll. Or he fell asleep by the drugs he took or da gal didnt respond

Yes

Am I racist if I have black friends?

I wanted to believe.

Am I racist if I have black friends haha??

Blacked out my dick for the cap you dont need to see it.

what do i do now

...

OP is god tier

Do u like it bby?

respond OP

Wow fuck

Ask her out on a date faggot

I believe

Your turn bae

THE MAN

I needed this. Fuck you op

Op you're a fucking legend

Post stupid stuff on Facebook cover your ass

You're fucked now Ricky

Winrar

im shaking. i went too far can i still do the fb thing

MADMAN
A
D
M
A
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Slit wrists, this was the greatest moment of your life and now it's over

Your turn, my love... Show me that glorious ass

I'm going to keep harassing you until you either sit on my face or lose your household

The fact you're responding tells me you don't mind. Now, are you going to show me your pussy?

Either make some shit up now or just continue and cover your ass later by saying someone stole your phone

Haha fuck yes

Do eeeeet

...

Am I racist if I have black friends????

Send her a fucked up gore pic, saying "this will be you if you tell anyone. Do you know how easy it is to figure out where you live?"

Man up faggot

Do you know of the sharpie initiative?

Nice trips! You're still fucked, though.

don't just stop at dick op.
send e v e r y t h i ng

Winrar

Tell her you playing hard to get only makes you want that tasty bubblegum pussy even more..

>Stalin told me to do this

I wanna put my Peanus Weanus inside Yo bootyhole. Just like I did YO MAMA

I have autism so I'm not sure how to talk to people really but I have always loved you Maggie to be honest. I just didn't know how to tell you I'm so afraid.

Oh shit.

Please, I am lonely and desperate and I've been raped and abused by my father. I just need some warmth in my life. If you sit on my face, I promise I will leave you alone for the rest of my life. If you grant me this one moment of happiness, I won't have to kill myself next week like I was planning.

these

You need a number.
Otherwise, just message her..
"Listen, Maggie, I don't mean it literally. That'd be fucking crazy. I just mean that I will burn every relationship you have. I will burn every bridge you've built. I will make your life hell, but I would never hurt you. I'd never hurt anyone. I just love your ass, Maggie, and I want it in my face. Is that REALLY so much to ask? I mean, fuck, you could just come over and study at my place. Just use my face as your seat. It's a win-win."

Post something like. Hey guys I lost my phone earlier today and I've been told by a few people that someone is messaging people harassing them.

I'm in the middle of trying to figure out who has my phone.

Winrar

Nice dubs! OP is still fucked, though.

Don't respond, post something stupid on fb, wait till tomorrow and call to apologize, say you were drunk.

Use

Rolllll

i'm retarded

YO SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT

roll.

OP here

new thread
continuing here

ROLL. What are we rolling for anyway?

rolling

Rolling for this. Solid response

Tryin agian

Don't you dare back peddle.
Ask her out.

OP is my spirit animal

roolll

Op it's never to late to an hero

you have 2 options, user
1: make shit up completely and staty sending messages like this to every single contact in your phone. then in the middle of texting everyone, post to social media or whatever or get a bro to cover for you and say your phone was stolen and you have no idea whose been sending those messages. lie straight through your teeth
or
2: straight up kill yourself. not even joking. there is no other option

New Thread

He sent his own dick. By background she prob can tell that is him, also by clothes. I think he should run something like drunk/autism/mental problems.
Idk tho

Ask her out you're already in deep shit may as well complete the journey.

Bump

ur already fucked op just go all out

Op if you do the Facebook thing stick with it no matter what keep up the lie until Satan himself gives you a fist bump.

be my gf plz.