>be me >sophomore in math class >half freshman and half sophomore >placed next to qt3.18 freshie >hnnng fucking legs >flips hair around and bumps into me most of class likes it nothing >raging boner literally all class >make small talk over first few weeks of school in class >when we talk my boner just gets bigger >pretty good at hiding it or she would of definitely noticed it by now >one day drops pencil whilst we are working together on assignment >spends a good 10 seconds under the desk
Cont?
Daniel Ortiz
Sure
Samuel Allen
continue user my boy
Adrian Nelson
>Cont?
you're the worst kind of attention seeking faggot OP type your story in advance and then post all of it no one wants to sit in your shitty thread with only your retarded OP pic to look at
don't bother posting the rest I'm done here
Jaxon Young
Yeah why not
Ian Clark
Continue faggot
Luke Ross
continue
Jack Evans
continue cunt
Jaxon Torres
>rises back up and glares at me with fuck me eyes for a few seconds (too stupid to realize at the time, even though I was always horny af) >confused.jpg >we do a few more math problems >realize my dick was literally out >usually hid it in shorts down my leg (idk I was fucking weird) >tfw my left short was all the way up >tfw she was staring at my cock >realize this >class ends >she gets up, looks at me again, then walks out of class >sitting there contemplating what just happened >its Friday so go home and jack off like crazy during weekend to her FB >message her but no response
typing the rest
typing it out right now retard
Christian Foster
rock on OP lets hear it
Chase Jenkins
bump
Adam Fisher
freal we need more dank stories
Bentley Smith
Here is pic of toe hair enjoy
Luis Edwards
fag
Luis Clark
its the nutshack its the nutshack its the nutshack its the nutshack its the nutshack its the nutshack its the nutshack its the nutshack its the nutshack ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK ITS THE NUTSHACK
Ethan Jones
Wait I didn't quite catch that. Its the what?
Gavin Ross
>Monday >walk into class >sit down >horny and nervous at the same time >she walks in >talks to friend a bit then sits down >does that cute fucking smile "hey, user" then sits down >small talk >harder then fucking diamonds >do math >teacher assigns project >she darts her eyes over and asks if I want to work with her >try to play it off cool "sure" >too beta to ask what happened last class >boner is harder than even before >bell rings, she stops me in hallway "user we could get a head start, maybe I could come over Wednesday?" >voice almost trembling "uhh yeah sure, Wednesday, for sure" >smiles and walks off with friend >run to bathroom and fucking explode in excitement, fuck I was such an autist
typing last part bois
Jaxson Sullivan
I come bearing gifts Cred Forums.
Angel Ward
More text while you wait for fagOP to finish
Levi Hall
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Liam Young
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Dylan Rodriguez
bullshit story, let's raid
Brody Wilson
>run to bathroom and fucking explode in excitement, fuck I was such an autist >was
Mmhmm
Ayden Rogers
hell
Ayden Robinson
get thread?
Ryder Allen
...
Cooper Reed
>tuesday >no math today >can't focus on school at all >thinking about her coming over all day >Wednesday >math class first class in morning >confused on math due to not focusing because of qt3.19 >"yeah could you help me with this, its kind of hard" >"haaaaard?" She says in the sexiest fucking way "this is so easy user" >"yeah I just haven't been able to study, kinda busy aha" >she reminds me "oh yeah I need your number if I'm coming over, we can do the project and then I'll help you study" >boner is now literally a rock >class ends, she says "see you after school, text me your address" >can't stop thinking about her through whole day >school ends >go home >text her address >15 mins later "on my way :)" >sperging out >her moms car or something pulls up >waves her off >she's looking hot as fuck >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
Lucas Scott
OP is dead and we killed him
Joseph Sanders
fucking sick dude
Zachary Nguyen
>fuck I was such an autist Yep, that's it, there is no way this story actually happened, be prepared for shitpost or just flat out lies
John Hernandez
You called it bro
Liam Howard
God fucking damnit i read the end first by accident
Eli Butler
This is now a gay thread go
Jacob Cruz
wow nice job predicting it AFTER the ending was posted
Mason Ortiz
>sawitcomingfromfirstpost/10 come on man, if a hot girl saw your dick in the middle of class she would have laughed so hard and told everyone, you would have killed yourself out of shame
Dylan Watson
Probably the worst shitpost I've ever seen
Lucas Long
fuck you op
Juan Walker
God damnit im going to sleep
Oliver Murphy
>Be Me cont?
Andrew Allen
sure
Liam Robinson
Yus plz. Enticing story so far 9000+1/10
Hudson King
>Kill yourself The End.
Landon Howard
"10/10..."-Me "Sure to become a NY bestseller..."-some other fag. "I'm gay"-OP
Bentley Morgan
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Hudson Flores
RIP thread. Niw noone will apreciate my mediocre joke
Daniel Adams
Good shit
Andrew Long
I hate you, I bonered out of excitement and then you killd it in cold blood
Aaron Jenkins
Hey you said that joke thing, hahaha I remember that one from facebook! Be sure to cap this one and share it! It's hilarious!