Be me

>be me
>sophomore in math class
>half freshman and half sophomore
>placed next to qt3.18 freshie
>hnnng fucking legs
>flips hair around and bumps into me most of class likes it nothing
>raging boner literally all class
>make small talk over first few weeks of school in class
>when we talk my boner just gets bigger
>pretty good at hiding it or she would of definitely noticed it by now
>one day drops pencil whilst we are working together on assignment
>spends a good 10 seconds under the desk

Cont?

Sure

continue user my boy

>Cont?

you're the worst kind of attention seeking faggot OP
type your story in advance and then post all of it no one wants to sit in your shitty thread with only your retarded OP pic to look at

don't bother posting the rest I'm done here

Yeah why not

Continue faggot

continue

continue cunt

>rises back up and glares at me with fuck me eyes for a few seconds (too stupid to realize at the time, even though I was always horny af)
>confused.jpg
>we do a few more math problems
>realize my dick was literally out
>usually hid it in shorts down my leg (idk I was fucking weird)
>tfw my left short was all the way up
>tfw she was staring at my cock
>realize this
>class ends
>she gets up, looks at me again, then walks out of class
>sitting there contemplating what just happened
>its Friday so go home and jack off like crazy during weekend to her FB
>message her but no response

typing the rest

typing it out right now retard

rock on OP lets hear it

bump

freal we need more dank stories

Here is pic of toe hair enjoy

fag

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Wait I didn't quite catch that. Its the what?

>Monday
>walk into class
>sit down
>horny and nervous at the same time
>she walks in
>talks to friend a bit then sits down
>does that cute fucking smile "hey, user" then sits down
>small talk
>harder then fucking diamonds
>do math
>teacher assigns project
>she darts her eyes over and asks if I want to work with her
>try to play it off cool "sure"
>too beta to ask what happened last class
>boner is harder than even before
>bell rings, she stops me in hallway
"user we could get a head start, maybe I could come over Wednesday?"
>voice almost trembling "uhh yeah sure, Wednesday, for sure"
>smiles and walks off with friend
>run to bathroom and fucking explode in excitement, fuck I was such an autist

typing last part bois

I come bearing gifts Cred Forums.

More text while you wait for fagOP to finish

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bullshit story, let's raid

>run to bathroom and fucking explode in excitement, fuck I was such an autist
>was

Mmhmm

hell

get thread?

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>tuesday
>no math today
>can't focus on school at all
>thinking about her coming over all day
>Wednesday
>math class first class in morning
>confused on math due to not focusing because of qt3.19
>"yeah could you help me with this, its kind of hard"
>"haaaaard?" She says in the sexiest fucking way "this is so easy user"
>"yeah I just haven't been able to study, kinda busy aha"
>she reminds me "oh yeah I need your number if I'm coming over, we can do the project and then I'll help you study"
>boner is now literally a rock
>class ends, she says "see you after school, text me your address"
>can't stop thinking about her through whole day
>school ends
>go home
>text her address
>15 mins later "on my way :)"
>sperging out
>her moms car or something pulls up
>waves her off
>she's looking hot as fuck
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

OP is dead and we killed him

fucking sick dude

>fuck I was such an autist
Yep, that's it, there is no way this story actually happened, be prepared for shitpost or just flat out lies

You called it bro

God fucking damnit i read the end first by accident

This is now a gay thread go

wow nice job predicting it AFTER the ending was posted

>sawitcomingfromfirstpost/10
come on man, if a hot girl saw your dick in the middle of class she would have laughed so hard and told everyone, you would have killed yourself out of shame

Probably the worst shitpost I've ever seen

fuck you op

God damnit im going to sleep

>Be Me
cont?

sure

Yus plz.
Enticing story so far 9000+1/10

>Kill yourself
The End.

"10/10..."-Me
"Sure to become a NY bestseller..."-some other fag.
"I'm gay"-OP

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RIP thread. Niw noone will apreciate my mediocre joke

Good shit

I hate you, I bonered out of excitement and then you killd it in cold blood

Hey you said that joke thing, hahaha I remember that one from facebook! Be sure to cap this one and share it! It's hilarious!

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