how can a 20 year old in the US, nowhere near the border, score just one bottle of liquor? that's all I want to hold me until I turn 21. fake id would be a retarded waste of money, so would paying a hobo $20 for a $23 bottle of liquor.
inb4 steal/wait/move to another country, fuck off un-clever faggot
Joseph Morales
You're 20 years old and you don't know anyone 21+ who would buy you a bottle?
Jordan Bell
"Hey Mister. . ."
Nathaniel Robinson
Ask a friend who's over 21 or has a fake. If you got no friends to do that for you, getting a bottle a liquor isn't your only issue.
Nolan Brown
OP you are 20 years old and you don't have a friends that's 21? Jesus you don't even have to know them that well
Jayden Scott
kys it's the only way. 42 virgin bottles in heaven
Brody Taylor
Where do you live?
Nathan Hughes
This
Grayson Green
Giving a hobo money is a bad idea imo. I've never done it, but what's stopping him from walking in, buying the booze and walking off with it? If you want it back you can't do shit. Can't call the cops, and if you try to take it by force it's assault.
Nathaniel Williams
Nigger really
stop pussying out
No hobo would ask for $20
I paid $5 plus change for a fella to buy me a 6 pack when i was 20.
gtfo fag
Asher Wright
Forgot to address this one. I literally just moved states and I'm out of school (finished) and only working sporadically for people way older than me that aren't quite that cool.
Ayden Bennett
portland
Jonathan Garcia
It's called "knowing people", faggot. I got alcohol all the time from when I was 18.
I was in college and did some retard's homework for him and he'd give me booze in return. I knew so many other ppl and gave them some cash so they could buy some shit. Most of the time they kept like $5, sometimes they brought me the change.
Sebastian Rogers
Where'd you move to? And just out of curiousity, why would you move states to somewhere you (A) don't know anyone, and (B) are only working sporadically?
When I was 23 I packed up all my stuff and moved states and it worked out FANTASTIC, but I also didn't have much to lose.
Jack Sullivan
Make your own.
Grayson Reed
You're foreign and don't know anybody here? What the fuck man? You must be the most boring man in the world.
Alexander Cooper
Give a hobo or a cool uncle $20 for a $14 1.75L of Phillips Gin. Scrounge up $3 more and get a liter of diet tonic water and lime juice. $23 and you can drink for awhile.
Caleb Turner
I lived in a place where it was -20 or lower for a high for weeks and weeks out of the year. It was the most miserable, depressing thing ever to have 8 months of winter, 1 month of spring, 2 months of summer, and 1 month of fall. When I got out of school there was no better opportunity that I could think of to move
Camden Allen
read my post again you fucking idiot
Kevin Kelly
there are tons of homeless people here. think $30 would be enough for a $24 bottle of rum?
Carson Gonzalez
What kind of booze do you want? I might be able to help.
Brayden Campbell
Again, you are really a boring ass faggot. I know a LOT of foreigners here in the states (20+) that have just graduated and they have a shit ton of contacts.
Brandon Powell
1.75 of regular captain morgan
Charles Gonzalez
OK let me explain it. I'm not foreign. I lived in one state, then after school I moved to another state. I moved STATES, not INTO the states kek
Lucas Robinson
Right on man, best of luck. Couple pointers:
(A) asking some semi-poor looking hipsters / randos could definitely work. wouldn't ask them directly outside of a gas station though, maybe some place around the corner. try not to make yourself look like a narc, and offer to pay for booze for them too.
(B) when I was under 21 I was able to buy booze underage several times without getting carded at certain gas stations. I just acted confident, asked how their day was going, etc. If they asked for my card I pretended I didn't have it on me and left.
I've gone over the idea of just hitting up a bunch of stores until one doesn't card me, but I figure the chances are plenty high that I'll just get carded at 20 different stores in a row and have ended up wasting a day.
We always asked people outside liquor stores. Just ask people who look between 20-40 to buy you a bottle with the cash in hand. Preferably white males but whoever you are comfortable talking to. We got a lot of no's but noone ever told on us.
Andrew Ramirez
>americans can't be trusted with alcohol untill they are 21
Nathaniel Reed
I'm going to find another email, the service I picked doesn't let me send emails. Give me a few minutes, I'll contact you and quote the original
Cooper Long
If you try it I strongly recommend gas stations run by Indians or Pakistanis in semi-sketchy areas. Make it obvious up front that you're paying cash (like have the cash in your hand when you walk up). Beer is going to be easier to get than liquor.
Logan Richardson
ok
Ayden Ross
I never tried this and I wouldn't buy for someone who hey-mistered me outside a store... but I can vouch that I wouldn't bother to rat someone out for asking
Landon Perry
You and I both know that Americans have a fetish for safety over freedom.
Chase Nelson
Can always buy online and have it shipped to your place
Dominic Morgan
I've bought beer for strangers. We've all been there man.
Anthony Myers
Oh, and here's one more (maybe dumb) recommendation: I'd always buy some snacks at the same time, like chips, twinkies, etc. My thought process at the time was that maybe it would make the cashier less suspicious (how many underage people would buy a bunch of snacks at the same time as trying to buy beer?)
Lucas Powell
it's more of a remnant of the temperance movement than anything else. most people here agree that it's stupid and should be lowered but very few politicians are willing to take the issue on.
Ryder Cox
Bump
Ryder Jackson
this
pull up cash in hand and know what you want. drive through farm stores and offbrand convenience stores in the ghetto never card. the only thing they are concerned about is getting ATF stinged/popo. If you can't get it from them, usually there is a hobo/magical black person sitting right at the door who is the stores de facto way to sell to underage kids; you hand him the money, he hands the money to the owner, owner hands him the beer, he hands the beer to you. for a cheap drunk as fuck, go for 4locos and steel reserve blk berry/fruit punch OP. it's malt liquor thats grape flavored. one 4loco is like 12% abv and a pint and a half. Or stick to light beer; easier to drink and usually 5-6% abv.
other option is to get a fucking job and have a over 21 employee buy you liquor after work. or someone's brother. the homeless buying liquor for you thing also works but you'll probably end up getting robbed every once in a while where they just walk off with your 20.
Chase Anderson
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Nolan Morales
you and your friends beating the shit out of him and taking it and no one caring because he was a homeless guy
are you the kind of idiot who says things like "whats stopping you from taking the drugs and the money"? the answer is getting fucking murdered or beaten. The lack of law means the capacity to commit violence is the rule of the land. not that difficult to understand
Luke Torres
Hobos, the sane ones, are still opportunists. The insane ones are something much worse.
Austin Wood
having a couple of highschoolers 3x a week giving you 10 bucks to buy them a 24 pack is worth more than taking the 20 and running with the risk of 3 guys kicking the shit out of you. Now you may find a knife wielding crazy homeless guy but thats on you for not choosing one of the normal alkies hanging out behind the convenience store.
Nolan Gonzalez
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Daniel Hall
yeah honestly i wouldn't worry about it as long as you don't ask someone who's super crazy and/or on crack at that moment
Ryder Hughes
>be me 14 >internetting with some milf from many states away >tell her its my birthday soon >sends me a jack daniels gift set via ups
it was pretty sweet to score that from her, we never actually met irl ever though
Bentley Taylor
ha, nice user. I was actually considering making that offer for OP but there's no way to safely exchange contact info
Ethan Bennett
fake emails
Lincoln Nelson
eh, make a throwaway gmail for paypal, ship to po box.
Camden Howard
>milf it was a dude but hey you got some booze in exchange for pictures of your cawk
Xavier Ortiz
That was quite clear you autistic fuck. The point he's making is that even foreigners are more capable of getting in contact with your countrymen than you are, you're just a pathetic waste of a human life. Also OP can't inb4 faggot.
Easton Peterson
no, definitely was a milf we had phone sex several times and cam to cam masturbated to each other.
Kevin Bailey
I bought booze at the liquor store when I was 20. It's all about confidence, know that you're gonna get carded so offer it up before they even ask. Be nice and chat up the cashier while you look over stuff; ask them about their recommendations to distract them. I doubt most cashiers even look closely at the date.
Hudson Peterson
fuck you I can do whatever I want bitch
Nathaniel Price
thats why under 21 IDs are up-down and 21+ IDs are left-right in most states
it's mostly about location, timing, and mannerisms/dress I've never been carded buying liquor in a work uniform or late at night ~9-11 or in the ghetto at a black run liquor store. I was over 21 at the time but barely.
Connor Long
Find a homeless drunk offer him 5 or 10 bucks to get u a bottle fucktard bombs will fight to the death for $10 he'll get you a bottle and if you play your cards right probably suck your little faggot dick
Jayden Torres
That's what friends are for.. luckily I was the youngest so I always had people to buy it for me. Your parents/siblings/friends won't buy it for you?? I know it sucks to ask but it's the easiest option.