No way out

That feel when a Cred Forumsro becomes a sex offender for the keys.

Checked

Czech'ed

Honestly, saying you lost your phone and someone has it is probably the best, but you gotta make shit look like a fucking mess everywhere. Not just a single conversation. Plus, if a phone stolen, often times it isn't recovered, so throw it in a fucking river I'm a few days, suffer with no phone until then, and buy a new one.

rerol.

This. pull this to cover your ass, then go full radio silence.

Why dont you give out her info and let Cred Forums change her mind?

Don't respond, post something stupid on fb, wait till tomorrow and call to apologize, say you were drunk... that or "I have autism so I'm not sure how to talk to people really but I have always loved you Maggie to be honest. I just didn't know how to tell you I'm so afraid."

Now what.

I went rouge.

6 choose what now.

someone post the screencap!

Don't fucking back peddle.
She digs the abrasive comments.
Man up.

if you dont reply to this message your mother will die in her sleep

mfw

legend

posted this on the other thread.

you have 2 options, user
1: make shit up completely and staty sending messages like this to every single contact in your phone. then in the middle of texting everyone, post to social media or whatever or get a bro to cover for you and say your phone was stolen and you have no idea whose been sending those messages. lie straight through your teeth
or
2: straight up kill yourself. not even joking. there is no other option

roll for

That's cute. Really think you'll make it until morning?

Nice.

I can't imagine there is really anything the school can do.. I'm guessing most cops can do is tell you to leave her alone. Mad props OP

There are no cops where you're going, missy.
ALLAHU AKBAR

"I will kill myself."
Treat it like insanity then. Sit in a room for a few days then you're solid.

fuck the notorious hacker Cred Forums is in my phone

rolling for this:

Well that's fantastic! You, Mr. Lawrence and the cop can all take turns sitting on my face

reroll

is this chick serious? she's going to call the cops over dick pics? like nigga just leave the group.

op is making history

Wheres the dick pic?

I was gonna eat that sweet ass, but now you're gonna get a good old fashioned anal raping

No, not yet. The time is not right

Let me cum in that pussy you hooker I'll give you a bump of coke

God rest your soul OP

Previous Thread Pleb

Never go rouge. Should've went bleu

Damn OP you're fucked

You know we both need each other in our lives. sit on face?

win. here we go

OP Inform us of your counter measures so we can assist accordingly.

All of this is probably fake but dammit I'll see it to the very end!

Die like a hero OP.

roll for rip opie

O well at least I can die in peace now thanks for the fun Hun

Only hope is to go with the lost phone plan.. You had that dick pic in your phone and whom ever stole it used said pic.. Cover your ass.. A few other weird posts or texts wouldn't hurt either..

*an faggot

I'm horny, comply. We both need this.

This is suicide.

Surprise, Maggie! You're on candid camera:

This is so fake but I don't care.

OP, please read.
I think that u cant pretend that u lost your phone, bc of the dick pic, she can tell by the background and clothes that is you.
You should pretend mental problems or being really drunk, maybe mixed.
Good luck OP

You got this op

OP this might get you out of trouble, maybe: roll

Xwn?

Battle strat OP. Battle strat.

Nice dubs tho.

I cant get in real trouble if I didn't so anything right?

You guys choose the next thing I send. No rope, whatever is the best.

Fucking Genius.

Back up your Contacts on to your computer. Restore the phone then throw it in a river and or smash it. Leave no trace

You're gunna have to break your phone OP...and hide it where it can't be found. Only way out.

a faggot*

Or he could say that he had a dick pic on his phone the theif found. If it really came to that.

But i didnt actually do anything how could i get in trouble? it isnt illegal nothing i did is illegal

Burn and bury OP. Burn and bury.

No Maggie, it's a promise.

>ask girl to sti on face
>she takes it as a threat

i swear to fuck man

Try the sad backstory, see if you can get sympathy:

Does a bear shit in the woods?? Do Catholics love little boys?? AM I GOING TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DONT SIT ON MY FACE??

OP, just tell the truth and send pictures of thread, thats the best way out

That depends if a certain silly girl decides to contact law enforcement tomorrow. But it would take a silly, silly girl. Wouldn't it?

Will you date me please.

The court system favours women. If a women wants you in jail you will be OP. Shell claim sexual assault and harassment.

You can get in trouble for making threats, so you will have to bullshit your way out of this as best as you can.

This one, OP

Hey Maggie you know that family your so fucking fond of if your ass is not on my face in the next hour you should get ready for a closed casket service

Oh, it's a threat, baby. Getting a bit turned on, now?

This would probably be the best course of action. But if she already sent the messages to this Mr. Lawrence guy, then OP is more than likely fucked anyways.

You've made threats and exposed yourself to her OP. Sexual Harassment and threats. If she screencaps she has proof to back it up.

Destroy and Bury the phone dude. Or take a chance and find out the hard way,

OP here WHAT DO I SAY should i seriously just tell her it was a joke?

Donde esta la biblioteca

O sorry that was my friend lol he's so Rarw XD random

Yeah, but if for some reason they found it the pic has date and time. If so, he should totally hide it, broke it shouldnt be an option, the one who got the phone is using it for fun, not breaking it, why rob it then?
He should tell that he has been robbed and he got told that somebody has been sending weird texts all via facebook.
Think that is a good plan, your call OP

newfag reporting in

what's all this about? someone care to recap?

Let's send OP to jail

OP. STOLEN PHONE. LIE. DENY.

Honesty can be the best policy...
You know this shit is going to be screen capped and guaranteed to be thrown on reddit.

Cut and run OP

I'm sure they'd find a charge for you somehow.. Cover your ass..

just send her this thread and the one before it.

be honest, unless you want to spend the rest of your life with your balls on backwards in jail

Gotta keep it going op and then say you lost your phone

OP, I promise that if you tell the truth, tomorrow your life will go back to being as normal as it can get. This is one Cred Forumstards promise to another. I love you OP, best wishes

Tell her it was a joke but you did it because you secretly love her and ask her out

yes.

Op fucked up

Excuse me, mansplainers of the board Cred Forums, I'd just like to say that while you are always a basket of deplorables, this thread has crossed the line. I have reported all of you for bullying. Thank you.

OP, that's not that half bad of a plan

And delete every ss and everything that traces back to Cred Forums

Like I said OP if she sent the messages to Mr. Lawrence, you might be royally fucked anyways.

Read you lazy illiterate fuck

Easiest cop out is you got drunk with a friend and he "stole" your phone and fucked with someone.
Believable.

has anyone capped all of this i need this

post pics of Maggie

Por ahi

OP let Cred Forums decide fate of texts to group member
sent duck
got reported to teacher
OP is kill.

OP started texting girl random bullshit
eventually sent dick pic
now threatening to kill her and burn down her home

op harasses a chick, threatens to burn her house down if she won't sit on his face, more threats and a dick pic later op has fucked his whole life and faces jail time lol

Still doesn't explain the dick pic.

GO WITH THE SOB STORY:

No way out.

No, OP became a legend

I say bullshit your way out, only because she sent an email to Mr. Lawrence (teacher?) already.

send thread pics OP. the truth is the way out

Could have already been on the phone, unless you can somehow see the timestamp on the picture in an easy way.
I don't mean EXIF data and shit, it's a dumb white bitch.

If done correctly it could even lead to a conversation with the poor girl. This false situation of a stolen phone could in fact lead to her actually sitting on your face.

>make up story about faggot neckbeard hacking your phone and fucking with her
>or just tell her the truth

WINRAR!!!!

AND SHE HAS ALREADY SEEN YOUR DICK!

Post it linked to just got deleted. The sob story said something like this:

I'm sorry I have been harassing you, I'm just lonely and desperate. I've been raped and abused by my father. I desperately need to feel warmth and love. If you sit on my face, I promise I will leave you alone for the rest of my life, and that I won't kill myself next week like I was planning on doing.

Not true. Gotta ditch the phone OP.

Sorry Maggie, I just really like you but I don't know how to show it. I was just so scared to talk to you that I had to ask a group of people what to say.

Update us, OP

Impossible. All you have to do is look at the details of the picture and other says what time the picture was taken.

am female, can confirm this makes panties drop

I CANT THROW AWAY MY FUCKING PHONE RETARDS THAT WONT HELP

you are not

Man up Op tell the truth

r a i d
f l o o d
r e a l l y
f u n

You done fucked up dude

YOU INSULTED THE HOE YOU FUCKING TARD GO BACK TO /X/ JESUS CHRIST

Go through with it all the way OP and say it was a joke at the end, tell her she just got filthyprankd

You're really sticking with this, huh OP?

just kill yourself OP. its the only way out

Dude you should have lied your ass out of that mess.

OP is either going Full Retard or playing us.

Go with the lost phone plan. Like stated previously could end up having a real conversation with the girl. Plus cover your ass. Just be nice

OP, take your ass and calm it down. Play the abuse card, and start sending out weird shit to others. It can be redeemed.

YOU'RE FUCKED MAN

Ohhhhh myyyyyy goddddddd op

oh op, I feel for you.
You took the easy way

Now send a pic of your little cousins prick or I'll cut your breaks.

It's ok OP, just close your eyes, everything will be ok. *literally crying*

THE FUCKING MADMAN

...

That'll calm her down. You're fucking golden now! Crack a beer, sit back, call it a good fucking night.

OP: roll

Dammit OP, you could've said it was a joke but you had to call her a bitch?? You fucked up dude.

Send more dick pics!

You're too deep OP. I tried to grab your hand as you fell....but now I can only watch as you flail away.

I know it's not a joke. Leave your door unlocked

show her the thread

Okay I said I lost my phone now fucking what

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Try calling her OP, get this shit sorted out. Send her the thread.

Op if she really already reported you then the truth won't work unless the person on the board of directors is chill. I'd recommend going to her house raping her and forcing her to sit on your face ... If you're going to jail anyway why not get what you wanted in the first place

OP you are such a tard but im still praying for you

we threw you a lifeline OP. we helped you, went on this journey with you
but you have reached a transcendental level of faggot. theres no helping you.

Send her link to thread, go all the way OP and hope for the best

dubs of truth

>filthypranks, what can I say? I just couldn't resist

You're in the clear OP. You can rest easy now.

Please tell me this is fake

You're a fucking idiot OP

NOOOOOO OP HOW COULD YOU

just show her the fucking thread

OH GOD WHY!!?!!?

Protip: being willing to do this to another person (i.e. verbal and sexual assault just because it's digital doesn't make it not both) legitimately qualifies you for having a mental illness. OP, you don't have to fake a goddamn thing. Seek help from a therapist and talk about your need to control others.

She's gonna know you're contradicting yourself. You need to calm down man, you're making big mistakes.

Dude is clearly Trolling us Bullshit

...

Wow

You went from legend to full on autist tard in like 2 minutes

Oh my fucking god

WINRAR!!!!!!!11!!!

Just give her the link..It's your only hope now OP.. May Santa Jesus God have mercy on your soul..

If all else fails... I think this user is on to something. Nice thinking.

OP im praying 4 u.
But u have been a tard in your last answer

No, then Cred Forums will be found out

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. GO WITH THE SOB STORY:

just go to a psychiatrist and get formally diagnosed like the autistic fuckass that you are

Cred Forums has been found out plenty of times dude.

Too late for that, dude. Chill.

Then dad goes to jail instead

I can see only positives coming out of the sob story, the least being mental help.

Yeah like that time some kid blew himself up with a grenade.

>immediately texting her "I lost my phone" after you've said vulgar shit
>not just letting this sit until tomorrow and playing dumb when confronted
>what
>the
>fuck
>are
>you
>even
>doing

OP got vaccinated so many times as an infant that his autism has effectively vaccinated everyone in this thread against every possible malady that has ever been and ever will be

thanks based OP for your incalculable level of autism

>so incalculable even OP himself cannot autism his way to fathoming it

You're autistic if you think this is real.

Best thread I've been in in years.

It's been on the news plenty of times. Showing the thread is the best course OP can take.

> People believe this is real
This is pathetic

prove it isnt?

> was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

He can just say abuse then and not say who did it.

You absolute moron.

Prove it is.

i asked you first

I can't stop laughing. Pls send help

Update us OP

i swear to god this thread gave me hepatitis

Fucking fight

They ()
asked first

Op I had already built half a pedistal with your original user number on it but now you went full tard. My kek is no longer caused by happiness

...

Fair, but with OP's autism he'd copy and paste the story and send it as is

those are the best keks though

WHAT
THE
HELL
ARE
YOU
DOING

OP WHAT THE FUCK

Nah br0

"Lol I figured you'd like it ;P"

this has gone from amazing to amazingly terrible

Well at least you will die knowing that she liked your dick

Good, now jerk off to the pic

To finger fuck yourself to?

So you liked it?

Send her link to the threads OP, DO IT

Alright then you and Annie have fun flicking your beans to my rock hard turkey stuffer

OP
Welcome to jail

What for? ;)

And it continues! I'm trying and failing to explain to my coworker why I'm in tears right now

Can someone in this thread take a dick pic and time stamp it for Annie with the time and date so OP can send it as proof?

Dammit OP

Roll

This thread is fake

>i saved the dick pic
>saved
>the
>dick
>pic

she wants to give you the s u c c
tell her to give you the s u c c
give
me
the
s u c c
u
c
c

just fucking do it you faggot

you already went full retard and she saved the dick pic. you may as well send her more you fucking tard

OP you are digging your grave deeper and deeper.

Holy fuck this thread. I can actually feel the autism rage.

She saved the dick pick! Your in the clear op, that means she likes you!

who cares fag

OK nobody can be this autistic

i'm calling full faksies

Send another and say "you can save this one to ya bitch"

She saved it! That's a good sign OP, I say give her the link, and let this whole ordeal be the catalyst to her sitting on your face.

PROVE IT NIGGER

and also, fake or not it's still funny

Ask her how big you are compared to her past lovers

I think we all know why she saved it ;)

...

If you are under 18, she got cp on her phone now

you're fucked guy

"Would you like another"

YOU DUN FUCKED UP OP

OP's going full autist now

ask if she wants to see ur dick

...

Say this: You saved it because you loved it you dick-loving slut. Now tell fag Lawrence it was all a joke unless you want to implicate your family members...

*teleports behind you*
*Nothing personal bitch*

Re-Roll

Hahahaha.
Arigatou 4 the keks OP

Send her another one and say "here's some more "proof" for you, baby ;)"

Fake or severe autism. Either way is entertaining

Proof that it turned you on?

at worst op will be suspended.

r-right?

you're fucked, send another

The only way to turn it around at this point

You like?

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>suspended
raped in prison more like

op is kill

Threatened to burn house down.

Dude, quit digging yourself a slow hole to China and send her the fucking link. Only way out now, even though you're still going to look like an ass. It might keep you from getting a charge.

must listen to 69

Do it for the pasta

...

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

This is OP's only chance.

Send her viruses! How can she give any proof if her phone doesn't work?

RE ROLL FUCKERS

>Agree

"Proof of what? You're a slut who loves cock?"

...

You fucking retard

Meh,somehow this killed it.

reroll plx

where is the cap

OP you're going too deep.

Keep it up.

Alpha shit

my god
even if fake, my sides are in orbit.

Kek, classy. OP, please tell us ur name and city so we can see you go to jail. Please.

GOD DAMN IT OP DELIVERS

just kill yourself you fucking faggot

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Yep

I will visit you in prison every day OP

...

what are you fun cops

imagine this motherfuckers defense in court
>"well some people on Cred Forums told me to do it and that was the best course of action"

but hey, at least OP delivered

IF YOU GO TO JAIL I WILL FUCKING VISIT YOU MAN

Anybody save the other pics?

Seriously Op you have four choices
1) an hero
2) get your anus refitted in prison
3) send link
4)keep digging until you pop out in China.

please tell me someone capped this legendary shit

Hell dude, if someone here was rich and generous enough, they might buy you out of prison

Okay, OP. I have a crazy idea, but it might just work:

Aplologize. Like honestly, swallow your pride and give a real apology. Ask her what you can do to remedy this situation and tell her you won't bother her again.

Volunteer to leave the group yourself, and get her to tell Lawrence that you didn't do anything. Be a fucking reasonable, logical man, and you'll get this shit fixed.

5) just kill yourself so it cant be traced to you

OP buddy you're dead lmao rip

enough funsies

link her the thread/archive

Say it's tricky to start a conversation sometimes

This can work
+1

Bump

That's what an hero is newfag

Or you just needed attention because no one else would give it to you

I saved them all

...

What good will that do?

post the collage!

Anybody can send a link to previous pics ?

not yet, battle is not over

Time for new thread?

Thank you, but you don't need to bump my post 1 min from posting time. Just say "this" or something, it makes more sense.

Give her link.. Let us all say hello to the sweet girl..

Thread 404'd

I'm on my phone. Not sure I can do it from here

Nother thread?

k this has been good, night OP

Whoa. Bump. this. I agree with what you have just stated recently. Even though it was only a minute ago I still am absolutely on your side. Consider us allies due to our similar opinions.

This one will soon

Link to virus...
Wipe her memory clean...
Think about it...

new thread to post cap
i think OP is dead

Make new thread OP

the quads

Holy fuck nice quads faggot

Don't kill yourself OP. Get in the nubread and talk to us.

Okay, user. Brofist.

I am starting to question the authenticity of this thread, but at the same time, some people really are as dense as OP, so idk...

QUADSSSSS