Last thread was cancer so let's try a new one. Rekt thread. Gore/death

>you can't start a good thread without posting content you fag.

B8? Kek

soy sauce?

THIS. THIS IS THE CANSER THAT IS KILLING REKT THREADS RIGHT FUCKING HERE. YA'LL FUCKING GET DOWN WITH THAT.

That is that cancer

More plz. Need to increase my folder

It's definitely not angry 13 year olds who take a website too seriously while posting taco shells with melted poor people cheese on them.

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What kind of machine was that, and what was the guy doing?

Sheeeeeit...

That's an molding machine, those fuckers put out 100's tn pressure. He's fucking done for.

Ohh yeah fuck, his head is completely crushed.

Here come the faggots. R.I.P thread

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No wonder his hand stops moving when that thing closed...

>What kind of machine was that,
hydraulic press

>and what was the guy doing?
being depressed

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hydraulic press*

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Fukin rekt

op ur thread fucking sucks.

Blame the faggots. I delivered.

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that a shitty way to put pressure on your employees

needs more tacos

I don't think that's really the way to impress your boss

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By a tiny string!

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Newfags have consumed this thread.

isn't school supposed to have started in america?

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Tru. Too bad I already graduated.

Sorry you weren't included in the list.

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Delivered. Not disappointed

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lmao

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hahah I remember those threads :)

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what is?

My girlfriend has two pitbull's they're amazing dogs, this makes me want to hunt that fucking asshole down.

I don't disagree with it, just wondering; why go through the trouble?

More fun than a mouse trap?

and that, people, is why you don't mess with the security switches on access doors to a heavy machine.

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What if you wanted to commit suicide like he did?

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it's from a thread where OP asked what he should do to them. someone rolled trips/quads and suggested this. OP was not a faggot that day.

>what is lock out tag out try out.

he obviously didn't want to.
also, that spill, no. i don't want anyone to see this.

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>He would be already dead in the US.

Same way.

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becuase he gave that dog a quick and easy death?

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Let me borrow her dogs to make a video. I'm going to cover some firecrackers with chocolate, light them, then feed it to them.

ah fuck off.
it's just a dog, and a ugly one, too.
if it were a real dog like a schäfer, retriever, something like that, where you still can see that the ancestors were wolfes.
but that deformed skull and body, paired with a unusable brain, those creatures are better off dead.

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This is just... Sad.

closest thing we're going to get to Evangelion in our lifetime

Those back legs on the dog didn't look right. Might've been a mercy kill.

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my neighbor's retarded labrador didn't even need them to be covered in chocolate. dumb fucker put one of my lit firecrackers in his mouth......and now i'm the asshole on the block. fuck that dog,

i'm sick of these fucking spics in this world..

>they didn't shoot
surprising

Ripppo doggo, you shall be missed

Don't getme wrong, pits arent my favorite but at the same time a lot of its just shitty owners that don't know how to take care of them properly. Now if its a small ass terrier or chihuahua, punt those like it's 4th down and youre up by a score.

Looks like Waldo found himself in some deep shit.

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That probably smells like Chinatown.

the hamsters have been a classic on Cred Forums since 2005 you fucking newfag

even niggers do savage in order to eat. this is just fucking inhumane

bye bye my friend good bye

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> car troubles

>bitches about lack of content

>doesn't post anything

Lol okay.

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Not rekt thread worthy.

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She took it like a champ. She ready for the dick

check'd

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Yeah they did, look at the dude's posturing at the end.

Fucking third world countries. This is what happens when you can't even afford to raise pork.

>but that deformed skull and body, paired with a unusable brain, those creatures are better off dead.

sounds......familiar to something we are currently going through all around the country....

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>security switches
>china

Pick one!

*unzips pants*

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chinks are so dumb

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why the fuck did the dog tackle her?

it wanted to play too

Cum?

>cradles and rubs his victim's head to make it seem like he didn't just murder someone
>surprised when someone smacks him one with his own weapon

Loving Every Lol

I dont know shit about baseball, I'm not American.

What did he do wrong?

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gotta love them hammer videos!

but that looks like a hand plow

Is there a specific reason Muricans like to make these nursery rhymes to make sure people don't kill themselves?
Are your workers really that retarded?

Ball was in play, could have been an out and instead the runner gets to go to second.

The ball was still in play and the faggot took it

yeah i want to know too

Well, taking te ball from the field is wrong in every sport ever, but I'm curious too, what does it means for the team?

The fuck did he bash his head in with? Looks like some kinda selfie stick or some shit.

I personally drown them in lime juice

This reminds me of that ISIS water cage lol

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kek

Cheaper than a vet

stop that right now

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Brazzers

MY PUSSSSSYYYYY

Lol what an idiot.

Somebody try to contain the edge.
Kids like you might cut yourselves.

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This

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I hate the fucking effect where they add a blurred out copy into the background to make you feel like you are getting a bigger picture, when in reality its still just shitty vertical filming.

I want all of it, minus the kid.

*visible screaming*

BOOM headshot

>> 7.62mm of demotivation to point that stovepipe

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Did they eat him!

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Tostilocos. It's actually pretty damn good. Smells like ass tastes like diamonds.

wow I feel sorry that he had to see that, definitely gonna fuck him up for awhile

I me for day years to post Ted due opened feud

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Misis
works better when said out loud
(mice sis)

its a damn isis pun
everyone laugh pls

8/10 solid kek from me

IS THAT JESUS' SON?

This. There could be any number of humane reasons for having a dog put down. He could have been old and in a lot of pain, or have a disease that would kill him slowly and painfully.

If the guy was trying to be an asshole and torture the dog he wouldn't have tried to make his first bullet lethal.

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Are we supposed to know some backstory here or something cause you can't see shit in either of these

This is why hard hats are mandatory

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Wtf did she expect would happen?

Nah m9, he didn't miss...

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its the most recent blackie getting killed.
and honestly the ONLY one so far where the cop is in the wrong. bad kill. bad everything

The other gook had a hacksaw so he probably used whatever the fuck he could find

mustard gas?

"EEWWWWWWWWWWIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

The police shooting that happened like a fucking week ago in Oklahoma? Are you too lazy or just too retarded to read a timestamp?

This pisses me off because he could've fucked her any other way.

the first recorded death i ever saw

when that video comes from my school
>nowra high

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did he died?

somafm.com/player/#/now-playing/groovesalad

That's the way to go mate, quick.
At the end of the day it's just a fucking dog, who gives a fuck.
>My girlfriend
Kek, fooling no-one libtard.

He could have at least told the barber to move out of the way. He almost hit him.

Hopefully that guy paid in advance.

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I even know to which video you are refering.

Is funny post.

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>I'll be there in 30 minutes
never forgetti

fake and gay

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wouldnt have helped moron

1 ton+ press vs plastic helmet. Yeah, good fucking luck.

Hymen'd
also check'd

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Roadman gets nicked.

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This is Thailand? Supposedly they have very strict rules about their law enforcement using deadly force or firing their weapons.

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Not the guy that posted it, but it was on LiveLeak not too long ago.

A fucking great one that's recent is this:

liveleak.com/view?i=71b_1473510213

>arabic
>desert
>soldiers
how the fuck are you getting thailand here

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EDGY

Holy shit that was amazing

Mind fucking to a whole new level

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I have better things to do than pay attention to news from some hick state in the US. I'm here for shock and gore not political commentary.

BAHAHAHAHA Typical Cred Forums fag who just spouts nonsense like it's gold. All research show that Pits score high on intelligence tests. Hell, my pit know over two dozen commands. Seriously, scumbag, kill yourself. P.S. every dog you listed is a pussy dog.

wtf is the big deal? i dont watch this shitty game so i have no idea WTF just happened

This one is better when you can hear the sound of his panicked screams

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You obviously cared enough to ask for extra information about it, dipshit. Don't try and pretend you don't care after someone calls you out on your retardation.

jesus christ fucking retards
ok
im gonna assume you know how criket or however the fuck you commies spell it works
would it or would it not be frowned upon if a spectator ran onto the field to grab the fucking ball?

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I mean to be fair if they werent wearing a clown suite he would just be a dick.

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Dead as a fuckin door knob that cunt is.

Now what?

A cat.

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post this on /an/ to trigger people

So did his heart and all his other parts.

why the fuck did i kek to this
its way too late

murrica top cuisine

As a prank, should drop some money in there so when reaches in to fish it out, they get a nasty surprise.

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Brutal.

Was that literally blood after he got ran over?

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Clint Malarchuk if you wanna research. Story, skate came up and cut his carotid artery.

A metal press.
Dying.

I need the sauce for this please. It makes me laugh so much when I see this and I want to watch the rest

lost her virginity to a skateboard

also nice quads m8

lol, should have just shot the nigger!
make america great again!

OSHA trained nigger here, not mandatory in that situation.

Somebody post the one where a chink kid is bullying another chink kid until he snaps and stabs the bullying chink to death

night boyos

fuck those dominos are lethal!

theres a longer version of this thats 12x funnier

faggot camera man look ing at the road. must bea bitch

now I guess that little frog gets slowly digested alive

This is when she started getting her period

You got to always protect the mc nuggets

this counts, right?

No, it's figuratively blood.

nice

Does insurance paid?

the simpler it is to remember the more likely it is more people know it, asshole

that's a bat, faggot

>censoring the dead body
>posting on Cred Forums
pick one

Animals are food, idiot. Including dogs.

Yes, thank you.

He is absolutely 100% dead.
youtube.com/v/zaSb86rpCQ8

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the one where hes reaching into his bag for the knife for like half the fight?

wasn't there a video of such an event?

And zeus himself couldn't make shampoo strong enough to get the smell out

Strike!

Was it the mouse drowning one? I think they got his address off the video and sent it to local authorities.

Nah, he's okay. Probably had to take a half-day or something though.

Oh watch out for this edgey lil cunt

holy fuck just stop putting shit on it already

trolololol

>not having the part where he tears off 3 pairs of pants first
fuck you, mate

Now I know nothing about owning snakes but wouldn't the beak and it being alive be dangerous?

Cant contain the edge

yeah dude, in the wild, snakes have personal chefs that butcher and de-beak any poultry the snek may fancy.

Is he dead?

Snakes are ridiculously durable, I don't think the beak would be able to tear or poke holes in it.

yeah not to mention the talons

Just saying man. I knew people who owned snakes and were explicitly told not to do live prey due to the chances of it getting fucked.

It is distracting.

Black bars are better.
Literally, nothing. Nothing is better.
People who do this should be killed.

warning
do not watch if you love puppies

Just wondering. Never owned one and such.

>edgy racist
that's not the USA you white trash fucktard

maybe its just so dumb niggers dont go back to the pet store with a dead snake asking for a refund. and dead food assures the snakes safety.

but im sure its not necessary. chokin snek is part of nature. it happens.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I know they do a lot of frozen mice and shit like that. A buddy of mine wouldn't get live because the snake wouldn't eat it and got bit up once from a story they told. Just didnt know if the beak would cause issues and such since it is a constrictot and from what I know (very little) they usually kill the prey first.

why would you post this you evil monster :(
go die in a fire...

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When you still go to school

Constrictor* way passed bed time.

He impregnated a woman/women with 4 niggers.
About time to be put down.

KEK ! Didn't expect that when I opened the thumbnail

tl;dr edgy teenagers, and just basically sociopaths/psychopaths and people who hate people because they can't stand themselves.

This is the scum of the earth, it really is.
fuck em all, but it did teach me that a human life is so fragile, you sheel watch the fuck out to not end up in a gif being laughed at on 4 chin.

The guy in OP's gif had a job, something most neckbeards don't have and there is very little chance of deing in a work related accident if you sit in your moms basement all day long fapping to your waifu.

Yea it's understandable. I only know cause I used to be a chef at a place that sold exotic animal meats like yak and snake. Snake and eel meat were the most annoying things to work with, it's like their muscles are made of rubber. You basically have to rip it's head entirely off and smash it into pulp just to kill it.

brain matter?

They're not mandatory.
They are mandatory on construction sites since there can tools/materials drop down on your head.

I've tried rattle snake jerky but that's as far as I've ever had with that stuff.

mad

stop pretending you know what you're talking about

every single pair of eyes that reads you immediately understands that you lack basic, let alone advanced, scientific knowledge; this, while not being inherently bad, already puts you in the group of the credulous.

It's also pretty evident that you live a sad, powerless life, in which you have little or no control over even the most irrelevant decisions, it's the reason you have to resort to this roleplaying and using buzzword in ambiguous ways, to give yourself the illusion of knowledge, the illusion of power, that you're not a real loser, that your life makes sense,instead of the awful truth, you don't matter in the tiniest sense.

I totally get that there many like you here, and I'm glad all you disgusting ill brains can enjoy each other while you type more buzzwords and more nonsense, while in your dirty underwear and your dimly lit room, most likely smelly and also dirty. Are they who your trying to impress so much?

I just kinda wish you all leave and be pathetic losers somewhere else not ruining the experience for all the other ones that are not like you. Have you considered suicide?

This guy lived btw.

well thought out ambush

Who is shee

Hard hat wouldn't help here idiot.
The pressure from that press would have crushed the hardhat just as easy as it crushed his skull.

That one is fucking beautiful, instant justice

Copy and paste faggot. I've read this comment too many times. Kys

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I'm glad there is no sound to this
fucking asians

>responding to copypasta
Shouldn't you be in school, young man?

>Copy and paste faggot
>I've read this comment too many times
how new are you?

>filename

oh the irony

She's a stranger, this .gif is way older than all the pranks on youtube. Basically they were lucky that she has a 10/10 body.

The last few seconds always make me feel like he is thinking "Okay, good work today, see you tomorrow"

Just why.
Someone got quints?

Love cats, but what a stupid fucking cat.

His brain leaks out in the video so gunna guess yea

Forreal. As soon as the footage was released the media magically stopped talking about the shooting

I myself have gerbils as pets. I swear to god if I knew the person who did this, I would torture him the worst way possible chosen from the spectrum, of all the things I have seen from here and reddit combined.

LOL I'm 12 and should be in school, just like you!
> fucking retard

OP here. Stop being a faggot. The guy in my post got what he deserved. I'm sure the factory has protocol for fixing whatever machine that was. I'm sure that protocol includes "make sure it isn't powered on" somewhere along the lines. You half ass a job you get half assed results.

Why not slaughter it first fucking chinks

There have been times where a cop was in the wrong but the media isn't reporting the news. Its agenda aimed journalism. They know their audience and know how to get views.

Congrats you got triggered by rodents

>A metal press.
Actually no. It's a plastics injection moulding machine. Metal presses are always vertical, not horizontal.

You were correct about the dying, though

EDGY

tumblr cuck detected

That's what that bitch ass cat gets, fucking hate those pussy niggers

>wasn't following orders
>kept walking to vehicle
>started reaching for the door
>DINDU NUFFIN

I agree

the fuck is he supposed to do?
listen and comply like a dumbass sheep?