Waifu claiming thread

Yes, but I also don't/can't take it regularly.

Suika claimu.

Unranked. I choose to stay in b4 because I dont feel like climbing.

Doesn't matter. That's like saying "I take pain medication to get high, but not everyday." You are using drugs for ulterior effects. Well, I don't judge honestly. Just be careful.

Someone pick a number between 1 and 4.

Pi

2

No decimals allowed

I appreciate your concern and honesty. I really do. My abuse problem is alcohol.

Just drink if you're gonna!

You said a number, that implies any REAL number.

Next time ask for an integer. 3

I'm sure everyone and their grandmother has told you, do not mix sleep aids with alcohol.

Claimed! Arthur Kirkland

>Kitten
It's better than being hot. All you need when it's cold is an excess of blankets.

>Booki
Wait, then why are you going?

ROLLIN!

Rebellion bay it is.
I like to mix it up and if I choose its not a surprise
Next time I will then.

I didnt post the nightcap game. That will happen later.

My dog is being an asshole too

He's down by my feet under my blanket instead of next to my side to keep me warm

Never. Absolutely not.

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Dude a foot warming dog sounds like a good dog

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Goodie. Will save on confusion.

Good. That shit can literally kill you.

Bumping

Cant let it die. Considering buying RE4 for PC. Already have it on Wii but I cant really set it up.

Man, the RE series were fun, but fuck there convoluted horse shit story.

It's zombies! It's a crazy cult! It's a virus! It's cordyceps like plant that infects humans that we control! It's... fucking stupid. Really fun play style and sooper spoopy. But... Just. My immersion.

>there
Their.

Ok, time to try and sleep again.

Ill be awaiting it.

Do what I do when my cat was being a cunt. Drag them up to your side by force!

The only way I can get my dog to cuddle with me is if he's on his side and that's a pain in the ass to do some times

RE4 changed the formula for action games though. And at least its seperated from Umbrella. Anything after 4 is trash. It works better as a solo game, true. But they wanted to sell copies.
I know. You want to mirder me with that 7 again
>but what if I changed the order

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I do this to my cats. They have learned to accept my love and go limp.

BY FORCE, KITTEN! SHOW YOUR DOGE THAT THE CAT RULES THAT BED!

THOSE DUBS PROVE THAT 7 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

My cat was a prick and would only accept it if it meant that 10 minutes down the line, I couldn't move.

Kk senpai

I'm probably gonna go take some more nyquil and try to sleep again

Sooo, night senpai, have a good day

I'm drunk and need to sleep tbh

Night Kitten, sleep well, get warm, and get that doge.

Keep your asses on this board, Cred Forumsigots.

We cant move to any other board. They wont accept us.

Gnights ambien is ambiening. What a nice picture.
I should have bought you seomthing here and sent it to you in SoCal.

Is the thread dead? I changed themes to black. Did that kill the thread?

Tommy Lee Jones is leering at me over a newspaper. Am I in a Boss Coffee ad?

It's fine, sleep well Booki!

Claim

>spent the evening spanking bloodshade faggots after an aced midterm

Feels good

You look like my gf from college Makoto. That's silly. Sorry,tuff to see because I'm typing downhill.

You didn't try to move
You raided
>asses

streetsects.bandcamp.com/track/and-i-grew-into-ribbons-2

Hey there Nononon!

But you've never actually seen me!

>pomfs the Nonon

Hiya!

>oof
Uwah! I lost my smug composure.

she's best grill in kill la kill for sure.

Miho claimed

this is my waifu, SHES MINE!

Slut

Who raided?

How goes?

Everything is great, got an A- on a midterm (as I mentioned). How about you?

Of course she is, but klk is full of great girls too.

>do you even smug

>takes off the Nonon's shirt and bra
>grabs onto your waist and shoves mt face in your boobs

Nice, nice. Remember you were stressing on that, glad it turned out well.
I'm at work like always. Just took care of an ant problem that no one ever notices but me and the guy that has the shift before me. Also did some stupid street racing run to work because I could. Was quite a blast, video should finally be uploaded in the next hour or so.
>Been uploading it for the last 4 and a half hours straight

Nui, why I! Is this even the real Nui?! So bold!
>blushes uncontrollably

I can't be smug right now though!

>both quoting me buddy
Sure you can.

Oops meant for
What the hell is wrong with me today? I can't be smug with such an aggressive Nui

>4 hours to upload
What the hell? I assume the place is dark and dank?

Thanks Kyoubot

You need to be smug to counter the fug
Kyoukobot gone to sleep

Work internet. It's about 80% now, and I started uploading pretty much right when I clocked in.
All in all, I've just been catching up on Kuromukuro in the mean time.

I can't get into a classroom for another like half hour :|

I wanna play the rolling game

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Close

I didn't manage to find it myself..

I-I'll try.... No promises!

Whoa, that's sounds like a painfully show service. How do you even load a page?

You couldn't find it, I upscaled it for you.

Awww that's so sweet of you, thankiess

No worries

The download speed isn't too terrible. I managed to download the last 3 episodes of Kuromukuro while watching a single episode. The upload speed, however, is the speed of something you'd expect from DSL in the 90s.

If you're gunna do upscaling, go big or go home.

>Makoto

Fuck
He's on mobile, I didn't want to make it too big.

Awww that's so sweet. Thanks

I'll upscale you

Fair enough.

Don't mention it.

Is that so~?

I claim Rem in the name of Allah, The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful.

Whew. I thought you were being impersonated by Chen. You don't have unlimited mobile data?

>upscale
Get upscaled nigga
Why was this replied to me?

>Orange
In a bit

What the fuck is this meme? I don't randomly impersonate people.
I only did it with Tenryuu and Chara.

I do not. Which is why I leech off the work internet while I'm here, unless it's honest to god just too shitty to use that night, in which case I'll sacrifice a bit of my mobile data and just stick to posting here only.

What exactly was upscaled?

Good morning!

You were
Good morning Shiro

don't you have school

Lewd

Nice image.
It's been a while since we've last spoke. How've you been doing?
You up to anything? And extra question, do you ever sleep?
I wake up an hour before my bus arrives at the stop.

No lewd here, sorry
I did. I go after you and am usually up before you though
Currently I'm waiting for classrooms to be unlocked. People had to leave their stuff in these classrooms to evacuate yesterday so they aren't letting people in

I was? How so?

Thanks Shiro. Been decently well, finally started catching up on my sleep again now that a majority of the stuff for my car has either been fixed, or needs a part ordered to fix. It's been a good few weeks comin, but the sleep is well needed. You?

I see. My home Internet is annoying. It has connection issues every other day and has slow times every other hour. I'm looking forward to switching ISPs soon.

I have unlimited mobile data, but limited high speed data, so once I use it all,it gets really slow (128kb/s).

I see. That's good that you get sleep, I always wondered.
That's nice you're getting good with the sleep again.
My life's been pretty uneventful at the moment. School's been pretty bleh, and not much besides that. Watching college football on the weekends would be the highlight of my life at the moment.

My home internet is pretty damn good. It's work internet that is suck. BUT, it's better than nothing.

Mine is shared through the whole plan, so I try not to break 5 gb for the month.

School is always bleh. And football as the highlight? Sounds like you need a hobby still.

You simply were. That's all there is to it
I don't get lots, but I don't really need that much

I love football though. Music and running are both hobbies.
Ah. I'm always tired regardless of how much sleep I get, but I still try and get as much as I can.

I'll be taking my leave. Goodbye to the both of you, have a great day.

Have a good day Shiro

I've got plans for you later because of this.

Later Shiro!

>AFTER NEARLY 6 HOURS, THIS IS FINALLY UPLOADED! ENJOY ME DRIVING LIKE A TOTAL CUNT!
youtube.com/watch?v=iEPEQDNNRMw

>You left the Discord.
How am I going to survive without you around?

Drink is done. NEXT!

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 10
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

Rolling for chen

reroll

TRIPS GET

Enjoy.

ROLLIN

I will only leave after getting you a drink.

last attempt for my favourite game

Sike. Who am I kidding. I'm addicted to this shit.
Roll.

fuck this game

Homuroll.

Last time before I quit.

Fucking close
Roll just in case

Please no kill ;w;
See? You only noticed now and it was 2 days ago. I'm sure you'll survive, I didn't do much anyway

They're still fighting for the right for who gets to love me though...
>And as a result, I have an unintentional harem.

No no no, I've got much better plans for you~

Id fuck u with a golf club.

N-no thank you!

You deserve a harem. Make them do what you want though. Poor em through the paces
>how did I prevent you having a harem?
Someone send help, quick

Oh, once I have my sights on you, no one can help~ Just resign to your fate~

Winner winner.
Sadly just got a lol game
Will wait until then.
>game started
Gimme a sec for pic.

>Winner
>With 7
I TOLD YOU RORY! I TOOOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOOU!

>>how did I prevent you having a harem?
I didn't want one.
>Inb4 one of those guys screencaps this conversation.

Nel is bae

Calamity-masu'd

But you see
I mixed up the order
So I wouldnt be doing it from the same angle
And getting the same drink every night

An heroing
Would it matter if one of them did? They probably wouldn't deny being your harem

BUT IT WAS STILL 7!

>Implying I don't have a bit of a thing for spooks
You're not helping your case at all~

Don't look at me I'm lurking...

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Its a commonly rolled number for some reason.
> why do people never get this one

Melord is now at Omni!
>Adriesta or Juno-Seto will be next.

I'm pretty sure that they're against me "whoring myself out through the bot".

Too late.

Shet.

>Third game of the day
>Feeding team past two games
>This game, 22/7 as Lucian
>Finally, maybe I can win
>Team throws, no coordination
>Outscaled and lost

Never lucky

fuck off heretic

I know that feel. I keep trying different champs in roles they still fit. Nothing works.
If I remember correctly
Christ-chan?

PURGE THAT

Loyal waifus must stay together

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Because that's not number 7!

I can see my future is sealed :|
How are you whoring yourself through the bot?

Kirino did get dubs here , if he is still on the thread and he is nice to you he might be nice and let you drink it.

I mean. It could be.
>having a d10 is handy as shit

I'm glad you've accepted it~ Now Alice, come here~

I got demoted to Bronze 4...

Again...

>half-hearted nibble

When the fuck did you get Melord and why didn't you tell me
>unless you have and I forgot
>Adriesta for people who can spark really well
>Juno for people on the more defensive side

>lick

It was after a get. But Ill allow it.
Hey. I keep myself in bronze 4. Cheer up :)

Cirno claim

>sad hugs

My dreams of Gold get farther every day...

>trying again tomorrow

>headpat
Shame your team was full of idiots

Slow thread.

Thank you for nice headpats

>nibble nibble
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Slow thread comfy thread

>nibble
>shy.jpg
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LEWD. I'm in school

>In school
Oh my, that makes it all the more fun~

Holy shit guys slow down this is 2 fast 4 me.

I can't keep up.

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Why shy?

>happy hugs
>

Kinky

Wew

Sometimes I'm not sure.

Claiming a waifu, Priscilla

Okay, more for me I guess

>kisses your cheek
>

Underrage rolepkaying

claimed

Wew

>pats face
Are you just gonna lay in the corner for a bit before getting back to playing?

Slow is comfy

I get to leave soon because I'm a keener

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Last image get.

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