Be a 25 year old virgin

>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never kissed or even been on a date
So how old are you virgins?

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36/wizard here

Same shit but 26

just had my first encounter at 29.

did i fucked up my wizardhood?

28 soon to be wizard

please tell me why

Lost it when I was 19, weeks before my birthday

30 here
kissless and dateless
a girl once held my hand about a decade ago

The longer you guys let your virginity define who you are as a person, the longer you will remain one. :/

I hope the same happens to me
18 yo at the moment

Except work related shit, I'm a fucking coward talking to girls. Like anything besides work I don't know what to say since my only interest is videogames. Being a 4/10 doesn't help either.

Oy vey 20 here dry for two years basically a virgin again

You probably shouldn't hope the same happens as I'm gay

20 here, kissed doe.
Does being virgin even cares?
>HURR DURR I HAVENT PUT MY PENIS IN A VAGINA HURR LIFE IS BAD

25, had gf for a few years back when i was 20, fooled around but i am still a virgin and havent made out with a chick in over two years, feelsbadman

18 here. I had 4 opportunities and I fucked em all up. Wizardhood awaits.

Same

just some generic 'you're beautiful' watevers. they eat this shit up like you won't believe it.

they have to be attracted to you doe.

you people must know that losing your v card does not make you feel better then ever... just find somebody to love like a girlfriend or something and have sex with her. it is way better then a 1nightstand or something like that.

Pros of living in britland

>13

gay

Pretty much this

>just find somebody to love like a girlfriend
I don't think you understand why we're virgins. If it were that easy, we wouldn't be.

yup
no sweet succubi for you

almost 20. there is still some hope

you must know that being a 4/10 means you were dropped from a house and landed with your face on a landmine when you were born or something. to begin, you need to get some selfrespect. it begins with brushing your teeth 2 times a day, get a haircut. just go to a bar and talk with people. ask a girl if she wants to have a drink with you the next day. you must know that having a mindsetting like you is not bait or something....

4/10 means you're slightly below average
what scale are you using?

...

oh, and kissless dateless etc

So how is a 2/10???

winning the thread

for all the people that are hating themselfs for being a virgin and kissless n shit, just try datingwebsites, tinder, facebook
you only have a reason to cry about having a vcard if you atleast gave it a try...

I don't hate myself for being a kv, I hate the reasons why I am one.

1 year dry spell here, I'm thinking of getting a hooker

do those sites actually work for kissless virgins?
don't girls there get messaged by hundreds of guys?
why would they pick one of us when they have chad?

chads don't message uggos

because 5/10 girls don't get hundreds of messages from 10/10 guys. they get hundreds from other people who you can compete with.

20 year old basement dweller, never had a bf or even a friend. On my way to wizard level.

why?

grills can't be wizards retard

Nice trips, now gimme your facebook and you'll have a bf ;)

Im 18, kissed a couple of girls but only had one girlfriend tho, still a fucking virgin

25/ never hand-holded a girl.

Well shit then I'll just be a crazy cat lady then.
I don't have one.

there are no grills on Cred Forums
that's obviously a gay dude

Shit m8, not even a friend?

>implying friends

Yes you did

That's true.

I'm 13 and still a virgin, feelsbad

Im 23 unspoken, unkissed, untouched, virgin.

I am not a virgin, but I still feel like one, sadly my small dick complex will never let me have a good relationship. So time to time I will do some one night or a hooker... Just my small dick complex is killing me.

wizard here, the only girls I'm attracted to are crazy cat ladys.

21 and going on a date with a Latina girl. Haven't gotten laid yet, but it's a start.

Smile more, brush your teeth twice a day, shower more, wear deodorant, go to the dentist, go to the gym (no necessarily needed, unless you're fat AND out of shape), and get a job. That's all it takes, famalam. It's going to seem like a lot when you first start, then you get used to it.

>That's all it takes
No.

Daily reminder over 40% of Japanese youth are kissless virgins.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Ka4hYDiVs

What more do you need? You can learn how to start general conversation. Once you've talked to her quite a few times and you get along it should be easy. If she's one of those girls that are so insecure and spiteful that they need to put you down for asking them out, then how worth it were they going to be in the first place? Just fucking do it, beta.

I have literally nothing to say to people. I wasn't even talking about girls I just meant getting friends.
>it should be easy
Of course. I know it's me who sucks and not socializing that's hard.

with how slutty girls are these days and you're still a virgin? face it OP this is where you belong

>maoist rebel news

user, you'll be surprised how simply conversations can start. It could even start off with discussing the weather/news. Even saying, "Good morning" or, "How are you doing?" can start a converstation. It also has to do with the area you're at, too. I hope you're not in the ghetto.

I can do smalltalk well enough; it's anything else that's the problem.

14 :,(

But you have to talking to the person in question. Rarely does it just happen the first time. Once you get to know the person, you'll probably have more to talk about. I didn't even know people around me watched anime until I started actually talking to them. It doesn't have to be anime, though, you may have other interests. Expanding your interests could also be a good thing. I found out I liked watching Football, you can start a conversation with just about anyone on that (especially men).

25 in less than 3 months.

My god Unruhe has such a punchable face.

21 apprentice here.
Anyone else want to keep going just for the hell of it?

zozzle

23 here i´ve fucked but havent seriouslu dated and got friends atm. it´s okay right i mean we are all a little lonely in here and life doesnt always go like you plan it

ps. what you think about escort hookers i thought about getting one for an hour to have fun

>you'll probably have more to talk about
You'd think so but it's not been my experience. Or if we do it's still just polite smalltalk.

Look, I appreciate you trying to help, but my social retardetry isn't something that would go away with an attitude shift or some confidence or getting some meme interest, it would take time and dedicated effort and I don't feel like it's worth it, particularly since plenty of normal well adjusted people are often miserable and depressed etc. I'm well aware that this means that I have no one but myself to blame for my lack of social success.

23 first (romantical) Kiss with 13, first sex try with 16, first real sex with 20. Women I have kissed 8, women I fucked 3.
> Mfw whats wrong with u

>losing your virginity
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=ITg4Ztt-IcA

Oh wait I forgot 2 women I kissed. The one I only near fucked, too drunk :/

With 30 you guys get an letter from hogwarts

history of this

>be him, born
>dont have sex
>36th bday
>still no sex

but why dude ? do you have oportunities ? so shame ? explain

Im not the wizard, just told you his story.

>Be 17 year old Brit-bong
>Got this eagerness loss of virginity mentality goin' on
>Have long distance relationship with some religious American yank, 7.5/10
>itslovewhatthefuckever.wav
>all is goin' well, she loves anime and vidya games, can't complain
>1 year later
>lovedeepens.mov
>decide it's time to save up some dosh and see my woman
>17 months, 2 planes and 1 train later
>Meet her at the gates
>she sprints to me and pounces at me like some Hunter from Left 4 Dead
>feelsreallygoodman.jpeg
>3 days in and the deed is done
>Gotta admit, the sex wasn't remotely as good as the emotional feels
>Still worth it
>bonus points for givin' the middle finger to Baptism by taking her virginity
>5 months later we break up
>Some relic of a cunt from her church manipulated her into leaving me
>feelsreallybadman.rar
>Depressed for a few months, but recovered in a respectful amount of time.
>Was a bad ending, though my self worth was revealed to me and remembered a quote for the ages.
>"Throughout the course of my life, I've learnt that one pain WILL lessen another".

Honestly, it feels great to know that if a woman isn't prepared to do as I once did for my ex, they aren't worth the energy.

Last year in hs. 19 hier.

An |gorgeous| girl is always around me with her gfs, always smiling at me, how do I proceed? I cannot find a way to reach her. She is in another class, too. I am pretty introverted so I don't go to school events and discos, but neither I know if she does.

Also I "inherited" the speaking style of my father which sounds attacking/agressive but confident, I don't notice this of course but others do, so I cannot check if I am speaking agressive or not. This cannot happen to that gurl.

Can some introverted anons give me a tip?

>Can some introverted anons give me a tip?
I can give you my penis tip.

amiga, you have a vag, there is somebody who is willing to fill it for ya no matter how ugly you are

26, fat, awkward and a bit of a dick

Show yourself dweller preferably with tits

try it, helps if you can keep a conversation going..Thats really all you need, use a good profile picture and look for women you'd want to spend time getting to know.