First kiss was with a hooker

First kiss was with a hooker

Alpha as fuck.

Mine was with a slut.

A lot of people here haven't kissed at all

mine was with my sister, dick was diamonds

How do you guys suck this bad? I'm a 25 year old loser neet and i still manage to get pussy once in awhile

Just don't make it that important. Love is pain anyways, just try to be happy without needing some one else

Don't worry OP, lost my virginty to a hooker

mine was with my cugin, moreover when i was 14 and her 13 I lost my verginity with her.
We were very curious.

We are talking 3D women not 2D. Nice try though.

Me too, the irony of touching her boobs before kissing her. Paid 250 for an hour to the brothel and 150 to her for gfe.

i thought hookers tend to not let you kiss them

Wow thats..uh, interesting

>only kiss was with mom

so? why are you sad?
Kiss a drunk girl or a 12 y.o. girl it' s the same thing, there is no love

first kiss i was 15 playing truth or dare. felt good

Hey, it happens. I've 69'd two of the over 30 hookers I've had in my life, but the 69s didn't last long once I realized what the fuck I was doing.

You just get caught up in the moment.

My first kiss , and seeing not one but the 2 of my best friends sisters striping naked for me, was at friking 8 to 9 years old then one of the sisters were my gf for about 2 months after they stripped for me. i still cant believe how horny a10 and 11 yo can be.
>and now i'm 22 and lone af due to severe depression and anxiety for the last 9 years

That's a myth created by movies. If they provide a gfe they will kiss, do differing levels, some give pecks while others will do dfk (deep french kissing) they generally advertise this.
Ausfag here, it may be different overseas although the only hooker I saw in canada also did lots of kissing so I suspect its pretty universal. Movies lie.

So? Did you have to pay extra?

Gotta live a little, user!

Feeling the rush of risking debilitating STD is just part of modern life.

Paying hookers won't normalize your love and sex life. You actually have to learn howto socialize with women or you will never learn. The later you begin the harder it gets

this

i'm a complete fucking loser and i still manage to pull a girl at least every three months

>Feeling the rush of risking debilitating STD is just part of modern life.
That, and the 'fear' that cops might rush in and raid the place any second. So exciting, usually has my whole body shaking.

kek

have a friend in the same position. feels shit as well. don't sweat it man....

>So much of a Wizard that you actually got anxiety issues from a striptease

> tfw you live in a country where prostitution is legal and std checks and treatment are free/very low cost

Feels good man

So you lowered your standards? I'm no looser but I don't fuck any women.

It is in Korea.

>tfw not currently living in Korea anymore
>tfw hookers here cost $200 just to spend half an hour with them
Why....even live?

so you're gay

>looser
die

They're only hookers AFTER their dead, something you wanna admit OP?

I list my virginity to an escort. Still haven't had my first kiss. It's whatever imho.

>losing control and telling the hooker you love her halfway through

Not really a big problem OP.

I have fucked about 50 women in the last 20 years, married etc, never had problems.

I went to a hooker a few years back, name of Sarah. Was about 20-ish, I was 25, and she kissed.

We fucked, it was hot, I guess you would say "GF experience" if you were one of these guys that rate hooker encounters.

I walked back as it wasn't far and I was on cloud 9, same feeling as if you really hit it off with a woman.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

Nothing wrong with it!

Dont worry brah. Im 28 kissless virgin and didnt have a single gf ever.
Atleast You got a kiss right?

That's nothing to be ashamed about.

>it was so good i still havent recharged
now jk aside , it was totally unrelated as i had gfs until 14~15 , then the hell came and now i'm the wizard maester

My first kiss was when i was 8 with a 6 year old and we spent all day practicing marriage. She told her mom anx i ditched her.

Forst puberity kiss was when i was 15 and i was terrinle in front of all my class mates.

I lost my virginity to a cheerleader so that was nice.

My first kiss was my little sister.

kek , really?

Kys

My first kiss was with a stripper.

I regret nothing.

My standards are probably too high for somebody in my position

it's all timing and circumstances

i've had weekend flings with girls who have no business even talking to someone like me

It happened once. Thankfully, she didn't know much English.

Men lower their standards to adapt to their situation, faggots avoid reality. Women know if they'll fuck you within seconds of meeting you, they also show you hints. Holding out for a special woman, if being alone forever is your goal continue on.

cant wash that shit off afterwards, fuck good thing she didn't understand you.

>I-I love you, Apple
>Yes, thank you.

You know. I don't know if I would do that or not...

I'm pretty sure anyone that isnt living on a remote tribe knows what "i love you" means , but i'm sure they hear it a lot as our brain turns off in sex

Only an hero if your Mommy paid for hooker from your good boy points XDDDDDD

Mine was with my cousin

Well no, because I asked another prostitute nearby if she had HIV and she didn't know what I was talking about. Wrote it out and everything, still no idea.

I still hit it.

It was actually a escort, but it's pretty much the same thing, I guess.
I'm not in the US

I heard someone say never eat them out, and to double wrap.

First gf was a stripper/escort

Don't double wrap dumbfuck. Condoms can break because of friction.

Im sure they dont hear hiv a lot in english , i love is kinda international tho , should have asked for any std , i hope it was fun tho

It was until the condom broke. I pulled out, switched to another, and finished.

How is this for my first prostitue and girl I lost my virginity to?

Was it a tranny?

Lost my virginity in the back of a Honda CRV to a fat girl while we were both rolling on E.

did you see your entire life as the condom broke? gl

that's common af

Not really; only after I was walking away. Dick kind of itched for a few days though.

Biology grosses me out so haven't done shit at 27. I lie about it though.

Elaborate

She looks sad.

Seriously OP maybe it's time to drop ther NEET /r9k/ shit and find a way to integrate into society.

Just a thought.

hope it was a placeblo effect otherwise rip the rest of dignity you had
I would not hit a hooker as for the same amount of money i could bang a girl for days just by buying stuff like dinners

My dick didn't turn blue and fall off, so I'm good.

OP the type of nigga to bring drinks and snacks for the hooker.

that looks like a very sad, lonely street

WHEN YOU'RE FIRST KISS WAS YOUR MUM CAUSE SHE WAS A WIERDO AND A FUCKING BITCH DIDIENT UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE FUCKING DID TO MY WHOLE LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's a wonderful street! Like an amusement park for sex and hookers. Stop being a putz.

korean hookers? hmmmmm , well since koreans rarely hit hookers , most might be clean

>First kiss was with a hooker

>kissing a hooker
Jesus H Christ dude, do you have any idea how many gallons of filthy std-ridden sperm has been gargled on and around that cesspool mouth? You don't kiss hookers.

Your luck. I only plan on paying hookers so I have a friend to play Mario kart with...

i'm pretty sure that's a real thing in japan. you can pay cute girls to just hang out with you for a while, but no sex stuff

huge difference between escort and hooker.
bout 200-300 bucks difference

No, YOU don't kiss hookers. Faggot.