There was a time when meadow, grove, and stream

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Never even heard of it. I'm not much for forceful exposure of ugliness, more about it's quiet acceptance and working for a way to defeat it.

Semen actually works pretty well to moisturise dry lips.

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>Semen actually works pretty well to moisturise dry lips.

smdh

So does Subby hate most people here or do I have the right to feel special?

maybe I can moisturize your lips?

noice

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oh yea darling gimme dat moisture

fuck thats hot

well that was a pretty nice poem. you´re alright gay dog poster :^)

You might get more than you bargained for~

Unfortunately it wasn't colored.

yeah but sheeeeiiittttt!
>tfw you will never be the bear

I want to live in a tiny, tiny apartment full of IKEA furniture and a minimalist layout that makes the place seem bigger and cleaner than it really is. I want to live in the kind of community where you can bike everywhere; I want to be able to live without a car. I wanna live in a place where it rains and snows a lot. I've never seen snow in real life, and (heavy) rain is rare where I live. I want to live in a place where there are lots of tiny venues with bands I've never heard of playing all the time. I want to make friends. I want to have just enough money to be comfortable and stop worrying -- not to be rich or poor, but just doing fine. I want curtains and drapes because they're so simple and effective. Just some sheets, a small rope, and a rod. That's it. Venetian blinds are terrible because they let in way too much light even when they're closed and add an unnecessarily complicated and fragile mechanism.

I want to live a simple, quiet, quaint life. Is that too much to ask? ;_;

Anyway, here's some porn.

shaddap puff

Ayy

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move to iceland

Maybe you could be.

:(

Artist name? Where did you get that?

if only. Nobody nearby to own me

keven?

Sounds like a nightmare of bad taste.

never thought of Iceland. I don't speak Icelandic

fight u....

everyone speaks english you'll be fine

sauce?

Source of poetry?

Where ya' from, pup?

>people who actually work with fucking gore
"Chill bros"
>inb4 normiefag

UK sir, nice quads

Absolutely disgusting.

nice meme

It's not exactly personal. Like he said, he holds out a small hope that you will stop being, as he calls it, terrible. He's looking for "meaningful contribution". In English that means talking about things not necessarily relating to sex, and at the very least, talking in a manner that provokes intellectual rather than emotional response. He used to hate me too, back in the day, when I was a hugbox. Then I stopped being cringey and terrible and now we get along fine, at least from my point of view.

You're probably too far away for the to ever be a realistic possibility.

You enjoy Wordsworth?

tl;dr

Wordsworth
Ode to Intimations of Immortality

Oh my holy freaking stupid numbers

>those digits

Nigga, those quints.

>west coast, murica.

Heres blankets and coco.

I kinda like iceland

daaaamn, quite a distance. Yeah sorry sir just realised they're quints

Thank you. It's very pretty.
>6648

It's a secret.

>inb4 'wasted'

Best post of the day.

Yeah, and you're probably too fem for me anyway. Yuros usually are.

nah actually I'm kinda manly. rough build and hairy

rekt, how can euros ever recover?

with hot passionate femboy sexxx

They do know how to express themselves but they aren't psychopaths. All they really do is expose reality for what it is, it's more of a news site than anything. That's what they stand for
Sounds like he takes it a little bit too seriously if you ask me, but whatever

spongebob looks different nowadays. kids watch this?

I'm very doubtful of that.

purge it.

eh well, idk you got a throwaway email or skype?

Never say never I guess

Sure.

The thrilling sensation of watching violence has nothing to do with it at all.
Its news really.

Totally informative and educational.

Hmm, I'm kinda tempted to delete it now...

Nah, he just comes here to be entertained, whether it's by conversation or by mocking others is irrelevant.

sry bby those days are loooong gone

Oh, just post it here and crop out your face or other identifying features.

We a strong independent nation who don't need no Jews.

Well I'll go entertain myself with some dinner. Catch ya later

you need a bank, right? every nation needs banks

nah fuck this i'm out
baiiiii

I don't think I've ever posted "meaningful contribution"
Does he hate me too

Just wondering.

DELETE

Okay, fine, you're pretty cute pup.

thanks sir

And every bank needs a country!
For the jews! Whos with me!?

don't let the door hit you on the way out.

No.

fuck outta here disgusting

See ya.

I don't know, I'm just trying to rationalise the unfathomable enigma that is SF.

why do ya' post femshit then?

cri

idk I like gfur regardless whether its fem or mac. Plus I'm really versatile

Well, you'd have to bottom and I may put a collar on ya.'

more like this

Sounds perfect, I'd expect a collar tbh

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WTF is this thread.
cease the porn immediately.

I'm sure you'd look cute in it. How about chastity?

yes please. shackles too and a harness. A mask as well please sir. Just deck me out like that bear

Also just to clarify I got a lot more fem in general so thats why I post so much

You don't get to make that demand.

4 got pic

Oooh, do I?

You may complain and it will be noted. That's about all.

oh, the whole she-bang? Sounds fun! What kind of mask?

oh yeah the whole shebang indeed! Eh a latex one with mouth, eye and nose holes please. We can add a blindfold any time

that just... looks odd.

see if you can find one online. I'm not 100% on the kind you're talking about.

just one like this then we can get a blindfold separate, unless you had another one in mind

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I suppose that's better than nothing.

yes. more.

You are, in fact, in a very special position.

pssst.......

......benis

oh, that kind. I'm not really a fan of those because it over accentuates the lips and I hear those are a bitch to get on and off.

I was thinking something more like:
>mr-s-leather.com/HT240/asylum-hood.html

>mr-s-leather.com/HT236K/k9-leather-puppy-hood.html

>mr-s-leather.com/HT076/ball-gag-slave-collar-without-ball-gag.html

Why, you don't note each complaint?

I would be disappointed, but I like being in a special position.

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I get that no biggie. I love the ones you picked out though! Especially the puppy one

>mr-s-leather
good taste user, love the quality of their stuff

I will make hat from you, little bunny

I note every complaint, but I only react to complaints from someone of some standing, like you.

:DD yez

hawt

I'm already a hat, though.

I have standing at last! MWAHAHAHA
I've been waiting years for this!

Duuude

mmmm :P

I need one.

fug

You've always had standing though.

I'm glad, if only you were closer we might be able to do something about it.

Definitely. Low-quality and faux leather goods (or anything, really) is the worst.

get an obey one

Me too.

But I'm not a swaggot

Hehe yeah totally, well like I say never say never and I got time off next year. If you're interested in chatting further

I am truly blessed.

Not a MAGA one?

OBEY and #FeelTheBern

with a coexist pin on the side

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You and me both.

Proper edgy, ayyyy.

Does this make us thread celebrities?

y tho
Do you hear that? It sounds a hefty heap like nobody giving a rat's destroyed arsehole.

could be worse

Probably.

Maybe.

>cared enough to reply
kek

kind of goes without saying in top 1%

>Saying in the top 100
>Saying

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I don't have Skype.

oh and if you could state from the start who you are please that would be great

hnnnngg

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sure thing.

Great!

Guys, i have question. Does anybody find this shit really arousal?

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I find it VERY arousal as a matter of fact.

Ha ha I've seen that webm before and didn't fall for it. Does that make me an oldfag now?

No, i mean for real

I posted it and it gave me a dickeating fetish

Some might find it very arousal.

It makes you a very special and unique snowflake who just earned Cred Forums platinum account for a month.

I do tho. You?

How much gay can you guys be. Post more lik this

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