A cup

>Butter
>Butter
>Butter
i can't believe it's not butter

We don't have walmart here so Idk what they sell.

> actually this retarded
every walmart sells the same shit, you wog

> Donuts
> Donut Holes
> Glue

A jar of dill pickles, lotion and forceps

Cucumber, lube, toddlers in tiaras season 1

An axe
Trashbags
Bleach

Baking soda
Vinegar
Enema kit

A cucumber.
Vaseline.
A belt.

> 12-pack of bud light
> sleeveless shirt
> teddy bear

1 shoe{not a pair}
Those big rolls of tickets
A first act guitar
Bonus points for being high on stimulants and trying to sneak something out inside the shoe

Shotgun, shells, bottle of jim beam

pseudophed
matches
kitchen scale

I'm actually confused. I think you win.

Well being that we don't have Walmart... what might it be that they all sell?

kys eurotrash

grapefruit

microwave

hannah montana wig

My dubs trump yours Amerifag

>Cum on the cashier
>steal pack of big league chew
>ask greeter for smiley sticker on way out

my Trump bombs your country shitskin

walmart employees no longer have souls nothing will work

Why isn't Hillary ahead by 50 points?

only a select few walmarts sell guns nowadays, though.

2 boxes of pickle flavored popsicles
1 big bottle of lube

...

Bag of walnuts
Lube
Scissors
Diapers. Pretend I don't have enough and put the diapers back

Candy
Rope
Black van

little girl's dress
pregnancy test
box of chardonnay

Cigarettes
Beer
Steak
Baby formula

End up having to to put something back at checkout, choose the formula

>Ps4 controller
>Ps4 game
>Xbox one

not that user, but election rigging.

Pretty original there bud

20 lbs of lye
duct tape
large trash bags

Plastic dinosaur.
Can of air duster.
.223 bullets.
>i really did grab just those from walmart a few weeks ago.

boy's underwear
12 pack of enemas
video camera

buy guns
buy ammunition
buy school uniform
tfw no murrifucks given

>dog leash
>peanut butter
>condoms

i was in wally marts a few minutes ago. the girl in front of me bought a bell pepper and a pregnancy test. no shit.

Preparation H
Herpecin L
"ultra-soft" toilet paper

crisco
condoms
tampons

Show up with a box of condoms pretend not to have enough cash a d come back with
Lube
Cling wrap
Rubber bands

Gaffer tape, nitrile gloves, condoms

blonde wig (they've already got halloween stuff out)
pantyhose
12 pack of condoms

/thread

Czech 'em

wally world is an interdimensional portal i think.

Black face paint
Poster board
Black lives matter teeshirt
>I'm a ginger

evil tripz, yo

Children.

They litteraly sell everything. From guns, to children's toys to torture devices to food. Its every store in one.

Snack baggies
A grinder
Biggest thing of oregano I could find.

bullets
bullets
bullets

Bag of candy, Halloween themed bowl, 100 pack of razor blades

Duct tape
Shovel
Casket
>yes walmart sells caskets

Donuts
Donut holes
Super glue

Pressure cooker
Pressure cooker
Pressure cooker

>walmart
>a grinder
haha 420 do you smoke weed cuz i do XD

you stole my bullets joke

Microwavable chinese meal, scotch tape, light brown complexion foundation

diapers,condoms, and crisco

Tissues
Lube
Boohbah DVD

Rope
10 tubes of Ben-Gay
Funnel

Vibrating cock ring
Sleeping pills
Dora the explorer backpack

Bowl
Skittles
M&Ms

Fertilizer
Gas can
Oklahoma tee shirt

You...you monster.

kek

Live fish
Funnel
Anal ease

Chilli sauce
Tampons
Video camera

"Just picking these up for my girlfriend, it's her time of the month"

Stool softener
Stool
Condoms

Shotgun shells
Shotgun
Largest container of mayo they have

Oops kept a reply open

Tylenol PM
Grey Goose
Compactor Bags

Box of fudge Popsicles
Box of laxatives
Popsicle making kit

donald trump coloring book (yes, they have that)
frozen taquitos
astroglide

Rope
Vaseline
Chair

fave

KY jelly
Condoms
Patio umbrella

Watermelon
Case of Mickeys
Adult size diapers

Extension cord
Toaster
Bathtub plug

Genuinely mad
GG

Ski mask
Gun
Rope

duct tape
teddy bear
condoms

Gummi worms
Hot sauce
Enema

Donut holes
Super glue
Donuts.

Kek

/thread

Candy
Rope
Soundproof mats.

What the holy dubfuk

>laxitives
>4litre jug of milk
>no name vegan hotdogs

One banana
Ziplock bags
Shaving creme

Best one so far

>tfw at walmart yesterday
>go to self checkout
>none available
>wait
>check out station manager guy tells me to come over and he'll ring me up
>O-Okay
>fucker gives keeps smiling at me all funny like
>picks up a yellow smiley face sticker and shoves his thumb in my face asking if I want a smiley face to "brighten my day up"
>tell him "Not really, no."
>quickly think oh shit I was rude, backpeddle
>say "But you can put it on this cereal box and make its day!"
>nailed it.tiff
>place stack of boxes on the counter next to me to put them in bags
>start putting them in bags
>fucker's still eyeballing the living fuck out of me with a creepy ass smile
>dude wanted to toss swords
>grabbed my bags and got the fuck out of there

Mr. Smileyface Guy, if you're reading this, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, I'm just not gay. pls no boipucci

×12 Jumex papaya flavor
Hamster tube
Scented candle

Palsternackor
Rosa Lakan
Fjärde säsongen av Dellert Dellert på DVD

A box of wine
Magnum Condoms
A funnel

>toss swords
fucking kek

Frying pan
Some gold fish
How to cook seafood guide

Pressure cooker
fireworks
Qu'ran

Cucumber
Book about abused woman
Child bicycle

A Glove
A Knife
Lance Allen Ito

Not quite sure why gay guys keep hitting on me. Do I have "Fuck me sideways, I'm gay for your poodle" written on my back?

Mother of god.

Best one I've seen

KY Jelly
Power Drill
Cucumber

>cheap beer
>cheap smokes
>a gift card with $0 balance

bushel of bananas
staple gun
box of xl condoms

2sp00ky
best of luck Cred Forumsro

Ribbed condoms
Peanut Butter
And a large cucumber

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

...

Toaster
Extension cord
Fedora

Goldfish
Yeast infection kit
6 pack of kiddies underwear

butter
condoms
mayonnaise

Some condoms
Some anal lube
A bunch of flowers

(Actually done this)

End my suffering :^)

If any of you were there to read it (probably not), I was also that guy that dealt with the black guy in the ocean.

What was the occasion?

Ha

Convincing gf to take it in the ass. WINRAR!

calipers
calipers
calipers

God damn, my girlfriend hates flowers
>they'll die
She says

Fuck bitch, I'll die too eventually.

Try fucking her in the pooper!

It might be a good idea to get rid of that shirt.

Ouch ouch it hurts, after an hour of being so fucking slow and gentle.
Fingers = no problem
penis = mega pain from hell chika can't stand it

I don't really care though, she's one hell of a lay.

A wire coat hanger, Viagra, and handcuffs.

...

"the show must go on"

>viagra
Not even Walmart sell prescription drugs over the counter

>evening gown
>bra
>water balloons

2 liter of sprite
Big thinga Cough syrup
Styrafoam cup

Buzz Lightyear
Condoms
Butter

More lube and a medium butt plug. Fuck her pussy with butt plug in her ass to get muscles relaxed.

kek

Jergins
Kleenex
Season one icarly

Three copies of saw II on blue ray

Wizard hat
Harry potter and the sorcerers stone
Lube

Leviosaaaahhhh

Lube
Baseball bat
Apron

Grape fruit

Knife

Lube

>threehundredandsixty

>being this new
Faggot

>mfw I live in virginia so walmart has the gun but not the beam

hotdog
toothpaste
hotdog buns

M&M's
Skittles
Reese's Pieces
already have a bowl

Happy Halloween, kids! Take a handful!

underrated

pregnancy test
rat cage
pvc pipe

3 legged stool.
Book on knot tying
5 metre rope

Dora the Explorer backpack
Lunchables
pressure cooker

hammer
nails
bandages

The cashiers at my walmart are south east asian barely speak english types. What spooks them?

girls underwear
dog treats
webcam

Mentos, Dt Soda, Enema kit

fun noodle
10w40
dog leash

Underrated

Wait, you're telling me that Walmarts with guns are rare? Walmart here has tons of guns but doesn't sell liquor...

This one knows too much.

Foam Hulk Fists
K-Y Jelly
Dozen Roses

>dealt with the black guy in the ocean
you... what?

condoms condoms condoms,
or an alternative is
lube lube lube