Your friend's mom flirts with you at a party

>your friend's mom flirts with you at a party
wat do?

Trust your penis. It knows what's best for you.

I roll to kill the bard

If pic related then I marry her and become friend's stepdad.

Laugh because I don't know how to respond, then stand there awkwardly and look at the ground

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id like to see some more greentext on this thread...

Greentext on Cred Forums about her and take some pics of her to post

>its kind of loud here user
>come up to my room with me so we can talk

D14, the bard has a defense of 15. Your attack misses and grazes the air near the bard's head. He Laughs at your attempt and then begins to break into a merry tune singing of your blundering miss and his deftness and agility. the song is not very good, but the tune is catchy.

beware, he has the "power of song"

EGADS!!!!

depends how she is.
but if it's mom like that, I would roughly fuck her and abuse her boobs

fhritp

Bump for more green text

>Tell her im sorry
>Really sorry
>Tell her i didnt meant to make her daughter cry
>Apologize a trillion times

If she's above 50 and you're like 20
Don't fuck her, I know someone who did that and all his buds fucked him off and laughed at him bc he was a desperate virgin until that point
He's now suicidal

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i'd be all over it

>Oh user, you're so funny
>always my favorite one of my son's friends

I am forreal
Me and her daughter have a special thing going on and i hope that we feel this forever

>Rape vigorously.

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

>find out you are super similar to your friend's dead dad

just post the tits

THIS

Just take off that shirt, I've already lowered my standards

>Who's your dirty little slut?

depends

do I have to wear that stupid condom?

Yana Mironenko is her name fyi guys.

Moar

If you don't want my husbands AIDS then yes.

>not wanting to be the meat in that sandwhich