Hey/b/ what the fuck is wrong with my hands and feet? I also have a sore throat

No joke, that looks like something called hand, foot, and mouth disease. Usually seen in children but can affect adults too.

Should be gone in a week or so. If it lasts longer than that or gets worse go see a doctor.

I'm afraid you have.....ass cancer, sorry OP.

You'll die in the next minute.

syphilis

That's Super-AIDS. Plan your funeral soon, nigga.

It looks like Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease, no joke. There was an outbreak of it recently.

I'd go right to the ER if I were you.

This user is correct, just dealt with an outbreak of it at my uni. Nothing to sweat over, OP

Everyone laugh at the newfriend.

You got da meezles. Aids is next. Bye OP

its called being white

you don't need a doctor ffs, all they're going to do is say "Yep, you have a viral infection. Take warm baths and use aspirin for the fever"

I'm diagnosing you with zikebolaids

trust me, I'm a doctor

yep, this. hfm is annoying as fuck but it's not terrible

Hand, foot, and mouth.
Google it.

Looks like you have AID.

>viral infection
>use aspirin

ever heard of reye's syndrome doc?

tl;dr: don't EVER fucking use aspiring if you suspect a viral infection. use tylenol, advil, whatev, but NOT aspirin

gang grrre.. gangred

How surprised I was to find that hand foot and mouth disease is not made up.

Hands, Feet, and Mouth disease, it's been spreading like fucking wild fire lately.

And yes this does exist, look it up, it has all the symptoms you listed.

I meant ibuprofen. But the whole "aspirin during a viral infection will always give you reye syndrome" thing is mostly bullshit anyway. No significant link has ever been proven.

always get that on my hands when im really nervouse

It's HFM, but treatable. Something in sour cream helps the itching until you can get a prescription

you get blisters on your hands when you're nervous? what the fuck

Your turning into a beta faggot.

not blisters, but red spots goes away in seconds too

Medfag here: correct hand foot mouth. Viral. No cure except time

Hand foot and mouth disease

Definitely Septic Shock

Oi Faggot you got allergies or some shit?
that looks like hives, get some bakeing soda nigga

It has a high probablity of being something that we havent discovered but lately we have had a huge rush of patients coming in with this strange disease. It has latin roots but for now we have to call it hand foot mouth disease

It's just contact dermatitis, get some steroid cream such as eumovate and it will be gone in no time. It could also be ass cancer.

aid

Honestly this. Coming from an ER user this is 100% what will happen.

you have terminal cancer

Agreed, it's going around the daycare I work at currently kids we sent home had the same bumps on their skin. Main difference between rash and HFM is HFMs bumps are more raised not really flat like a rash would be

contact dermatitis. get steroid cream

Ayyr my housemate had got reye's last year. He is now deaf in one of his ears

Hands, foot and mouth
Aka hoof and mouth disease

You need to go to a doctor

You have weird monkey hands

Popsicles are your friend OP. Sleep and popsicles. Kids love getting this one.

this

It's mumps
stupid vaxxer