Your words, mah voice. Tell me what to say and I'll record it in my dulcet tones

omfg im wet

darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolutely horror
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in myself
body my holding cell

I wish the Jews had gotten their big nosed, kike, easy bake nigger asses burned and roasted out of existence by the Nazis. I hope each and every fucking sheeny snipcock gets gunned down in their homes.

WOW you should consider doing voice over work. That voice is like butter.

i'm pretty sure i've talked to you in a gay hotline before

Call me a slut.

The saddest words of mouth or pen, Cred Forums was right again.

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Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas, call the Ay-rabs!

I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow
Take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow

Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair!

Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land
Get below deck with a dick in your hand!

Anchors away and shiver me timbers, we like to fuck ladies with our 8-inch limbers

As a matter of fact, that IS what I do. Shit tier, and barely make a living. But beats having to wear pants and get up in the morning.

How are you even deciding what to say? Dubs get, trips get? Or are you just cherry picking? In which case what's the point of even posting anything? This is communism.

if this were communism we'd be dead this is clearly liberalism

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>traps
Nice one OP

Holy shit, that was nice.I especially like the end, lol.Thanks user, you're fantastic!

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If your voice was a person, I'd fuck it regardless of gender.

>your voice just made me go gay for a second and I resent you for it
>fucking queer
>no homo

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TOP KEK

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in the year of our lord 2016, i ask you...

whats the difference?

Your voice is too goddamn good

wife

Legendary voice, OP

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Are you serious? Hungarian porn?
What else have you done? Your voice sounds familiar like I've heard it narrating someones youtube channel before..

Oh wait, you sound like that asshole who voices the CinemaSins videos. But just a LITTLE bit different...

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no like, "you fucking slut"

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liberals have the ideology of liberty (that means choice for themselves) until it comes to virtue signal how helpful they are to foreigners while communists have the preface of community and equality but end up taking all the shit for themselves

>still read it
YA RUSKIE FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAH OWNED

+1 OP

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

plz plz plz

PLEASE THIS!

But with the accent, dont be a fag.

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>choice for themselves
>the illusion of choice*
>preface of community and equality
>end up rioting and looting stores when a black man gets shot by a white cop*

ftfy, Welcome to American politics.

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The gene pool is stagnant

I'm the minister of chlorine

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Start flaming anons, you're fucking hilarious omg

>reading comprehension

Wait, you mean the "Honest Trailers" guy or the "Everything wrong with..." guy? I meant the latter, in either case.

>I havent heard of you
Yeah but you do this for a living. Isn't the entire point of doing that getting your name out so THAT people will hear of you? And regardless OF that obscurity, I might've actually heard of the projects you worked on if not your name itself.

>describes liberalism
>in vague terms that apply to US politics
>describes communism
>in vague terms that ALSO apply to US politics
>rendering them both identical to one another in the year of our lord 2016
>reading comprehension

your problem i explained it perfectly they aren't mutually exclusive

Did basement vocs a while myself - hard living to be sure. Good way to keep the vocal'works exercised. Clean work (regardless context) - props

I was raped when I was 8yo. I'm ok now, I feel like the angel of death.

Not an accent I'm particularly consistent with , sorry to say. And I clipped the ic like a fookin amateur I did!

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>your port is being tracked right now
lost it

Yeah, I was getting them mixed up in me head. I was thinking the honest trailers guy.

Regardless, they both got solid gigs, so I seethe with resentment. ...or not, they seem like fun and talented motherfuckers, so more power to em.

my nipples are ready

You could start a YT channel too, yknow. They started somewhere, with 0 fans or subscribers and look at em now.
>started from the bottom now theyre slightly above the bottom
>keepin the dream alive

Gotta run, this might be the last one....

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...

Hey remember me? Its me Jimmy from nam'

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

My name is Casey Miller, and I'm in the third grade.Ever since I can remember people have told me I should read their morning announcements. My friends always said to me, "Dear Casey, your voice is like butter to our ears. Could you please find a way to get that audible chocolate on the airwaves?" Well, here I am, and hopefully I'll be the kid with the job.

it was just my reaction to your voice, thanks anyway, now my nipples are definetly ready OP.

Awright, this is the last one then....

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Not OP but I'll read your bullshit.

>Oh, I'm not your boyfriend, but I'll rub my flaccid little cock all over your tits until I spunk on them.

uhhhh, thanks. But no thanks.

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i'm bored too

dont hurt yourself

was that actually your asshole?

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there you go faggot

nah

thiiissss

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wow you sound like you're on the brink of puberty. jesus christ.

...

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Id just like to point out you are a massive faggot

comedy god here

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Have you done any voice work for any small time vidya or television?

Also what are your thoughts on the more higher up voice actors and if you could would you wanna have your voice used in something big like a movie or show or game?

Sorry for the questions

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theres potential if youd just work on your cadence.
>talk dirty to me baby

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fucking awful.

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pic related

>triggered preteen

Nigger me up the ass

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Jesus, this thread is still alive?

Yeah, I've done local and regional TV ads for a shit-ton of markets across the US and Canada, as well as a handful of games. This is what I do so of course I'd be thrilled to be in something bigger. Mind you, even the "big" games pay kinda shit, so you still need to get a lot of work to keep making a living. Some of the League of Legends voice actors on got around 300 bucks for their work, which is crazy considering how popular the game is.

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pls hlp

Give me that announcer voice bae

I did my best,dont get pissy
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Well i hope you get off better man, voice actors kinda get the bad end of the stick which is a shame honestly, you seem like a nice guy so i hope you have a good turn around in the future to something great, you sound great.

Know the names of any of the games or such, just curious

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