32 year old guy who lives in a nudist community with his wife and kids here, AMA. Also general nudism thread...

Would you say most of the people there are hippies?

what's wrong OP? you scerd?

is there an issue if you stare at boobs or accidently bump into other peoples genitals?

when you kiss your wife, what does Jamal's jizz taste like?

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You didn't even earn a (You), sorry.

Meh. She's a smart qt. I haven't seen anyone in real life who I thought was cuter, and pics of strangers have too much of a disconnect.

You might be right. I have seven kids so I'm probably just in denial.

Mostly pretty consevative families. Only "hippies" would be a few older couples.

Very.

Staring is rude, but people don't care if you just look. And bumping is the same as in clothed places. Just apologize.

There aren't any black people here, so I'd be pretty heartbroken if she left town just to cheat on me.

Are you a pedo, op?

I think OP left thread

AMA
more like
you guys hurt my mangina

Where is this nudist colony? Like not specific location (unless you dont mind) but state wise

Nah. Some people use nudism for that, swinging, and a myriad of other things, but I'm not one of them.

I just try to answer in bulk.

Is there like circle jerk Tuesday or family orgy night or something or what fun do you guys have

Should we legalize weed?

Yes... If by pedo you mean mean I have a hot wife

what's is happening here?

How big is this community? Neighborhood size, or like a town?

dub duce on dub duce!?!?!? OP confirmed as pedophile

Are you in the United States? If so, who are you voting for?

Prolly a guy pretending to be op

Hilldog of course

We're having a fucking gay and fake AMA.

Op isn't going to answer the real questions. We all know they do wife and daughter swaps but he's just going to pretend that it doesn't happen. There's no legitimate reason to be a nudist it stay in a nudist colony unless you're into kiddly diddly.

I bet everyone there is Mormon too right? Or new aged cultists.

Cuck confirmed

not OP
just pointing out the something

Well executed reversal, OP.

Show us your dick.

Not you, dude.

Agreed post cock. You're a nudist, prove it.

Fucking Degenerate

I'll answer whatever, but don't let that stop your sick fantasies I guess.

Trump. Hilary is a mess.

300+ people

I don't care one way or the other.

We have community events like bbqs, but no sexy time.

Same fag pretending to be op

Your nudism sucks. Go have freaky sex.

any gay stuff going on? any at all?

Not sure how this went from accusing me to be gay to asking for dick pics.

>Trump. Hilary is a mess
what do you think Trump and Trump supporters would think of you?

Thanks for the advice.

Kids experiment, but there aren't any gay couples here. That I know of, at least.

Can we see a picture of your adorable familly ? :D

Mostly your daughter, close-up picture if possible.

EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE !

Are your local police nudists too? Do they wear uniforms on the job?

You are OP. You are a piece of meat. If you aren't willing to be dehumanized, you should know better than come here.

This is cringeworthy to the max. Op wont comment on any other women living in supposed nudist colony because he is so in love with his wife who literally guess eye fucked by a bunch of naked man everyday. I don't even know her but I am certain she sucks infinite dicks

Is it gay to walk around naked? You do it in front of kids and shit. You shouldn't have a problem with posting your cock here then faggot. How dare you even attempt to insinuate negativity leveraged against homosexuality. Like you literally show your gentials to kids.

Why?

Why not ?

how do cover up boner if nude w/o being super obvious?

Got a hot daughter?

They do wife and daughter swaps out there all the time. I grew up as a kid in a nudist colony and I can say with 100% certainty that OP is full of shit when he says nothing sexual goes on there. That's the only reason they congregated together and are all secretive. They don't want people to know what they are doing. Ask a former victim of nudism anything.

Did your dad's cock taste good?

same could be said of being gay, druggie, homo, democrat, fag, black, light in the loafers, socialist, peter puffer...

the burden of proof is on you

That is th real fucking question, the only one who need an answers.

10/10 would see this question again

If you aren't going to post cock or answer the real questions, why are you here?

How often did these swaps happen?

Daughter wife swaps? As in adult men fucking other familys daugters?

did kid get fucked ? Tell me

Is there any sexual abuse on these fucking nudist shit ?

You use your hand. But, since your hand isn't big enough to cover it, you have to keep moving your hand up and down to block out the whole image.

Not really, It was mostly others. They swap back and forth between different people. My dad never really joined in but he would trade me for other people's kids.

Welcome to Cred Forums

Op just wants attention. his nudist wife is getting torn wide open by Jamal right now and he is bored

Probably wouldn't care. My community is toptier, so I doubt the nudity would be too triggering.

All of my kids are under ten, so no thanks. Some loser here would exploit them, plus I'd be banned.

We hire security for tourist issues, but we don't have active police in the community. Security guys are dressed.

(You)

Nah, but Cred Forums isn't my community. I feel comfortable where I live. Not so much here.

Community is good and I was raised here. Just stuck with it.

You carry a towel around.

Oldest daughter is seven, so she's just cute.

I already mentioned this friendo.

which of his buddy's cornholed you the best?

what do you do during winter?

>the burden of proof is on you
Too much responsability for me, i'm gonna commit suicide and reborn as an other perso who never hear of Cred Forums. brb

>Probably wouldn't care. My community is toptier, so I doubt the nudity would be too triggering.

why choose to be a nudist?

Im male so thankfully I didn't get passed around too much. They're really secretive about it so it's hard to say exactly how much but my impression is pretty frequently. They generally try to groom you first tho to make it seem like they're a friend or teaching you.
Yea. Sometimes ladies too. I'm a guy so they didn't pay attention to me too much after I hit puberty cause I didn't really like it. They don't want people going to the cops and shit either so they don't really threaten you or anything just try to convince you.
Tons. It's also kinda lucrative from what I hear cause they take pics and sell them and shit at their little BBQ's and functions. They also have like little sex festivals where they try to convince kids it's okay to have sex. It's basically a giant open air orgy where they invite little kids. It's really sick and depraved.

that is exaclty why i'masking, i want cp picture you stingy

fap on kid vagina | do the same few time | save a picture | prison case.

>Probably wouldn't care. My community is toptier, so I doubt the nudity would be too triggering.
you think trump supporters wouldn't care about this? are you retarted or just mentally disabled?

What do you get out of the lifestyle? It's not a sex thing, that's pretty clear. Do you get the sense that you are having a more natural experience of life? Is it something like the vibe people get from choosing not to wear shoes? Kinda like an authenticity thing? I'm trying to understand the vibe. Walking around the house naked doesn't do anything for me, but I'm not out in the sunshine and the wind either. This is a serious and respectful question.

Wear clothes. Same thing when it rains.

I was born into it.

Lots of fags ITT who are pretending to be me. I guess I'm honored.

I know a nudist camp not so far to my position. I'm gonna take a look and ask some kid.

You if tell the truth, i'm gonna kill a lot of they piece of shit.

FUCK, thank god i have a fucking fire weapon.

They pay off politicians and shit and invite them to bbqs to share the kids. How else do you think they're able to stay hidden and away from prying eyes.

how does it feel that this guy
is telling the truth and taking over your thread?

From what I hear it's worse in other places in the world but it's necessarily connected to nudist camps, however alot of top tier pedophiles do flock to the camps. The problem is they don't really let tourists or outsiders in becuase it would draw in alot of attention. It's mostly "families" and financiers.

So what do you do for work? how does a small community like this function? i'm guessing they have regular jobs and work out of the neighbourhood and live/work normal lives while they're out? or is it self sustaining?

He ain't gonna admit to shit especially since hes a breeder / Dugger type that beleive in a full quiver. They're all pretty good at lying and covering shit up. This is why he keeps going on about getting kicked out.

I'm sure they have businesses, but no way is it self sustaining.

I wonder how long till he gives his kids a full quiver?

>I was born into it.
were you taken advantage of as a child?

wait as in you got swapped around to get fucked by men? or do you mean the wives and daughters? also what happens to the kids when they grow up? are even the kids depraved sex deviants or victims?

Like I said, I was born here so I didn't suddenly decide to go into it one day. I stayed because it feels natural and open, though. You don't worry about dumb shit. Kids grow up with a better knowledge of life, and the community is pretty conservative and family oriented. It also feels great, but that's not the top reason.

He might be telling about his experiences, but they aren't mine. Nudism is kind of like religion in the sense that it had different sectors. Some muslims won't let you into their restaurant, some skin your dog, some cut your head off, but some are fine. I didn't deny that people abused nudism, they just don't here.

Actual OP here, and I work in IT.

I experimented with other kids, some older, but nothing forced.

chill out pajeet

I inherited the problem of having a varicose seal form on my left nut. How does one deal with that in a nudist colony? Its hard enough finding the right underwear to support it. Also what do woman do about their tits flopping around when they work out?

>I experimented with other kids, some older, but nothing forced.

aka, was 100% diddled.

Please cool it with the incest and pedophilia stuff. It is cheap, low, unimaginative, not funny and unworthy of your time or that of the other folks here.

I left as a teenager cause was tired of the molestation, plus they don't really let you go to school or associate with other kids and kinda just keep you locked up as a sex slave.

Some live there and commute to work and others "vacation" there to have "fun" during summers and stuff. Many are kinda wealthy or are able to do work from home. They aren't an isolated island snd aren't self sufficient at least in my "colony".

The main thing to remember is that they are very selective and protective of their community, so they generally won't let you in unless you have something to contribute. They own all the real estate so you really can't buy a house and they a very good job of keeping the location as secretive and isolated as possible. No one really talks about the place outside of the community either for the same reason.

Thanks for the reply. I get it that you were born into it and that's why it's your natural default way to be. Could you describe how you feel when you go out into the world clothed? How would you contrast the two, with a focus on your state of body and mind when clothed?

>I experimented with other kids, some older, but nothing forced.
I am genuinely curious now...
You are a conservative nudist who has had sexual experiences as a child.... yet a trump supporter.
What do other conservatives think about OP?
How does OP reconcile this with right wing opinions?

I am a conservative and will vote for Trump. I don't have any problem with OP's lifestyle. He seems like a family man who probably pays more in taxes than he consumes in services.

do you get boners from naked teens or kids?

Some of the kids grow to like it cause they are trained to think it's okay. They try to pretend they are teaching them. It's worse for the girls cause they get swapped around alot and the their own father's do the brunt of the "training"..

Some of the kids stay and do the same stuff to the other kids there as well. They learn from the adults and use their training on the younger kids. They have little events where everyone just kinda fucks each other. The whole point of the environment is to normalize the aspect of sex and nudity in the community so that no one objects, at least so the kids don't.

Wives will swap with husbands. Sometimes they'll fuck the boys but it doesn't happen too often some guys are territorial about their wives but not their daughters. Boys get passed to "mentors" where they will try to groom them when they're like around 8 or 9 years old but once the boys start to enter into puberty they don't really fuck with them. Plus the older boys are more likely to refuse for various reasons. Again, the older kids will start to molest the younger ones at that point.

Honestly I would say victims cause they don't know better. They aren't allowed to go out of the community. They don't go to a real school. Alot of parents don't allow their kids cellphones or internet or TV sometimes too.

I left when I was like 17 tho.

Show us a picture of your wife or this thread is over

degenerate

Do people play up the body art more, since they are nude? Like more tattoos and piercings and jewelry and body paint and stuff like that, or is it more just plain old peanut butter and jelly nakedness?

>a nudist community
You can prove this of course with pictures.

so do you think OP was just a horrifically ugly kid?

fine, this is her a couple years ago. Not posting any pictures with my whole family though

Seriiously nobody is gonna ask about boner policies?

We have a binary choice before us here in the US, and the lesser of the evils is Trump. We are having riots in the streets and terrorist shootings daily now, it has never been so bad. The economy is teetering on collapse yet again, and WWIII has already started in the Middle East thanks to Obama's and Clinton's bungling.

Can't you just act like a normal member of society? Your kids are going to have problems later in life thanks to you. This is going to affect them much more than you think.

I'm not sure what to say, user.

Nope.

I'm dressed often enough that clothing doesn't feel too weird. Nude is better and feels better, but dressing isn't too bad.

Nope.

People are about being natural, so earrings are about the highest people go. Most body modification (including circumcision) is uncommon.

Nice get.

>not op
>quads of luck
You are now op

ABORT THREAD

*retch
quads of disgusting

It was me. I was just complimenting my own get. That's my natural beauty of a hubby

I've already answered. Read back friendo.

I'm pretty normal besides coming here.

bet she sucks a mean dick and loves to swallow

Everyone there is pretty religious. It's basically a cult. Alot of them are independently wealthy as well ( which is why the community is the way it is). Outwardly they are very conservative as a result. Alot of group think too since they all drink the same cool aid. OP is right, the community is really close knit but that's because it has to be. They need secrecy and cohesion to operate.

>I'm pretty normal besides coming here.
you are a freak. it is sad that you do not realize this

do you have any daughters? Are they teens?

I prefer to keep my bedroom life between me and my wife. But we have been married for a good bit so it's safe to say we know eachother. Minus the time I mistook her belly button for her vagina

How are real estate transactions done to move there? Is it like a gated community and real estate agents bring in buyers? I'm trying to imagine how homes get bought and sold and rented.

They don't pass boys around as much. He also might be lying. They're alot more secretive with the boys and many are against homosexuality. At least publicly.

>get molested as kid
>still confuse the navel for the vag

OP is gay

>if you are an adult.
So if you're not an adult you don't have to cover up your boner?

you are 10x more interesting than OP

>I'm pretty normal besides coming here.
>you are a freak. it is sad that you do not realize this
[chanting]ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Alot of people are born there or grow up there. New people will come from similar communities or are vetted before hand.

I could really care less what adults do in private.. but you brought your kids into it. That's fucking sick.

What's it like to get a sunburn on your dick?

Where do you keep the towel

Not really, just thought I'd share my experiences.

I'm straight. My wife just has a lot of natural curves so it can be easier than you might think to slip in the wrong area.

That's her above, although I probably should have been able to feel her stomach because her fupa was quite bigger than usual

its in a little boys ass most the time, so no worries there

Thanks for sharing OP, it was educational.

oh, you've fucking done it now,son

came to ask this

I have three but the oldest is seven.

It's like a gated community. You have to schedule with the community planner guy. It's pretty simple.

If you are under 14-16ish, you don't. Nobody cares if kids get them because they can't help it and kids don't have lewd intentions.

You carry it with you. You sit on it. You try not to lose it.

Hasn't happened to me yet.

He honestly didn't explain much. Was really vague and obtuse when he did explain stuff.

Your kids ages keep changing in every other post. Why are you lying??

Care to explain?

>where the sun don't shine

have your kids ever had an outside friend to their house? have you thought about how that might deprive them of a host social scenario

>If you are under 14-16ish, you don't.
>kids don't have lewd intentions.

I don't know what 14-16 year olds you know

You're retarded. The ages never changed.
>none older than 10
>oldest is 7
Every time he mentions their age he says the same thing you fucking nigger.

I'm fake OP all of the above posts were me. Real OP is a faggot for not posting a picture of his wife

I've been waiting for you to come back for a while now. I've thought up several good questions for you, so please, I NEED THE ANSWERS OR IT WILL CLAW AT MY SOUL FOR ETERNITY

1) What do women do when they start their periods in public places, and has it ever happened in front of you?

2) What do women do while they are on their periods?

3) How do you play strip poker? Do you play strip poker at all, or is it called something like "get-dressed poker" where if you lose you have to put clothes on?

4)Do people shave their downstairs or do they let that bush grow?

5)is it awkward to date? Do people come to the dates clothed or do they just come naked?

6) Are the people that cook the food naked? Does deep fried food even exist at all in your dimension?

do you realize you are the brain washed retard whos children and loved ones are abused by rich, influential, and tourists of your "community"?

Hey OP do you guys ever have problems with papparrazi? (I know I spelled it wrong) mostly in the sense of norms/weirdos trying to take pics of your people from the outside?

They're full of shit which is why he's spewing this narrative in the first place.

I had boners all the fucking time when I was 11-17 less so now. But fuck. It was embarrassing.

OP (or guy who was abused by nudist pedophiles) Don't leave us now!!!!

Op, how old are you and your wife?

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12
perfectly normal and natural

Yeah, pretty often. Some go nude, some don't. They visit other kids more often though because a lot of parents aren't comfortable with the nudism thing.

14-16 is moreso an involuntary puberty boner exception. Lies more in the idea that they can't help it.

1. Women learn when it will happen, so they are pretty generous in preparation for it. I don't remember seeing it happen in front of me in public.

2. They wear a bottom and whatever sanitary items they use.

3. We usually just play normal poker. No clothes for all parties.

4. Majority of women shave. Men do not.

5. It wasn't awkward for me because I met my wife when I was tiny, so I wasn't too autistic. People see normally nude regardless.

6. They wear an apron at the very least. Fried food exists here, but most people avoid it.

Not really. People try it during busy months, but they get kicked out. You aren't supposed to have pictures of people without their permission. Especially kids.

Yeah, it happens. My oldest gets them occasionally, but I know it'll get worse.

Both 32. "Met" when we were babies because our families were friends.

You hang it over the end of your knob like a towel rack.

live oak?

No?

Bump

SHOW US A PICTURE OF YOUR WIFE

ever hurts yourself really bad cooking? usually just in soccer shorts myself and when im frying shit in oil invariably some splashes and stings for a bit but i could imagine it being worse if nude and more of a shower than a splash.

how does it feel to have the smallest dick in your nudist club

Not since I was little. You learn to not fuck up.

Gonna sleep now guys, see you. Enjoy the thread, but beware any fags trying to take over.