I'm drunk and just fucked up

Fuck it. Know how many regrettable things I have done while drunk? Esp with my cell phone?

>submitted a drunk video of me singing and playing my guitar about my new tattoo my hot tattoo artist...no response
Never even got back to me about a touch up.
>drunk texted ex's many times
>total plenty of chicks we should get it on
>fucked 2 fat girls...that I hit up while drunk
Fuck. I've probably done more. But I just moved on and forgot about it.

Just delete your texts. You'll get over the cringy-ness of it in a few days.

Don't do this.

Ive done similar things, but while fucked up on ambien, coke, and booze. Shame on you, you sick fuck

I remember you from yesterday. you have still not clarified if it is a she or a he in the picture.

your text is not bad, worse case scenario you avoid the friendzone.

yea why in the fuck would you say just once you fucking idiot

and defintely dont say that, will only make it worse

>virgins

Just say you sent it to the wrong person. It's safe to assume it's not happening.

Faggot.

>her>

yea dude. dont go back on your word. Show her that alpha male dick her puny female brain is begging for. then stick that huge cock of yours in her puny asshole and fuck the Asking Alexandria out of her slut existence. Give her a life changing fuck user that only you and your alpha man chode can give her.

dont do this dont be a beta cuck op just go balls deep and peruse it

After I turned 21, I became a bit of an alcoholic.

I could look back and cringe. But y'know what I do? I laugh and think, damn, I was a drunk retard.

You are fucked

Shes probably never going to talk to you again. Coming from a fellow female. I wouldn't. I'd be creeped the hell out if my friend said that and I'd break contact.

Look everybody the man is hurt

She replied

Talking to people while drunk is usually a bad idea.

ITT:
>virgins
thisis guy gets it
give her an out "if you don't want to, that's fine too. just thought we should"

You got lucky...

Drunk dude posting previously ITT.
I also got some GOOD girls while spitting game, purely through text, while smashed.

Girl I hooked up with.

Just delete your texts, and her number. If she doesn't reply? Eh, fuck it. You won't even have her number to think about texting again. Her loss.

What the fuck. Where's the message you sent? You lying cunt.

what did her gif say? I'm assuming it has some text somewhere

How so?

Dubs decides what I say next

Kek

this is the time that you send her a cock pic.

go for broke

nothing to lose here except the friendship of some stupid cock tease.

DO IT user

I said it then sent the pic that said "if we don't sub, Jesus died for nothing"
No text in the gif. Just the girl rolling her eyes

Youre not fucked up just horny
Both of you should b fine eventually
At least thats not the most fucked up thing you could do imo

screencap or it didn't happen

Bitch, every man you know wants to fuck you. Stop telling yourself it's because you're an awesome person. It's literally because you are a walking hole.

you are an idiot. if hes forward enough to ask to fuck, he should stand by what he said and not wilt like a fucking leaf, then hes for sure never getting it

Lol I'm fucked

fuq herr

gay ass faggot

You're not, she wants your dick

Ahahahaha

What, you think NONE of your guy friends -assuming you have any- want to fuck you? You're really that fugly? Or is the admitting it out loud part that makes it wrong?

You're a shitty friend. Its good you stop speaking with them, because you don't deserve them.

Hahaha thats not fucked up, thats fucking kiddish...

not at all keep it up until you get an answer buddy, just dont backtrack.

Now I'm confused....

Yes

oh shit i didnt see the emoji at first!!

theres your answer OP she wants the dick, full steam ahead lay it the fuck down

what is this shitty messaging on the chan

fucking noob

Fucked up by adding "Just once"

Send text "Just kidding"

Send another text "...about the just once part"

Will fix all problems

NOW u fukt up

this guy knows, this is how we do things

Uh... Getting interesting

What do I say?

do a diagram

"My friend and i talk all the time" Eh?

I'm insecure really, how the hell do you expect me to approach you? It's tough to explain but it's hard not to be weird around someone when you want to get with them...

Just say, I think you're really cute and I've been thinking about asking you to have sex with me for. Awhile now

tell her that you guys might not talk much, but you're trying to change that

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT SAY ITS CAUSE YOURE DRUNK

Your fucked m80

thats what I was thinkin

do not listen to these fruitcakes

dubs winrar

Lol
We talk at least once a day. I don't know how that isn't talking all the time

oohh dude. shes not rejecting you outright. you have a slim chance

okay youve gotta stick with the plan if you pussy out youre fucked and you loss your chance

no but really tho wtf
>get out of here mom

I'm that fugly *nod*

take a dick pic and send it to her you faggot

Come over and we can talk. Bring condoms

do it op

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GAY ASS FAGGOTRY

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT

WHAT IS THIS SHIT ON MY CHAN AT 8 AM

FUCKING NIGNOG

KYS NOOB

irish girl?

she gonna be super tight

You sound like a fucking faggot.

Give me her number. I'll fuck that ladyboy.

are you married with kids or something op?

if that

She's into all that soul and hippie shit.

nigga what even?

shes kinda ugly face small boobs and looks like no ass shes probs insecure about her body and shit so this could be really good for you or completely fuck you over

and you fucked it up already
>my soul screams

Oh dude, you fucked up with that last message.
Thats.. Thats just fucking gay.

Fuck man, way too heavy. Gotta keep it light hearted. Nothing is a big deal ever to a man that girls want to fuck

Is... Is that the script of the one ring written around her thigh?
And how she looks...
Oh dear god.
Never have I fallen for someone so hard so fast as this.
Good luck, user... I'm rooting for you.

what.the.fuck.

this had potential. instead you said the gayest shit imaginable.

GODDAMIT THATS IT BOYS IM OUT

yrs that is a LotR tat

Do it

k wait you might be able to fix this OP what does she mean when she said "and you know how i am about this stuff"?

OP isn't gana poke

OP what the fuck are you doing!!!!!!!!!!! you are never going to see this chick's pussy HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Ya fuck this. Nothing more to see here boys

Lesson learned. Don't be a fucking fag

She gets hit on by desperate dweebs all the time

your a legend op

She resembles the fucking weird femenist from The Dictator with the hairy pits, nigga you either ugly as fuck or setting the bar too low.

>my soul screams

OP
tell her to ignore everything you've said
except this
" i love you"

Calling it right now: OP is trolling us. This ends with Bel Air, tree fiddy, or "your mother will die in your sleep".

Mark my words.

My soul, it screams.

>Feminine
>Penis

Pick one

>iloveyou
fuck off go take a sleep

can't be a romantic now a days?

so really you're just another desperate dweeb then

I'm crossing my fingers for walk the dinosaur

jesus thats like what a 13 year old emo faggot that just discovered edgar allen poe would say.

you let me down OP.

This, except i think it's a troll attempt with a gay twist, aka that pic is of a faggot

Ugh... She signed off

>My friend and I talk all the time
>You barely talk to me

OP what you look like?

lol rekt

My fuckin' sides.

Okay gentlemen.............OP is definitely a faggot. Move along

You fucked up big time OP

>my soul screams

Your a fucking retard OP dont do this shit again

Way to go dickhead.

Basically I am

I also just happen to have a hot as fuck Asian wife that's 100% submissive and for some reason I'm trying as hard as I can to ruin my marriage

Post more pics.

thats unfortunate, is your soul screaming?

Post pics.

post her pic

pics or it never happened

post more pics

I would kill 10 Google's to be in your position

>my soul screams

OP is a lying, virgin, big pile of shit.

He will remain a virgin.

Time to leave.

As retribution for being a fucking moron, post pics of the wife.

my soul screams for pic of ur wife

full kek

Forever alone.

MY SOUL IS SCREAMING
S C R E A M I N G

POST PICS OP 4 BEING A FAGGOT

do we have a new meme here?

New phone so I only have this ass pic that I snuck after cumming inside her butthole

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M Y S O U L I S S C R E A M I N G
S C R E A M I N G

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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ha, and she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

I sure hope so

>inb4 soul_is_screaming.jpg

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ha, and she thought soul could be screaming jacking his dick

Not sideways asscrack therefore not real Asian

Fake and gay

Why do you want to ruin having a submissive Asian wife?

this is now a miranda coscrove thread

ha, and he thought his soul was being sneaky screaming for her dick

Wait so you have a wife and kids and she knows that and you wonder why she doesnt want to fuck you?

fucj you OP. She deserves better. If she was some slut that fucked you knowing you had a wife thats one thing. But she didnt. Because youre a piece of shit.

fuck you man. Just fuck you. I wish I could spen every waking moment with my woman and our son but I cant and here you are ruining your shit with what you already have at home.

fucking christ im triggered af.

this guy

>his soul is screaming

thought soul for was and, her he dick his screaming ha sneaky being

Well SOMEBODY'S soul is screaming

Wait till tomorrow, if no response say sorry I was drunk,

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I think I'm just making it worse now

This is me when my soul screams.

make her laugh

you are, you fucking spazz

holy shit

Tomorrow say you were super drunk and you didn't mean it.

She's already laughing at him

he was dick soul scream jacking she sneakily thought

>inb4 more soul screaming

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OH MY GOD

yes boys.

babay moma and I cant get along and I miss em terribly. Thats all it is. Seeing some fuck ass deliberately ruin his family while I beg to god every day I could have another chance to wake up next to mine just enrages me. Kills me. Youre such a fucking idiot. You dont know the darkness you live in when you lose your baby and the love of your live. You want to live in anger and sadness? Because this is what youre doing.

Youre gonna dump a few loads into some dyke looking cunt who isnt even that good looking and once shes done with you too, youre gonna have nothin at all.

Id like to beat the living fuck out of you you sack of cunts.

>Sauron's Mordor language tattooed on leg

probably has a "One Ring" replica stuck around her dick

lol

heeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
scccccrreEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMmmm!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

calm down dude hell eventually get what he deserves if he seriously does this type of shit

ha, she sneakily sneak sneaking sneaky sneak

Wew your soul must really be screaming to get your life back

Is this worthy of cap?? It's just fuck up after fuck up with OP

ha

Just send her like two or three more OP, that'll show her that your just drink and you know your shouldn't have its obvious she would feel bad about fuckin u if ur married and maybe if she thins you'd feeel guilty about it too shed be more down

Id just like to point out that as angry I may be right now the whole "soul is screaming" thing is still hilarious.

and fuck you for that.

LET ME BE ANGRY

Personally I just really hope that he made this whole thread... ruined his whole life... JUST to make a meme.
Like... That's just the kind of thing an user would do.
Ruins life, but makes meme so it was k.

fuck OP and fuck this thread
later fellas

>my soul screams

dont worry OP, she's probably just showering and shaving before she comes over for a solid dicking

>how fucked am I

not a lot

>tfw your soul is screaming but your body keeps memeing

>My soul screams
>so we fuckin or what
Someone screen cap this shit

my sides

that manly jawline tho

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I just witnessed a man ruin his marriage.
I just got up from bed because I was hungry, holyshit what type of soapbox are we on now?

Fuck i thought I was going to bed. I didn't expect to gold this late
> My soul is screaming

Bro you are just trying to fool around nothing to do with your soul just your sex drive

the wide shoulders and flat ass... that's a man. OP is a massive faggot.

Satan speaks truth of sinly labido

>you have a family
>GAME OVER

OPs soul is screaming for another man

Fucking kek OP

OP died for our memes.
Praise kek. Rolling.

Post more chink wife

how much do you want to fuck her?
if not that much just tell her you're drunk af and to ignore the text

Shes not even your friend Op fuck

I drunken propositioned my friend once. She never replied. I thought she dismissed it as just me being stupid drunk. A few days later, we were watching a movie and she initiated our first-time banging. That is also the first time we both cheated on anybody (she was engaged, I had a girlfriend). We kept banging until she said "I do" with her man. We are still friends and nobody is the wiser.

The fuck??

She just won't let me fuck this up

>>Soul screams with a burning desire

>My soul is screaming

so we fucking or what?

Kill yourself.

and the coward ran away.

probably drunk fucking his wife.

and she has no clue what he just tried to do.

the world is a very unfair place gentlemen.

let tonight be a lesson to us all.

What meet? How much back story do we need to know?

My soul is screaming

We've reached levels of autism not even thought possible Cred Forumsoys.

dude you already know you gotta tell her your soul is screaming one more time

Amen...
Praise kek. Rolling.

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How did a pussy like you get married. Sweet mother of pearl.

>im a disgusting pig
>my soul is screaming
>we fuckin or what?

P L E A S E

Now this is my face

KEK'D SO FUCKING HARD

SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS>>>

>inb4 my soul is screaming, so we fucking or what?

Serious question OP: are you both mentally deficient or is it just you?

Try creating a partition and formatting it correctly you fucking scrub.

Guessing they met online, maybe through Facebook

Their souls are screaming

Woah. WOAH. You wouldnt fuck her?? Jesus christ man you must be a teenager... teenagers love barbies

I've seen higher. Don't. Ask.

It's probably just me.

I'm a total fuck up

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ITT disgusting pig with a screaming soul trying to get laid.

As long as she doesn't say yes, you aren't that fucked.

Also, I pray that picture's stretched out.

Know your meme 2017: top trending- "my soul is screaming".

Somebody screen cap this whole thread and this, I want the internet to know we are self-aware may may machines.

If this guy can get married then by god we all should be getting laid.

My soul is screaming

OP you've moved beyond salvaging this conversation. I say you keep pushing farther into the darkness to see what she does

ha, and you thought you could be sneaky being a disgusting pig

I knew a guy who wrote this shit to someone in his college years. He's a 40 year old virgin now with people trying to slander and ruin his family, spending thousands a month to do so for the lulz.

Put this in the reddit post.

I would, but this other guy told me not to...

Here you guys go

I'm so glad 4chin didn't die tonight as predicted. I'm witnessing gold.

We have similar hobbies. Met her sky a year ago at one of these gatherings. She's just kind of been around ever since. I just want to get inside her pussy already

Dubs has spoken, My soul is screaming new Cred Forums meme

INFIDEL

>sorry for making you feel uncomfortable
now my soul is screaming jesus christ

We are Cred Forumsrothers, you and I.

and then what. a pussy is a pussy is a pussy.

HOLY FUCK I CANT STOP CRINGING STOP YOU FUCKING IDIOT

So keep asking pussy

Ask her if she's ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

NO, MORE OP, MORE!

These responses are among the worst advice I've ever fucking seen on Cred Forums.
You should really just tell her... not at all. Then talk to her... another time. To her face. See what happens.

Amen Cred Forumsro, and they say you can't learn anything from Cred Forums

Wait. If your Hot Asian Wife is as submissive as you say... why not just ask for a threesome?

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We will never die Cred Forumsitch, we are legion

This. Except don't message again. Wait it out.

Congrats on the totally original comment.

I will shit inside of you

Welcome to Cred Forums

Like you wouldn't. :p

It's a little late for that bud

id clop to horseface there
not to mention shes wearing the polesmoking blackbelt round her neck
fuck this chick and put it on xhampster so i can live vicariously through you faggot

Cred Forumsrothers, we have witnessed the birth of a new meme today, this day shall henceforth go down in history, as the day the "my soul is screaming" meme was born

I haven't read the whole thread. I'm assuming he fucked it up already.

>my soul is screaming

So are you going to deliver?

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Like an act of providence.

You anal whore

Hippie dippy chick isn't down. Wife green lit it about a month ago, though

Youre autistic but i support your message
>My soul is screaming

Yepp, coward left after he realized from his Cred Forumsros that he can either reconsider his life, or an hero.

reeeee

He fucked it up a long time ago. Where we are now, only god can find words to describe.

Let me shit in her mouth.

Fuuuuuuuck that Black Speech across her thiggghh. I'd give her the baby gravy.

tfw souls not screaming anymore

How an autistic moron like yourself got married and this semendemon?

Then just do a reverse Cuckold. Tell the chick that your wife just wants to watch. Or just fuck her and tell your wife you're going to do it.
Tell her you want to record it for your wife.
Whatever, man. Just fucking do it.
I'm blue-balling vicariously because the girl in OP is basically my fucking dream girl and my penis can only grow so erect before it starts being painful.

Why the fuck are you reponding in pictures in a private chat?

autismo

They talk in memes. Don't you talk in memes, faggot? Everyone talks in memes.

holy shit, my soul is screaming

youtube.com/watch?v=zg-ypZqXAYQ
This was a royal fuckup, totes worth the read.

>My soul is screaming
OF JOY cause that normie faggots werent able to take down Cred Forums

Hahahahahahaha. There is so much back story OP has left out.

fag boy

Gif keyboards are super popular right now, which you'd know if you had a social life on Facebook.
Which is almost a contradiction.... Almost.

OP I bet your wife is like 10x better than any rando bitch. Just settle and deal.
>mysoulscreams

Not gonna lie, with this pic, I'd hit it

>be me
>get drunk and ask a femboy to fuck me
>doesn't respond immediately
>get emotional
>tell him im a disgusting pig and keep apologizing
>so we fucking or what?
>tfw I can't even have a conversation with other guys without spaghetti

my soul is fucking screaming Cred Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=DSCGoefBO7Q

>mysoulscreams

My dick is literally too big to use on most girls and everybody knows.. I think it's the only real reason why I'm still alive

topkek

But you use your OWN gifs not the facebook ones, thats for menopausic sigle mothers

Prove it

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Post pics

show us your dick faggot

PICTURE OF YOUR COCK OP. RIGHT NOW.

OP my soul is screaming so hard right now if you know what i mean

The plot thickens yet again

I don't believe you. This thread doesn't continue until you post cock.

Doesn't mean shit when >your soul screams for cheap femboy asshole at the cost of your marriage
FAGT fuckin dumbshit loser. Eat shit you wannabe cuckstar

youre literally not able to fuck this up anymore, may aswell go deeper

She looks like she is already working on a haggard, meth addict look. I can see the attraction OP. Too bad you fucked it up by screaming your soul at her

I've memed the meme

Show your dick or gtfo

> this post

Screamingsoul/10

My soul is screaming but my dick is ok with this
continue OP

fuck her faggot

I'd eat her butthole
Just arrange it so that your gf walks in while you're pounding and continue

I'm torn with this girl between how she can go from between cute, to possible trailer trash trap.