hey Cred Forums, im super fucking drunk right now. what should i do??
Hey Cred Forums, im super fucking drunk right now. what should i do??
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show that boypussy
It's a Trap!
Totally a dude...
Message me and we can send nudes
You should post more pics:)
Sharpie in pooper
Either way, lets see whats between the legs
Trap? I hope so.
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
Spread your legs!
wtf am i doing
trips decide
Thats not a pussy
Show us the benis
Lets see that cock.
lol fuck you
whats you're fav alcoholic drink anons?
Rum
Super hot, and probably vodka.
Long Island Iced Teas, nice and hot outside here in the South. Best thing ever at night.
Show more butthole, qt.
Rum, Scotch, wine.
Yours?
Whiskey.
Now take those panties off you little slut.
suck my d
I second both this drink choice, and request.
Scotch whisky or good rum
Where is cock?
Be my trap bf4life.
closee enough?
sorry Cred Forumsros, i fucked after drinking like 500 ml of vodka, srry for late replys
Quit being a tease show us the goods.
where is dicke and balls or pussy?
i dont understand
Y u do this?!? That could seriously fuck up your insides....
Hope that eraser pops off inur ass faggot
Son, we need to have a talk about pre-op means to you and me.
make a lewd vocaroo
Forget OP, source on this?
my voice is deep af srry
>implying there are chicks on Cred Forums
Nice pussy op! Do you wear a chasity? I want to see your clit! Also, what was your first fucking experience?
Got a plug?
Wouldnt be the first time he got a rubber stuck up in there would it?
> guess he got a cap in his ass after all
> probably the smallest thing he's had in his anus since his dad
> sitting on a pencil isn't how you erase your gender
> the smell
Newfag...
Can you completely undress for us and show us your full figure.
Fuck off to any of the three trap threads. Don't start a fourth. I dunno something like that.
Fy
>tfw vodka fucks up your dick
Just the way I like it. Soft and feminine
face pic?
taken before
>r8 me
Looks great, would be great fun to play with while plowing your sweet boypussi
Jerk off, show load
nice/10
I want to see some precum leaking from you.
again from before.
>i really should drink less
i get turned on when catfishing kik fags
>am i a faggot
>tfw im the real fag
Nice load bro
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Eat your own shit you beautiful creature
males are just disgusting
Tits or gtfo
i guess i have this...
You have such sexy legs.
Tell us about your first getting fucked experience!
only fucked chicks, sorry user
face pic?
c'mon, u know what you have to do. Use the plug!
Would you like getting fucked or just the dreasing up? What is your kink in it?
hey Kori
I rate you a Bush/did 911
You should let a guy dominate you sometime theres nothing that gets me off harder than that.
Newfag detected.
sorry user, i didnt do shit to prepare
ok
i dont even know why i do this
>faggot
maybe i should, i only do this shit when im hammered tho
You want to be fucked like the sissygirl you are!! You enjoy anal orgasms?
Requesting asspic while you're standing up.
Tits
fapping with this plug in is pretty fucking amazing
k
Show your whole body cunt
show your discord, there is a clown on my server claiming to be you, thanks.
fuck off barney, trust people more
Give yourself a proper prostate orgasm the universe melts its so good.
>Long dark pubes
You're asian
show us your feet please OP I need this!
do this
thats fucking creepy bro, how did you do that
k
tfw no dildo
Spread your cunt for us, I want to see your gaping hole
fag detected
first time eating trap bread?
Let's fix this then ;D
your new haircut is a great improvement!
xd
right after drinking i said fuck it and cut all of it off
man i dont even know what im doing at this point, i should just go pass out
Nice! So do you wear your girls clothes or did you buy them yourself? Do you fuck your girl in your girlie costume?
Long mirror belly/flaccid cock?
im just gonna dump a bunch of shit cus fuck it
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Are these all you?
More with cock/bush
Post boy pussy
yes
i use these to catfish, sorry user
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Are those tits or what am I looking at?
try this pose. you can hide your face with mspaint or something
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Yeah this please!
nude full frontal?
ur the best boypucci ever!
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finger your ass
More please..also can you do a sign that's above your flaccid cock saying ( suck my cock Erich
Is there sauce for this?
can you take off your socks and do this?
Bump
is op kill?
close enough
everything is fucking dizzy man
This please? It would be funny to see your drunk hand writing
shove 3 fingers up your butt
Alcohol
If I get buzzed I'll drink it
your feet are so sexy. please more
I'm guessing asian?
Only Asians have long dark pubes but no other hair anywhere else
>tfw im out of weed and my dealer disappeared
thats gonna hurt user
fuck you
god i love drinkingg
This is great, gods speed user
what about two?
Drinking is pretty great
Getting your cock sucked is pretty great too
Wanna help each other out?
all you faggots haven't really got fucked unless youve tried this chinese shit
>56% alcohol
>tastes like paint thinner in a bottle
>$2/500ml
>its the fucking best
>my fav is a brand of tequila that's 70% alcohol
>tries to tell me how to get fucked up
I like my drinks like I like my men
Only the best and in my hands
>Only Asians have long dark pubes but no other hair anywhere else
calling bullshit, all asians I know have a like a ton of hair on their heads!
>you got me
Pose like this?
more feet user
>tfw you can get 10 bottles of this shit for the price of a shit tequila, gotta be efficient
:o
ive always been a more kneehigh guy myself, whats the actual attaction, im curious
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>for the price of a shit tequila,
so what does a 'shit of tequila' cost these days?
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Cum and put your semen in your ass
you can take 3. just give it a try user
hey op where do you live?
Kneehighs and thighhighs a best, stockings with garterbelts and pantyhose are also fucking great.
hey op ever try to pour some alcohol in you boipussi?
don't over do it tho
Oh, you mean 'shot'...
well that hurt like a bitch
idk man...
stuck in australia, rip
idk what it is about them, they are literally the sexiest thing
post butthole. spread cheeks
>idk what it is about them, they are literally the sexiest thing
Fucking right, I'm pretty sure I've always loved them, they just make everything better.
About that user telling you to cum and put it in your ass I think you should do it, just think of it like some lube for that tail plug you have.
you guys are trying to fuck with me man
k
what should you do? you can go fuk yourself!
>stuck in australia
melbourne?
You blind?
10/10 face is passable?
Nah I'm trying to get you to fuck yourself, all it is is jacking off then fingering yourself, nothing weird.
Quick question, do you just shave to get that smooth?
>5000
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i would post face but its everything a fucking mess right now, im a piece of shit
>nothing weird
yup, i literally just shaved 2 hours ago, shits gonna be hella itchy when i sober up
Whats your kik?
Do you like that people fap/cum to you also more flaccid cock!!
askuroki, i rarely go on it tho
Can I request one more sign? "Cum to me Erich
Screwdriver. Ice, 1 shot vodka, top with OJ.
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same without socks? and "cum on me Ivan" on the sign
*cum to me
Sauce?
more op
im ready to pass out Cred Forumsros and regret this in the morning
do this one please
extremely hot. rubbing one out.
fuck maybe i should do this more often and make Cred Forums more cancerous
It's not weird, you've already jacked off and shown us and you've already fingered yourself and show us, all this would be is a combination of those two.
thanks a lot user
How can I get over the shyness of buying cute clothes for myself in a store and how do I not get too excited and not get something "hyperfeminine"?
go online
Just keep saying to yourself its for your girlfriend so that when somebody asks you you'll already have that answer, what do you mean hyperfeminie?
I already can't do it.
aliexpress, amazon and ebay
This shit is still up, you faggots are pathetic
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sauce?
why do sex doll threads get pruned nowadays? They're not against the rules
Mental illness
>fake child doll? must be cp
>western loli instead of japanese loli? banned
>amatur thread? lol no pruned
child doll thread, no cp
This picture makes me hungry. Can I suck you please?
i think op already passed out