Hey Cred Forums, im super fucking drunk right now. what should i do??

Spread your legs!

wtf am i doing

trips decide

Thats not a pussy

Show us the benis

Lets see that cock.

lol fuck you
whats you're fav alcoholic drink anons?

Rum

Super hot, and probably vodka.

Long Island Iced Teas, nice and hot outside here in the South. Best thing ever at night.

Show more butthole, qt.

Rum, Scotch, wine.
Yours?

Whiskey.
Now take those panties off you little slut.

suck my d

I second both this drink choice, and request.

Scotch whisky or good rum
Where is cock?

Be my trap bf4life.

closee enough?
sorry Cred Forumsros, i fucked after drinking like 500 ml of vodka, srry for late replys

Quit being a tease show us the goods.

where is dicke and balls or pussy?
i dont understand

Y u do this?!? That could seriously fuck up your insides....

Hope that eraser pops off inur ass faggot

Son, we need to have a talk about pre-op means to you and me.

make a lewd vocaroo

Forget OP, source on this?

my voice is deep af srry
>implying there are chicks on Cred Forums

Nice pussy op! Do you wear a chasity? I want to see your clit! Also, what was your first fucking experience?

Got a plug?

Wouldnt be the first time he got a rubber stuck up in there would it?

> guess he got a cap in his ass after all

> probably the smallest thing he's had in his anus since his dad

> sitting on a pencil isn't how you erase your gender

> the smell

Newfag...

Can you completely undress for us and show us your full figure.

Fuck off to any of the three trap threads. Don't start a fourth. I dunno something like that.

Fy

>tfw vodka fucks up your dick

Just the way I like it. Soft and feminine

face pic?

taken before
>r8 me

Looks great, would be great fun to play with while plowing your sweet boypussi

Jerk off, show load

nice/10

vocaroo.com/i/s0LLhtS8zBrJ

I want to see some precum leaking from you.

again from before.
>i really should drink less
i get turned on when catfishing kik fags
>am i a faggot
>tfw im the real fag

Nice load bro

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Eat your own shit you beautiful creature

males are just disgusting

Tits or gtfo

i guess i have this...

You have such sexy legs.

Tell us about your first getting fucked experience!

only fucked chicks, sorry user

face pic?

c'mon, u know what you have to do. Use the plug!

Would you like getting fucked or just the dreasing up? What is your kink in it?

hey Kori

I rate you a Bush/did 911

You should let a guy dominate you sometime theres nothing that gets me off harder than that.

Newfag detected.

sorry user, i didnt do shit to prepare
ok
i dont even know why i do this
>faggot
maybe i should, i only do this shit when im hammered tho

You want to be fucked like the sissygirl you are!! You enjoy anal orgasms?

Requesting asspic while you're standing up.

Tits

fapping with this plug in is pretty fucking amazing
k

Show your whole body cunt

show your discord, there is a clown on my server claiming to be you, thanks.

fuck off barney, trust people more

Give yourself a proper prostate orgasm the universe melts its so good.

>Long dark pubes

You're asian

show us your feet please OP I need this!

do this

thats fucking creepy bro, how did you do that
k
tfw no dildo

Spread your cunt for us, I want to see your gaping hole

fag detected

first time eating trap bread?

Let's fix this then ;D

your new haircut is a great improvement!

xd
right after drinking i said fuck it and cut all of it off
man i dont even know what im doing at this point, i should just go pass out

Nice! So do you wear your girls clothes or did you buy them yourself? Do you fuck your girl in your girlie costume?

Long mirror belly/flaccid cock?

im just gonna dump a bunch of shit cus fuck it

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Are these all you?

More with cock/bush

Post boy pussy

yes
i use these to catfish, sorry user

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Are those tits or what am I looking at?

try this pose. you can hide your face with mspaint or something

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Yeah this please!

nude full frontal?

ur the best boypucci ever!

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finger your ass

More please..also can you do a sign that's above your flaccid cock saying ( suck my cock Erich

Is there sauce for this?

can you take off your socks and do this?

Bump

is op kill?

close enough
everything is fucking dizzy man

This please? It would be funny to see your drunk hand writing

shove 3 fingers up your butt

Alcohol
If I get buzzed I'll drink it

your feet are so sexy. please more

I'm guessing asian?

Only Asians have long dark pubes but no other hair anywhere else

>tfw im out of weed and my dealer disappeared
thats gonna hurt user
fuck you
god i love drinkingg

This is great, gods speed user

what about two?

Drinking is pretty great
Getting your cock sucked is pretty great too
Wanna help each other out?

all you faggots haven't really got fucked unless youve tried this chinese shit
>56% alcohol
>tastes like paint thinner in a bottle
>$2/500ml
>its the fucking best

>my fav is a brand of tequila that's 70% alcohol
>tries to tell me how to get fucked up
I like my drinks like I like my men
Only the best and in my hands

>Only Asians have long dark pubes but no other hair anywhere else
calling bullshit, all asians I know have a like a ton of hair on their heads!

>you got me

Pose like this?

more feet user

>tfw you can get 10 bottles of this shit for the price of a shit tequila, gotta be efficient
:o
ive always been a more kneehigh guy myself, whats the actual attaction, im curious

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>for the price of a shit tequila,
so what does a 'shit of tequila' cost these days?

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Cum and put your semen in your ass

you can take 3. just give it a try user

hey op where do you live?

Kneehighs and thighhighs a best, stockings with garterbelts and pantyhose are also fucking great.

hey op ever try to pour some alcohol in you boipussi?

don't over do it tho

Oh, you mean 'shot'...

well that hurt like a bitch
idk man...
stuck in australia, rip
idk what it is about them, they are literally the sexiest thing

post butthole. spread cheeks

>idk what it is about them, they are literally the sexiest thing
Fucking right, I'm pretty sure I've always loved them, they just make everything better.
About that user telling you to cum and put it in your ass I think you should do it, just think of it like some lube for that tail plug you have.

you guys are trying to fuck with me man
k

what should you do? you can go fuk yourself!

>stuck in australia
melbourne?

You blind?

10/10 face is passable?

Nah I'm trying to get you to fuck yourself, all it is is jacking off then fingering yourself, nothing weird.

Quick question, do you just shave to get that smooth?

>5000
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i would post face but its everything a fucking mess right now, im a piece of shit
>nothing weird
yup, i literally just shaved 2 hours ago, shits gonna be hella itchy when i sober up

Whats your kik?

Do you like that people fap/cum to you also more flaccid cock!!

askuroki, i rarely go on it tho

Can I request one more sign? "Cum to me Erich

Screwdriver. Ice, 1 shot vodka, top with OJ.

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same without socks? and "cum on me Ivan" on the sign

*cum to me

Sauce?

more op

im ready to pass out Cred Forumsros and regret this in the morning

do this one please

extremely hot. rubbing one out.

fuck maybe i should do this more often and make Cred Forums more cancerous

It's not weird, you've already jacked off and shown us and you've already fingered yourself and show us, all this would be is a combination of those two.

thanks a lot user

How can I get over the shyness of buying cute clothes for myself in a store and how do I not get too excited and not get something "hyperfeminine"?

go online

Just keep saying to yourself its for your girlfriend so that when somebody asks you you'll already have that answer, what do you mean hyperfeminie?

I already can't do it.

aliexpress, amazon and ebay

This shit is still up, you faggots are pathetic

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sauce?

why do sex doll threads get pruned nowadays? They're not against the rules

Mental illness

>fake child doll? must be cp
>western loli instead of japanese loli? banned
>amatur thread? lol no pruned

child doll thread, no cp

This picture makes me hungry. Can I suck you please?

i think op already passed out