Waifu claiming thread

At least I have this

oh i see
the thing is, making life hate you is the way to win
i mean yea
but i think its good for everyone's back
thats the dutch bed company for you

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Not to well. Knocked over a glass of water and got 2 charlie horses. It really sucked

Trying to

Well, I'm gonna try and get some more sleep

Later senpai

You don't even say hi to me anymore :(

Perfect, now just do it every shift at the end and you'll be set
It's a talent really. I'm not even sure how I can be so insightful
The only way to win is too die

You're always too distracted with Mai.

I hate to hound you guys about this, but nina is the best waifu.

But you are! The cutest pleb!

Not until you sign.

The come on went right over your head. Go to bed Yuno!

Night Kitten.

Brb, jumping off roof.

Is it just me or is that dog really spooky?

perhaps you are right
but then who will love my waifu properly
psh i was only joking
i wanna stay up i finnaly have weekend

Kind of, but they're a package deal. You can't get one without the other.

Huh... Well that sounds lame. Two? Are you dehydrated or not eating right or something?
Haha, seems marginally useful.

Let me know how it turns out
You will. Our waifus await us in death

Shower time, brb

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No no, no weekend. Only sleep. Unless you have other plans in mind~

Will do.

thats a sweet thought
well later
man i wish i could sleep
such a busy weekend..
stressed

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Seems like it. I feel like today is going to suck.

>words

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Perhaps it's time for you to unwind?
>Need some stress relief~?

that'd be nice honestly
i have friday off so im planning on having a stress free day

Don't be like that... I'm sure it'll get better if you let it.

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Vidya time, laters.

You aint about to do something stupid as fuck.

Well I hope you're able to relax plenty before your weekend, you'll probably need it more than I.
>If you need any help relaxing, let me know~

Dongpasu

...Eh?

>mfw I can multitask posting in the thread, changing music and win as Ryze mid

Well. See ya.

NO RENGE NO!
>Boy do I have the story for you

I am the clean rabbit now

I have a crappy car dolly that im going to use to tow a car missing a tire. I have to chain it on and take it on the interstate. I dont think it going to end well.

Does it involve you and the outfit in that image?
>Boy do I have the dong for you

yea, although its supossed to be fun im not really looking forward to a family weekend
>i will

Send proof

Well im always down to talk. Sorry about the late reply im watching stupid shit with some of the guys.

I've been playing league as of late, Im pretty terrible but its fun. Other then that man Not much is up just living the NEET life and starting to hate it.

Sounds terrible... Be careful!

Nope! Sent!
>No donger no!

Eh, I've never been much of one for these family trips, so I feel you there.

Hi again.

cute pois

lewd Renge

cute catte

Family weekends are shitty. I'm so sorry Yuno
Sorry, I got dressed already

Welcome back 'suzuki :^)

:(

yea i dont usually mind them but now we arent even home so i probably dont have internet or anything to calm down after
yea plus we are going to paris
so i have to travel 5 hours by public transport
kill me

Catte? Hello cute boat.

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Lame

No cell data?

I would just get hammered before going. Then it might not be so bad
Catte, like a doggo but more like a katte
That's a good descriptor for my life

Hello hello Tsuzu, how've you been lately?

The dong knows not right or wrong, only donging

im poor so no
and even if i had im in france so it wouldnt work
kek i dont think thats a good idea
but eh i will give it a shot

How did I not realize this before.

Chen-chan, what happened to your filename?

Very cute catte

Hey Miho, please show me your tanks again.
>this might work better with Yukari

Not bad, distracted as usual, I guess.
I'm kinda slow with some things, it seems.

Pls no

>France
>Turkey
>Japan
/waifu/ is full of closet rich fucks, I swear....wait, you live in yurop. My statement stands though.

fug you

It got cucked.

Look on the bright side, if you get wasted, they might not want to bring you. Thus avoiding the agony of a family trip.
KITTY HATSUZUKI
>gives belly rub
My cat fucking loves when I do this, she's very strange. Most cats generally make me bleed if I try

>belly rub
Whoa, what's next?
I have buttons there.
>those are not my cat nipples

Hmm.. I think i maybe understand. Maybe. Thanks
Tsuzu's hair almost makes cat ears, i suppose.

>Slurp

kek i live in the netherlands so its only a 5 hour train ride
its not that expensive
nah thats not going to happen
i need to stay on their good side
im afraid i will get kicked out

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Head pats of course, kitties love head pats
Exactly, you are catte Shizuru now
Oh. Maybe don't get wasted then. Pot is legal there, toke up. I hear that helps with anxiety
>I'm assuming it's anxiety?

That's not bad at all, actually. That would be super pricey coming from the US though.

Why is the Hatsuzuki so cute? Too bad she's a bote.

That's the right attitude, thanks
This certainly expands dong

Slow in what way? And I feel you on being distracted.

Senpai!

Butts!

Hey renge

New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>>Enjoy!

Almost. It's quite universal.

But my hair gets disorderly easily.

Boats aren't people so it's k.

Like taking my time to type or notice some things.
Hell, probably every way. Many things seem to take me longer.

ok

i guess that could maybe work
but idk a waste of money i think
and nah i just have a bad relationship with my parents
my move in wasnt that mutual as you can remember
yea haha i bet
i dont really know how much it is though, but id say its about 150$
the train that is

>not pre-queuing entire albums

Heyo Fran, what's going on? Anything new lately?

I wouldn't really worry about that, no sense in rushing anyway. There's not much so important that it can't wait a minute.

Now I feel bad. The Hatsuzuki is too cute to bully

But a game takes much more than a full album.

I'll give you a brushing afterwards c:
>#BoteLivesMatter
As I recall, it didn't sound very mutual at all. I don't really have any tips I can give in that situation though
What do you use for playing music Homu?

Windows Media Player, I know, it's bad, but it's light and does what I need.

Then queue 2 albums. Or just play that one 4 hour long ambient album.

Not much, just having my dad drop some stuff off for me since my roommate is moving out and the fridge is his

3x 8
n1

whats up man
its fine i wasnt looking for any
talking about it is good enough

He's moving out? He's like a month into school, what happened?

I really like the hair in that one, also checked

Not judging. It does the job just fine, I figured there was something I was missing about iTunes, but I guess not
Maybe not, but having someone who shared a situation with a helpful tip is always nice. Especially if you can't figure out what to do. What reason are you going to France for? Just visiting?

Not much, think I did great on a chem test, and have a calc test today

He is just moving back home and commuting, since he lives super close by

You're too noisy.

do you learn in calculus that GWD(9+11) = lies?

GWB*

Take away all your shitty waifus.
Here is a top tier waifu, which is mine btw.

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It can get out of hand, though..

W-what gives you these ideas.

Fine, fine, don't get bitten or fleas.

yea thats true, but i can handle it myself. might sound cocky but i am not a fan of getting help with these situations
eh the hotel where we are staying for the family weekend is there
oh thats good.
thats pretty early though, your school has only started about 2 weeks ago

What?

3 weeks

We have 3 10 week semesters a year, and one in summer for make up work

I'm a top tier waifu too :(
Do you have fleas and intend to bite me? :(
Nothing cocky about that. Hopefully the weekend isn't too awful. At least the hotel will have WiFi though right?
>it has WiFi right?

oh guess not

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Why is that the right attitude?!

Add a 0 onto that price and you're more in the right ballpark.

Out of hand how, exactly?

Okay, that's good. I was afraid you'd done something to piss him off, like play mono red.

oh still
thats an early test
my first test is in about 5 weeks
hope so too.
yea looks like it does, but i wasnt sure before
thats good though i need my internet friends to get me through it :>
i meant thats the price for me
but yea thats expensive
no romantic weekends for you

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I'm confused on what you are asking

Oh its a 911 joke

He doesn't play magic

And I would never! I'm insulted you would even say that!

Black the best color
Fuck you mang

Yes and Yes.

I guess it's all about doing too many things at once.

ye

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Furry.

akira a cute

Get yourself back on the leash

Whatr are internet friends? :^)
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The catte became a doggo
You can't leash my Hatsu doggo, is my doggo

As if I want any.
>Found an old rant from one of my exes while looking through my notes for my sizes
Whelp, I don't know why I skimmed over that, but I feel sleep should be had before I can think about that too much.

Would pet uncontrollably

so homura, I forgot to tell you yesterday but I really liked that song you linked the other day. it was really nice, I loved the sound and the singer was particularly pleasant to listen to.

Cirno claim

Also, does anyone know why a cut on my thumb might take a long time to stop bleeding?

My fucking dog bit me when I was gonna take him outside after he pissed on the floor.

I've had a Band-Aid on it for like 15 minutes, so idk if it's STILL bleeding, but why would it take so long.
>fucker bit me on the knuckle-thing right at the bottom of the thumb

ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ is the only answer i can think of

hey!
i cant help it my country is better
ouch
>notes for my sizes
eh?
you cant sleep though right? arent you working?

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Obviously it was Obama, the fucking Muslim

Nah, it's just a fucking crazy college.

>ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ
A E S T H E T I C T E R M I N A L I T Y ?

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Anyone know any blood disorders that it might be? Other than Hemophilia or anemia?

I'm very quiet.

iTunes isn't that great either from what I know, it's handy if you buy music from iTunes store I guess.
Winamp is probably the best if you feel like customizing it, great flexibility, functions and it's lightweight.

Just chill out and focus, I suppose. I'm sure you'll be alright.

I always play mono red :^)
I really appreciate what black does but it's probably my least favorite color to play. Izzet is still my favorite color combo, though.

its in my auto complete the wide text and all

>I'm very quiet.

Yeah, no.

Renge said they wished to dong me, and I said only if they buy me some cute outfits. Ima need to review my measurements if I wanna pick something out to see if it'll e good enough.
And nope. I just got home 30 minutes ago.

Might have just hit a main blood vessel is all.

oh ok. I thought u were just trying to be v a p o r w a v e

I'd love to be noisier. I can't.

hmmm... do you know how long it'd normally take to stop then? my mom wants me to call her in about 45 mins if it doesn't stop.

she said I might need a shot.
Do you know what she might be saying? Would it be some kinda coagulant or something? or something else?

Claiming best girl

Catgirl.

That's normal.

Maybe. Probably.

No, your dog has fleas and im taking it away and finding a new home for it.
You could post lewds and keep it.

If it's a main blood vessel, the blood will be a darker color than normal, and it'll either be flowing very quickly, or slowly. Seeing as you got a bandaid on it, it doesn't seem like it's too bad. It'd go get that shot to be safe, ad I'd say if it's still bleeding in another 15 minutes, you'll want to go to the doctors.

I'm just kidding bby :(
I don't know that I've ever used Winamp before. Is it nice? I would love to get rid of iTunes, but Groove is a garbage and Windows Media Player is meh
And now you're a bote. This is okay thouhg, I want to go for a tour in the water :D
It's okay, she's a bote now.
>hands off my puppercattebote

You're really noisy with the person you need attention from, though.

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Negative.

Dog bit you? I'd go get it checked.

Golgari for life!

Unless it is esper, then esper

yea i bet
but you said only 3 semesters, thas pretty short
long summer break is good
oh right. well i hope he finds something good then
ah thats nice, goodnight then
sure
im assuming he got vaccinated, that means if he is under 30 years old he is safe

Hmmm. I actually just replaced the Band-Aid. I'm gonna have to see if it's still bleeding in a little bit.

It seemed kinda light colored blood, though, not dark.

Yeah, my dog, though. Not like a strange dog.

itt: cirno dying of ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ

>Grove is garbage
Yes.
>WMP is meh
Yes, but meh is enough for me.

>Winamp
Winamp is great, it might not look very modern but it's feature rich even though it has a very clean interface.
You can customize it a lot and even use it to modify metadata, like the artist tag and that kind of thing in audio files.

Stop pulling shit out of your ass Chen.

>im assuming he got vaccinated, that means if he is under 30 years old he is safe
He's been vaccinated for everything as far as I'm aware. My parents bring him to get shots whenever the vet calls.

He's a nasty little shit. They can never cut his nails at the vet, though, because he bites. Even with tranquilizers.
I never liked this one...

Why so rude?:(

u shuld kil it xd

im 2 years old btw

If it still bleeds, cauterize it yourself!

I think he was talking about you, not the dog.

BRB, killing self
I'll have to check it out later. It looks very different. I assume there's a website that has skins and stuff for it

For video, I use WMP and sometimes VLC

For audio, Foobar2000 is great. It's a bit basic, but pretty customizable, efficient, has a few good plugins like tag encoding fixers, and can be integrated with Rainmeter.

Yeah basically, we do the same amount of stuff faster

You do what it takes

>If it still bleeds, cauterize it yourself!
I'm not gonna even justify this one. I'm not fucking burning my skin.

I'm a pussy bitch, not a masochist.

>I think he was talking about you, not the dog.
Vaccinated for what?
I've gotten MY vaccines and shit.

I am glad you are not racist towards trans-boatcatdogowls.

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chen is probably right though. do ho ho.

also

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It didn't seem like you were wrong either.

holy fuck
muh dick

I'm gonna go do some code. I'll cyall l8r

bi

It won't hurt if you first freeze it!
Is it still bleeding?

>vaccinated
You should be okay on that part then.

yea i was talking about you
i forgot how its called but dogs can give you a nasty disease if you arent vaccined
that sucks though, what breed is it?
same
wanna do it together?
>You do what it takes
hmm?
but thats pretty sweet, its a short suffering

I guess I wasn't.

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ty
when nobody responds to my shitposts after a while i want to kill myself

I use WMP and MPC-HC for video.

Foobar is great, I used it to edit .ogg advanced metadata, so I could loop songs that I intended to use as soundtracks in my games.

Yup yup, there's more than one website for skins out there, and you can fool around with the entire UI, changing placement of library, equalizer, current track info. You can add or remove windows, you name it.

Chen is a baka, don't trust him. 'Probably' still gives him a window to be entirely wrong.

Glad you liked it, you might want to check the rest of the album. Psychedelic, stoner vibes and the use of a leitmotif.

What do you know?

By all means, don't let us stop you.

why

I dunno. I'm pretty sure you're needy for attention in any way you might need to be from that person. just seems like the kind of thing you'd do.

I just might do that. thanks for the recommendation.

so you have discord, right homura? I was hoping to get you and yuuko there as well.

Running to the dentist and my phone has low battery. Talk to you all later

dentist. rough. good luck.

>Chen is a baka, don't trust him.

Ah, yeah.
That's why you tought so highly of me.

Ask Kyouko whenever he shows up, gonna be busy now.

later alice
dont die there, i know its hard but try

yeah, I wanted to make sure it was okay with you first though. I'll get your deets from him.

Well they do have a 97 percent job placement rate and are in the top ten engineering schools in America

thats impressive
must've been hard to get in

Soo... is anybody baking?

>hard
>get in
haha im funy

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