Rate my body

rate my body

top tier

Wizard/10

10

looks like mine/10

Hahahaaa! I can totally see your face in the mirror, faggot.

You pretty good

The force you're using to suck in your gut could power my house for two days.

P L U M P

naw it just looks like that.. lol

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:^)

clean your bathroom/10

faggot/10

why do you have birthing hips?

pretty average

what does your wife look like?

Probably much the same sans dick

Why are you hunched over standing like that? Fedora on head too heavy?

BRUTAL. JUST FUCKING BRUTAL.

UNLESS YOU ARE ON ESTROGEN PILLS THEIR REALLY SHOULD BE NO EXCUSE FOR THAT BODY. FUCK MAN.

Dude, everyone knows blackface isn't acceptable for white people anymore...

Is the hour glass to time you brushing your teeth ?