Sup, Cred Forums? Im taking a shit. What do I do now?

Sup, Cred Forums? Im taking a shit. What do I do now?

Drink bleach

dubs checked
do it op

Wipe your ass, flush the toilet, wash your hands.

What a waste of dubs. Cum on the tp.

Dubs checked. Sharpie in pooper

Thats very inciteful. I think I'll do just that.

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And don't forget to pull your pants back up after you finish taking a shit and wiping your ass. You don't want to walk out of the bathroom with your pants down and dick out that would be indecent.

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I said, "I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING BLEACH!"

You're a fag

0/10. Try harder.

kek
do something tho

Alright.

Shaved an eyebrow off and left the shavings on the desk of the woman I love.

shave both!

Who's desk should I place the shavings on?

Are you that guy from the catfish episode with the black guy? Jess? Lmao you look exactly like him.

Fuck everyone is looking at me weird with 1 eyebrow...

No. You watch catfish???

Maybe nigga, you shaved your eyebrow off, I'm not asking questions.

No judgement here Cred Forumsro. Im sure alot of ppl watch.