Which one would win Cred Forums?

isn't it called lava outside of the earth's crust?
if so, piranhas win

yeah but what if magma had a sworded gun

the piranhas actually have several bone swords inside of their mouth proven to be able to combat the magma

As the 1 magma consume at least 1 piranha, it would dissolve the piranha and become more than 1 magma, therefore only more than 1 magma could defeat more than 1 piranha
tl;dr
Piranhas win but probably die in process

Shit man! I don't know!
I'm just a dog!

What about at least 3 magmas

the magma is too slow

piranhas are quicker

but the magma is too hot so piranhas will burn their tongues on the magma

but more piranhas can bite the magma at the same time

piranhas win

Magma grills could be used to cook piranhas

>1 magma
Kek

it depends if the fight takes place in water or in air
if air then 8000 piranhas would win because 1 magma would just become had
if in water then magma would win because it would make the water boil and we would have some cooked fish

The piranhas because they live in the water

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0 magma
1 magma

So one magma is 1/3 white?

I don't think just 1 magma could cook 8000. That's more like 3-4 magma

"would become had"
found the Bostonian

1 magma is aprox 0.33333... white

shhhh let the legend live on

why would 1 magma equal 1/3 white?

repeating, you twit

easy. the magma can only attack one piranha at a time and during that time the other 7999 piranhas can all attack. Piranhas win by numbers.

oh and it also depends on the amount of water 8000 piranha are in
if it's like 1 water then 1 magma>8000 piranha
if water is >1 then 8000 piranha> 1 magma

The magma is 1 under which metric? Without this information, the question is undetermined. A single magma will outlive the piranhas, but will not care enough by itself to declare victory.

Piranhas will swim around and chill while Magma cools down.

No, 1 magma equals 3 white

nah I'm just drunk

Isnt that proven with maths?

this is the winrar.

how about 1 magmar

its like, these people are fuking retarded or something, huh?

Magmas travel in packs. It is known.

yes

does a Magmar die if its flame on the tail goes out like a Charmander would?

because you would need to have 3 magma to equal 1 white

how many magmas to equal 1 black though?

This is true. Though you are assuming that 1 magma has enough magheat to cook through all 8000 piranha, or all could fit in just 1 water.

so this is what this riddle lacks. how mutch magheat is needed to heat 1 water till it reaches 100 degrees in C

Are you stupid?

1/4 maga only

It depends, do the piranhas have social anxiety or are they well adjusted?

Assuming the 1 water is 26.5C and the and the 1 magma has a magheat of 537C. Not to mention when the 1 magma enters 1 water, the water would boil and would be less than 1 water.

No one said they were water piranhas.

either setting up the joke or /new/

What piranhas are you thinking it could be user?

Most likely indian shoe piranhas as they are most common.

The SI unit is a cubic metre, so 1m^3 of magma.

In this case the piranhas would have to be stacked in order for 1 magma to win. Also the materials need to be specified to make the magheat effective.

It was really fun but I'm too dumb to do this math
but for what I feel 1 magma should win because I left the window open and now it's too cold and magma would heat up my room

thanks for clarifying

That shit is more complex than jewstein's relativity...

Common misconception. Indian shoe piranhas are known to only stand on coasters. Thus negating any effect 1 magma could have.

It's ok, I was hoping you would be the smart one and do the math.

now I feel bad

That magma has a tragic backstory, his magma dad gave birth to him by splitting himself. Requiring the help of his mother being a rock in a volcano. That magma has fought through much in his life, he got in a gang fight against 5 water and got shot by 1 concrete. Sleep tight 1 magma.

How much piranha is 8000 piranha?

>Magma burn piranhas
>Piranhas cant do shit to magma
Magma winrar

more than 1 magma

>How much magma is one magma?

0 magma < 1 magma < infinite magma

the magma is the metric unit.
and there's 1 of it.

How thicc are the piranha?

so pirana win because moar?

Yeah that's cool & all, but it's 1 magma, not two. 8000 piranha > 1 magma.

Don't try.
You know he wouldn't understand.

What about graham's number magma?

This would be equivalent to -1/12 magma.
You would need at least infinite pirana to have a chance.

Piranha grills could also be used to cook magma. What's your point?

the magma would quickly re-form to one magma

one or the other

What the fuck dude nobody's ever seen 3 magmas in one place get real

this is correct.

Yes, that is just unrealistic.

1 whole magma or 1 magma unit

What do you mean? An African or European magma?

It's half whole magma, half 1 magma unit.

>Magma burn piranhas
>piranhas dilute magma into less then 1 magma
pyritic victory

strawpoll.me/11287971

If the one magma were actually two magmas engaged in magma mixing, then they would be fighting each other and the piranhas could get at least a slight advantage.

...even more advantage than they already have, because if they're fighting magma then they have to be doing it underground; possibly swimming through a neutral magma to attack One Magma from the north.

If 8000 piranhas strike 1 magma, going one at a time Lemmings' style, definitely piranhas would eventually put one unit of magma out by cooling it, thus killing the magma. There would still be piranhas remaining so piranhas would win.

By wearing a symbolic volcano on my head, I see what you did there

Whay cam magma do? Magma is underground and that is her whole universe, when it's on surface turns into lava and noone has returned from there so it's like afterlife for us.

You are forgetting the fact that when the piranhas enter the liquid hot magma, they become part of the liquid hot magma and magma grow into 2 magma then 3 magma and so on...magma win again

What* can* sorry

Congratz!
you win the thread

pirahna would win
unless there's 2 magma, then they fuck'd

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>Implying 300 never happened

Your right, I'm sorry anons. I don't know what I was thinking. 1 magma is all, shouldn't have tried to think outside the magma.

omfg you burgers count magma as 1/3 white while rest of the world uses 7/8 Piranha per half minute
>fucking burgers

Stupid question, the piranhas would take large casualties but obviously 8000 of them would be enough to slowly cool the magma into a harmless rock

DELETE THIS

>There are only stupid answers
This question is greater than life

MODS!

That's not the way it works.
One does not simply cool down 1 magma.
Letting away the fact that 1 magma can split into one 5/6 and one 9/11 magma anytime.

But if magma travels in packs how much is a singular magma?

>harmless rock
Care to repeat that, user?

According to my research (pic related) there's a big chance that singular magmar doesn't even exist.

No because one magma can never become two magmas. Physics, buddy.

1 magma

>implying the 300 werent wiped out

But since magma is liquid and piranhas can swim in liquid wouldnt they be like a parasite taking controll over the magma?

What you gonna do? Punch me?

Half of 2 magma

lol

Magma Uchiha

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