Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Shiro claimed.
and a penis.
excellent.
that is also pretty cute. show me sometime.
Oh wow what even are these threads anymore, just a bunch of circlejerking tripfags.
It used to be so much more man, I know my shit
Its ogre. I'll be around a bit this weekend and for a little while today.
>It use to be so much more
No it didn't. Get out newfag.
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Meant to ask in the previous thread.
Anyone know of any good animes on Netflix to watch? That seems to be the general theme in these threads. I saw death note and Ghost in the shell already.
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file name
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the only ones i can think of is fma but thats always said, the rest are either shit or average
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Netflix doesn't have a lot of good stuff, or at the very least, the stuff is easier to find elsewhere. However I will recommend Durarara.
Penises are gay, do I look gay to you?
if you haven't seen it already, watch madoka magica.
baka~
I've been absent from thread for a while, I have a lot of spare time this weekend so I'll be coming around more frequently.
nice meme
sorry late respone once again same reason
im done now so i will be posting now
(dog man)
kek yea i remembered that, but maybe a roomie would be nice.
eh its kinda hard to explain but i link some wikia so you read if you want
en.wikipedia.org
he is called Karyuudo Tsukishima
yea i guess we kinda are like human interaction. maybe this counts
(tomoko)
i love the blood spetters, i didnt think you liked them though
perhaps i could but the guys who sell them totally rip you off. because the same thing in the netherlands is like 10 times cheaper
(hikage)
oh thats weird, i never see you post here
kek normie friends am i right?
why is a no go though?
(shiro)
ah i see my bad
i tried some googling but didnt find anything, care to tell me what sort of game it is
kek, nice one but i do prefer me some frontal
good morning qt
sleep well?
Yeah,, no kidding. I watched 7 deadly sins and it was autism-tier.
I don't really like FMA. Tried to get into it, just couldn't.
It's always been this though.
I guess... got dkypr?
katanagatari
t.shill
I try
I don't know. do you?
and feminine penises are not gay.
I do, but I prefer discord, have that?
i like them yes and yeah tourists will pay more
Barely slept at all but it wasn't so bad since it's all I did yesterday. Had a short work day
claimed best girl
I don't, I'm sorry. I can get it later though, i guess.
That's why I just download my anime. Plus I have shitty internet because I live in bumblefuck nowhere. Also I recommend Ghost Stories, its not on Netflix but it is on Youtube. The Dub is the best version because whoever did the dub basically said "Fuck it"
Its hilarious.
no worries. what's your other one? I just don't use that one much, that's all.
Why do I constantly fall back into the same phase of feeling okay then going south real fast then posting on Cred Forums until I fall asleep and wake up 14 hours later
I'm super duper gay, I sucked at least 2 or 3 cocks this morning alone
that's not gay anymore, thanks to feminism. it's current year, bro.
Maybe you lack enough social interaction to satisfy your mental state, or perhaps you're looking for a companion of which you can mate with? Could just be depression or something.
>not gay
because you aren't changing up your routine at all. you need to try to find something else to keep you busy.
better than tinder! plenty of horny cosplay girls of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com
Miho claimed
>POMF
it's not!
What's the golden standard then? how many dildos should I get?
Calamity-masu'd
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you can never have too many dildos, but at least three makes for a good start I think.
Ok, I'll try it. Just got home. Fucking traffic seriously. Preparing to get faceplanted with 4 panting dogs on top of me as soon as I enter.
Can't find it on netflix.
The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.
Fuck off nigger
I got discord...
could i ask why though? since well tomoko is not like that at all
yea but they kinda harrash you untill you buy one
believe me paris is a cancerous city
oh your new job started already? i didnt know mb
how is it?
im sorry you didnt sleep though, maybe go to bed early today?
isnt that a chick flick?
Apparently I can't stick around as much as I hoped. I need to pick up my kid from school. Later guys.
really? that's the last place I watched it, and only a year ago.
I just checked. it's there for me. are you not in the us? the full title is: puella magi madoka magica
oh, wonderful. what's your name? it'll be the name plus a number.
Thats just a bit lewd there, gonna have to ask you to tone it down.
I only have one and I share it with my roomate.
What do?
you gotta get another one, although I must give you props for sharing. sharing is caring.
Once you get into pedophilia, there's only a couple of ways you can get out. One, is death. The other, chemical castration.
Hi Miho. Nice to see you're alive. How'd the car moving go?
nyaa.se
Make me!
But...won't i get spammed by everyone in here?
you have amazing tripcodes, by the way.
We have a family dinner for someone's birthday so I'll need more time to catch up on stuff. And by that I mean games and stuff. We'll see how that goes. Job's alright
you can always deny any request you don't want.
I could appeal to your 'sense of shame' but I guess that died long ago. Continue to be a whore, I guess.
Okay lol. I'll check it out.
Currently liking Durarara.
First 5 minutes in and I hear "we could get killed by a colored gang"! Already showing potential.
You don't have enough money to do what you want.
How'd you access 2-3 cocks in the morning?
Vibrating cock rings are always better than dildos. My dogs love it.
Gonna be cooking for them now so I'll be a bit busy, posts might take longer.
I just want to keep her safe from ever being hurt again...
Didnt get a chance today. I did work on my truck a bit more. And then the roof in my sun room caved in.
ah, so you do do that with them. my my.
probably friend just fucking with me and wants me to suffer
>i found a tumblr
>has recent posts
>but no actual name
>not sure if the pics and vids are recycles
>deciding to stop searching for now
im gonna be very pesimistic during this search, actually i don't even know why im doing this there are other girls i have on my backlog
thats nice i might be on during around this time and not later on the weekend so rip me
just watch anime on teh internet instead of netflix and yeah not everyone can get into fma which is said everytime for a netflix anime
they think theyre kool for not using lewds
The Devil Wears Prada is a chick flick, yea. But that line I posted is a lyric.
Stop sayin' you're sick, shit is kinda old
I'm a fucking Herpe in a coma, you're a common cold
Claimed
Hmmm... ok. Claire.Daigrepont 0958...
(Dr. Pepper ?)
Right now, pretty much just World of Warcraft. I started playing a little bit of Black Ops with my friends from high school recently.
Do you play any games?
(Flonne)
So just for almost eternity
(Shiro)
It was enjoyed I guess
Why shouldn't you?
i like it though not sure why and i guessed as much
sent the request. my picture is this one.
Sounds like trouble, can't I use household objects instead?
I try, I'm not getting as much as I could per second, but I haven't had a quality build in a while so I'm just getting used to overclocking again
You find a couple of 10 year olds and suck them off then give a few lolipops for their trouble and be on your marry way
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good brat claim
But my waifu is pone. I can't claim her here I'll be permabanned!
you can, but be careful. many of them are actually *not* supposed to go in your butt.
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which one is it, user?
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Only Apple Bloom matters. She is best loli pony.
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that means you are leaving?
i think i will stay up, we'll see how it goes
thats good to hear though
kek, the mysterious ones always like to peak your interest the most
any qt3.14s you want to talk about?
wew i honestly thought you had been lukring and read i had a cold and was heavy insulting me
i like tyler the creator though it took me a second to recognise the lyric
also im stupid
i guess taste isnt easy to explain
dude honestly last time i was 13 and i got attacked by some dude who wanted to sell me his wristbands
it was scary
Well that sounds awful. lol...
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Celestia. She's so Graceful and Beautiful. Basically pony version of palutena.I have a fetish for her as well so I'll post her instead.
I could try using my roomies's vibrating toothbrush though I don't know how much he would appreciate that
Erica claimed
she's cute, but I dunno if she's the best. diamond tiara is so bratty, she'd be fun to break down ya know?
not a bad choice at all, I approve.
probably not a lot, so just don't tell him, and clean it real good after.
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just buy the wristband next time and see you i have to leave
I have more than enough money to enjoy what I'm doing. It's not like I spend it on much anyway.
You're right. But at times I just find I can't even be bothered getting up and doing the things that do keep me busy, like my work + portfolio etc.
I talk and go out. My friends are into hardcore clubbing though and that's just not me. I don't know what to do about depression anymore anyway.
Hello
>rattle
Nazifu?
>911
Confirmed
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Why shouldnt I what? Appeal to something you gave away to the first person you whored yourself out to? I know futility when I see it.
See a doctor. Talk to people.
Enough about my faggotry, how are you?
Heh. I just got back from school.
Tyler is quite the enjoyable artist for me.
youtube.com
I haven't watched a single episode of My Little pony, so not too familiar with all the ponies, but I remember Diamond Tiara is a rich bitch.
How're you doing?
It just rips me to shreds inside that I can never be there for her.
Maybe
believe me, I understand. motivation is hard to come by for me far more often than not.
ah but I so much prefer to talk about anything else...I'm doing okay, actually. today has been boring and uneventful as always, but my mood has been better lately for reasons~
she is a rich bitch indeed. I stopped watching after season three, personally. just got bored with the show at that point. it's cute and entertaining though.
You seem to care for her, user. That's good.
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World of Warships. You drive around with a ship and shoot enemies. Kind of slow, but pretty fun. If you die you're out for good, so that's when I come to claim.
It seems that half of the thread is playing it (probably because it's free).
I had a somewhat similar time in my life, but without the Cred Forums. Doctor was talking about depression and shit and that I should get a psychiatrist, so I ditched him and got me another one. Sort of sorted things out and only feel like a waste about 3 to 4 times per week now.
So cheer up, it's getting better!
What was it?
Other Shiro, that you?
they should, and not really, i haven't really met new people
>filling out applications
>there was a possible qt working there
i mean i saw some when looking for a job
what group is this?
I'm still here for a bit, not sure how long. I think it will be good for me to move around a bit because I'm getting concerned about my health. My mind has been rotting for a while but now my body is showing signs too
It is indeed me, if you're referring to Deadman Wonderland Shiro!
How're you doing?
Does it have anything to do with a certain italian man?
I'm certain I have no idea what you're talking about in the slightest~
I play some WoW but used to play more, now I mostly just get the new expansion, max a few characters then get bored. I also play Dota, some modern warfare 2 recently aswell.
I've bought tons of games recently, Arma, GTA, but nothing is filling the void really.
Possibly too much.
Like to the point where I started meditating, working out, and building a sensory deprivation tank so I could "see" her.
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That's not too much. You're just dedicated to her is all.
>~
I'm not sure I can trust you
That's not lol worthy at all!
I'm doing okay I guess. How are you doing?
Fish, potatoes and green beans. It was okay
I'm almost done the new raid that came out on Tuesday. I got 3 more bosses left there. Games don't really seem to relieve the boredom anymore though, so I just float around from thing to thing
What did i give away?
Such hipsters.
What are you doing awake this early on a Saturday
this site won't let me do the things the other one does so I'm forced to use crude measures like excessive ~ to express that yes, I am being less than truthful in a coy manner.
Huh, because now that I've said it it feels like KYS levels of retarded, not that that'll stop me.
hell no so much money, you know im a jew
later have fun
yea i shoul have guessed, how was it?
why though? i mean i like him but does he do anything special for you?
..i cant believe how retarded i am
yea i know it, indeed a lot people here play it
but you seem to be enoying it a lot then
playing ranked or anything of the kind to see how god you officially are?
oh alright thats good.
yea good idea, just a bit of jogging once in a while can also be good for your mind
or a bit of lifting to get some body going idk if you want that
oh i thought you said you had a lot of girls ready any moment
you beta
Nice legs
I find anything hilariously funny and extremely depressive after being awake for this amount of time
>What are you doing awake
Woah there I ask myself that all the time
Hey there
>won't let me do the things the other one does
You mean reddit?
Of course. Having an orgy or a one-on-one tonight after I get drunk and stoned out of my mind. Depends on how many of them will be in the mood. They usually all get going once one or two does. Most of this weekend will go the same way.
Lolwut.
Where's a good place to watch anime? Don't understand this nyaa.se site.
right back at you. erica is 2cute.
obviously I mean eight chon.
well as I mentioned before, I don't judge. you do you.
a cute
That was joke
Now laugh
Pretty good. Just arrived back from school.
It's not that bad. Plus, you got somebody to live for, can't kill yourself! A thought of the waifu a day keeps the suicide away!
It was okay.
He's just good, that's why I like him. He hasn't done anything special for me, no. The only artist that can hold that title is Kendrick Lamar.
That's how I am when I stay up for a long while. Now shouldn't you be asleep?
I refuse. instead I shall SCREAM.
Thanks.
i know right
when did i say that?
don't we all find certain stuff extremely depressing and hilarious after some time of staying awake too long
i use kiss-anime.me, me and my friends use it because you can also download the episodes, theres also
kisscartoon.me
if you want to watch old shit like catdog, and johnny bravo
really should watch that anime at some point. so many animes, so little time.
yeah I really need to act. I'm getting heartbeat surges and I barely eat once a day
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REEEEEEEE
Doing great,! How about you?
Where did these awesome pictures come from?
>fish on Friday
I like you, you go to heaven.
Ranked games are somewhat annoying as the ranking gets reset so often. Also I usually play with friends more so that we have something to do while talking and you can't play ranked with a team.
But I do have a 60% winrate,and I think that's pretty dank.
As you seem to know a bit about it already, have you tried it before?
Erich was my husbando even before Strike Witches.
yes. I am pleased.
Hello Kirino
You had a very late day. I didn't see you this morning
No one wears pants. So be ready for panties.
Hello
ctrl+alt+delet this
It's 7:20am. I don't think I'd be able to sleep even if I tried, and believe me, the past days I've been trying.
Probably, don't know how others feel, so yeah.
I love me some cute pantsu. not a problem.
Hello Alice
>Your reply came up just as I posted mine, sorry about that.
ok?
>Steals Hitlers hat.
Then you will like this.
You sure about that?
is it called strike witches? I can't remember. I've only really ever seen...indecent things so far.
Go to sleep already then. Or do you have work or something on today?
I woke up 40 minutes late, no time to hop onto the threads.
I'm doing pretty great myself. It's my birthday party tomorrow
Deviant art. I was only able to find three.
Hmm. Maybe try some over the counter sleep medicine, if you have not already.
I mean, that's how it is for me at least. To be fair, I probably think about Shiro way more than once a day, so maybe try that.
Yes its called strike witches.
friday now though, so thats good. any plans for the weekend?
yea i guess thats fair, and i totally agree on kendrick the guys a legend
>why im doing this there are other girls i have on my backlog
i guess i misunderstood that saying
my bad
all this, doesnt sound healthy
first of all heartbeat surges? you sure because thats pretty scary
and you really should have a good eating schedule, this might also fix your tiredness
yea ranked games, in any game, are stressful. thats a good system though. yea thats a fun way to hang with friends
thats pretty decent, probably above the most players at least
no i havent, i think i should look into it but i dont really have a lot of time to put into another moba
its kind of a moba and i already play a lot
hmm. my memory only works in the weirdest situations.
? Why would I want to go there? What's important about fish on Friday's?
That's fine, these things happen. How are you doing?
Stupid Cred Forums didn't (you) this post because it was from a different tab
How are you doing?
That's not a good thing to do! So you essentyially were in school and commuting for 12 hours today?
I'm glad to have appeased you master
How are you?
and then you ruin it by being such a snarky brat. tsk tsk.
G-give it back!
Thats ok.
Im doing ok. You?
No
Am I the snarky one here?
It's my birthday party tomorrow!
My favorite album of his is Section.80.
This song for me was life changing. Has got me through a lot of stuff.
youtube.com
Nope. 9-10 hours.
Yeah it's getting serious I think. Somehow I still don't feel like doing anything about it
you were just now and it's annoying. that's MY job.
GET
You seem like a nice guy buddy. Hope you have a good night.
I'm about to start 420 blazing, drinking some cocktails, mixes, and let them out for a bit. Food and fun after. Have an awesome night!
A hot button issue for sure, how about we solve this by engaging in some hate fucking?
I just try not to be a dick for no reason, and I'm extremely non judgmental.
have fun, and hope your night goes as great as you plan!
is there any other kind of fucking, really?
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