You know the drill

You know the drill

I miss you

i'm looking for some primo ass

time stamp faggot

Because there is a nigger that i owe money and i promised him my anus but some other nigger ripped it so i need you to replace me while i lick his anus

I need someone to charge my phone

I want you to meet my mother, then we can have threesome

Wanted someone to watch a shitty horror movie with, you're pretty cool and I like you, so yeah...

Let's be real here, you know why.

So I can show you my pen0r

I need a cuck to film my new boyfriend and I for our first time. We both agreed that you're the biggest cuck we know.

Are you retarded?

>2016
>being this retarded

Charge your phone faggot

"because i got some kids over, come over and lets play ;)"

'Cause i want you to fist my asshole ;))

me and dad need a 3rd for sexy time

Because if you don't reply to this post your mother dies in her sleep tonight

"Because I molest children."

reroll this

roll

.

Reply with this: uhh look i dont know what happened the hooker just kind of leaped infront of my car i need your help. Can you scrape brain matter out of the grill of a car?

I need you to be a witness to this giant shit I just took.

reroll

I would like to stroke the cat

We need to talk

You're pretty manly and I need help mixing concrete

I would like to show you a picture, you can save it, it's all yours.

7ZIP

Because i want to fuck you stupid

Google Drive!

Winrar

OH
SHIT

OH
SHIT x2

Trips win fuck the dubs

Winrar

...

winrar

Roll

WIN WIN WIN RAR RAR RAR

btw op do you have the s6 edge?

OP deliver

...

AHHHHAHAHAHA YES! GET EM TRIPS!

And now we wait

Sheiit

okay, op is not a faggot. that's a good sign.

Newfag

lets go OP is no fag today

Every OP is a faggot in the end. It's the definition of OP at this point.

...

Quick send a :) before she replies

Oh no

dubs speak

...

3====D~~ :P

Oh yes!

"Besides, you know you want to come over. You can't resist this and you know it"

OP has abandoned us, RIP threead

Rolling for disappointed realization.

Roll roll roll your boat

bump

>we got OP to lose virginity status for the first time
>OP bailed on thread in order to get dick wet
>joke's on us
For once in the history of Cred Forums, OP won and was actually heterosexual

We'll go down the waterfall if we stop rolling!