You know the drill
You know the drill
I miss you
i'm looking for some primo ass
time stamp faggot
Because there is a nigger that i owe money and i promised him my anus but some other nigger ripped it so i need you to replace me while i lick his anus
I need someone to charge my phone
I want you to meet my mother, then we can have threesome
Wanted someone to watch a shitty horror movie with, you're pretty cool and I like you, so yeah...
Let's be real here, you know why.
So I can show you my pen0r
I need a cuck to film my new boyfriend and I for our first time. We both agreed that you're the biggest cuck we know.
Are you retarded?
>2016
>being this retarded
Charge your phone faggot
"because i got some kids over, come over and lets play ;)"
'Cause i want you to fist my asshole ;))
me and dad need a 3rd for sexy time
Because if you don't reply to this post your mother dies in her sleep tonight
"Because I molest children."
reroll this
roll
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Reply with this: uhh look i dont know what happened the hooker just kind of leaped infront of my car i need your help. Can you scrape brain matter out of the grill of a car?
I need you to be a witness to this giant shit I just took.
reroll
I would like to stroke the cat
We need to talk
You're pretty manly and I need help mixing concrete
I would like to show you a picture, you can save it, it's all yours.
7ZIP
Because i want to fuck you stupid
Google Drive!
Winrar
OH
SHIT
OH
SHIT x2
Trips win fuck the dubs
Winrar
...
winrar
Roll
WIN WIN WIN RAR RAR RAR
btw op do you have the s6 edge?
OP deliver
...
AHHHHAHAHAHA YES! GET EM TRIPS!
And now we wait
Sheiit
okay, op is not a faggot. that's a good sign.
Newfag
lets go OP is no fag today
Every OP is a faggot in the end. It's the definition of OP at this point.
...
Quick send a :) before she replies
Oh no
dubs speak
...
3====D~~ :P
Oh yes!
"Besides, you know you want to come over. You can't resist this and you know it"
OP has abandoned us, RIP threead
Rolling for disappointed realization.
Roll roll roll your boat
bump
>we got OP to lose virginity status for the first time
>OP bailed on thread in order to get dick wet
>joke's on us
For once in the history of Cred Forums, OP won and was actually heterosexual
We'll go down the waterfall if we stop rolling!