Waifu claiming thread

Don't want that job pls. Just suicide only is my thing, I don't need my ghost to be haunted.

Yeah, but I need more.

I've tried so fucking many sites...
I'll browse for an hour and maybe only get 3 new pics...

So, idk... it doesn't make much sense... but it helps.

>Your lewds are pleasing. I see no problem with more.
Glad we're on the same page

>I hope it heals soon, it sounds painful as hell.
Thanks. Although it's not so much that it hurts. I mean it stings like a bitch if I get sanitizer on it, but it's basically that the little fucker cut off a few flaw holes of skin right over the knuckle of my thumb.
He's been a prick bastard ever since we got him. Only dog I ever had that I don't get along with

I'll do it, you guys will have an insurance claim for your survivors

Best melancholic

Oh you

didn't work. same name, spelling and all?

awwww shit, bakas~! See those repeating digitz! I wasn't even trying! I'm a genius!

Thanks Kyoubot

Does an armless hug use legs instead? Isn't that just sex?

oh damn! STRONGET again!!

I wasn't expecting that!

I got lucky that the bar across the road is open almost all night.

>Implying I have money to pay for insurance
Melancholy is the best way to feel, too.

>Hatsuzuki
I'm waiting for the right time to ERP with Renge.
You're quite cute, but this is the truth.
Yea, AssMilk was good.
I could also maybe do a relisten of the trilogy, think I'll just listen to Bastard though.

Back from school now

Claiming Felix

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She reminds me of a girl I used to like. Shame she was a lesbian.

Let this be a lesson to not follow the same path I did.

Most of the others... have already been taken away.
They did not perform well in the interrogation and where liquidated; also known as bukkake.

I do have some first hand evidence, but it's inadmissable; if you however surrender peacefully or not peacefully the courting maybe me waived in favor of outright sentencing and other devices of formulation used to convey human erotic content.

So what if you could see me know
Would you recognize your son
Am I disappointing you
Would you know what I have done

Could just be that she jumped up and face fucked you, too

I always took it she put her stumps around his sides and squeezed, but I dunno.
Just cut off your dick, dude. ezpz
Too old

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>claimed

Which path would that be?
Hello there

Well we don't talk anymore and she attends a different school now.
>I'm not that love-stricken

>I always took it she put her stumps around his sides and squeezed, but I dunno.
sounds gross, I rather put my stump on her and call it a hug.

I wish Cherry Bomb wasn't bad. Which Wolf cover do you prefer, original or deluxe?

>only ERPers get arrested
I've always been too good at deleting traces.

We sure are!
I hope you gave that dog the ol' 1,2. I've never been a fan of dogs.

Stocking #6316

You are lucky. Don't forget again!

I've gotta shoot for a little bit. Won't be long!
Stay lewd or stay cute!

>Looks like she found us...
And that is why Emi left the threads.

Everything else is false.

What's wrong with dogs?

Can I be both?

you already are.

Yeah, we locked him outside for a few hours, and I didn't give him any of my fucking food from McD's.

From now on, every time he comes near my bedroom I'ma chase the little shit out.

Good question actually; I literally never did anything wrong.

Or really bad at ERPing.

Well I guess that could be true, too. We'll never know.
Just trying to provide you with options, man. I'd probably cut off my dick for a rl Rin.
Hey, man, it's your choice.
420blzitfgt
I didn't know Emibro left. I'm heartbroken.

Not 100% my fault. I did lock it but the guy out the front left some chairs out there. He unlocked it and didnt lock it again.
I agree with Homu.

I'd have to go with the original. Cherry Bomb had some decent tracks, but other than that it was a mess. I liked Find Your Wings, and 2Seater is pretty okay.
See ya later lovely!

I'm back.

what's going on ?

I want you to stay cute Homu I'm awful at ERPing, no shame

Hey, ~Neko

I still can't get over that anime. Did you see the last 3 OVAs after the second season?

I actually liked the show until those 3. It was like 8, 8, 8, 1 on MAL.
Those last 3 episodes were a fucking train wreck on steroids.

Heya. Not much on my side, yours?

Not much either. Like I stated before, I'm sick.
Otherwise, I'm just listening to music while I look at videos to learn a few card flourishes.

Deep pic.
My Dad's also partly colorblind.

I like it.

Like what? Are you trying to slander my spotless life?

I'm sorry, I keep forgetting ur waifu's name.

Rin's insight knows no bounds.

Stop. I don't react well to these.

Maybe, but you wouldn't be able to know.

I like the original a lot too, but having to pick one I will go with deluxe just because of his bike (Slater). I dig the trippy vibes but I also like the clean look on the original.

I've listened to Cherry Bomb once and honestly had a negative bias too big to catch much from it. I'm listening to 2Seater now and the production is quite nice.

I will be cute for you.

you react cute.

That pic is lewd.

So, we're still doing this lol?

You're lewd, fag

whore

Its not trying, if it's a guarantee. There's no way you're done nothing!
>botes are saints though
>

What is it you like though?
youtu.be/iilT7vY5Aa4

oh goodness me, my feelings have been hurten

It's Shiro. Don't get me mixed up with Shiro though.
It does feature some good production. I prefer Find Your Wings over it though.
youtube.com/watch?v=B-bAwy8PCw4

Never said I wasn't.

Alright, a few things maybe.

The picture of course.

I don't remember saying I wasn't either.

whores don't have feelings they have sensations.

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Here. Have probably the most precious face I have of Rory. Cutest face in the series.

My sensations have been hurten, then.

Fair enough, baka~. You win this round.

Get got, nerd.

I've seen these threads a couple of times now, but where is the watamote poster?

Would be more cute if you weren't looking up my skirt.

LEWD

>ship this
>captcha knows

Hey hey, lewd Cirno.

The last 3 episodes probably had more action than the whole series, including the novels.
That's to be expected, though. Incest ending equals tons of shekels for the producers.

Emibro is currently focusing on studies, since he'll soon enter college, and normie'ing it out.
I don't we'll see him around again, but he'll be lurking from the shadows.

How have you been?

Ok, looked her up.
From Deadman Wonderland?

What's it about?

I'm pretty sure I DID just GET, nerd.

It's bad. Something about kid in prison and shit, blood bending, some other stuff.

Well, I was feeling the normie lifestyle for a bit. Got a decent paying job, qt 3.14 gf, actually hit the gym regularly, but like the majority of things that happen in my life, I fucked it right up.
You got got while getting a get. Nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=D2x19J9L7to

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no way it's out? YES.

Welcome back Yuuko

>Incest ending
>implying
If it didn't pull that lure bullshit and then ruin itself, that thing woulda been at least ok, but it did EVERYTHING wrong when they went for it.

I actually went into the series thinking it'd be incest, but was surprised it didn't seem to be

Then, when it decided to do it after all, I could very easily have liked it if it was wasn't executed worse than literal shit.
And that bait-and-switch ending in the last 5 minutes was a disgusting trick.

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Chris got fatter, but i'm glad i found this

: D

Why thank you WONDERful

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he could be 400 pounds and I wouldn't care. this show is ridiculously entertaining.

hmmm...

So, you would NOT actually recommend?

>You got got while getting a get. Nice.
STRONGET!

Not really, unless you like edgy stuff. The manga is better than the anime.

I hope to meet him irl one day~

Love!

Yes.
>hope to meet him irl one day
Wait what?

hopefully not by means of his show, you pervert!

I'M EDGY! I CUT MYSELF EVERYDAY AND... AND... I SMASH MY IPHONE B/C MY PARENTS DON'T GET ME THE RIGHT ONE AND AND...
NO ONE UDNERSTANDS ME! MY LIFE IS SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL!

~T. Tumblr

i haf alwaz belief in u

You may call him Chris Hansen, but i call him Chris handsome~

Maybe some of the 12 year olds i talk to know him. Just recently i had one tell me she was a cop. How cool is that for someone her age?

>I didn't wanna have sex with her I swear, I just wanted to show her around, ignore all the dirty texts before this lol

that's pretty awesome. a twelve year old cop? that's like that little bunny cop! I'm so glad we live in a nation where dreams can come true even for little girls!

Where was it you went to?

Light Novels > Anime

QOTT:If your waifu was real, but didn't like you what would you do?

this guy is super complaint. why the hell does anyone actually let chris talk to them on camera like this? just book it, man.

Shes actually looking at this outfit.

I mean she didn't like Subaru in the beginning. I have a chance.

Claiming Seaport Hime.
Hey Shirobro. How are you?

my boy ko has been c l a i m e d

Not sure. Probably just try and live my life like normal.

Funny, we both left to wash dishes
I was at work.

I'd be use to it and an hero at age 29

Well see ya later faggots. No convos no resin 2 liv

Claimed

Carry on with my life.
I'm doing pretty good myself, excited for tomorrow. Good as always I'd hope?

It's been ten years

Probably just kms honestly
Oh, you work in a restaurant?
>or were you washing dishes at home
I might as well go kill self too

Good as always. Suppose your birthday's very near?

Yadda yadda murder

Good choice
Cuck choice
Pussy choice
>Do you want me to do it with my foot or my mouth
Interesting.
Cuck choice
But your birthdays tomorrow isn't it?
Or has it?
Pussy choice
Privyet

bebop what are you doing here.

Hi Murder.

According to a lot of people, yeah.

Wondering why you're here.(also I have been here for a while now)

I've been around here for a few days. gotten to like some of the people a lot. and I'm also taking a little break from the other thread so I've been here like all day today. keep it hush.

My birthday party is tomorrow, my birthday is Sunday.
What would be the non-cuck choice?
The party is tomorrow!

Not convinced

School kitchen.

It has nice flexible hours that works well with being a student.

Ur a cat. Picking your waifu was a pussy choice.

Bebop i would sexually harass?

Hello comrade!

Oh man, you decided to come here too?

Fair enough.
But I heard the novels also ended with that fake shit.

Anyway, I'ma go take a nap before I do some homework.

Also, damn, found this pic...

If only she actually WAS eating herself out.

oh okay. yeah i've been here a lot more than there lately.

In half that time I met our Lord before he past this place on(soon our current one will hand it down to me)

probably

A long time ago, yeah.

I get rejected by humans, being rejected by an animated girl who became real would be too much
That's a pretty good job by the sounds of it. I wish my school had something similar, but I don't live near my school so it wouldn't work anyway

Well, what is up with you?

same, honestly. keep things fresh. plus these are some nice people.

Hope it'll make you feel more motivated for the sake of your waifu! I know mine will in a few months.

Strange
Well I'll probably not be on of forget by Sunday, so happy birthday man
You're going to be 15 right?
Non cuck choice would be wooing her anyway, suicide or anything else really.
REEEE
What's up Nadeko
P U S S Y
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S
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Am I nice?

Satan calm down please, you're antics are scaring the children

Sounds like something a fuccboi would say

you've always been nice enough to me.

why thank you.

Yep.
I don't understand how carrying on my life would be cuck-ish, and suicide isn't, but whatever.

Honestly, its not like I have any way to force her into anything.
>the halberd weighs in excess of 2 tonnes

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Might as well put on something better to suit the occasion

Thanking someone for saying the truth now?

Oh i don't go to school there. I just happen to live close by

Big drama, big power, big data. Not much, you?

Nice enough yeah. I only come by as often as I do in hopes of finding someone.

Your name still triggers me

I remember being 15, it sucked.
You're literally letting your waifu get fucked>4 and a half thousand pounds
Why?It wouldn't even be effective, a pick or something would be far better for something of that weight, or a simple spear.

sometimes I do. I'm weird like that.

oh? anyone I might know?

Hello
Oh, I see. Still not a bad gig

Work is pretty shit at the moment.

Already short staffed and another person quit

It's what I use it for

Weird is good as long as you're aware of it

hi alice how are you?

I have always been painfully aware of how weird I am.

Steam

What do you do for work again? I seem to always forget

w h y

Think of a halberd of that weight being swung like this. Now think of how strong she needs to be to even treat it like this.
I believe its a halberd due to it being a symbol of Emloy, the god she is an apostle of.
Here. Have some new music.
youtu.be/Ole-zxwxQno

A good virtue, though I would say injecting lsd into your eyeballs is where I would draw the line

It's a Jersey thing

So? If she turns me down, there's nothing I can to stop her from getting fucked.

How is it even that heavy?
Wouldn't it be extremely weak or brittle or something?
How can she wield it?
Why is it so ornate looking?
What is the god of?

FACT: Vaccinations cause autism.

Have you ever been vaccinated, you probably have autism

I'll avoid doing that then. thanks for the tip.

Emloy is the god of death. Rory is literally that strong, Emloy enhanced her to basically be a physical god. Hell, she can take on a 3000 year old dragon, its 2 offspring and another apostle of a different god at the same time. The halberd itself isnt sharp at all and it takes significant effort to cut through armor, and its unable to do more than scratch the dragon. Its ornate because of her station as apostle. As for how tough it is, it can block bullets with ease. And without a scratch. Rory herself Wolverines bullets.

I have autism and haven't been vaccinated

I'm not doing too bad. Just got some food

What did you treat yourself with?

Thread's fucking dead.

Actuary

I made a sandwhich. We had some ham that we barbecued and there was leftovers. Just slapped that on some bread

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This image confuses me. Is it a goodbye?

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