What does the vagina feel like when you slide your dick inside it? Asking because I'm a 25 year old virgin

bags of salty coins

Feelsgoodman.jpg but honestly, I think a good ole anal pounding does the trick, I usually dump buckets when I gape my bitch

no it just feels like 1 bag of sand.

Op just fill up a bag with sand and vigorously cram you wiener into that. You'll cum in seconds. U got to warm up the sand in the microwave first, though,

Like the others said, mostly you feel the warmth, and of course the vagina covers your dick so you will feel like there is something all over your dick.
Once you get in and get used to it, you won't feel like "there is vagina all over my dick", because you'll be moving and there will be a general sense of "this is nice, moving on my dick" rather than "this vagina is touching every part of my dick".

First time will feel ultra-amazing. Once you get used to it, it will still feel amazing, but it will feel more like "ok, this feeling again, yeah!"

does it still feel good with a condom on? or nowhere near?

This is wrong. A fleshlight feels much better than a vagina. Actual experience speaking.

Careful OP. Don't heat the sand too long, youll be sticking your dick into glass shards if you do

No, not at all

I think there's also a semi-conscious block over ones libido when one knows there's an obstacle to impregnation in the way.

I don't think I've ever cum with a condom on. Gotta be bareback.

With or without a condom, you will cum. A vagina is amazing in all ways. It's warm and (hopefully) tight. If you do not cum from fucking a vagina, then there is some other problem to consider (your dick is sick, or the vagina is too loose)

Always go in raw unless you think he / she might be tainted, you'll know if the snatch is kosher when you smell it. Always finger first, never any tounge play until you do.

Tense the inside of your cheek and press your index finger against it. Literally how it feels.

> he / "vagina"
Why would a man have a vagina?
OP asked about a vagina, not a mangina.

like the tissue inside your mouth

And some advice about "pull out method" - I usually let about 1/4 tspoon off BEFORE I even begin climaxing, so be sure you know when to pull out, time your spurts to the feeling and you'll know

This entirely.

>this

First accurate comment in thread. Inside of cheek was the first thing I thought of when feeling the inside of a pussy.

>OP gets first date off tinder
>OP scores, they go back to dates place
>date strips, OP learns it's a trap.
>OP Used Cred Forums advice and proceeds anal anyway

I dont even wear condoms, and I stopped telling girls when i'm gonna cum, because I love creampies. They're amazing. Some girls aint into creampies tho so I just shoot my load without saying anything

Kek

A teaspoon is 0.001 gallons
How can you measure this in seconds?

What people need to know is seconds before pulling out, not "teaspoons before". Those do not make any sense.

Not even close

Amerifags need not apply, mkay
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It's overrated and the less you think about it, the sooner you'll get laid, trust me.

hand feels better.

suck your finger... thats what a pussy feels like... inside of your mouth and a pussy is made from pretty much same stuff......

touch inside of your cheek, and boom, now you know how vagina feels like

Eh, I can't explain it. I get about 2 ropes out of my fucking ejeculatory duct before I feel the climax, ffs I'm not educated on the proper way to time pull out it's just how I do it

Fuck you

>implying a 25 yr old virgin would know the smell of tainted snatch.
Not that I disagree with you. But there needs to be a better way of informing virgins of the differences between slut pussy and good girl pussy.

>OP gets date
>OP gets trap date
>OP smells fingers, it smells like shit
>OP sees snatch, it looks like an asshole
>OP should see balls and peepee
>OP must be gay to continue

It all makes sense

like salty milk and coins

Feels better without, but take it from me you oughta use one.

Tried my luck one too many times, and now I've got two little warts on my peep. Since HPV can be asymptomatic, there were no warts or any smell on the girls vagoo. But I sure as shit have two warts that I assume are HPV.

Thankfully it could've been a lot worse, HPV isn't really dangerous at all. The cancer links in men have been pretty much debunked, and even for women there's rumor in the medical literature that it doesn't actually cause cancer. Especially the wart-causing kind, there are certain strains that we aren't sure if they cause cancer, but the general consensus is warts on the penile shaft don't have any links to cancer.

So I'm probably just gonna wait it out till they either go away (they're rather small and there's only two), or if they really get ugly I'll get em frozen off.

Either way, my self esteem is absolutely ruined as far as sex goes, so I've been abstaining for the past ~7-8 months now.

It sucks, user. Do your sex life a favor and wear a fuckin condom. It wouldn't be very fun trying to explain to a girl you're about to bend over "no no trust me, HPV is safe to get millions of people have it."

Wearing a condom is like showering with your socks on.

Warm, not as tight as a hand. Feels pretty good on the head when she gets more aroused.

it feels like rape

If any femanons are in the thread what do dicks feel like? Good thrust tempo? Are gspots a thing?

Google talks about rope length. They say the average jump rope length is between 7-12 feet.
So your advice to the general public would be to pull out about 14 feet before the climax, or 1/4 teaspoon before climax.

That's Cred Forums advice if I've seen it.

>25 yr old virgin

I have a hard time believing this.
Post picture of body w/o face(censored) with timestamp. From there on I and Cred Forums will tell you what's wrong.

How long do you last whilst wearing a condom?

I kek'd

>"no no trust me, HPV is safe to get millions of people have it."
>not "you have it too, you fucking slut"

>I have a hard time believing this.
Do you know where you are?

CHECKED!
Dubs demands it!

Like a bag of sand

This

Yeah me too, you gotta pull out before you even start to feel like youre cumming or you'll bust a little inside of her

bag of sand

>post pics of body
I'm gonna have to agree. But what if OP is just shitty fucking person with the personality of a plunger?

It's not that hard to believe. Some people have sex at age 13. Some people never get there.

It's not that hard to believe someone might be able to avoid girls and their gifts to mankind. Some people will never give up their belief that "I might hurt someone by saying this". Some people will never avoid anything that may result ing "I may get rejected".

Those people will probably be 70 before accidentally their dick in the old-folk-home.

That's why I only fuck virgins.
What about you OP? You want to get fucked?
In the butt?

Longer. No doubt about that.

As I said, haven't gotten laid in months because I would be way to embarrassed. But the last time I was regularly going at it, I'd say probably 35-40 min w/ condom compared to 20-25 without.

Kek'd, but if you're srs user I'll tell you it's that mindset to blame for why you don't get laid. The whole "overt asshole" """strategy""" is horse shit. You cannot be a straight up jerkoff and get women to fuck you. Maybe as a teenager, but women are trickier. You can't be a pussy-whipped cuck because they hate that shit just as much. Keeping women interested is literally 4D chess but you don't get to plan moves ahead of time.

Nah not hard to believe. I lost mine at 24 and had to pay for it. I'm a fairly good looking guy but an utter social retard with anxiety, depression and crippling self-confidence and trusting issues

>tfw my parents are expecting me to have kids one day

warm apple pie

/thread

> But what if OP is just shitty fucking person with the personality of a plunger?
You got that right, I would consider myself to be a boring person to talk to, my only interest is videogames. I am a fucking coward talking to girls in a social situation, I don't know what to say.

It feels much better than that hairy ass you've been stucking your dick in, faggot

the ove glove.

So you're an apprentice

I´m not going to ask how u know that

it's not "indescribable". it's exactly how you think it would feel. it's a warm wet hole. it's not "SO FUCKING WARM" like this faggot is exaggerating it to be, it's no warmer than a hand or a mouth. sex is fine and all, but it's not even close to the best thing on earth like all of these virgins make it sound like. sexually, a good suckjob while you've got a good buzz on is better than any pussy is.

Good taste in raunchy comedies.

This.
Personally, opiates are the most pleasure I've ever experienced.

hollywood told me so, so it must be true.

General advice to OP
1: Start exercising 1 hour every day (actually not that much)
2: Start going outside every day (a walk, maybe combine with exersice)
3: Train long enough to become a proper man (do #1 and #2 for a month)
4: Start trying to talk to women (practice needed, tips exist, real experience required)
5: ???
6: Profit. You will face defeat and disappointment, but meet every new opportunity as if it was a new proper possibility, and one of them must go right! :)

*tips fedora*

at least one dude here knows what's up.

To you maybe. For me it's definatly cumming in pussy raw.

>all these wushu washy excuses.
Are you OP?
Because if you are, then tell us your excuse for getting to this point sexless. I can generally accept the following reasons.
>just got out of 6 or more years living in coma
>just got out of prison(share story if true)
>religious abstinence(yes I will allow it)
>stranded on desert island(cast away status)
That's about it.

Now instead of asking the Internet what a vagina feels like, why don't you do something constructive and ask what you're doing wrong. This is Cred Forums, one of the last bastions of free speech and anonymity you'll find where you can get good information and the sarcastic banter to make you hate yourself enough to change yourself. Because that's your only reall option in this world. ONLY YOU CAN CHANGE YOU!

We're here Cred Forumsroseph, let us help you.

I don't know man, I've never fucked without a condom... Am I still a virgin?

you need to branch out if you think a fellow human being can provide you the "ultimate" in all the possible pleasure you can experience on earth. "cumming in pussy raw" you fucking neanderthal.

pussy feels great, grabs your cock better than your hand and nice and slippery. but even better is its so warm. And its hot seeing and feeling her respond.

Yeah it feels better w/o a condom, but always wear one with a new skank

agreed. blowjobs>pussy any day of the week. a bitch who knows how to work her mouth around a cock will always beat a bitch who can work her pussy.

Dubs confirms breeding sex is best sex

> Was virgin until 22
> Was lucky to be non-virgin

Srzly, I had no idea what was going on. I somehow met some lady of the internet, that somehow wanted my dick bad enough to ask me for it. If she didn't then I would've still been a virgin.
I'm actually that daft. Today, I get the current single pussy every time because I somehow keep it close. Not sure if I would be able to get a new one if I lost the current one.

Hey, seriously, am I the only man to think It would be a hassle to get a new pussy?

Its not like you think you put in your dick and your dick feels amazing. The tighter the pussy the better it feels.

Interested if OP will deliver to these dubs.

4/10 in looks. Besides work related shit, I'm terrible at talking to girls, I don't know what to talk about with them. My only interest is videogames.

Plz have sex

Oh youre fucked

Not by a woman though

OP should post face, Cred Forums will tell OP what is wrong. Cred Forums is never wrong, and Cred Forums will never hold back on the truth!
OP simply cannot face defeat by posting face, only victory will entrail

Somehow hot. Want you to fuck me raw desperately. I love being firsts for people. Fuck.

can someone who isnt a virgin warm up an orange and fuck it, tell me if it feels like a vagina on a scale from 1 to 100

This...with boards like /fit/ there's no reason why people on Cred Forums should be virgins. Get I. There and use the community to help you.

Plus Cred Forums is way cheaper and more interesting than paying for therapy to fix your shitty attitude or whatever. Just gotta be honest.

If you put your dick in a blender you'll find out

A sober response.

ITT: virgins replying to virgins

it's ok op just try to suck your own dick

Some condoms feel better than other condoms.

K

Idk it feels like lubed up, rubbery skin. Like if you were sliding your dick in silly puddy, covered in olive oil.

god fucking damnit that webm
am about 6 beers in for the night, thought it was afucking picture
scare the piss out of me

Being completely serious, not like all that much honestly. It's warm,wet and kinda textured, but having had sex quite a few times, it's honestly underwhelming.

I suggest you take a glove, wrap the hand area(palm and fingers, leave the wrist free) in a towel, or stretchy fabric, then use the wrist bit to hold it in place, get lube/conditioner/lotion etc, and put a bit there... stick your dick in, it's almost exactly the same, though a VERY SMALL bit less soft/flexable and cold instead of warm, but it's pretty much the exact same.

>4/10 in looks
By who's standard, what makes it a 4/10? Post pic like post here said...
this can be fixed. Also you should probably read a book or something. Shit I'd even recomend going over to /new/ or Cred Forums just so you learn current events. How can video games be your only interest at the age of 25?

Condoms kill my erection. I feel like they're too tight.

I can almost vouch for this.

I wouldn't say better, but ALMOST better.

Sex is never underwhelming
Sex is always great (if you cum), but there are levels of "great". Bad sex is still sex, if you came.

What this guy is trying to say is "sex is best when you still want it because you have not had it"
It's truly great until you've become accustomed to having it. Then it's just "great".

You described exactly the reason I saved it.

f-f-fuck you

Post pics OP. You started this thread. Instead of asking what pussy feels like wouldn't you rather explain what pussy feels like?

>pic somewhat related

You can't be as horrible to look at as this picture is.

There is no mistaking nasty poon. They have good and bad days, just like virgin balls, but if there is something wrong, gut instinct week let you know.

Not really... I've had sex 10-15 times(Only been with 2 girls) and honestly blowjobs are 500x better.

I mean cumming from the vagina, or from your hand feels the same just about, the feeling of the vagina is completely underwhelming, I expected it to be so much more.

Yeah kinda.

People talk about "tight" pussy but it's not as tight as your hand when you're whacking off. I think in the absence of other stimulus it would be hard to get off with just a pussy going down on you.

What always gets me revved is just everything else, and that's what makes sex 1000x better than masturbation -- not because pussies feel better (they don't, really) but because you get to lick her tits, play with her nipples, lick her neck, do some serious tongue on tongue action, and just hold her real tight while you pump the bejesus out of her.

Sex, to me, isn't about the pussy as much as it's about everything that goes along with it.

This guy is literally fucking a lump and fingering a kid.

>Not knowing the difference between slutty snatch and BV snatch
They're both worth running from. But one usually comes from improper wiping after taking a shit and the other has the risk of STD's.

...there's tons of different nasty twats out there user. Not all imply whorish behavior.

My experience is quite different. Cumming on a great blowjob feels the same. Get a better vagina you milf-fucker.

Anyone else feel a little animalistic when having sex sometimes?

Weird description, but this.
The woman (all the parts except the pussy) does add a lot to the act of having sex.

Lol, get a better hand

Nah. If I recall a Cred Forums from a few months ago. 3/4 of everyone couldn't even get off from a blowjob.

Fucked one slut(Experianced) and one virgin(ZERO)

So, I think I got a decent scale of it. Honestly for me the difference is in how I get to the orgasm, the BJ feel WAY better when getting there, the suction and all, and if they keep sucking it's almost too strong. Shit like that. It to me feels WAY Better.

how do yuo keep from babby??

If you're not an idiot, it's actually quite hard to have a baby.

a wet gummy bear

I also've done anal, which is crazy over rated, It's honestly not that much better, it's tighter, but only on the hole bit, the inside is looser... and it hurts the chick, so, not personally worth it to me, considering I do take her into some consideration.

please, expand, good sir.

My bro told me different girls have different textures. His first was like guts.

Not OP but 29 y/o virgin and I've considered this. I'm not gay but sex is sex and then I can say I'm not a virgin. No one will ask what gender I lost my virginity to, right?

I had a blowjob where I felt too much, it was better than a pussy. I still don't feel like it was "way better". It was 10% better.
Get a better pussy. You virgin pussy may not have been as virgin,

>Catalog
There are 6 days of the month a girl can actually get pregnant, which are the 6 days before she ovulates. So just don't blow your load in or on her during that time and she'll never get pregnant

The most noticeable sense is that it's hot inside.

bad head then. a good cocksucker will always surpass her weight in pussies.

Either, you're a virgin, or you're gay. No doubts about it.

10%

I had blowjobs where they felt at least 30 % better than pussy.

lol 10%

I actually like showering with my socks on, because then i don't have to wash them...

No one will ask the gender but why lose it in a gay fashion when you know you're straight? Just get a hooker.

Kek. Amazing how you havent gotten a girl pregnant yet

How is it so hard to have sex? Do you not have a job with women? So many work hookups. Or join some kind of community sport, like baseball and just hook up with them that way. Or worst case, go out to a bar and take home some ugly fat chick. That is never hard.

She honestly was a virgin, it was back in HS 16 and such(Legal in my state) and she wasn't into sex, I was the first person she'd even dated.

Knowledge is amazing.

This...people tend to get unexpectedly pregnant when they're usually trying to chain their S.O. to them and save the relationship.

hey might be refering to the actual action of fucking, makes my legs almost numb or like an hour after, but I don't even notice during sex that my legs were straining.

Well, if that's what she told you, it must be true

The best is when you come in her.

Personally I get this euphoric feeling of ultimate relaxation.

I'm not being funny. Think, what is the meaning of life? It's to spread your genes and ensure survival of the human species.

To achieve that goal leaves you feeling free, like I've served my only goal in life. Anything that happens is irrelevant as I have no more goals. It's a strong sense of freedom and success.

Girls need to loosen their snatches

>Hymen intact

this. All the urges, all the emotions and shit. The horniness, the blueballs, the effort. For all the sophistication and bullshit, really, that's what it's all for. Just those few moments while you're pumping your seed.

>dont even wear condoms, and I stopped telling girls when i'm gonna cum, because I love creampies. They're amazing. Some girls aint into creampies tho so I just shoot my load without saying anything
MY NIGGA!

>pumping your seed

god damn, can you be cringier. it's just a fucking orgasm you simpleton. enjoy it for what it is, but all you faggots talking about it like its the best thing ever are fucking stupid as shit.

That's like fucking a thanksgiving turkey

This.

I guess you enjoy you life of not cumming into women

Virgin detected

Kek. Are you sure you arent a virgin, because you clearly know nothing

I'm very much not a virgin. Need referals to speak to? xD

...

I said "pumping your seed" because that's the point - it's reproduction, not just sex.

That's one NASTY looking pussy.

Virgin detected, lol

Blowjobs are either too much or worse than a vagina or ass for me. I prefer fucking and have never gotten off to a blowjob. I get this overwhelming feeling and it feels like I'm just gonna piss in her mouth, not a feeling that starts in my balls.
>TFW you can't just piss and call it squirting like a girl

Well fine. But seriously dude, you believe that the hymen is a real thing

put mayo on bubble wrap (small bubble, not the golf ball sized ones)

roll up in heating pad on lowest setting.

stick dick inside

oh so you have kids?

Yeah, I also hate it when the girl is really horny. Wet horny pussies are the worst. I would actually prefer a hard penis up my ass.

Bag of sand

Where's that from?

Not that, I mean the colour, it's all kinds of weird shaped and all.

Not that it's wet. It's that it looks like an eye sideways stuffed with a shitty subway sandwich.

>not a virgin
>using 'xD'

pick one fam

Pretty much this. There's just so much sensations and your brain just kinda goes fuzzy.

You can definitely feel how wet it is though, and the contractions feel good

I tried that without heating, and the plastic just tears at my dick. Even with lube, it just hurts.

I even tried the glove-thing and it basically felt like nothing on my dick.

Bitch please.

The girls love the xD. GirlxD=cum bitch.

>it's just a fucking orgasm you simpleton.
FOUND THE LITERAL FAGGOT.

Yea... welcome to the vagina, hardly feels like anything there.

But do wrap it tighter., but in seriousness it's really not that tight, you can hardly feel it.

Or rather tense the inside of you cheek and press the tip of your penis against it.

Virgin male confirmed

...

it wasnt that warm tbh mate. It felt soft and ribbed and wet.

Nowhere near.
That's why you need a girlfriend and random casual fucking is actually dangerous, unless you're ok with having shit tier sex.

Not joking, I'd rather masturbate properly than fucking with a condom.

it's from a land b4 time when ppl still used .gif

Haha, your mother will die nothing

Just get a sex toy nigger. Those crazy japs have put an immense amount of science into research. With some research of your own, and a wise buying choice you can find out yourself. Not like your GF will find it and judge you. Haha.

Moar

...

Source please?

Have a "sexual emergency" and find out.

I always fuck raw bro

FtM. It feels like fullness. Tempo is preference. Gspots are a thing. So is cervical pleasure

Except the inside of pussy has ridges

Loose

...

What's it smell like?

a sock full of nickels.

Virgin detected

Like a sock full of melted choclate coins with tons of lube. Feels pretty gr8.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Anybody ever came inside a loli?

slippery when wet

What the fuck am I reading

touch the inside of your cheek with your finger