Bootlegs

power ranger is my guess

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>sense of right alliance
>shrek
>$13

These are big guys

Turkish Star Wars is my favorite.

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aw snap, pretty sure i had the lion guy at thefar left end there

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nooo they captured Sludger!

Is that the fucking car from Cars?

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This is one of those evil toys that comes out to fool old people into buying it because the grandchildren wanted that new game system thingy.

that calculator

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It gets better. Here's Thomas the Gundam Engine.

This is totally what people want.

Its-a-me brez lert yer

Robert Cop is a classic.

Fishing and river fun spiderman.

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ehrmagerd sermpsons

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You get more stuff in the box and that makes it a better deal for parents, even if the toy itself doesn't make sense.

Gotta get that money and REALLY whore out the brand.

Bitches don't know about my karate farmer

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i need shit

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i'd buy that

More Turkish Star Wars. Just goes to show the turks had no clue what Star Wars was supposed to be about.

>brick
>handsome appearance

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That's Kraven, he killed Spiderman once. Look at the name on the box.

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say what you will, but all of those are fucking creative when it comes to evading copyrights

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Omg the old school calculator used... Top kek

very very few of these are evading copyright

Imagine growing up with these toys then seeing the movies and being confused about missing characters and new additions to your knowledge.

Hehe

Holy ashtray it's head man!

People probably saw the show first at some point and then begged their piss poor parents to buy them some of the toys. Parents saw a cheaper alternative to save some cash and the kid grows up hating them for it.

I didn't know Ryu can be this sexy. What a stud!

haha, its fucking the redneck spider twins. just needs the spider buggy to race away from sheriff jameson and big boss kingpin.

as if he'd fuck anyone but Ken

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Here is the story of reluctant hero.

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They always make spiderman so fucking lame in the knock offs. I wish he could just be Robert Cop cool.

>Waverace?
>Daytona USA?
>Fucking SW Episode 1 spaceship?????

Oh shit they made a Reluctant Hero 2? Da fuck? He has shoes? Man that takes away the purpose of reluctant heros whole schtick.

I had one of those as a kid... I remember pretending all the passengers would fall out and die when it transformed

more knock off vidya games.

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eh he's one of those heroes, the kids will get the point. It won't come across as lazy or anything.

You really can't beat the polystation for quality.

Would buy/10

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backpacks always seem the laziest. I guess it's because they're easier to make.

spoiler alert

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I think you'll find thats the Simpsonsns

Liquify your friends and turn them into delicious beverages.

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door ladder actually looks pretty cool i will admit

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This was actually on SyFy channel a couple of months ago.

These weren't bootlegs. They were a legitimate release. I remember seeing them as Toys R Us and being completely baffled.

Was it worth watching?

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Faggot

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Shit everyone has the fucking Dragon Shield.

That's actually pretty cool, I'd buy that.

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it's a legit movie. in general it's so called mockbuster.

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No, not even ironically

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That's a 90's Brazilian version of black kamen rider.

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Lazy poor-kid star wars figures.

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HL3 when?

Half life 3 now!

I've had dozens of these in my childhood, poor as fuck.

>when the red ring is caused by lack of lube

>DENNIS

amazing

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Holy shit. Looks like an exciting day of Gordon Freeman in meetings at the office.

>implying I wasted 120+mins of my life...

>I'd rather watch pic related

they ripped off the special effect shots and added their own actors and story. you used to be able to watch it on youtube, its hilarious

Your grandparents don't give a shit what you want. This was 20 dollars on sale and you're going to pretend to like it. I don't care if it's the real thing, when grandma comes you better act happy!

Top kek

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.....Dennis.

Some kid probably received something like this unironically and it hurts to think about.

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Just as good as the real thing.

I live in Vietnam. Place is a goldmine for this shit.

I like this

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our turn bub

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Well at least they took the time to.... you know... hand paint the socks.

only quality weed my friend

>getting this for christmas

why is he the forbidden one ?

amazingly still on sale at my local wilkinson

id like to see a solo with this one

>roter

>Micro Chin Co.

Real talk

THIS SHOULD BE A MEME

lol stage 2

kunuckles

Posting these consoles kills me. It's a way for grand parents to NEVER have to do their homework and pretend like they don't know. 20 bux and a fuck you to the grand kids. "grandma bought that console you kids like."
>opens box
>god fucking damnit
>"Thank your grandparents kids!"
>...thanks grandma...

topkek

You found the Game Child!

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the obama gets me every time

senic

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lol imagine going to a tournament with those

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british supermarkets are full of shit like this

funny, this is

what the fuck even is that? gaben shorts?

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The 4 words on the right are "Exelence, Excite, Enjoy, Hospitality".

I really don't get that last one...

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>mfw he has no shoes

What's tragic is that is a person that is making the best of a bad situation.
>"grandma got you some cards to go with your polystation game console she bought you for your birthday"
>you've given up on the idea that grandma knows what she's doing
>unwraps nondescript pokemon label
>oh boy! 'voiceking"

pants for faaat peeps

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Whatshisface from Niravan already did it

Edward James Almost indeed

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After feminism

No his wife solo'd him.

The difference is that the stuff in China will probably kill you, or mutate your future children.

Unfortunately I don't think I have anymore left, but I remember at my local flea market they sold bootleg pokemon cards at this one, "everything at low prices" booth. Me and my sister unannounced bought a pack or two. I think some of my favorites were "Demigod Ice Angel (regice) Cacoon (Kakuna) and Pikachu (unchanged).

Gypco. KEK.

I want 'Yoda's, Butter, it's not."

>vs the cock
>48 in 1
kek

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Complete with pornstash.

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Oi it's 7 bong

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I've always want to play this.

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Originally the jungle book

>Superhand

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ULTRA SEX

Whoa...

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kek, this one got me

That Jew smells money...

youtube.com/watch?v=apKA8oohxGE

This one doesn't have "Peach Travis"

>The WALL-E eyes on the logo

Now this is actually an improvement...

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Need

Underrated post

>comic sans
really?

Reluctant hero 3 was the best
In that one the reluctant hero wears a sandwich board that says "I hate niggers"

I don't see the what's wrong here

soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

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let me play you the sound of my people..... pew pew pew

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>opthomasprime

Dennis the Men- oh I get the joke now. Verry funry I raff hard

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>Shrek

My sides are gone.

LONG D GABEN

>Winner
that looks way too legit to be a bootleg tho

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>It's just not a game anymore

I really wanna know what you actually get when you buy one of these fake systems...

The Robert Cop toy line is going to shit...

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This brings back memories of these circulating around at school cause everyone went to the same flea market and bought a ton.
Good times..

These russian bootleg games are insane

Angry grand kids.

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I'll call the copyright people...

Wise Puppet
Galaxies are far far away...

Well, at least something in this thread is not a lie.

Only extreme dorks can tell if this is a knockoff

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not bootleg but similar

That plug.... that plug....

they're all on liartown USA

New Jersey?

New Jersey

There are no words...

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Love what you did there

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I really wish Mr T would do a live action show based off this

>dazzing 3d graphics
I bought one of these at a swap meet
broke 2 weeks later

youtube.com/watch?v=I3sN8fY-0qc

ha, I had that thing. Got it at 7/11

I just wish he'd die...

>torah flavored

lulz

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nes games

c'mon faggets

If your even lucky, a bulk of them are either atari-tier stuff or horrible 2d raster games.

These are licensed and legit. They're for like 2 year olds because the shapes are designed for people with developing motor skills. Try again.

turn 3600 degrees and walk away

I love that they apparently used the same mold for Thing and Hulk.

I even named the file so you could search instead of scan the WHOLE thread...

Poor ki adi mundi *shakes head*

>appearance of high accuracy color

holy fuck

that's almost as good as the Spock Helmet

I'd fuck it.

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here's tshirt design

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He cums in pies

Retardicons! Merge to form Autismus

Kek, wtf is non fall action? Like...standing or some shit?

Those look good apart from bagon's off colour, the wrong font and strange energy symbols.

Have you got more?

Kek

>Alien-Man
>Toy has an Alien head on human body
>Picture has human head on Alien body
>Because he dared to dream, and never stopped believing
wew

Ha! I bought this shit from one of those shitty Indian gas stations. The kind that have 1000 different trinkets by the register. Shit worked tho. Dick was throwing Haduokens for a good couple hours.

THERE IS A SWASTIKA ON THE BOOTLEG VERSION

>Hero Being Black
he sure is

yeah, these are legit from the 90's

what a time to be alive

If's the dude in the costume from the first Alien movie.

Stupid fuck.

If anything that makes it even funnier

I have this. Lol

eww a nigger?

time to throw out my vhs

>optical prime

should have named it Jimmy Four

100 years from now, Allah Ackbot 9-11