Waifu claiming thread

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This would make a pretty nice indie cover.

yeah if you're some kind of NERD

Thats a cute pic.
youtu.be/KMz83VoouT0

Yes!
Aw hell yeah.
Have you listened to Whenever, If Ever? It's a pretty nice album.
youtube.com/watch?v=G6QEeoFvXvM

At that point any weapon she wields would be destroyed though, why not simply throw rocks or punch?
Why was she enhanced?
But that's not how bullets work though.

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Playing some Town of Salem

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AAAAAAAAAAH

Hello hana, are you doing well?

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You have no idea

Alpha??

no no no no no

[alice]
sounds like a delicious samvitch

I love her

Just trying not to get killed, but yeah, I'm better now.

???

Everyone can hear you scream.
No ones will care because this is muh neighborhood.

this is more than a little upsetting, I won't lie

What!? Don't die bacon.
Jeezus

"Hillary clinton for prez and shit"

Well, thats why the halberd. Both a symbol and the only thing she can wield without destroying it. She was enhanced to act as the apostle of Emloy, and guide the souls of the dead to the afterlife. That means being in the middle of battles and ending them if needed. Given that everything is equivalent of medieval Europe, she can end conflicts swiftly. And I would guess that the magical enhancement includes making her tough enough to use her strength without tearing herself apart, meaning bullets simply penetrate and cause a bleed, but then her literal godlike regeneration kicks in and the bullet gets ejected. Not with any force, but slowly. Its why she still looks 17/18 in the anime and 13 in the manga. And has looked that way for 961 years. At the end of the 1000 year tenure as Emloys apostle, she ascends to godhood herself, so the longer an Apostle is alive, the stronger and more magical they get. But Rory is aiming for the title of Goddess of Love. So she will lose the halberd and make her own symbol, as well as no longer requiring to fight or guide souls.

why are you like this

Gentlemen

nyanpasu. how was your day, ren?

Not familiar with it at all.

I know jackshit about punk but Offspring is quite nice.

I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek.

Lovely.

Its weird, but she's cute af so whatever.
SPY HERE
NERD

It was okay I guess
Cute

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Eru is here. Posting from mobile is a bitch

I blame society.
But really i was just born strange.

ren

you're what I tell you you are.

do you use clover? it's pretty good.

nah, blame your problems on other people. that's what the best people do.

Horrible paws
An Elle!
It isn't that bad though

What? Never heard of clover outside of cooking.
I just don't like it because its slower than PC posting

it's an app for mobile browsing. works really well, actually.

not as okay as my poutine huh?
hi

Ok, i blame you.

Honestly I hate spies, I play almost exclusively engineer

Hello dearest, how's your day treated you?

Breddy gud, work was work but got home and had pizza and beer and I plan to drink more tonight so things have turned out pretty well.

Yuuko
How's the nigposting?

It really is, I fucking hate doing that shit

yup...same user

Melon chan can't seem to stop with the repeating digits

wow dood harsh.

hey there akame, how's it going?

pizza and beer? damn, that sounds like a nice night. what kind of pizza?

It's been pretty good. Feeling pretty tired, may head to sleep early. Excited for tomorrow.
How about yours?

no u

Yes master, I'm a nerd.

no u

It's not bad my nigga. I'll steal this thread like i do everything else.
I'd ask how's yous been, but i assume 5 other people have or will.

Happy birthday just in case i miss you tomorrow.

bang bang

bah, don't call me that you slut, geez.

how lewd.

Not bad what about you?

Why thank you!

Reminder that I have been posting exclusively from mobile for over a year noe and will continue to do so for probably a long time
Aw yeah, Engineer a best.
>Reminder that Texas is the best state
Nerd
Also a feg

Dongener
If I wanted cute, I would have gone Lelei for sure. Rorys mindset and philosophies were what drew me to her.
Made any recent progress on Ayreon?

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I very rarely eat poutine
>glasses Homura
>no u
It's like you're trying to be cute and deny it

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>witty retort

Homuhomu is cutest Homu

doing pretty okay, not doing much of anything though. typical night.

>biting social commentary about said retort

That's the usual case, yeah. What have you been up to lately, besides rioting in Charlotte?

I'm glad, I hope you have a fantastic birthday! Besides the 8 hours spent at work, my day's been pretty solid. Go get some rest if you need it my man.

Frankly I have no idea what was on it. My dad does that shit homemade and it's fucking delicious. I would drive hours out of my way for the pear and gorgonzola pizza he does.

GAfag and my only experience with TX is basic training so I have mixed feelings
But engineer is radical

Heyo Rory, how's it hanging down under?

I think Rory is cuter from what I've seen.What even are her mindset and philosophies?

Why so sad nano?

I have been taking care of a kitten off and on for awhile. So that's fun.

>how lewd.
You're one to talk.

No, and I hate myself for that. I see Ayreon almost like a show since I have to focus entirely on it and I have a really bad time putting time into watching shows.

I just felt like it would be a wise idea with the other nerds calling me nerd.

Yea, I'll head to sleep soon.

f
typical night here too. playing a bit of league

Fuckin Chloe Price is claimed

Naps are good

If you say so Homu-cutie
You insist on spreading these lies Shizuru

Work cant decide if it wants to be quiet or busy. Its a bit spastic today. Plus I dont get a 3 day weekend. Sadface indeed for me. Other shit has been happening thats more MWO unit related.
You havent seen a lot of Lelei then. As for mindset, her view on killing is good - if you are willing to die for your cause, then your cause is worthy, and you are too. She views death as the ultimate way of respecting life, if you live a good life, then death holds no surprises and you have fulfilled what you wanted. To hold death in high esteem is to respect the life before it.
>and theres Homuhomu
It does feel like something you need time to dedicate to if its a first time listening. Although Theory is the one album you can listen to out of shnc as it is a completely new story and approach and is more an audio drama.

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Claiming Felix

Gonna go in a nut run/walk today, depending if it's raining or how hard it's raining

I've never even heard of such a pizza, but now I really want to try one.

excuse me? how dare you make such claims.

I'm so sorry

nnf the tummy

>one off

Mother fucker

Hey Akame, I didn't see you there
Almost as bad as Mavis
Nyet
I just looked up "Lelei" on Google images and looked st the first 15 or so pics.
>TFW no Ohayou
>That pic
Hnng
Hello Felix

I only speak the truth. Naps are great.

Absolutely dong/10

It's crazy good. Probably the best pizza I've ever had. And I've had a lot of good pizza.

I almost never get a 3 day weekend, is that a standard thing for you or are you just missing out on a holiday? And that sounds a lot like how my day went.

Good, good. Still contemplating what to get you tomorrow.

A kitten? How did that come to be?

>Pear on pizza

It's mother is too busy painting the town red.

It's my turn to be peed on.
Keeping yourself busy?

>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else

it sounds like an amazing taste adventure. gonna have to try and find someone to make one.

it sounds good! pear is a surprisingly versatile fruit!

Ohayo Rory!

Hey there Kitten~

RIP FoxGun.

Hello Donger. Still in hell?

As great as participating in the hurdle leap as a paraplegic

How about nothing?

The shop is closed on Monday and today is more a cleaning day than a cooking day. I get my 3 days next week though. 2 public holidays in a row, so they are spread over the 2 weeks.
I used to do that. One of our most popular pizzas. Marscapone, pear, tiny knobs of gorgonzola spread out, cheese mix over that.
Ohayou

>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else

I hate naps tbh
It feels good don't it
>Foxgun
Thank you for saying fox
Get him a fleshlight

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thx :/
hey galil

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You mean you actually bought a Cred Forums pass to do this?

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autistic autist is autistic

It's good nigga
Trust

See, but we both know that's not an option. I just made my decision anyway.

I'd get you one from here but I suspect you're not particularly close to me. Few people here are.

I could do without getting peed on, thanks for taking that one for the team. And yeah, though at times a little busier than I'd like, frankly.

Nah son, it's coming on 10 here, work shuts down at 6 on Fridays.

Damn, that sounds pretty fucking radical right there. Wish I could get those a little more often.

Vidya is far easier to negotiate here

Are you implying it's not good to spend money to spam a thread on an image board?

I know. :(

are you at least winning? that was just a joke, you know.

I'm in arizona. not many people out in this horrible place.

but it's night time?

Having fun cleaning the fryers?

You know that's my name for you!

Oh. Well, all of the RIP anyways.
>Cute outfits when?

I mean, its not as if we dont refresh the thread at all. But buying a way to spam the sea of spam is just retarded.

it's the truth though. Anyway we just had two good games in a row so that's rare and fun

They're clean. First 30 minutes. Im onto the fridges now. They didnt get done lastweek because the other guy is just a tiny bit taller but 140 kilos, its real difficult for him to do the cleaning I do.
Plus I get a mango lime coconut milkshake.
Im also not working next Saturday. Feels good man.

Nigga you never sent me the link like I told you to
I'm way too lazy for that
Also inexperienced in the realm of cute outfits

Oof
That's a bit of a hike from Atlanta

>dead rising 1 is on steam
Why was I not informed of this? Probably because I don't keep up with vidya news.

You're use to it tho
Neat, I'll check it out.
Its so slow and agonizing. Pc is better for posting always

Got released recently.

>It feels good don't it
yes, yes it does.

that's good news indeed. hopefully it continues like that if you keep playing.

little bit. that's the one bad thing about this whole internet interaction. it usually only stays that way.

cool cool.

AMATSUKAZE BOTE HATES ME :((((((((((

How's it going my dude
He'd appreciate it far more than a game
?
Thx bb
Why can't you post from your PC?

Why must you hurt me this way

F
youtube.com/watch?v=NfT1XLD51zc

Fixing hard drive atm.
Yeah, so whats good?

Yeah let's hope so. Another player from the board is making his entry!
not bad not bad. What bout you?

Ohhh, is it good and worth?

I sent you one that's close enough!

It's a Gun!

Just give em the spooks!

Are you a bote that uses ice cream as fuel?
>Lets go buy some ice cream.

nothing much, just chilling in the thread all day like a weirdo. how about you?

well then you're sure to win. good luck!

tehurn.com/not

Ah.
That's one lucky fishy :^)
Its alright I suppose, had some spaghetti and sausage.

Well I get to be a dick to customers regarding the food we have. And we dont get deliveries on Saturday so sorry bub, no can do.
Not worth from a commercial standpoint at all.

Ayy senpai

Rory Rory, is this steak cooked well by your standards?

>don't spook the Ama

I use fuel as fuel
>ice cream are nice tho

wow rude tbh famalagramaghini

Lol, pls see How ya doing today Kitten?

>Spook the Ama!
>C'mere~
>

That is a good med rare. Close to rare. But that tendon there concerns me.
>who dis

How is that rude?
tehurn.com/rocmox

Goodnight.

Tendon?

Night Kokokokoko.

ty
never had sausage in spaghetti. sounds delicious
night

goodnight

Good night Kyoukutie

The white strip is connecting tissue. Thats one badly cut piece of meat.
Sleep well

Sleep nicely.

Sullied a great outfit

NOOO
AWAY AWAY!

wow rude

Fucking kill yourself you pasta
>nini

Not rude!
tehurn.com/gayweed

Ah well. Tastes pretty damn good with a bit of salt on it.

>Implying

Amaaaaatsu-chan~
>

>leash

nnf.

I bet its a bit chewy.
>and you're getting real lewd

does anyone else get real angry/jealous/envious whenever someone has the same waifu as you?

Rude!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAD

I see someone who's into leashes

very much so.

No.
Stop calling me rude.
youtube.com/watch?v=mj6x4EBlUJI

Just a tad. But I've had worse.
>It's all in the name of spook!

But Amaaaaaatsu, I just want to help you feel good~

Sweet
I'm sure you'd like me then.. ehehe...
>but really, nice to meet ya

>I'll murder you
RUDE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AWAY WITH YOU
AWAY