You're avoiding something right now, what is it?

He asked if you were gay, user.
Remove the sand from your butthole and answer like a nonchimp.

fuck morals and fuck stupid moral man they both can eat a dick

eat a dick ill be with him till i wanna

Explaining the Google meme to the local googs.

ill answer how ever the fuck i want remove the sticks up your ass

Picking up my laundry in the dryer... But fuck that, I'm playing Earthbound.

you're not very nice

>complains about problems
>chimps out when given decent solutions

Life? I guess

Cleaning.

Letting my redfish marinate. Will have a beautiful dinner.

;) Let us know how that turns out. Mr. Moral man cares.

So you're gay -and- edgy?

go fuck a horse you goddamn tranny

this

tits or gtfo

no man would be this irrational. You're a shit person and should kill yourself. You're not good enough for him anyway

thinking of how much I miss her

studying ; _ ;

you're only fuelling my erection

gtfo kid

Hey now, horses are pretty darn sexy.

im not even complaining lmao i'm chillin i just talk like this you fucking uncle fucker

Vacuuming. The cat

The crushing reality that I probably will never fuck another human being besides the landwhale I lost my virginity to.

Romantic relationship.

Don't fake being cocky and overconfident, because that is just shitty. Be humble at first, and the confidence and cockiness will come.

MODS MODS MODS

aww boo hoo too bad i dont give a fuck you cunt

Getting a job

>anxious about phone calls

There's this new thing called college, you fucking sperglord.

Breaking up with my girlfriend, and going to the hospital to get my heart checked out

if you didnt give a fuck surely you wouldnt be here right now informing user you dont give a fuck

>tfw

playing diablo

Sleep. I have been awake about 36 hours straight.

Right now it's showering.

why

Job hunting. I quit my job yesterday, and all I have is kitchen experience. I'm looking for a new career in life. Fuck, I'd even take a job at WalMart as long as I'm not dealing with the food.

>Projecting this hard.

Calling people bitch and cunt.

>At least it's obvious what you feel about yourself.

Don't forget whore.
It's important that you embrace the full calamity of the shitlord it is that your parents created.

Sure kid, what are you gonna be when you grow up.

if you weren't such a fat nigger turd stain you wouldn't be telling me what the fuck i do and dont give a fuck about

Sleep is for tortoises

well said

Alright, Edge Boy. You have nine seconds to suck my 2 inch pussy destroyer.

Be a criminal you fucking pussy. I've been cooking meth for like eight months.

that's right bitch im your lord ;)

Newfag, calling it now.

Suicide

oh my god everyones a new fav to everyone just suck my wet fart already fuck

You can't even get dubs, much less respect.

An engineer making 6 figures. How's your NEET ramen-chugging life, user?

and who the fuck said i wanted either of those things? dumb ass nigger

>I've been cooking meth for like eight months.
>Been cooking meth
>Cooking meth
>Cooking

Nah, dude. I don't want to cook ANYTHING anymore unless for myself or friends/family.

Your autism is put of control at this point. You're swingin it all around this thread and pretty much going bananas.

Wow, pulling out the big guns now. I think you'd fit in better in a Vampire Weekend chatroom with all of the other self-harming teenagers.

If you were feeling guilt you wouldn't be saying to fuck morals, if you weren't you wouldn't post that shit here

Fake and gay

but i'm chillin so who's going bananas?

at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought

i can post what ever the fuck i want suck a shit

Okay then, you're an autist or a child. Learn how to type, stupid or youngster.

Yeah. You're still fake though

and who gives a fuck? tell me, who? you? me? anyone? no one bitch

How bout I jerk you to sleep while pooping in your hair? You like that you smelly ass monkey

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im not fake stfu

washing my dogs

I mug people and use their cards on blackjr commissions.

Your fat ass. That's who bitch.

Death. Niger can't catch me if I keep running.

>cooking
Yes, Jimmbo, that's what you say. You cook meth.

i dont understand your motives here, but all i can say is

my erection is complete, i shall begin the ritual

Does it bother you that much that you have to stick around and "correct" anons? lol

Physics homework due in 4 hours 37 minutes

Is... erm. Anyone gonna address wtf this is? Please?

MODS MODS MODS

Yeah, still not going back to kitchens. Burnt the fuck out. So, unless you got any real ideas, I'll continue to look at the ads in the paper and email my resume to some local companies.

God speed brotha. Get some coffee in you and take a 15 min break every hour UNLESS you start running out of time. Remove all distractions.

Mr. Moral Man.

I care you greasy titty nugget

Socializing with anyone and even getting out of the house. I'm not sleeping and I miss being happy.

What, no just. I don't understand how or why.

It's a tattoo dude.

i can just imagine this faggot with tears streaming down his/her face typing at lightning fast speeds growing increasingly triggered with each response

Rob a bank.

shhh, it's ok. Just roll with it.

this

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Homework

Unsure when an exam is, my professor said today's the deadline, i emailed at what time yesterday and he hasn't responded. But I should probably start it tbh

Liking a cute gril's normiebook photo...
37minutes.. And counting...! Hnnnngggg

Just WHYYY who would do this to him and why is he just STOOD there!?

Thought about it. Not worth the risk. Not to mention, that the cost of the police would cost more than what I took from the bank. No way in hell I'd let those cocksuckers spend more tax money.

>worrying about tax money being spent
Yeah, user, don't rob anything. You're way to much of a pussy to ever hurt anyone.

>why is he just stood there

Calling my sponsor, but i'm taking a fat shit atm

Implying I'm a pussy

What base you get stationed at?

I think it's more fun to ask the question than to know the answer. also, this is Cred Forums.

Hahaha, this made me laugh. As a former street pharmacist, I must inform you that I have no problem hurting people. I've had to put a beat down on a few people that owed me money. The fun part was when they offered their girlfriends up as collateral. Got to fuck my friends' hot girlfriends and they couldn't do shit about it.

Because you are one, friendo.

Wang gong and reckless eyeballin

Food prepping my chicken thighs, oh and also telling this girl my address for tomm night. Kek

Sure, kid. Can I see what you're drawing there?

Well I have one obviously..

Confessing my feelings for my recently divorced best friend's ex-wife.

Yeah the timestamp is so obvious

>no really, I was a hardcore criminal
>b-but I dont want the police to spend money trying to catch me

He was talking to one person, which of you is retarded?

I like how you take the most cookie cutter of routes on this.

Show me your thighs fatty

My friend, because she keeps trying to find out why I'm posting depressing and suicidal stuff

On what? You don't want to rob something because the police would spend money on it, but then your a gangster?
>Either complete retard replied to wrong post or edgy wannabe

Well, we're on Cred Forums. So, that makes both of us autistic as fuck.

I am only one person who is retarded? I have far to when I was a criminal.

>wouldn't of
Kill yourself

I provided a service. People I knew wanted drugs, I gave them drugs and the wouldn't have to worry about being shorted/robbed.

The people in the bank, I have nothing to do with.

So, you can cut the shit on the aggressive attacks. It won't go anywhere.

Seriously, user. Read the replies. You're making yourself look even worse.

That also bothered me but didn't want to say anything lol

Eat my ass baby.

A whole lot of things actually:

> Paying a speeding ticket.
> Lighting candles for Shabbat (inb4 ZOG or some shit)
> Calling a therapist to schedule an appointment.
> Texting back a couple of friends and this girl who's dtf.
> Jerking off.
> Taking my post-work shower.

Sleep.

>I was talking to one user. Now I have a girl, a wannabe gangster, and a retard talking to me.

Your are making yourself looking worse. How many you think of I am?? Post I was am drug deller.

That's a cool picture, friendo. To bad it's not you since I'm not seeing a timestamp.

umadbro?

What the fuck even, mane? You're doing this on purpose.

Yes

this thread

Awesome

Your are girl retarded drug dealer fella. Callin me nams is makes you a dick head fucker boy

All of us carry a strap nigga. Best stay back. We Dat girl tard drug slangin gang bitch

Tits or gtfo

getting a job

this is me 100% user. Don't worry, it get's eassier over time. You start to warm up to the impersonal nature of working

Your doing this on purpose bitch. Think I can post at you?? I can do I want this is Cred Forums amd I can be here k

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You think I'm cute? Lol

Alex?

N-No...

Come at me faggot

Telling my mom the reason why I came home from school crying

Kevin?? How's it goin pal? How's kara?

Why??

Dude...it's Jamal, and Karaquanda is dead

Oh sorry to hear but I don't know a Jamal. I don't associate with your kind but I wish you well. Peace out dawg

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