Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

H-heeeelp, I lost my shirt in the vacuum of space!!!

Sorry to hear it.

Ehh... It's been a weird day.

Do you sweat a lot? Is there something in your house that stinks that you don't pay much mind to?

Thanks~

Grandpa, the website isn't actually "on" your laptop, it's on the internet... you just use your laptop to find it!

>jumps out of /bin/
boo.
i hate vacuums
find it yourself

-meowbot

>*hugs Reisen protectively*

Don't worry, I'll be your shirt!

Ooh I like this post for many reasons, hi bunny

-Azazel

Do I kill myself? How do I do it?

Well, it's lost forever

But since you got trips, I will lend you one of mine

-Sweet Roll

Reimu, is it wrong to sometimes think about what it would be like to do lewd things with my best friend?

hang yourself
or die by a fucking nigger
you choose

-meowbot

i want a tarot reading

-assman

And even on Cred Forums im a loser

-faggot

I don't sweat unless I think someone is talking about me in a negative way (thinking I hear people at school talking about how I smell like shit) And no, there is nothing in my house that could be making me smell like how I smell. A table mate told me it smelt like I didn't shower, not armpit smell, dirty clothes smell, but how you smell after you haven't showered for a week.

I'd suggest not doing it at all, but the two best ways I know are shotgun with buckshot to the head or hanging yourselves. Personally I would want to go out jumping of of a plane in the outer reaches of the atmosphere

-Azazel

a nigger? you should kys

well i'm so fucking sorry

-meowbot

Which one of you girls is Umi?

Weird how?

Get a job that you would actually like

-Sweet Roll

One day, I'm gonna be a prince!

Damn already two trips

-Azazel

Rolling.

My wife is my life. . .

you'll do it someday
believe in yourself
but never
NEVER
be selfish.

-meowbot

Fred reporting in, did I miss anything yet

donating trips for
-meowbot

Of course you do, you're a meowth.
Ah! this shirt comes with amazingly lickable feet!
Oh?
T-thank youuuu. I was worried I'd have to go shirtless.

reroll

sincerely,
assman

No, don't.

Not really. It's pretty natural to think lewd thoughts about anyone and everyone that you find attractive.

I don't know what could be causing it then. You should just invest in some good perfume or see a doctor, maybe.

FUCK
i'm fucking dumb

-meowbot

I don't want to be selfish...but thank you! How do I avoid being selfish?

dat filename doh
>christ

okay

-meowthbot

You need me for something?

I will not recommend to do that.

Idk what will I say to this.

help out people, and other stuff

-meowbot

This is it, this is the Umi that was spoke of all on wednesday?

Finally found a big bowl thing to soak my feet in. I'm a little scared about spilling it though...do you think I should try it now?

But I'm afraid of leaving my room...

That's how you know it's high quality.

My energy and mood have fluctuated several times today.

do it probably outside, or put some paper below it
i dunno

-meowbot

You'll be fine, just be careful setting your feet in and out, and you should be fine

Of course, worst case scenario, you just have to clean up water

I need to tell you something important. Do you have Steam?

Fucking incredible

i want a GODDAMN tarot reading

sincerely,
assman

I was spoke of? Oh god I'm about to be involved in some kind of drama, aren't I?

I'm not going to add you on Steam.

then you won't be one
trust me
outside there is not that bad
sure, there might be some robbers
especially niggers
but it'll be fine

-meowbot

Poor Reimu... She's going to be busy all night and not have any time for me

Reimu, I still haven't cleaned up my room...do you think it'll help me feel better?

You were spoke of, mostly, are Umi and someone else the same person, not really drama

Please? You can block and unfriend right after

Then let it roll
Stalking her?

Hmm, that is kind of odd...
/ – –\

Don't know how to help with that

-Sweet Roll

Another roll for user

Absolutely

and there you go

I don't need help with it, it's just a thing.

Yes. But only if you consistently keep it clean.

Huh, weird.

No.

I'm not lurking or anything

-Azazel

this better be the fucking one

-assman

Yeah I think it was just a joke that got out of hand
~fred

Why not, love?

are you watching that episode right now too

How do I do that? I'm just so lazy

...

I think I found mine

-Azazel

You monster, look at that face, how can you deny that face

I will give this dubs to
Cool

It's finally the weekend.

By making yourself do it anyway, of course.

this is me.

My face..?

No you

inb4 Snorlax gets boner

Its an adorable face

Ah, right. I'm still curious what they were saying, but whatever.

Because I'm not particularly interested in having a conversation with you.

Very easily.

Darn right it's okay.
Hehehe.
Hey sounds like me too! (these things usually do)
Not really.

lies...

Please?

Hey I need some advice but to be honest I'm not sure if this is the right thread but can you recommend any good hentai series for me?

I guarantee it is

classic

boku no pico

B-bible black!

No.

Don't.

-Sweet Roll

Rance 01, is pretty good, if you don't enjoy super strange shit

Prove it.......

How can I prove

Hmm... doesn't seem like the real Alice to me

No.

...

TSF Monogatari has a good first episode. Onichichi is nice... Stringendo and Accelerando... Stretta... Maaaaybe Taimanin Asagi?
I second this because I'm kinky. I mean.. p-pure.

cut my name into your arm

why not? do you think i'm going to "hurt" you or something? you should know by now that's all Alice's bullshit

What's is about and what's it got going in terms of fetishes

*wraps her arms tightly around you and rests her head on your back*

I know that feeling well. The feeling that you are...a boat with no wind, a vegetarian lion, a shooting star post burn out...

I know it well because I feel it every day.

But you can't let it consume you.

You get up, and you force yourself into the shower and you say "today I'll get something done". And then you do it, even if it takes every speck of emotion and energy and love and motivation you can muster.

You end the day a t-tiny bit further forward, even if you fall flat on your face to do it. And then, day by day, inch by inch, tiny little bit by tiny little bit, you fall less and less.

Until you can stand on your own two feet.

It's hard. It takes time and energy you don't feel you have. But it's the way out.

And you can do it Anonymous; I believe in you.

Unelieveable, didn't got the notification.
Hello everyone.

Not really feeling the cutting of my arm, but I could draw you, thats something I can do

You seem to be under the impression that I'm going by what I've heard from other people.

Can you give me a quick run down of what we got in terms of fetishes with those?

The most fetish-y thing it has is Rape, but It is usually like a one of thing

Hi Nep it's been a while

-Azazel

How will having someone cut your name on their arm prove that you have a cute face?

Or is it sarcasm?

-Sweet Roll

Oh I see

what are you looking for exactly

You were banned from Reimu's Threadfags

I like to see people cut for me, though

Well I'm sure you didn't see anything

Blood is truth
Remember that, n00b

life has sucked.
work sucks.
trying my damned best to do anything with my life, but idk.
the worst part is that I don't even know how to describe what's wrong anymore...

i need some good luck, so hoping for a fortune.

Let me update then
Cute face, strange mind

Use your words, as best you can; I'll do my darnest to understand them with every inch of who I am.

Your words can only reach us if you speak them; give us a shot, my dear Anonymous.

Hey, don't worry, Trump 2016 is just a few months away

Do it already

Ik I can't do that either, but I can say just keep pushing

-Azazel

The first one is a boy magically turned into a girl, who's super sensitive and becomes a slut quickly. Onichichi is about a father-in-law molesting his daughters and eventually making them fall for him. Strin and Accel are both just short stories of schoolgirls fucking their boyfriends with various circumstances, Stretta is the same but a little more weird and Asagi is... Lots of rape and orc dick.

Hey Azazel, where have you been? Also, careful with the signs.
I'm sure it was just a steam error, it has been acting weird for me today.
Why not having a change?

yeah? how come he is losing in literally every poll then

Oh this looks promising

I'm thinking something with a decent plot and a something with a harem with a lot of different girls

I know, right?

Rance has a bunch of girls, and a good plot

Noice

Imouto Paradise.

you know, i'll be ok with trump 2016.
better him than the SJW pandering.

but anyway...
at work, I barely got a fucking lunch, because NOBODY was willing to cover me.
My gf and me are as distant as hell... the relationship is dying... i'm oddly ok with this.
and in general, my luck has been low.

I don't know what I need to do to get myself motivated.
hopefully I'll get a tarot for dubs or something

Any loils in that harem?

Oh you'll have to wait for the update then

All the cool Americans get the update first~

Hello there

What are we talking about in terms of fetishes for this one?

don't grouplink me with her EVER again

My life has been really shitty, and with my parents fighting I haven't been able to get on during this time

-Azazel

one

oh hi

Depression can cause you a lot of sorrow and leave you totally clueless as to *why* you feel that way... I know that feeling very well. I think a lot of people do.
>_>
I hope this helps~
That game has decent plot?

Follow up question is it gay if I fap to that first one

And if I dont

Noice

._.,

Hai Raisin

oh i bet it does

Oh sweet can I get a reading for that

-Azazel

well, i guess you two dislike each other or something...?
*hug*

Then I'll know you're nothing but a filthy liar

That's why then. I didn't restart steam to let it update.
Hey, Sonya.
>I think a lot of people do.
Honestly, I feel like it's something extremely common here on Cred Forums.
Hiya senpai.

Not really, user

It may differ depending on what part, but still, totally fine.

-Sweet Roll

ow!

You should do it now, baka

but you dont even know who i am :^)

Thanks man

ow? how ow?

Where is Umi-cake?

I dunno what all's in it exactly, I only played one route all the way through. But the premise is you're a guy spending the summer with his little sisters and trying to get close to one (or go for the harem end) by doing lewd stuff with them.

There are two loli-like (totally 18 years old) girls and each one appeals to a different personality type, like there's a tsundere, a motherly type, an outdoorsy sports girl, stuff like that. And there's definitely some weird stuff in there like "knee jobs," a girl peeing her pants so you have to clean it up, and sleep sex. It's bound to have something in it that appeals to you, at least.

Okay guys I'm trying to clean my room and I got a lot of it picked up and garbage thrown out but I keep coughing really bad and I'm all sweaty should I stop

No problem, user

-Sweet Roll

Wait is it a game or a show?

Can I get a general reading for
>>http705153833

Meh

You squeezed too hard

~~~
bye, thread

oh boy, can I ever!
let's see... are you into visual novels, strategy gameplay, or just a fuck simulator?
or a combo?

I wanna be worshiped.

Take a 5 minute rest then check how youre doing

It obviously needs it pretty badly if the dust or mold is that bad. Keep going, Anonymous.

-Azazel

wuv you

No, you needed some kind of physical activity.
Cover your mouth with something so you don't breath so much dust. You brought that upon yourself though.

Show me what the cards say

okay...

Okay I will I just need to sit down for a little bit. Thanks for your encouragement, I'll try my best!

I'm going to hurt you

Hey Nepu

bunbun

Hey there. It probably is! A lot of people here are just like us... Bruised all over by life.
Of course not!

i did nothing wrong

150+ FUCKING POSTS, SEVERAL GETS AND YOU HAVENT DONE A SINGLE GODDAMN TAROT READING YOU ARE A GODDAMN LIAR AND A PHONY YOU PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELF IM OUT

sincerely,
assman

What do they call you 'round here?

All hail user!
Sup?
Kinda sad if you really think about it, right?

My PC is kill right now but I like visual novels,I'm not sure what you mean by the second one and I love fucking sims but the all ways have a flaw they never have the buttons translated and they guy all ways looks stupied as hell, but let's see what do you recommend?

Uu~

It's always good to take a break, especially when you are all coughing and sweating. Just don't get carried away and start procrastinated

Or you can keep on going if you are on a roll

-Sweet Roll

Well, the route I played did. It's nothing flashy, but for a slice of life thingy it's got what I'd call a decent plot.

Hitler did nothing wrong

-Azazel

kek

Seems like I was right to skip over you, after all.

...

You did EVERYTHING wrong

Around here I go by Sonya. I've had other names though

Not much, just got back from dinner and I think I drank too much. How're things on your end?

Prepare yourself

What about me ;-;

-Azazel

checked.
and i'll start with the basics...
nah, fuck that. you're on Cred Forums, try rapelay just for the edge.

Why do you think we do this?
Tonight. Me?
Aaah, I see...

Rolling for tarot

Did you got drunk? What did you drink?
Karma I guess? Dunno.

>Two of Swords
Armed peace. It seems you're in a frail relationship with someone that is just barely avoiding a collapse.

>Queen of Pentacles
A capable business woman. Calm, steady progress under the leadership of a woman. Security. A woman of substance and earthy nature. A strong role model who supports and protects those around her. A caring, fair employer. An investor. A careful manager. An intelligent, prudent, wealthy woman.

This is a woman who is either in your life already, and related to these events, or will be soon.

>Page of Pentacles
You'll be receiving an offer of exchange that will affect the relationship referenced by the Two of Swords.

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING PHONY

All ready played it I'm looking for something with quality and variety when it comes to sex

show me the proof fucker

good luck getting one cause this guys a PHONY

why am I not suprised? lol
let's start with the basic visual novels...
bible black, katawa and everlasting summer are good ones to start off.

Checked, and memed

Heck

I would like a reading, just for the heck of it

No need to roll for me

If someone needs the reading more than I do, I will gladly donate if I GET.

-Sweet Roll

Yes. I'm going to pet your ears

Cocktails at a fancy restaurant

Your entire legacy is my proof

Can I have a reading as well? I know I did not ask in my post but Id like to see what my cards say

Time to deliver

ITT: everyone GETs but me

Oh boy... really?

Why don't I get pets too? Hmph.

What do we got with those in terms of fetishes?

>pets

-meowbot

No reading for me?
-Azazel

That is not a good reason.

No need for you

user, do I have a deal for you!

-Sweet Roll

Wha! O-okay...

youtube.com/watch?v=OqjEGI2jk2A

GIVE ME YOUR HAT!

that proves absolutely nothing

this dude is such a PHONY its unbelievable

>The Hanged Man
You're suspended between two worlds, unable to choose a path and hesitant to take any action. This is a waiting period, and will only be temporary.

>Ten of Pentacles
You will benefit from the efforts of your ancestors, leading to stability and success for you.

>Four of Wands
You'll gracefully handle a difficult situation, showing repose in the face of adversity.

Heck

Here Azazel, sorry

yay! tarot reading for me :3

yes REALLY

you are A GODDAMN PHONY

youtube.com/watch?v=OqjEGI2jk2A

Getting wasted with class, nice.
Checked, lel.
Well, you know I'm not really good so I can't come with good reasons.
What about you? What are your reasons?

D'aww, you're the best, meowbot!

I'm sorry, what?

Teehee. That's the first thing I thought of too.

PHONY AS FUCK

I changed it up, to compensate I will roll for you

-Sweet Roll

It doesn't help when homeboy just keeps capping PHONY

AS IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS YOU FOOLS

fight me

-meowbot

Are the cherry and birthday cake vodkas any good?

Where's this guy reading

I'll help

-Azazel

Again

You're going to get more than pets

So soft!

Haha, exactly

It proves everything

He didn't get one because he's an ass, man.

bible black has a good variety...
there's piss (like it or not), rape, mild torture, drugs, incest, and more that i forget.

katawa shoujo has cripples and anal... and it's pretty good, but far more "feels" than all about the sex.

everlasting summer needs the patch to throw the lewd back in, but it has a good plot. i don't plan on spoiling it.

One more time

pics or nothing but lies

I got dubs tho
-Azazel

give up, man. that guy's cursed.

if dubs or better, may I have a love life tarot?

reroolio

last one please be dubs or better

This is the one

Thank you ma'am

>The Chariot
>The Lovers
>Ace of Wands

I see a reconciliation between two opposite personalities, as a result of a sudden inspiring moment.

I'm not saying shit about myself before I roll or i'll get bad luck...
but rolling for tarot

Thanks user

Hey OP.

First time in a thread like this.....

You're probably gonna need some background to assist... buuut.

1. I'm from England, but moved to Canada when I started my teens. Had to move back to England due to immigration issues when I was at the end of my teens
2. I currently live in America, moved about 5 years after moving back to England.
3. I never finished highschool due to immigration issues.
4. I currently have a fantastic, though stressful, job that I enjoy.
5. My 1st GF when I was in Canada (Relationship of 4 years) betrayed and hurt me.
6. My 2nd real GF (over 1 month) betrayed and hurt me in England.
7. I'm currently single
8. I'm not a bad looker (probably 5/10), I am intelligent, and generally kind, though I can be pretty intense due to my passion for the things I enjoy.
9. I have ZERO self confidence in my own abilities. Especially in the bedroom.
10. I get told constantly by girls that I'm fantastic and that I'd be a great boyfriend, but usually only once I leave a country.
11. I don't drink or do drugs, bars and other social places make me freeze up.
12. I suffer from severe depressive bouts, but I manage to will through them to be a functioning being (keeping that job going) somehow, but my mental state keeps falling.
13. I don't know how to fix myself and make myself attractive to other people. Most people just tell me to be confident, but I don't know how to be, every time I'm good at something in my life it blows up in my face, lots of examples but this post is already huge.

I dunno... I'm pretty fucked up, advice for not cracking and going insane, I guess?

i got dubs. please give love tarot

so close, reroll

also... call me mr blue for now

Thanks!
-Azazel

This could be the finall roll

Congrats user! I always had faith in you!
Wew, almost there.
You could donate that GET for these desperate souls, kind user.

Son of a BITCH, one off from dubs and now one off from trips? that's harsh, fate.
rerolling

talk with friends if you have any, or go to omegle if you want to talk about your issues with someone else
all i can think of, sorry

-meowbot

>Page of Wands
Arrival of a positive phase. Good news brought by a cheerful friend or ally.

>Page of Pentacles
You're set to receive some kind of proposal or offer.

>King of Swords
A powerful man with a quick temper. He is no fool and should be handled with care.

Your husbando sounds exciting.

Roll. Will I find the other half of my soul soon?

Reroll

>mr blue has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "69".
well the cookie says you have good luck

Tell me when the job I am waiting for will come through? Zzz federal HR is slow

Rereroll

cookie is dead wrong
-mr blue.

Thanks for replying. I talk to people, I have a lot of friends, but no close ones. I guess that comes with moving a lot.

Have you tried to get a pal to hook you up with someone? I mean, you do sound like a pretty good game, hardworking and all that, maybe a blind date? I dunno, and confidence is pretty much the same as stop caring about what people think, screw them, do what you want, say what you want and all that deal, what do you think?

Confidence comes from having enough going on in your own life that you can take or leave what others have to offer you. If they like you, great. If they don't, great. That's the mentality you should have.

And you achieve that by broadening your horizons-- pursuing the skills and interests you'd like to have, finding new ones, preferably ones that get you around other people fairly often. Take classes, join meetup groups (Meetup.com is great for those), whatever you can find. Even if there's only a small chance you'll be interested in it, it's worth a shot!

Lastly, I know it's hard, but you'll have to let go of the past. The world goes on, and you have to as well. Don't let your past experiences with relationships color your future. Best of luck, Anonymous!

...

huh, alright.
but if you want to talk to us and hang out, just come at mondays, wednesdays, and fridays.

-meowbot

can i eat it

-meowbot

Late!

Hello anyways.

Sup

-Azazel

sure

meow.

-meowbot

...it's soft
and tastes like meat
..this isn't a orange
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-meowbot

Damn it meowbot

-Azazel

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-mr blue

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*drops rabbit treats all over you all*

Hey I have a question? Is it gay I like fiat hentai?

Yay!?
-Azazel

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fiat... like the car?
-mr blue

*futa

I ment futa

Flat chested girls?

No, perfectly straight

-Sweet Roll

rollins for a tarot reading for user.

what is this

-meowbot

Fiat... hentai? Uhm, what?

rollins for user's tarot!

...

>ika asks for Rewrite's steam
>declined
Phew, trouble was avoided today

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