W-welcome to cooking w-with Alice!

Lurking

Too late for this shit but I'm on board

tits or gtfo cunt, also timestamp

I h-hope everyone is ready for an Alice-Maid Meal!

monitorin this thread

The most exciting time of the day has finally come

>inb4 trap

Back from space already?

its a guy with a gross man face why do you think its hiding behind a cute anime girl

Oh boy

Show dick

something something pover-tea

It's [sarcasm]only[/sarcasm] been like three weeks since the last one. Kept me waiting.

I'm in love with alice !

Make Pigs in a blanket

I see what you did there.

And of course I am out of fives.

vocaroo.com/i/s1Z91Cb2i7EC

precisely my thought :D

you stole it >:C

Shoulda inb4'd the first picture, mate

What are you cooking

S-sorry! I've been b-busy at work!

hot tamales i completely forgot

nice double dubs user

its over buckeroo

holy crap that picture made me spit dr pepper all over my keyboard. sauce?

L-let's start with a little tea, shall w-we?

Next w-week I will probably do smaller tea threads on Monday and Wednesday, s-so look for them!

Should see if work will let you do work outside. You're ridiculously fucking pale.

good lord and savior jesus christ may he rest well in heaven show your fucking breasts

I WILL FIGHT FOR MY RIGHT TO FIVE

Just want to let you know you're a gross fuck and should stop associating yourself with cute anime girls because you will never ever in your entire life look cute like those girls.

Lol sorry user, I found this on a thread so idk

challenge accepted

Lurking...

does your parents know about this?

Do people in your life know that you do this? How do they feel about this?

kaaaaaaaaa
meeeeeeee

>The hottest OC on Cred Forums or y-your money back!
tits money or gtfo

You're doing well, doll-lover.
This ghost is happy with what she sees

Baka! Off by one!

haaaaaaaa
meeeeeee

look at those sturdy wrists,could fight a car with those
how about a (high)five?

XDDD LE STUTTERING MEME OMG HOLD ON LEMME TRY THIS MEME
>h-hey guise I'm so shy n a-awkward XDD amirite I'm so weird right guise? XDDD

vocaroo.com/i/s1V38OuEVCJ5

F-first you will need to milk a n-nigger's dick. T-then y-y-ou will need to lick a h-hobo's c-crusty asshole because I-I'm such a g-gay nigger kike f-f-faggot.

Crutches here, loving the new look

>`People in his life

H-hey!

Y-you realize I'm Japanese and Korean, r-right?

S-sorry! N-no can do!

I l-live on my own

sleep tight porker

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
check em

Chai tea is my favorite.

T-thank you both

>▶
sleep tight porker

>tfw no Alice to drink tea with

Hi hi Alice

... Well fuck
Why not.
Get gud

No friends?

Haven't seen this kind of thread in over a year. Where you been?

I'm still disappointed that you didn't record yourself taking a bite of those delicious-looking hard-shelled tacos last time, Alice-chan.

Can you record yourself taking a bite and post it on vocaroo this time? P-Please?

chai means tea

tea tea is my favorite too user

opps wrong img
there we go.

NOT SHOWING TITS
THIS THREAD IS SHIT

In that case I take it back. Scrawny white kids are gross. Asians are a different story.

gimme a sec.

If y-you drink it now, we'll b-be drinking together!

Chai tea has a l-lot of health benefits, and tastes great when mixed with black stockings!

It's a delight f-for the tongue AND t-the eyes!

Y-your s-steam maid is here! :3
Nice stockings, by the way

Hey kyoots

sleep tight porker

Get gud

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Allright bromeo lets go for the high five,hopefully

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

Every f-friday at 10PM EST!

And soon, M-mondays and Wednesdays too!

S-sorry!

I'm also a g-girl

What are we going to be making tonight after we finish our tea Alice-chan?

It's an edit of Ichigo Mashimaro

>705154445
sleep tight porker

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I guess I'll have to go get some then. It really is good tea, but I don't have any

vocaroo.com/i/s1uNz3J9mw4P

blugh i missed. sorry everyone.

do you draw those faces yourself?

how different animu faces do you have?

I'm having a different kind of tea already, though!

/thread

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'll t-tell you right now!

W-we will be making polish sausage!

Then get out.

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>T-T-T-TEN OF SPADES!

check em

sleep tight porker

Meh Dick!!

This thread is a clusterfuck of people pretending to be anime characters.

Show us your dick already

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Where is Blood-chan? I know she is lurking too

>polish sausage
but that's not japanese

why the sup-par pink? what happened to the blue alice,WE NEED ANSWERS

How many Alice's does it take to change a lightbulb?

I d-did ask for good cooking tips!
Enlighten me

Second time is the charm, everyone knows that the pro's can get them at will. Like gary oak.

Whoa hold that god damn phone now, are you the original Alice from years back? Seven something years if I recall?

I'll make you into tea.

What's that on your stove? Looks like a cosplay kit, or a shittily drawn sonar display, or something. Does it come into play tonight?

Dozens!

N-no, I scraped them from the boorus!

I d-don't have one, sorry!

It's a m-maid outfit!

Just one!

Has Alice ever done anything lewd?

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lol alice is fucking dead, this retard took her place a bit ago

wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=HDKLvRHkGLo

do it faggot

Nigger.

Nigger

T-that's me! Five years!

T-that is my tea set!

W-what?

L-like what?

No this is the og alice. I can promise you that as much you nigger.

nigger

We know you're upset you nigger but you cant talk to others that way.

sleep tight porker

sick of the lies, really what did you do with the REAL alice imposter

But then how does she change it?

Sleep tight porker.

yeah, the one who hosted the circle jerks

fuck it just check em

Y-you will need the following ingredients!

u l t r a
n i g r a

Off by one, fucking baka

Why do you pretend stuttering while writing?

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You know like what Alice. I don't care whats downstairs or upstairs, I want to see it.

I must know what hides under your apron.

your one to talk.

> when you try to call attention to your own stupid post by '/thread'ing it
try harder friend

T-that you Clint?

I'm g-going to just ignore y-you and move on!

N-no, that was Bernkastel. I ran Alice threads.

C-carefully!

I'm n-not!

I mean I think most would wreck it anyways.

Should I watch Space Brothers?

See Cred Forums, you wanted Alice's sausage and you got it, happy now faggots?

You have to deserve it ;)
D-did you duct tape paper to that fancy dress? Or am I missing the procedure here

Fuck you nigger

HOL UP smacks lips What youse tryin' to say is rolls up sleeves What you white bois is saying breathes heavily through gaped teeth That we niggas can pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline That we can like get sum snorts loudly through huge nostrils Get sum of that you saying that holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice Some finna eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank Hol up so u be sayin is licks teeth and grins That this little white gurl hurr

AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO smacks lips profusely SO HOL UP HOL UP steals SO U BE SAYIN gets jiggy wit it SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN eats a skittle AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN checks for nearest KFC U BE SAYIN collects welfare HOL UP HOL UP licks teeth and smacks lips AYYYOO U BE SAYIN does the crip walk SO U BE SAYIN opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer WE GON BE dindu.nuffins FINNA WE GON BE sucks air through teeth AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE pulls up sagging pants SO WE GON BE instinctively looks around for police SO U SAYIN WE GON BE faints and then gets up repeatedly SOM FINNA scopes dem titties SO WE GON BE shouts at movie theater screen SOM FINNA chucks spear AYYYOO SOM FINA sets down cotton bale HOL UP strokes welfare check pensively WE GON BE throws gang sign SOM FINNA swings from basketball hoop WE GON BE grabs dick and shuffles left and right SOM FINNA participates in a drive-by shooting HOL UP MUH NIGGUH converts to Islam U SAYING WE GON BE repeated World Star yelling in the background SOM FINNA sells crack That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING Rolls a blunt AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET

vocaroo.com/i/s0ulru492DUF

I'm the King of Fails, not fives. I just use his image set.

what's going on under that dolls dress? anything that resembles genitals?

I'm watching this

I suppose that'd make sense, I don't think we ever SAW OG Alice though correct? I mean, I don't offer any offences but I never really paid that much heed to the original divide she caused. I just liked watching the flame war lol. Good on her(?) though for damn near militarizing a portion of the population though, very entertaining.

i may be weaker than goku but these dubs don't lie.

Yeah, s-s-s-sure you don't.

Sooner or later. i'll expose you.

Why are there so many people pretending to be anime characters in this fucking thread?!

Youre a chick right oP?

I may have been dark, for years, but I'm brightened watching you now

Keep it up, Alice.

W-why aren't you?

I am f-female, yes.

Not even close

Don't count on it.

really,you don't say.

cuz they have mental illnesses.

Who's the real Alice here?

I deserve it. All of THE CHAN deserves it. Deliver.

Oh boy.
Lurkin

I never really was any good at cooking. I always got my buddy Genis to cook for me.

Oh, are we posting OG shit now? I got some of that.

Who are the cunts having a 5 war?

Wrong answer.
Right answer.

kek

This is bad.

The concept was good enough for a reply.

I do say, problem my good sir?
People still have that? Go figure.

B-but Alice, w-why are u such a smug piece of w-weaboo shit?

you gotta decide that yourself buster

N-now you need to carefully cut the sausage into tiny pieces, s-so it cooks more evenly!

Watch out, they are slippery buggers

Nigger

your not me now fuck off

Shes being fucked by the 10 inch black cock while replying the thread

include me in the screencap faggots

check out these trips

Well damn, welcome back to the plaguelands, if this is the original Alice that is. I suppose even if it it's not and you're a shadow, as long as you're having a good time mate.
So; let's pretend you're you, why in the black hell did you come back here?

Why do you post such castrating videos? I want to see you rubbing the sausage, not slicing it

I'm J-japanese, so how could I b-be weaboo?

THATS NOT HOW YOU CUT
YOUR SLICING THEM TO BIG
YOU ARE GOING TO CHOP OFF YOUR FINGERS
FINGERS TUCKED IN PINCH THE BLADE

Careful with that knife Alice! You don't want to cut yourself!

sure, next time buddy.

What a cute trap, would smash I don't care if you call me gay.

Never seen more fidgety cutting from a grill in my life, OP. You need to take a deep breath and slow down a bit.

sleep tight porker

By getting trippus for us

This looks some solid food to eat while raiding

10/10

Stop stuttering damn it. You're writing not talking Alice.

>on a pakistani pencil sketch enthusiast site
> asks why people are pretending you be Achmed the Camel

Ah? I've b-been posting these threads for weeks....

I d-did my best! You ever c-cut things when you c-can't see?

I'm f-female

I have n-nerve damage.

this thread

Bad little boys ask too many questions

Oh yes, I still have my Alice Thread folder~

you have quite a kitchen for it to be yours alice

S-sure you are p-princess everyone totally believes you keep doing you kiddo!

Alice what the fuck are you doing with that knife you gotta handle that thing like it's your baby, quick and smooth movements
I'm thinking of dicks, not babies

Every fucking friday, "hey user whats on your mind" "hey user cooking thread" what gives why are you doing this? I remember the last thread you were on( I assume it was you anyway) and you were talking about league of legends and being completely ignored, I thought you would have learned by then nobody gives a shit about you and they only care about themselves... but you're still here like an annoying pos

Damn, I don't even have my stoner chick folder anymore, and I gotta get to work. Still, it's nice to see these threads are still around. I'll have to check it out in the morning.

You misspelled brain damage.

I need a hug

get outta here you and your dubs.

You can't see because you have a fucking piece of paper in front of your face. Take it off.

take the cardboard cutout off you slutbucket

You're actually retarded. Amazing.

The only hug I need is from your pussy/boipussy.

I want Alice to be a boy so bad. I want to ravage her butthole but only if she is a biological male. Too many people on this planet, need traps to curb overpopulation.

Beautiful

I d-don't see what that has t-to do with it.

It's m-my penthouse apartment

Is it not a boy?

I love it this much! Bonus points for best tea.

vocaroo.com/i/s0COaJb5CxUL

I want to ask you one, very Important question. What do you feel about yourself?

SAGE. OP PROVE YOUR A GIRL AND SHOW YOUR REAL FACE.

yugi gtfo
black up in dis bitch.

It's kinda sad she even had to resort to trying to convince everyone she's a girl and not an obvious trap and that she's Asian which is absolutely laughable to believe that. Attention whores will never learn.

N-now it is time to cut t-the pertaders!

B-be very careful, or y-you might lose a finger!

Hey atleast I'm not the one replying to a fucking weaboo pretending to be a cartoon character.

Really? Interesting, I don't come by often anymore. Every couple weeks to check in, see if the axe hit yet and the like. That and if there's ever a political event, lord knows this place becomes a den of screening right swing chimps at the drop of a dime.

>penthouse apartment

are you rich?

You're misunderstanding who is who here, but I will give you and a warm huggo!

nice trips,faggot

I understand covering the face, but show us you're a girl.

Rule #1,2,4,7,12,8,10 is tits or gtfo

I'm not either you mong.

Maybe after you get a dub when you call it.

Don't do it op he still loves u ( assuming ur a girl )

I am quite addicted to chai lattes.

Thats chai in macchiato style.

Shits so good its ridiculous

I have no idea what's going on.

These threads go back to fucking 2010.
Get out of here newfag

k,
now!

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I've b-been doing this for five years dear, I'm n-not Cracky-chan.

W-what do you mean?

I'm actually f-from a video game

i want you to use an appron only and show some ass tbh

vocaroo.com/i/s0kJfHcofCku

vocaroo.com/i/s0BUjhlMJ4DR

Alice be my cute femmy boy and I will pay for your house so you can cook forever.

This. Still keeping yourself modest but giving your audience what it wants

Copious amounts of drugs and mods not banning everyone.
Nope, get gud scrub

nice thread btw

I guess? I always called myself stonerchick i think. I don't remember what i was referred to as.

This.

I mean what do you think of yourself as a person.

I see i'm not the only one brewing green teat tonight.

Please, stop sucking so much dick.

That has nothing to do with what I said. Fuck off Alice stop defending your shit posting

oh boy here we go

Dear...
I know you selected this meal on purpose.

You're some sort of devious devil-woman. And that's coming from me.

Still.. Keep it up.

Alice I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna fuck you consensual or not

dubs!!!!

This thread is cute

She has proven she is a girl before

Sleep tight porker

make dat 2

Why aren't you happy, user?
Life is too miserable to get in the way of other people's happiness
do you need a hug also?

I'm a g-girl, sorry

This is my ideal woman (that is if it is one) the fake stuttering, the fact that she browses Cred Forums, the cute af maid cosplay. This is basically every sweaty obese weeaboo basement dwelling faggot's dream girl

excuse me, why you gotta suck so much dick?

N-now, be sure t-to cut your small pertaders till t-they are very small, t-to show them who is boss!

And dubs confirmed it.

you must be very smart.
how old are you?

>I'm a g-girl

Not interested now.

Do you still have the shirt I made?

I don't like frauds and liars. Simple as that, and this thread is filled with that. Plus a lot of autism but so is every other thread

Why do you do this on Cred Forums? Why don't you do this on YouTube and let all the weeaboos worship you like a god?

>every sweaty obese weeaboo basement dwelling faggot's dream girl
>3D
Fuck outta here.

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By body frame and Job type. I said 25 - 30 range.

"茶"（chá) means tea, you degenerate

well laddy fucking daaa
get dubs when i don't want dem.

That dog was very cute, what's its name?

did you just poop a dog out????

Damn straight I don't why should I give some fuck a dollar or two for bringing me pizza.

Tits or gtfo slut

>I w-work in NYC f-for a large financial firm

Nice dogo Alice :)

I don't really care if it's male, but do we have have any confirmation on its gender

Get gud or go home

Wanna be my steam friend ?

C-can you imagine how horrible it would be if g-girls didn't do that?
D-do you prefer boys to do t-that job for you? That's okay too, there's a lot of cute ones out t-there!

You shouldn't be so upset, can I turn your frown upside down somehow?

S0sorry

Alice at least pretend to be a trap. I promise to ignore your vagina please be mine

id like to piss in your assbyou little bitch

this guys get dubs.

>get gud
>get

git gud faget

I see a teensy pupper

What mode do you play in rocket league? And on what system? And what's your rank? I might've bumped into you~

sleep tight porker

Your boss probably murders hookers and dresses up like a woman and gets pegged by his 50 year old wife so.

I'm f-female.

W-what?

vocaroo.com/i/s1YHERp9aG8O

I'm liking where this thread is going.

That makes me happy!
I'll resume lurking now

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You wish

Never, I refuse to be good.

N-now you need t-to warm the m-meat up!
Be very g-gentle with your meat, or it m-might get bruised, and y-you don't want that!

Show us your burn scars, Alice-chan~

Yeah show me that boi pussy you'll make me a happy man

epic fail/win

>I'm f-female
You can say that all you want but we need to see if that is true or not.

How does it feel to film bunch of short videos of yourself cooking in a lewd apron while having a piece of paper glued to your face, only to post it for a whole lot of weaboo losers Who probably jerk off to the sheer fantasy of you showing off your true face.

Sleep tight porker

Thats kinda hard to read Alice

as a psychiatrist
i live for patients as fucked up as you
most interesting conversations i have are the people with the craziest psyche's

Aha, sure! If you're not afraid of telling me your ID go right ahead, you will know when you see the outsider with the maid outfit add you

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D-didn't you fake suicide again, Eva?

Also, we're about t-to hit image cap! Oh n-no!

It f-feels okay

My god I would fuck you so hard while you are cooking or making tea

>I-I'm a faggot and I want to kill mmyyself