Faces of Cred Forums thread get in here

Well, given the number of posters ITT, you're one of , or OP

go back to china town, chinky

he's an impostor, sadly

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Moved to the states last year

how painful was it when they snipped your willy?

9

was an honest question ;(

6*9

Any chance you could timestamp a quick pic, or just post one touching nose?

he can't ;(

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fuck all you all

From last night.

My phone camera sucks, and before anyone says it, yeah i know i look like an oblivion character. Pls no bully.

you Latino?

Post a pic with the lights on plox

yeah 1/2 colombian 1/2 white.

uh-oh. does that mean you have a foreskin?

i just turned up my screen brightness bc fuck you too

nope. my dads a jew so im cut

not bad, prolly not your best pic here but charming poncho-thing

Huh. Is he literally Jewish? And are you at least happy you're cut?

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Pls be in london

oh my god everytime i post on these threads theres always someone asking if im circumsized.

you should watch Narcos

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ok but for real do you have a tumblr bc you're really cute and i want to follow you

Well I'm often the user who asks such questions (not always tho), but I def don't remember you. unless you're that one baltimore dude, but I don't think so

YOURE SO FINE

Sup fags

thank you user

so...is he truly a jew?

yeah a buddy of mine said it was good. my abuelito was involved with some of the drug shit but came to the states before it got serious.

ebic

yeah. His mom (my abuelita) escaped hitler europe with her grandparents bc they were kikes. she was too young to remember it.

So he's half jewish then, ty based user.

I dont really have a preference. Its easier to clean i guess

pretty interesting. then did you have a religious ceremony (bris), or were you cut in a hospital?

AY KOSKESH SALAM FAGGOT

Nope... I'm really far away from London. You guys will never guess.

Australia.

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Here I go

I like you eyebrows.

>Not gay intended.

yeah, i did. i remember coming out of my moms vagina too.

Lol ill have to ask

youtube.com/watch?v=XT5wZuBxDuM
HA

Thanks bro

34 year old men pretending to be women ITT

ayy lmao get those fixed asap nigga

not that bad expected autistic neckbeard/10

Why ? Kek

so...would you actually ask? sorry to be a pest, though we'd both learn something from it

Lies! Horrid lies!

Well, thanks for acknowledging the obvious.

you got that Karl Marx eyebrow-beard combo going, either shave or fix up eyebrows professionally, trust me it's worth it

Hi /b

I will judge a bitch on her eyebrows!

you look like a woman mate

Wtf are you real
If yes pls smash me

Well fuck it maybe you are right lol

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Oh... You're pretty.

I know, not much i can do about it though.

Hello >>REAL>REAL>REAL>REAL

Pablo?

I doubt i did i was raised christian.

Rate me

Why do you say so fag?

No nudes, and no timestamps, I have another pic though, from when I had longer hair

yup

you have a putrid chin and horrible teeth and gums/10

oh gosh your eyes are gorgeous honey.

is me

Intriguing. then, were you also left with a thin brown/tan ring from it?

k den nigga

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If no time stamp then send family pic with other faces blurred out. deliver faggot.

Irish fag detected

You should shave and brush your teeth.

I refuse to believe women use this shithole website.

Nice brows but weak chin/jaw/10

Aww thank you. :)

ok

Nice dubs, Michigan though, dude I don't even look Irish m8

Kek well here is me. Plz rate

You look canadian.

Your friend looks hot. Shame about her face tho

Ohh sorry then bro my mistake

Just fucking kiss already you coy cunt and shy nerd

Me and my baby brother

Left has such beautiful eyes

shave and straighten nose/10

youre so cute do you have a tumblr?

Why is your head so damn small?

Hondurian.

is your hair naturally that color? the green looks good against the dark

underage/10

Cred Forumsooze

Cute kid, lemme guess, 3?

Ok I believe you now u have a pretty smile grill

You look like the type of girl who will marry a really stocky high-school football coach

cuz of angle and close up

cloze fam im mexican

already shaved today.

She's a makeup expert man

what a compliment.

Damn you pretty 8/10

not really...

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Yup. But it looks darker than real due the light on my room. Actually I'm brunette.

Or had I asked you about said line/ring before?

Meh

Thanks

Dat fking ugly dress doe

im new to Cred Forums

My cambra is dark :(

That makes no sense. Close up would make it look bigger. Just admit you got the African voodoo shrunken head curse. It happens to the best of us

btw im same person....

He was a bit younger in that picture, but he's 3 now, I'm sure he'd thank you if he could talk but I'll thank you for him

Go back to Peru/Go back to Peru

my head looks fine in that pick. stfu

Bit surprised he's not talking yet tbh

well i think you're quite attractive.

If you feel like it, kik me at Mr_Prezz_fbta

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Tits or gtfo

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Dude your head looks like a fking smurf on a big body

or are you ignoring me? Promise that I don't ask in bad faith, or to get under your skin. Just honestly curious

Shit bro, look to your self, you're mixed race not mexican because you live there. Get another style, shave...

im not even from peru tf

stfu or stfu

You look extremely unsatisfied with the way the world and your life turned out

I love your hair. sassy asf/10

R8 & h8

Well you look like.

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gtfo shane-dawson ass lookin nigger

Yeah just showed your pic to my gf without saying anything and she brought it up too. Your head is small bro

Nice big tits, nice hair, pretty face

8/10

No

you look like a school shooter

true lol. yea im mexican by descent

$3 from a thrift store my man :')
Here's one I found from goodwill

thanks? i like to pretend im a 10 at walmart

Looks like Scarlett Johansson

A bit better

Mixed m8, mexicans do not have your kind of lips and eyes.

shhhh you'll ruin the surprise !
Just kidding but nah man I'm harmless

Ello Cred Forums
Rate me

kek

Thank you!!

Me too, he's just a slow talker I guess

2/kys

If I had a penis I would anally rape you
7/10

Wow that's a huge compliment jeez haha thank you

not bad chin with not bad aesthetics except big ears/10

you should lift bro, you look skinny af

Look's like a pretty chill dude, genuine smile gg bro

of course. How long have you worn it short?

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underage and still 0.05/10

ELLO BLAZERS, NOFUKERZ HERE

You're welcome! Btw, I agree with the other user about your hair... I really like it!

That's kids for you. I guess I'm biased since the only kids I can compare to are my own two boys and I guess I just lucked out

Im 18 though.

yeah 5'4 weigh a 100 lbs height of link weight of iggy pop on 10 pounds of coke

Roast away

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thanks man

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ur makeup is shit and ur hair is outta control

It looks like a thousand tiny Mexicans landscaped your eyebrows

Yay! How about this one, also found at goodwill, also most recent picture of me
nb4 ugly watch/10

Ehhhhjjjj probably a few years, it used to be a hell of a lot shorter

Why are you at the outlets of orange

hell nah girl you look beautiful af and your eye brows are goals

Your frames arent aligned right.
Fix that shit.

You smoke weed and drink and you could lose a few pounds

Nice face, so a nice foundation to work off, just don't color your hair unnatural colors or wear such bright lipstick. I see a lot of potential in your face. Stick to natural colors.

7.8/10

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hiya boys

Best one here, yet.

Much better, 8/8 face btw,

99 percent sure this is some neckbeard posting photos of some girl, but thats a sick ass space painting

Age?

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not too many girls can pull off short hair like that.

Nah m8 average size

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timestamp or family proof or tits/10

19

Red paint looks awful.

look like a chill dood would get drunk with and make drunk food

Might be the angle, I'll check it out later I guess gg no re

T I T S
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Seconded

Microcephaly/10

Biggest eyebrows I've ever seen
Nose rings suck
That lip color is too bold
Hair looks like you spent hours getting it just right and it still sucks
Eyelid color is too dark
If you gain one more pound you will have a double chin
Nice eyes, nice face, nice lips
I'd rate 7.5/10

Allahu akbar

Looks cute to me, hard to tell though

Doable?

You know me well, user.

And is there a reasonable chance you'll humor my other (admittedly slightly more intrusive) questions in the next thread?

Thanks man haha

is that you neil patrick harris?

You look like the lovechild of Quentin Tarantino and Neil Patrick Harris

NPH with down syndrome

Not trying to be weird, just legitimately curious cause I don't meet many Michiganders on here. What area are you from? I live in GR right now.

ALL HAIL THE NEW EGGMAN

dude they just come off as creepy. maybe if im higher than i am rn

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Wrong about the weed buddy

Aight. Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable tbh, just doing an informal survey

kevin bacon/10

anothr 1

How menne kms/10

>19

Don't get fat

I swear to God do anything in your power to not get fat. You don't want to lose that face.

Everyone here who legitimately posted their own face is the pinnacle of retardation. This is an FBI thread. Good job, you are now on their list.

Topskeks

Better one i guess

how tall are you?

You look a lot like me. Race?

makeup on point/10.

Holy fuck it is NPH

Yeah, I know my uglyness, please don't bully

R8 me

Much appreciated

that or get really really funny and rich. Thanks user.

Beautiful

5' fucking 4"

fook it

CROOOKEEDD NOSE

Wow thanks

Eyeliner goals asffffff

I'm a 10/10 guy and 6'1 and I would throw you a fuck

I would even go out on a few dates with you but in the back of my mind I would know I needed someone else

;)

You seem to be the victim of a witch doctor.

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troll/10

should be out getting drunk tonight

you look 15 and 55 at the same damn time

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You really put yourself together well

I already got drunk and went out that's why I'm in this thread

You look high...

Deft not ugly

You look like a scrawny badass

nice dubs

I try not to be a ham beast, thanks again

Thanks...

Post drunken pic then

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You look like the brother on a sitcom where a female is the main character and you come in and give manly yet piggish remarks at her and her friends

Like you would swing open the door and walk in on your sister's friend in a towel and then say "Aye, looking good Trish" and your sister would shoo you out

Not ugly at all bro. You just look like an average guy with a shit hairstyle

and im shy and dont get drunk.

Obvious bait is obvious

Haven't cut this thing down in a while...

Post shy pic!

That's as worthy a goal as any, yw

see and

Nigga just lose a few pounds and you'll be fucking stunning

OK here's some advice kid: The end-line is that you look ugly. But you can change that quite easily. Lift, do cardio start nofap and once you reach non-fattiness start drinking shit tons of water everyday and do jaw execises for better aesthetics/less pudgy face. When lifting focus on weight loss and definition instead of strength and most importantly fucking either shave or grow a real beard. Oh, and get your eyebrows professionally done and for the love of god choose a less round-shaped haircut and instead a more bold, edged haircut to remove attention from roundness of your face. Get into a sport or a hobby other than video games and get either thick frame glasses with a matte black finish or contacts. Eat better food even if you don't like it and don't fucking wear anime clothes you weeb.

Godspeed user, godspeed.

SHOW TOES

im at burger king rn waiting for my chicken fries as im posting this old picture hi again

Fun fact: drinking alleviates shyness. Also, college is a unique time in life, don't waste it being too introverted

Show your fucking toes

Nah footfag

obviously not you then

Stop blurring your face so we can accurately assess your appearance/12

Im studying medicine, being shy helps with grades. but i drink and smoke on occasion.

Nice try, couldn't I just post any toes?

Too much foundation. You look like you've been tanning your face for hours and covered your neck the whole time. Those glasses are as big as your face and you look like a cocky, uppity bitch who never shuts up, but I would fuck your face until one of us died.

9/10

how is that a 9/10 you creep

Would love to see a pic without the ridiculous glasses

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GL, becoming a doctor is hard from what I hear

Yes. However, according to the monty hall problem, you either are fake or have ugly toes. Simple math brah.

He's wrong, friend. Nothing wrong with having manly eyebrows and a matching beard.

This picture is gay as fuck.

Anyways, here's me I guess..

Welp, agree to disagree on that one my dude

Foundation and glasses can be taken off you asshole that I want to slide my weiner in

You look like you've been crying and need a hug

I'm gorgeous and cool and would love to play smash bros with you and watch you suck ass at LoL

Hah, close. I just ate a lot of spicy food. Making my sinuses act up a bit.

yep. thats why im going to be an NP. less responsibility and i get to do procedures and write scripts. thanks tho.

>my dude

I'm still going to cum to that face

Faggot

Oh well I'd still hug you anyhow

Gross kek is still kek

>I'm gorgeous and cool
What just objectively? Wtf does that even mean? Also LoL is for faggots so no. I do play Smite though. I played Smash a lot when 4 came out, but it's been awhile.

Best in thread. Incredibly attractive

How fucking cringey are you?

Gonna have to disagree here. That amount of makeup combined with those massive glasses not only scream low self esteem, but are definitely hiding something too. Oh and that pose is for cunts. Can't forget that.

I'm already in love with you

I bet you hate country music too

God that makes me rock hard

You probably would have benefited from more hugs growing up. Or less hugs perhaps

I do hate country music. Primarily listen to symphonic power metal.

Pls be in austin

No, i'm fine, you just sound like a faggot

As much as I need to be to get a reaction out of you

Nope. Midwest. My condolences, good user.

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I'll always love you anonette

how many filters did you run this through?

None, it's my room, just a 30 watt bulb and my phone without the flash on

Agreed

Oversized square-framed glasses to try to and make the face seem more angular than the round, dull shape of the natural face.

Far too much makeup gives an almost matt-plastic quality to the face.

Overplucked and terribly redrawn, eyebrows

Unshaven back of neck

6/10

Sup /b

You look like a Caravaggio painting

Gross

Ok damn relax with the eyebrow filling ok they're starting to look like caterpillars

>Oversized square-framed glasses to try to and make the face seem more angular than the round, dull shape of the natural face.

Spot on

Plus that fucking moronic face.

5/10

I can't tell if you're a nig or a spic but you look like a that bitch either way

Holy shit it's Dreadlock Jesus!

You are absolutely disgusting.

was way cuter.