ITT: Prove thou aren't a saracen

ITT: Prove thou aren't a saracen.

My sword isn't curved

Thou hast proven thyself to be a man of god. It be impossible for a saracen to obtain our superior weaponry, because no saracen hast truly slain a templar knight. Live long and Deus Vult!

I respect women and do not believe they should be locked in a room or beaten by their husband

I do not partake of the fare at allahu's snackbar.

Well, sometimes our ale is a little strong and we may do things we regret, but generally we agree with that sentiment. Accepted.

EUROPE WILL ASSIST US

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WE WUZ SARACENS N SHEIT. PHILOSOPHERS AND INOVATORS AN SCIENTISTS.

I am a viking, so yeah. However I have a good and healthy appriciation for falchions.

>It is great fun hitting other people with metal weapons

>In before larpers try to justify their pussy weapons.

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your probably wondering why there are so many foreign artifacts in the British museum of history and its simple really gun beats spear.

I was baptised into the holy Roman Catholic Church.

locals dont care about old shit

I accept that gun beats spear. I have been to plenty of British musuems. I am British myself after all. I just do Viking renactment is all!

yeah and i bet you were in diapers at the time. If you ever are interested in getting saved, hit up your First Baptist Church.

Im a local to somewhere and i care about old shit.

Same man