What does a girls pooper feel like?

What does a girls pooper feel like?

Just like a guy's pooper.

Like putting your dick in really tight but thin elastic ring ring and once it's through, it pinches your cock at the base and the rest feels like a smooth vagina.

bags of sand

You know when your dad fucks you in the ass?
It's the reverse of that.

Like bags of sand

It's nor so much the feeling as the massive kink of the taboo. That alone will make you diamonds and fill her bum with cum.

After a few times the novelty will wear off tho. Then you find something more kinky to get you off.

Good luck user.

It feels like having your dick inside an anus

Like a tighter version of the front

As a guy with a fetish for anal ive done it a few times and its just a tighter as you get in but tbh pussy is better
After a few times of anal it wears off.
The only thing thats kinda hot to me is ass to pussy to mouth and that routine till you nut

Pretty goddamn good. My gf talks so dirty when I fuck her ass...

Pretty much desu.
The novelty of anal wears off quick, porn makes it look way better than it is. Constant farting, the smell etc and the upkeep. Meh I'll take a hot & ready pussy anytime

My gf is never smelly or poopy. I pretty much always cum in her ass...

>ass to pussy to mouth
fuck yes this bro knows! straight ass to mouth too watching a girl uncomfortably take your cock straight out her ass deep down her throat will make you nut fast

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Amen. Even better when she's stupid drunk and forgets the cock was in her ass before it was in her mouth.

Like bags of sand

The novelty most definitely does not wear off. It's a tight, warm hole that makes my girl cum every time.

Basically like a pussy, but not wet

Feels like home...

it feels gay. not recommended. will make you gay.

No.

Like a BIG bag of sand

Once I took home a drunk slut I picked up from a bar. She wasn't exactly clean and ended up with shit on my dick and make her keep cleaning it off anyway. I don't know if she figured it out when she sobered up but she was gone when I woke up lol.

Well my isn't either really, but whenever I pull out too quick or go too fast she'll just start letting it rip..I guess she can't control it.

That's one nasty ass looking pic. Fuck. Especially the guy.

>What does a girls pooper feel like?
It feels like shit.

kek at these trips

not true

you are correct

Pretty much this. Super tight around the base, warm void past that. Kinda like wrapping an elastic around your dick and thrusting it into warm jello. Doesn't really feel like much.

Pussy is much better, imo.

so edge fag

no taboo anymore. you are full of shit.

Confirmed for neither ever having done anal, nor having a girlfriend.

Eh, not much different, except requires lube for your sake. I don't care for it, vaginas are meant to take dicks, they're a reproductive organ, so they hold a dick better in my opinion.

wrong

you are incorrect. sorry.

Yeah it's both isn't it

thank you for agreeing newfag

100% accurate. I like going back and forth to get different feelings during sex, but only if a girl has REALLY prepared her ass. No point in giving the bitch an infection if you plan on fucking her later.

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How do I get my gf to let me put it in her pooper?

are you fucking stupid? Virgin confirmed.

You lot have never had a girl that was into anal, I don't think. It does take additional preparation, but anal sex is much better, in my current relationship at least.
Firstly, it's crazy tight, but mostly near the base of your dick because of the sphincter, but inside it feels similar to a pussy. That said, if you're even average length you're going to hit the kinks in your girl's (or guy's, I don't judge) ass, which is really satisfying on your cock head. If your SO digs it, chances are they'll make a bunch of really guttural, vulgar noises when you really get a good rhythm, which I really get off on, so that's a plus for me.
tl;dr- Fuck asses, it's the shit.

Salty milk and coins

Go down on her alot, start licking her ass while doing it. Slowly start playing with during sex. She will associate anal with pleasure... or hit you... usually works though.

>n-no u!

Experienced here, best make sure you can get rock hard or you're going to have an embarrassing fail.

1. Tell her your interested. You know has friends who've done it and love it.
2. Make sure you're both prepared (she has a ton of cleaning and you need a ton of lube)
3.???
4. Profit

This too. If you're not diamond hard, your gonna flop that shit around like a dead fish trying to get it into her, and you'll probably go soft in the process, likely resulting in her just calling the whole thing off.

Don't. Get a hooker instead, fuck her in the ass, satisfy your curiosity, see that's it's not actually all that great, then go back to fucking the shit out of your girl's pussy.

Ask her if she's ever tried it or considered it. Mention that you've heard that anal sex can be as satisfying for women as it is for men, because you can stimulate the G-spot directly. My girlfriend sometimes orgasms just from anal sex.
Beyond that, get lube, and ask her if you can try it (if she's willing, if not just say it's something you'd really like to try). Make sure your nails are trimmed, for fucking real, but not like just that day unless you want to get faggy about it and use an emery board.

A note on cleaning- if you don't just wolf down McDonald's all day every day and you get enough fiber, you should be fairly clean most of the time if you haven't just taken a shit or don't need to directly. Most of the time you can work a finger in with little effort in the shower or something to check yourself and see if the first few inches are clean. Don't go delving, or even a decently clean ass will come up dirty. If you want to go for depth (like with toys, don't kid yourself, pencil dick) an enema kit can be bought at Wal-Mart for like $10US. Multiple times will clean the best, and might be necessary since sometimes just one will actually make a person dirtier. Be easy on yourself, enemas are uncomfortable, and if she lets you do it to her, don't get all fucking weird.

This is a terrible idea. Don't lick someone's ass if they haven't tried to clean it recently that's how you get fucking cholera.

I've only fucked a pooper once and had a fucking horrible experience. Never again.
Just say no to the brown.

tbh- on some girls there is no difference

feels like shit

shut up. "no one but me knowwwss"...faggot.

elaborate

this indeed

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go to sleep. school in morning 2 days from now.

you are gross.

No u

The important question is what a girls pooper tastes like.

Answer: shit.

And it's amazing

nice of you to tacitly admit it. gross.

That would depend on an individual, idiot.

How should I go about fucking my gf´s ass since everytime I try to shove my cock up her asshole she stops me. Also everytime I try to talk to her about the subject she says that she isn´t into anal sex but will let me fuck her in the ass some other time.
Its not really a big deal to me since I don´t really like the idea of my cock covered in shit but I´d still like to try anal atleast once just to know how it feels like.

Oldfag, but it's okay cancer. I shall purge you.

Go fuck a hooker. Your girl obviously doesn't want a dick in her ass.

Only weird if she isn't comfortable with everything you do. Frankly if a girl has an issue with you wanting a hole to be clean before fucking it, she has issues. Just saying. Poop is poop. Just dont like poop on Grond. Problem fixed.

I dont really give a fuck about what my gf wants. I asked for advices about fucking her in the ass which you failed to give. I´m not going to go and fuck some diseased whore just for the sake of getting my cock in someones ass.

>be me, 22yo
>invited cute 16yo gf for weed and tacos night
>asked her to try the backdoor
>she says she only did it once but didn't like it so no
>i got crazy jealous and started acting like a child with a tantrum
>she says okay because she loved me
>i don't know how to do it
>a bit of foreplay, lowered her pants and shoved it in slowly 'cause im a gentleman
>start pumping this tight warm hole
>the tips of my cock feels warmer than the rest
>started feeling some pressure and assumed was her ass pulsating
>the pressure is to much
>i take dick out, half covered in shit
>a small log falls from her ass right away
>she gasps
>a brown constant stream starts flowing
>she stands there like a shit dispenser
>it stops, her pants covered in shit along with my floor
>she burst in tears
>goes to the bathroom and puke
>comes out and cleans it with a cloth 'cause i don't have cleaning supplies
>still crying tells me the night is ruined so she's going home
>broke up with me the next day
>never saw her again

tight ring. much more tighter than a vagina. then open nothingness almost.

Finger in her ass. Eat out her ass while you are already down there eating her pussy. Get her to see that it feels good. Don't be a pussy and go for it

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>not spreading her brown nuggets all over you dick as lube.
>not sticking it back in her pooper while whispering sweet words in her ear to ease her embarassment as you cum in her fudge filled hole
Ya blew it

not at all. taboo infers punishment. its just not true. and...every woman is up for it in the right circumstance. you suck.

Hahahahahahah

anal on taco night.
sounds about right

how do you have a gf that wont let you do anything? never been in that situation. have dated scene girls, rave girls, 2 MD's and a PhD...all were willing to do whatever...of course i demanded nothing less...why dont you?

>infers

I don't think you know what that word means.

Her ass seems to be exclusively exit only since she does not let me even finger her ass, and there is no fucking way that I will ever in this world eat someones ass out. I think next time that we are doing bondage I am just going to go ahead and do it.

She says it hurts too much

how do i get my gf to put it in my pooper?

i think you nit pick when you know you are wrong...knowing full well from the rest of my statement that i most likely misspoke.infer imply fuck you loser.

Wrong answer. Ever tasted your own ass? Does it taste exactly like shit? No.

Enjoy your rape charge.

not rape

No u

Sauce!

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If she tells you not to do something sexually, and you do it, then yeah, yeah it is.

success@!

Taboo means forbidden you fucking primate.

Exactly like a vagina, tbh

>picrelated

Idiot. You do not dare to fuck an ass without lube. She'll leave you immediately afterwards.

>Full of shit
Kek

>What does a girls pooper feel like?

Wouldn't know, I put my dick in vaginas not assholes because I'm not gay.

its not though. i know you live in a strange world where everyone tells you all is rape. its not. a girl is fucking you...its all game. thats it. butthole included. i am so happy i finished college 10 years ago...seems like a fucking nightmare now. btw...none of the girls had any problem emotionally or physically...they hadnt been trained to be victims yet. just like i never called the cops when a chick snuck a finger in my ass (latinas are notorious). i just feel bad for you pussies.

Then why is there so much anal in porn if it doesn't really feel good? You can't say these people are simply being told to do it because they get paid either. It's pretty much a normalcy in porn and it even happens in amateur porn. A lot of the guys seem to like putting it up the girls asses to.

I've fucked girls and shemales, I've also never fucked without a condom so can't objectively tell the difference.

But shemales ass feels better

Anal is sodomy and forbidden in religious circles.

no it doesn't. there were consequences for anything taboo...we stole the notion from our islander brothers...it was not a "social" thing...a taboo was a punishable offense. fuck you moron.

you faggot

Shitty.

You seriously call fucking a woman's beautiful ass especially during doggy style gay?

sodomy is actually an umbrella term for all forbidden sex, as the sodomites were practicing more than a little brown tunneling.
though colloquially this is usually referring to bumsex.
another symptom of the wonderful education system

Honestly, not very different from a vagina.Coming from someone that was strictly no anal until 2 years ago. First experienced it in a mmfff fivesome. Did it a few other times with a gf I had following that. It's better as an occasional usage tbh. It's not as hype as some people make it, not as terrible as a person like I was before trying it made it seem.

>2000+16
Not sucking and taking the feminine dick up your butt. Are you gay?

Feels like pillowy cotton candy and tastes just as sweet...ya stupid ass. WTF kind of question is that?!?! It feels the same way when you put it in your boyfriend's ass....kek!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>But shemales ass feels better
Yes.

It's just a kink so if it turns you on more, do it. Physically though, a pussy just feels better.

fucking faggots

uncomfortably tight and dry. It's also less stimulating than vag. Girls seem to really like it tho.

Why do you think people have sex to begin with? Lust is what drives people crazy. Any intimate part of a woman's body makes a man go nuts. It shouldn't be hard for you to tell that a woman's butt is genetically curvy while males have an indent. This specifically attracts us to a woman's butt. They also look great in doggy style.

I came here to say this.

Probably the most accurate description I've heard. HOWEVER, if you get a girl that knows how to clench, its much nicer. Instead of all the pressure being from their asshole, you get friction all up the rest of your cock. But doing anal for the first time was disappointing. I fucked a girl who never played with her ass and it was still not as tight as her vagina other than at the base. Still have a major fetish for it psychologically but physically blowjobs are the best.

22 year old dating 16 year old huh? can you at least make your fan fics a little realistic you faggot

smoot but there's a lightly coarse feeling, its not "the poop" that makes that feel like that, its the variation in the muscles and often the lack of lubrication. and if I remember correctly your mind temdd to make you believe in connotations on the act that are pretty much superfluous to engaging your erogenous zone of choice: you just have a slower, tighter, more unusual selection on your hands my friend. when your in you don't need to go the length of your dick either, except that the deeper the penetration the greater interval of friction with each in out. try abandoning your previous concepts style or methods on first time anal for either party involved and just meditate physically on having that dick in , and commune on a deeper level - the latter helps on the fact that very easily it can get weird and you want to avoid that since the pace and feeling can be entirely something different than vaginal or oral sex. above all enjoy the sensation - and also female anuses are generally similar to male anuses. sorry if that kills it but just remember that if you think you don't know what you are going to be encountering. you really just don't want to get hung up on any particular thing differentiating from the general idea that the anus has physical - anatomical properties that you should be aware of.

It's totally legal in my country. 16 is the age of consent.

You're a special kind of stupid

Is that how they got it on Oregon Trail?

No...not at all

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so whats anal feel like to the receiver?

like a vagina, but shittier

sounds weird but you feel really filled up. it's the thought that someone's fucking your ass that gets ppl off, i think

6 years is normal in most of europe iT is as well, I have 1 year less diff with my gf.